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05-15-20 13:21 #3326Senior Member

Posts: 863Well this question is trying to be one size fits all so very difficult to answer. I don't know what your mouth, lips, tongue, and teeth look like. I am blessed genetically to have a great smile with perfect white teeth that I obsessively floss. Much of what your breath smells like depends not only on your mouth but also your diet and the bacterial flora in your throat and gums. All else being equal, I gargle with mouthwash as soon as step out of the car, spit it out on the bushes in front of my hood where I parked, then pop an Eclipse gum and chew it on my way up.
Fuck I would kiss me. I bet I taste like winterblast ha ha ha. Never had any complaints as soon as the chick smells my breath.
Steak.
Originally Posted by IslandFan
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05-15-20 12:26 #3325Senior Member

Posts: 86Dfk
Steak, I am a big fan of DFK too but only a fraction providers are into it. Besides daily dental upkeep and not smoking, do you have any suggestions on products / mints that work magic for that colgate mint fresh mouth? Might as well ask as we are on this topic.
Originally Posted by SteakTartare
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05-15-20 11:31 #3324Senior Member

Posts: 863I text Here I am parked at the Hampton Inn lot. She texts I am in in Room 412. I text 412 got it coming right up.
I'm confused. What do you need to keep your burner phone with you when you walk in? You already know the room number. You will be there in 2 minutes. What other communication do you need? Why not just leave your burner phone in your car?
I swear some mongers just don't get it. I read some of the dumbshits on HX who post screen shots of their convos with hookers inside the Safety First Club. I am just shaking my head. Some of these texts are like PhD doctorate papers and thesis OMG. Like 100 sentences and 25 paragraphs. Who the hell texts like that? She's a hooker, not your English professor for crying out loud. I text maybe 20 words tops from the time I set up my appointment to the time I knock on the room 412 door.
Steak.
Originally Posted by IslandFan
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05-15-20 11:19 #3323Senior Member

Posts: 86Burner phone
Good advice. Do you bring your burner phone as well for texting? I would be hard to communicate without it on you. Also, is it a smartphone? Texting on a older style phone isn't the easiest.
Originally Posted by SteakTartare
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05-15-20 10:52 #3322Senior Member

Posts: 863PrivateDelights hires women who write romance novels to also write their fake-ass reviews. Those reviews are so sweet and flowery that every time I read them I need a massive insulin dose. Mongers don't write reviews like that. But yeah, I avoid any chick who puts "VIP" in their handle. It is a self-anointed and self-proclaimed GPS title to boost the rates. Long on image, short on service.
Very Inaccessible Pussy.
Steak.
Originally Posted by Markssmrk
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05-15-20 10:26 #3321Senior Member

Posts: 578
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Thanks fellas, that answers my question. Looks like I'll pass. I had a feeling the PD reviews were shills.
Originally Posted by DJwezzy
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05-15-20 09:53 #3320Senior Member

Posts: 112I've seen her twice but last time was a couple years ago. Experience was average, lackluster BBBJ. She's pretty hot so might be worth a go around but I doubt ill see her again.
Originally Posted by Markssmrk
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05-15-20 09:27 #3319Senior Member

Posts: 863Mine was over the top so I repeated. Her eyes are really beautiful. Loved her puffy areolas and eraser tip nips. Pussy was super fresh and tasted really good. She let me dine to my hearts content. Her ass looks wider because her waist is super tiny. Classic Coke bottle body. I enjoyed the doggie view and her soft moans drove me crazy. Non stop DFK and she complimented my Colgate smile and breath. She was kneeling on the floor sucking my dick and I was standing. I knelt down guided her hand on my hard dick then we just French kissed for like 5 minutes like Romeo and Juliet ha ha ha. We really clicked. Already thinking of date #3 if this newbie who just joined falls thru. Got to hit these new girls when they sign up before the Cash Call Club pisses them off and drives them away LOL.
Steak.
Originally Posted by HapaBoy86
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05-15-20 01:29 #3318Senior Member

Posts: 863Yup been neutered for many years, best thing ever. The Plan B is for chicks who insist on it and are deathly afraid of pregnancy, even more than STD, as they simply won't take your word for it. Not like I carry around a microscope and glass slides with me so we can perform an actual sperm count before BBFS to confirm my vasectomy ha ha ha. I purchased a 5-pack deal from Amazon and so far have only lost 3 so I still have a pair. Been lucky so far in convincing them my shooting with blanks status, but I suppose it's time to re-order now that my cock is officially released from lock down and free to inseminate again.
I joined HX in 2010 after the other site folded so I have no idea what you are talking about.
Steak.
Originally Posted by Thanxxx
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05-15-20 01:17 #3317Senior Member

Posts: 116I saw her a few times 5-6 years ago right after she got her tits done. She was doing BBBJ back then, but I guess she doesn't do that anymore. No DFK either, and she has a thing where she doesn't let you touch her nipples which sucks because she's got pretty nice tits. She's hot though so probably worth a visit. Someone had posted a video of her on pornhub giving a BBBJ and CFS, but it got taken down.
Originally Posted by Markssmrk
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05-15-20 01:09 #3316Senior Member

Posts: 344Not busting your balls just couple? S
You around during the onset during the ***********z days? I just reached that versions highest level being a Guru before switching to Humaniplex. Don't even get me going on all the versions of ratings systems.
Originally Posted by Ofeelie
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Thought you were snipped? I carry one with as well but I'm not. Suppose it's added cost is worth it. And the girls peace of mind when don't believe you but still want you to spew.
Originally Posted by SteakTartare
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05-15-20 00:15 #3315Senior Member

Posts: 83That's a helluva setup. Smart as fuck too. Fucking Steak is a guru!
Originally Posted by SteakTartare
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05-15-20 00:03 #3314Senior Member

Posts: 81She is not GFE no dfk no BBBJ.
Originally Posted by Markssmrk
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She is just a trophy fuck.
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05-14-20 23:36 #3313Senior Member

Posts: 60I've seen her probably 8-10 times in San Diego with the last time being in 2015. She was definitely GFE with no up sell so BBBJ should be no issue. Unless her menu has changed, anal is not on her menu. I met her on HX shortly after she joined. Once again, I want to point out it's been over 5 years since I've seen her because I don't live in an area where she visits much. Things might have changed, but her reviews seem pretty consistent.
Originally Posted by Markssmrk
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05-14-20 22:59 #3312Senior Member

Posts: 83VIPkimmy
Is not GFE without an up sell. If she will even allow it, YMMV always. Vipkylie is better.
Originally Posted by Markssmrk
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Isquirt is your best option. In my experience at least.









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