Massage Parlor Reports

**SmileySam** · 05-26-20 00:23

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

Where did you hear about half hour only massage?

I believe it was the CH7 news.

**LilMonger** · 05-25-20 23:07

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**ApplePiePussy** · 05-25-20 21:55

Originally Posted by SmileySam [View Original Post]

The MPs in Illinois except Chicago can open on the 29th. 1/2 hour only massage with mask but we will see how that plays out.

Where did you hear about half hour only massage?

**SmileySam** · 05-25-20 18:43

Originally Posted by WillyWonkHer [View Original Post]

So I've been calling an AMP every few days for the past few weeks to see if they'd be (secretly) open or maybe something private and they haven't been answering. Fast forward to yesterday and they answered but said they're still not open. Any chance that's just for legal reasons and there's a way I can get get serviced?

The MPs in Illinois except Chicago can open on the 29th. 1/2 hour only massage with mask but we will see how that plays out.

**Tela1980** · 05-25-20 12:19

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Don't feed the trolls.

A2

**WillyWonkHer** · 05-25-20 11:19

So I've been calling an AMP every few days for the past few weeks to see if they'd be (secretly) open or maybe something private and they haven't been answering. Fast forward to yesterday and they answered but said they're still not open. Any chance that's just for legal reasons and there's a way I can get get serviced?

**Wenger** · 05-25-20 09:10

Originally Posted by Dbiz01 [View Original Post]

Looks like AMPs, or getting a massage in general won't be an option according to Lightfoot's plan. She believes, and rightly so, that Chicago, still a national hotspot for COVID-19, isn't ready yet.

https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05...eOF9bNoUdgmk_Y

This was from when he initially said the 29th for stage 3. She's saying that restaurants will hopefully be open early June later as they work on getting everything straight, so spa's should (hopefully) be in that too. Getting closer.

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/loca...unces/2276737/

-w.

**HanginBalls** · 05-24-20 17:52

Originally Posted by Wenger [View Original Post]

Wash your hands a lot.

https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05...arting-may-29/

-w.

Was in a rush and had to take a pee. Men's washroom was broken, so I barged into the women's! There was a frumpy looking, full-figured, middle aged lady, shirtless with HUGE breasts busting out of her granny-bra washing her shirt. I stopped at the sink to wash my hands first. She barked, " WTH are you doing" I apologetically told her, "Lady, I really have to take a pee"! After washing my hands I bolted towards the stall, dropped my dong and let out a relieving groan as I whizzed out my beverage. Suddenly, the door slams open! "OMG!! Do you realize this is the ladies washroom and you can go to jail for this" The lady cries!"Lady, please, let me pee in peace, I replied. I'm still peeing and I notice the lady's shadow over my shoulder. I turn to her as I'm finishing up and notice her staring at my mid-section with her nickel thick nipples poking from her thick bra! I said, "Lady! WTF are you looking at"? She smiled and said, "My husband used to have a big cock and yours is about his size"! I said, " Used too"? She replied, " Yes, he passed on years ago". I gave her my condolences. With my manhood still exposed I stepped towards her, took her hand and placed it on my growing cock. Her eyes were glazing as I leaned in for a DFK! Our tongues met and I was surprised how passionately she kissed! I reached up and was amazed how big her nipples were. They must've been the biggest I felt and this was through her bra!

After a few seconds she came to her senses and jolted backwards! I told her it was ok as she apologized. I shoved Mr. Peter back into it's proper place while she re-arranged her bra fitting her breasts comfortably in her boulder holder. I gave her my phone number and leaned in for a parting kiss. As I was leaving she asked, " Aren't you going to wash your hands"? I replied, " I wash my hands before I take a pee".

Moral of the story is not that anything can happen anywhere, but wash your hands before you touch your dick!!

**Dbiz01** · 05-24-20 12:00

Originally Posted by Wenger [View Original Post]

Should be good to go next Friday.

CHICAGO Starting May 29, the state is on track to enter Phase 3 of Gov. JB Pritzker's "Restore Illinois" plan. So, what does that mean for your very lackluster social life?

It means you can hang out with nine friends, go camping, have a picnic, get your haircut, get a massage, get a tattoo as long as you're in groups of 10 or less, wear a mask and wash your hands a lot. And, of course, as long as you're not sick.

https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05...arting-may-29/

-w.

Looks like AMPs, or getting a massage in general won't be an option according to Lightfoot's plan. She believes, and rightly so, that Chicago, still a national hotspot for COVID-19, isn't ready yet.

https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05...eOF9bNoUdgmk_Y

**Biliator** · 05-23-20 18:10

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**Pilatus65** · 05-23-20 13:18

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

I'm just relaying what I've been told. Spas are going to open in 8 days.

JB Prick-ger. A rich billionaire who has one set of standards for he and his family and another for the peons and constituents. I heard the latter also. June is next phase and salons / spa's open.

**Wenger** · 05-22-20 05:13

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

Sorry to break it to you. Spa are part of phase 4. Beauty salons and barber shops is phase 3. Probably late July or August massage spa will be allowed to open.

Originally Posted by WilSpanz [View Original Post]

But it seems that Pritzker's plan only mentions salons, not beauty salons. Technically the parlors are closer to salons rather than spas (which typically involve a whole or multi-day stay), even though they may have spa in their names.

Should be good to go next Friday.

CHICAGO — Starting May 29, the state is on track to enter Phase 3 of Gov. JB Pritzker's "Restore Illinois" plan. So, what does that mean for your very lackluster social life?

It means you can hang out with nine friends, go camping, have a picnic, get your haircut, get a massage, get a tattoo — as long as you're in groups of 10 or less, wear a mask and wash your hands a lot. And, of course, as long as you're not sick.

https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05...arting-may-29/

-w.

**Citybird** · 05-22-20 03:52

I've seen a couple of girls at CLM, I'd say so far I would repeat Jenny & Sandra. Sandra if you want a great massage too. I would say Claire does have the nicest breast if you're into that. Jenny & Victoria have nice fat asses.

Originally Posted by MaharajaSP [View Original Post]

Hello.

I am going to visit CLM at some point this week. While I realize everyone choice of girls is personal and specific to our likes and dislikes, I am looking for reviews of your favorite CLM girl and why. I have read the posts on Victoria, Jessica, Maya etc. I am leaning towards Maya as I prefer someone girls with a great ass and full chest. Thoughts? Will report back on my session. Thanks.

**LilMonger** · 05-22-20 01:44

Dreamed this was my go to place back in the day. Closed about two years ago. Cindy / Lucy was my gal, solid massage & finish every time. Had a thic ass to roam around. Miss that place & her, anyone know of her where about?

**ApplePiePussy** · 05-21-20 21:52

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

Sorry to break it to you. Spa are part of phase 4. Beauty salons and barber shops is phase 3. Probably late July or August massage spa will be allowed to open.

I'm just relaying what I've been told. Spas are going to open in 8 days.