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**DannyFknKay** · 05-16-20 03:38

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

I think secretly sasha was one of the first gals I saw on one of the newer sites.

First off, the photo shopping of her pictures is as masterful as Einstein's later works on the theory of relativity. Her face looks like it was eaten by a pack of wild pomeranians.

She is addicted to some shit. Her place was full of these fucken sayings about the 12 steps and shit, meanwhile her ass is rashed up like she has the worse case of meth induced cellulitis since the casting for extras on breaking bad.

I do think she is a female, but she is pretty fucken diesel.

It is a very uncomfortable session, she sweats like she has a case of primary focal hyperhidrosis.

She sucks your dick like she is trying to collect from it.

She will swallow.

BBFS is available.

She is tall.

That's right up there with "I beat my dick like it owed me money".

Sorry, I realize this post isn't helpful for providing intel but I think it's important to call out a particularly artful review from time to time. Nice one PM. Always enjoy the advanced metaphors and similes.

**Mintzpo** · 05-16-20 02:08

Originally Posted by BikiniFan [View Original Post]

I vote this as the most useless first post ever.

I would like to formally second that motion.

**BikiniFan** · 05-15-20 20:43

Originally Posted by TyroneBBC [View Original Post]

Oh my god I don't even know what to say. Finally met with them after contemplating for weeks. Never pulled the trigger because the price was so fuckin high but it was so worth it. Tightest I've ever been in and lets you do bb everything if you have real recent test results. Head game was out of this world. Never going to another girl again this chick the fuckin goat.

I vote this as the most useless first post ever.

**FlyPunter** · 05-15-20 15:43

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

I think secretly sasha was one of the first gals I saw on one of the newer sites.

First off, the photo shopping of her pictures is as masterful as Einstein's later works on the theory of relativity. Her face looks like it was eaten by a pack of wild pomeranians.

She is addicted to some shit. Her place was full of these fucken sayings about the 12 steps and shit, meanwhile her ass is rashed up like she has the worse case of meth induced cellulitis since the casting for extras on breaking bad.

I do think she is a female, but she is pretty fucken diesel.

It is a very uncomfortable session, she sweats like she has a case of primary focal hyperhidrosis.

She sucks your dick like she is trying to collect from it.

She will swallow.

BBFS is available.

She is tall.

LOL, hyperhidrosis? I think I may have dealt with this as a teenager. Haven't heard that term in a while. Your description of your experience tells me to stay away LOL. Thanks for the heads up.

**FlyPunter** · 05-15-20 15:39

Originally Posted by Tyronebbc [View Original Post]

Oh my god I don't even know what to say. Finally met with them after contemplating for weeks. Never pulled the trigger because the price was so fuckin high but it was so worth it. Tightest I've ever been in and lets you do bb everything if you have real recent test results. Head game was out of this world. Never going to another girl again this chick the fuckin goat.

Huh? Who are you even talking about? Useless post unless you can clarify. "Them", as in more than one or "this chick" signifying one?

**Braddock1** · 05-15-20 14:46

Originally Posted by Tyronebbc [View Original Post]

Oh my god I don't even know what to say. Finally met with them after contemplating for weeks. Never pulled the trigger because the price was so fuckin high but it was so worth it. Tightest I've ever been in and lets you do bb everything if you have real recent test results. Head game was out of this world. Never going to another girl again this chick the fuckin goat.

Uh. Congrats? You know, any sort of info about who you're talking about would be great.

**TyroneBBC** · 05-15-20 04:57

Oh my god I don't even know what to say. Finally met with them after contemplating for weeks. Never pulled the trigger because the price was so fuckin high but it was so worth it. Tightest I've ever been in and lets you do bb everything if you have real recent test results. Head game was out of this world. Never going to another girl again this chick the fuckin goat.

**Barebacking** · 05-14-20 23:59

Originally Posted by SFVsag [View Original Post]

I haven't. Is she still worth it?

She's older now and still provides a great service. Check her out and see if she's worth it. She has aged quite a bit since those photos were taken, though.

**IAmGib1** · 05-14-20 10:14

Originally Posted by Barebacking [View Original Post]

I think if you google secretly sasha escort los angeles it's her. She should be the one that is blonde and looks trans LOL.

That clears that up. No trans for me. LOL.

**MrChaco** · 05-13-20 21:21

Originally Posted by Highlander777 [View Original Post]

Every escort I've been in contact with has asked me to get Steam gift cards as payment, they have asked me to take one of the gift cards scratch off the number so they can confirm the amount and if the card is legit before seeing me, I have been mongering for 30 years but never with escorts, that right there race is all sorts of red flags for me because I don't like getting f* ripped off, is this something that is totally common with all escorts on alligator escort etc or am I getting played. For escorts have told me to do the same thing I would like to think it's legitimate but the street smart part of me does not want to get scammed, does anyone have any experience with this and whether it's legit or am I being played thank you very much.

You're being Played, don't be a fool.

**PriscillaM** · 05-13-20 21:07

Originally Posted by Thanxxx [View Original Post]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SECRETLYSAGE

I think secretly sasha was one of the first gals I saw on one of the newer sites.

First off, the photo shopping of her pictures is as masterful as Einstein's later works on the theory of relativity. Her face looks like it was eaten by a pack of wild pomeranians.

She is addicted to some shit. Her place was full of these fucken sayings about the 12 steps and shit, meanwhile her ass is rashed up like she has the worse case of meth induced cellulitis since the casting for extras on breaking bad.

I do think she is a female, but she is pretty fucken diesel.

It is a very uncomfortable session, she sweats like she has a case of primary focal hyperhidrosis.

She sucks your dick like she is trying to collect from it.

She will swallow.

BBFS is available.

She is tall.

**Highlander 777** · 05-13-20 18:16

Every escort I've been in contact with has asked me to get Steam gift cards as payment, they have asked me to take one of the gift cards scratch off the number so they can confirm the amount and if the card is legit before seeing me, I have been mongering for 30 years but never with escorts, that right there race is all sorts of red flags for me because I don't like getting f* ripped off, is this something that is totally common with all escorts on alligator escort etc or am I getting played. For escorts have told me to do the same thing I would like to think it's legitimate but the street smart part of me does not want to get scammed, does anyone have any experience with this and whether it's legit or am I being played thank you very much.

**Thanxxx** · 05-13-20 16:43

Originally Posted by HapaBoy86 [View Original Post]

This one?

https://tryst.link/escort/sasha-secrets

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SECRETLYSAGE

**Barebacking** · 05-13-20 12:41

Originally Posted by HowdyDoody32 [View Original Post]

Wow, I wonder if anyone has ever taken her up on that 200 per hour to play games together on her XBox One hahahaha. Is she really 500 an hour even on HX?

She's an overpriced fat chick with an average looking face who just happens to be tall. I've seen photos of her face before she started blurring it out.

**Barebacking** · 05-13-20 10:16

Originally Posted by HapaBoy86 [View Original Post]

This one?

https://tryst.link/escort/sasha-secrets

Yeah that's the one I think they're talking about. Look at the weird manly proportions and the face LOL. I mean they're someone's cup of tea. If you like the look go for it!