Massage Parlor Reports

[HanginBalls]

Wash your hands a lot.

https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05...arting-may-29/

-w.

Was in a rush and had to take a pee. Men's washroom was broken, so I barged into the women's! There was a frumpy looking, full-figured, middle aged lady, shirtless with HUGE breasts busting out of her granny-bra washing her shirt. I stopped at the sink to wash my hands first. She barked, " WTH are you doing" I apologetically told her, "Lady, I really have to take a pee"! After washing my hands I bolted towards the stall, dropped my dong and let out a relieving groan as I whizzed out my beverage. Suddenly, the door slams open! "OMG!! Do you realize this is the ladies washroom and you can go to jail for this" The lady cries!"Lady, please, let me pee in peace, I replied. I'm still peeing and I notice the lady's shadow over my shoulder. I turn to her as I'm finishing up and notice her staring at my mid-section with her nickel thick nipples poking from her thick bra! I said, "Lady! WTF are you looking at"? She smiled and said, "My husband used to have a big cock and yours is about his size"! I said, " Used too"? She replied, " Yes, he passed on years ago". I gave her my condolences. With my manhood still exposed I stepped towards her, took her hand and placed it on my growing cock. Her eyes were glazing as I leaned in for a DFK! Our tongues met and I was surprised how passionately she kissed! I reached up and was amazed how big her nipples were. They must've been the biggest I felt and this was through her bra!

After a few seconds she came to her senses and jolted backwards! I told her it was ok as she apologized. I shoved Mr. Peter back into it's proper place while she re-arranged her bra fitting her breasts comfortably in her boulder holder. I gave her my phone number and leaned in for a parting kiss. As I was leaving she asked, " Aren't you going to wash your hands"? I replied, " I wash my hands before I take a pee".

Moral of the story is not that anything can happen anywhere, but wash your hands before you touch your dick!!

[Dbiz01]

Should be good to go next Friday.

CHICAGO Starting May 29, the state is on track to enter Phase 3 of Gov. JB Pritzker's "Restore Illinois" plan. So, what does that mean for your very lackluster social life?

It means you can hang out with nine friends, go camping, have a picnic, get your haircut, get a massage, get a tattoo as long as you're in groups of 10 or less, wear a mask and wash your hands a lot. And, of course, as long as you're not sick.

https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05...arting-may-29/

-w.

Looks like AMPs, or getting a massage in general won't be an option according to Lightfoot's plan. She believes, and rightly so, that Chicago, still a national hotspot for COVID-19, isn't ready yet.

https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05...eOF9bNoUdgmk_Y

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[Pilatus65]

I'm just relaying what I've been told. Spas are going to open in 8 days.

JB Prick-ger. A rich billionaire who has one set of standards for he and his family and another for the peons and constituents. I heard the latter also. June is next phase and salons / spa's open.

[Wenger]

Sorry to break it to you. Spa are part of phase 4. Beauty salons and barber shops is phase 3. Probably late July or August massage spa will be allowed to open.

But it seems that Pritzker's plan only mentions salons, not beauty salons. Technically the parlors are closer to salons rather than spas (which typically involve a whole or multi-day stay), even though they may have spa in their names.

Should be good to go next Friday.

CHICAGO — Starting May 29, the state is on track to enter Phase 3 of Gov. JB Pritzker's "Restore Illinois" plan. So, what does that mean for your very lackluster social life?

It means you can hang out with nine friends, go camping, have a picnic, get your haircut, get a massage, get a tattoo — as long as you're in groups of 10 or less, wear a mask and wash your hands a lot. And, of course, as long as you're not sick.

https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05...arting-may-29/

-w.

[Citybird]

I've seen a couple of girls at CLM, I'd say so far I would repeat Jenny & Sandra. Sandra if you want a great massage too. I would say Claire does have the nicest breast if you're into that. Jenny & Victoria have nice fat asses.

Hello.

I am going to visit CLM at some point this week. While I realize everyone choice of girls is personal and specific to our likes and dislikes, I am looking for reviews of your favorite CLM girl and why. I have read the posts on Victoria, Jessica, Maya etc. I am leaning towards Maya as I prefer someone girls with a great ass and full chest. Thoughts? Will report back on my session. Thanks.

[LilMonger]

Dreamed this was my go to place back in the day. Closed about two years ago. Cindy / Lucy was my gal, solid massage & finish every time. Had a thic ass to roam around. Miss that place & her, anyone know of her where about?

[ApplePiePussy]

Sorry to break it to you. Spa are part of phase 4. Beauty salons and barber shops is phase 3. Probably late July or August massage spa will be allowed to open.

I'm just relaying what I've been told. Spas are going to open in 8 days.

[HanginBalls]

Chatted with an MPA last night. Everything is opening back up on the 29th. Expect everyone to be wearing masks and it is expected of us as well.

My MILF AMP G / F told me masks for newbies and some irregular regulars.

Which leads me to this story:

The old lady and me are watching some tube when we hear a knock on her patio, glass door. It's the old, Italian man with the 20" cock! "WTF! He's not supposed to be here for another hour", Kim cries! Kim and the old man talk by the door and eventually let's him in. "Hi. I'm Sal", he introduces as we shake hands. "So, you're Kim's boyfriend he asks"? "Yep" I responded as the outline of his groin is starting to bulge. I laughed and told them to "Have fun! I guess you won't be needing a mask then". Sal laughs and goes, " No, but I'll be giving her one"! He reaches into his pocket and starts peeling out Hondo's and throws two at me. " You want to watch"? Sal barks as he begins to peal off more hondos to Kim's amazement. Kim nods her head "Yes" as the old man must've stripped off 8-9 of off his stack. He throws it on the sofa and unzips his fly. "Suck my cock you sl%nt-eyed wh%re"! He demands! Kim meekly gets on her knees, opens her mouth wide and his limp snake starts to slither down her throat! I've never seen Kim be the submissive type!! I was in shock! Sal slowly guided his cock near 9"s down! I've never seen Kim take so much! You could even se the outline of his head in her neck! Kim pulled up and started gagging, spiting, drooling. As soon as she composed herself she lunged forward repeatedly and even took him deeper! This went on for a good ten minutes with Sal insulting her and calling her all sorts of racial epitaths. "This is what a real man's dick looks like! Not some puny little dick like you got, fanook"! Sal ripped! I've got eight inches and this guy was close to double the size of mine! Sal started groaning and calling her a "cum swallowing b*tch"! "Here! Take this you wh*re" as Sal started jacking off while ten inches in Kim's throat! Her eyes popping out as Sal jerked ferociously while dumping in her mouth! The old man pulled out and started glazing her face like a donut. Kim's mouth was still open with his load swimming in her mouth. The old man told her to spit in her hand and wipe it on her face! Sal even took his hand and spread it all over her! Kim's face was completely laminated!! She knelt there like an obedient slave as Sal struggled to put his junk back in his pants. He reached into his pocket and whipped a Hondo at me and a couple more in Kim's face! He looked at me and said, "That's how it's done, punk!" He looked at Kim and said, " See you later wh*re" as he made his way towards the door.

She still knelt down in shock and tears with cascades of Sal's cum dripping from her face. Funny thing is, her nipples were hard as a rock! Didshe get turned on by the abuse? Don't know. I went to the bathroom to bring her a damp towel. She was still in shock so, I started cleaning her face. I brought her mouthwash and a cup and flushed it down the toilet.

Kim was still in shock. I knelt down to Kim and started hugging and caressing her. She looked at me and told me to kiss her. We kissed deeply for a moment then she took my face in her hands and poetically said, " Of all the times you've been here we've fucked. Tonight, I need you to make love to me"!

[Casper27]

Does anyone have info on Summer? The place she is involved with hasn't posted anything in a while. I'm wondering if she is still available or is working independently. Moreso if there might be more available than a bodyrub. https://escortindex.com/ad/chicago/3...6150/4/4385599.

[WilSpanz]

Sorry to break it to you. Spa are part of phase 4. Beauty salons and barber shops is phase 3. Probably late July or August massage spa will be allowed to open.

But it seems that Pritzker's plan only mentions salons, not beauty salons. Technically the parlors are closer to salons rather than spas (which typically involve a whole or multi-day stay), even though they may have spa in their names.

[ConfuciusMan]

Chatted with an MPA last night. Everything is opening back up on the 29th. Expect everyone to be wearing masks and it is expected of us as well.

Sorry to break it to you. Spa are part of phase 4. Beauty salons and barber shops is phase 3. Probably late July or August massage spa will be allowed to open.

[BabeLover303]

Went to CLM Sunday and saw Jessica. Fun time as always, but on the way out we ran into Victoria and had a nice 5 minute conversation before I left. She is much better looking in person than her pictures would suggest. So now I have to scratch this itch and see her. Anyone know what her upcharge is for extras and what kind of menu she offers? Anyone done nuru or Jacuzzi with her?

I checked her out around December. I wanted Sandra who I've seen once and had a great time but she wasn't around that day, so when they said Victoria was avail I pounced on the opportunity. I tried the Jacuzzi with her but I wouldn't recommend it. I say just stick to the bed with her since she takes her time and I wouldn't want to waste it getting wet then drying off. Also when she offered FS I took it but sadly came too fast. I couldn't appreciate her and it was MY fault, she's so hot. I haven't gone back because of COVID issues but it's between her and Sandra for sure!

[ApplePiePussy]

Chatted with an MPA last night. Everything is opening back up on the 29th. Expect everyone to be wearing masks and it is expected of us as well.

[OrdLover]

Yes, she is great! Seen her quite a few times.

I tried contacting her before but there is never an answer back. Before the covid. Or is it one of those that you need a referral. What level of service does she provided and what does you look like? You can pm me.