Escort Reports

[Sj2222]

Do you have a link by chance.

She has one on erotic monkey. I have reached out Several times recently and I have not heard back. I even asked her for the number for her friend with no reply.

[Dayman1]

I saw Brittney last night and she told me she had a ManyVids, as well as profiles on cam sites like Chaturbate and such. She's very much the girl in her ads, and yes she does have an ankle bracelet. It is one to keep her in state or county, not house arrest.

She has one or two reviews on the forum and they are both positive. I agree with them. She's very cute, very nice body, great BJ, nice and tight, and gets into it. She told me her schedule is that on weekdays she sees one or two guys at her home in Seekonk, and on weekends to avoid attention from her neighbors she gets a room at a hotel / motel. She isn't working every day or every weekend, either. She takes a bit of time to respond to messages, so plan ahead for that. DATY, BBBJ are allowed if you are clean enough for her, BBFS is not on the table. Give her a shot, she's probably one of the only real ads on STG these fucking days.

Clock watcher?

[JastempRI]

Yes. I used to see Kris all the time. I saw her and the friend once. I think she is deaf and a bit heavy but the two of them left me motionless in bed.

Do you have a link by chance.

[Sj2222]

Anyone had any experience with Kris and her friend in Swansea the mature BBW.

Thank you.

Yes. I used to see Kris all the time. I saw her and the friend once. I think she is deaf and a bit heavy but the two of them left me motionless in bed.

[Style20]

Saw her 2 weeks ago.

Do you know her donation and maybe if I can recommend you. It seem these girls are limited and I've been wanting to see her.

[Dayman1]

As requested.

https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/4013478888.

https://escortindex.com/ad/providenc...-3119/1/379590

Yikes.

She is awful.

[JustinTime1021]

Does anyone have contact or old link for this one? The one Lbrad was talking about.

As requested.

https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/4013478888.

https://escortindex.com/ad/providenc...-3119/1/379590

[ClayMcCoy]

Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

Build:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

ETHNICITY:

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

AGE:

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Regarding age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Personal traits:

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Other features:

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across the state.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

UNWRITTEN clues:

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified differently, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

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Sophisticated: Old and / or snotty attitude.

[WellPaid1000]

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[JastempRI]

Does she still available I lost her contact info.

Does anyone have contact or old link for this one? The one Lbrad was talking about.

[Xerxes2]

Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

Build:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

ETHNICITY:

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

AGE:

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Regarding age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Personal traits:

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Other features:

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across the state.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

UNWRITTEN clues:

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified differently, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

Copied from another member.

[ILuvToMunch69]

When the last time you saw her? Because shit may change with these girls. I try texting her and got no response. I was hoping to see her but so far my luck hasn't been good with her or vanessa phat ass.

Saw her 2 weeks ago.

[WellPaid1000]

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[ConGorilla]

Fairly sure its either genie or tasha if you look through their post history.

Providers are always the first to throw how much they make at you as a way to put others down.

I'm pretty sure that person you're responding to is actually a provider who is trying to scare mongers away from certain sites and other providers.

[JustinTime1021]

A couple months ago I went to see her in her apartment, while she looks great for her age but the CBJ was really bad. When I flipped her for a Cfs, I noticed something that look like warts down there. I lost my boner right away. I ended up jerking off on her tits. Again, I am NOT saying she has warts but it certainly looks like it to me. Deal breaker for me.

First and for most I absolutely do not have warts. I have skin tags that I inherited from my parents. I get checked and tested regularly. Protection is number 1 but you guys want bb well not happening. As far as my attitude it is based on the clients attitude. I'm consistently disrected because you want more but aren't willing to donate. I'm not a girlfriend I'm a companion. You guys or boys write these reviews without any thought about women like us or me for that matter. You covet women who do this forbidden trade and curse us in the same breath. I'm liked by many because they have displayed the respect I deserve. If you had a bad experience mayb it was your attitude. I'm for ever dealing with guys that cheat me want FS hh for 50 or 40 flowers. You ask 4 explicit photos and basically play immature games. I've bn in this industry for along time its the most difficult frustrating and completely draining occupation. I've bn assaulted spit on called nasty names. I'm a provider that is very kind sweet and accommodating. My attitude is based on urs. I'm not perfect I don't have a models body I'm a mature women with imperfections. Ill tell ya alot of men like my body and honestly before you judge my body look in a mirror. I've heard stories of girls that are fake rob men dirty places ect. Most importantly safety is number 1 to me. I'm deeply disgusted by those comments. To the one who wrote that wanted alot more than I was going to give he thru 38 flowers at me then assaulted me wanting it back. Things like that make my attitude sour. I apologize to anyone who was displeased I'm willing to rectify it.

Here are a couple posts, including one from Frankie, back in late 2018 LOL.