Massage Parlor Reports

[AussieFury]

Saw Anna in her Kirkland incall on the 16th for the second time. She is such a tiny gorgeous little Asian. She remembered me from the first time several months ago. Hopped in the shower and then was offered the massage on the table or bed. Of course I picked the bed. Mirrors offer an amazing view! Have a great back rub with friendly discussion. Agreed on the $ up charge and flipped over. This woman is tight and tiny. She has amazing breasts and her nipples stick out and are nice to nibble on. Everything covered but she is absolutely amazing! Make an appointment with this tiny lady!!

https://seattle.rubratings.com/44643

How old would you guess her real age is?

What was the damage (base rub rate + upcharge)?

[TomaIn]

The woman working here has been there for years and is kind of crazy. I think she's in her 40's, wears a girdle, and will greet you by grabbing your crotch and saying "sucky? Fucky?

The good: It's discreet since it looks like you're going into a Chinese restaurant (the MP is on the second floor, on the south side. The north side is the banquet room for the restaurant and is rarely used). I've never had to negotiate, just ask for FS and hand over $. 4. And there's a shower you can use afterwards.

The bad: The place was really lacking in ambiance, had a funky smell, seemed like she might be living there. Sometimes she kind of smells bad also. Not sensual at all, just pushes on your skin for a massage and tries to go for the junk right away. I also don't find her very attractive, and she doesn't speak much English at all. I always felt dirty and disappointed after leaving there (even after a shower).

Also, she's been open this entire time during the lockdown (text her and she'll come down and open the door), so I'd be concerned about Covid.

So if you just want a quick, cheap release and are driving by, hit her up. If you want an actual massage, any kind of sensuality or a feel-good experience, give this one a pass.

Thanks for the information. Apparently she has moved further upstairs now. I will give her a shot next time I am over in the area. For now, I am thinking of staying down in the Tacoma Fed Way area and look to see what is available since it is closer to the house and might be a little cheaper as well. All the north ends are saying $$ and have not been in the mood to talk them down. May go to AA and see what is walking down there.

[Member #6648]

Saw Anna in her Kirkland incall on the 16th for the second time. She is such a tiny gorgeous little Asian. She remembered me from the first time several months ago. Hopped in the shower and then was offered the massage on the table or bed. Of course I picked the bed. Mirrors offer an amazing view! Have a great back rub with friendly discussion. Agreed on the $ up charge and flipped over. This woman is tight and tiny. She has amazing breasts and her nipples stick out and are nice to nibble on. Everything covered but she is absolutely amazing! Make an appointment with this tiny lady!!

https://seattle.rubratings.com/44643

[DrtyHarry]

Anybody see the list from the governor's snitch line? Lots of parlors on it. It's up online.

It's a gigantic list, tons of companies on it so it's all blended together. They'll never get to it all. It includes little stuff, like they saw three people standing next each other at the grocery store.

There's even complaints on panhandlers breaking the 6 foot rule when accepting money.

Some of it might be helpful if it's a large company where the employees aren't following safety precautions, but most of it is just ridiculous stuff.

I know someone who was working at the emerald queen cacino. Very large construction project they never stopped construction for one day. They had special permission from the governor himself.

I called the report line and they got back a month later with they are a sovern nation and the rules don't apply.

Funny shit. Your not shut down if you support crooked Jay.

If you're trying to makes sense of the huge list, the Excel version is better. There's a link to is at this site: https://redoubtnews.com/2020/05/gove...e-snitch-list/.

First download it locally and enable editing, then:

1. Select the header row and click "Sort and Filter. Filter".

2. Click the dropdown next to "Other Business Type" (NOT "Business Type".

3. Uncheck "Select All".

4. Type "massage" in the little search box in the drop down.

5. Make sure "(Select All Search Results)" is checked.

6. Click "Ok".

Incredible. I did not there was a "list" of this sort. Bet most of the list is comprised of people and businesses trying to take each other down. Funny and good for a laugh, or cure for boredom during the lockdown, but I would be hesitant to actually trust that list.

[Anonymous420]

Will be in the Tacoma area tomorrow and looking for AMP. Looking for more legit / manual with somewhat younger ladies. I'm never in the Tacoma area so here's my chance. If you know any fell free to pm me and I can trade info for seattle, bellevue and LA!

I don't know of any place near Tacoma that isn't largely staffed with ladies aged 40+.

Healing Massage in Fife has a woman with a tight body that goes by Pepsi, who is (I think) in her 30's. Don't know if they're open, though.

[Justice2001]

Will be in the Tacoma area tomorrow and looking for AMP. Looking for more legit / manual with somewhat younger ladies. I'm never in the Tacoma area so here's my chance. If you know any fell free to pm me and I can trade info for seattle, bellevue and LA!

[WillieDave]

I visited Malisa from tna recently and I would not recommend her. All of her reviews say she is good for a massage, so I went to see her as I wanted a good massage and happy ending. She did not have that good of a massage technique and she really rushed her service as she only gave me maybe a 10 minute back massage before having me flip over. She even answered a text message on her phone during our session. I was in and out of her place in less than 30 minutes when I paid for an hour.

[Seattle Ampfan]

Yami did mentioned that she is 49. I couldn't believe as she much younger like in her mid 30's. Face and body wise.

I refuse to believe that Yami is 49. I agree that she looks like she is in her 30's. I also know that she jokes a lot and probably a lot of what she says isn't true.

[Pigrig]

Drove by yesterday mid day it looked as if the big sign by the road was lit up. But none of the neon in the windows were on. I've been by in the evening and know that sign hasn't been lit up. So does anyone happen to know if they are operating UTR?

Seen the sign and started thinking it'd be nice to have a salad tossing and put some cream to coffee for old time sake.

[ExtraFun2006]

I think it was after lunch and it was raining that time. Didn't see any people outside when I left. Few parked cars outside but nobody across eternity. Guess I lucked out nobody saw me. Besides, the neon / signs were off so it was a low key exit for me. Yami did mentioned that she is 49. I couldn't believe as she much younger like in her mid 30's. Face and body wise.

I visited yami today. Very nice tease while on stomach. As previously reported no utc touching. However sad to report this is not yammi of old myrna massage in kirkland.

[PoppyLock]

Has anyone tried this lady or any other tantra providers?

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?244343-Paz

[Jy2019]

Mona Simone (I believe, but haven't seen before) or Thai Lily (who does, but hasn't posted since this began).

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?204531-Mona-Simone

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?232651-Thai-Lily

Has anyone here seen Mona?

I was hoping for waxing shops and not incalls. The Latina waxing shops are the ones that I am very curious due to vids I saw at prnhub and such. I wonder if they exist here at the state of WA.

[Jy2019]

When did you visit eternity spa in the morning, afternoon, or evening? Did the other businesses give you the stink eye since they should be closed and sandwiched in between coffee shop and Thai restaurant for take-out.

I think it was after lunch and it was raining that time. Didn't see any people outside when I left. Few parked cars outside but nobody across eternity. Guess I lucked out nobody saw me. Besides, the neon / signs were off so it was a low key exit for me. Yami did mentioned that she is 49. I couldn't believe as she much younger like in her mid 30's. Face and body wise.

[MartyByrde]

This used to be $ for HE for 1 hr and now during Corona Virus she is charging for only 45 minutes. Once she gets to know you YMMV I asked if she was willing for FS and she said for $$. She gives a relaxing HJ.

I believe she was previously charging $80 for the hour. Of course a HE would add to that amount, which would make the total donation $120 ($80 for the hour + $40 tip).

[ExtraFun2006]

(Reposting this here since apparently it doesn't belong in the non-pro thread).

https://seattle.rubratings.com/122542

Does anyone have experience with her? I believe she's been around for a long time; back in the "backpage days" she only posted a picture of the crane silhouette against the sunset. But now she's posting nude pictures of herself as well.

I would fully expect an unattractive 50+ year old woman, but would also expect she knows her way around. My curiosity is peaked about her menu (especially that the ad only states $60 with no mention of tip), and was hoping someone else might have already TOFTT.

This used to be $ for HE for 1 hr and now during Corona Virus she is charging for only 45 minutes. Once she gets to know you YMMV I asked if she was willing for FS and she said for $$. She gives a relaxing HJ.