Escort Reports

[Roger1286]

Hey guys, just came back from a dream. When we were doing 69, it looked like she had something in her asshole that resembled a piece of gum. Anyone experienced something like this? LOL.

A previous gum-chewing monger lost it when he was tossing the salad.

[MikelSuTiger]

Maybe she had a little something going on back there. Whos the lucky lady?

Hey guys, just came back from a dream. When we were doing 69, it looked like she had something in her asshole that resembled a piece of gum. Anyone experienced something like this? LOL.

[JRed89]

Any info on this one? Seen her ad a lot but never pulled the trigger.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...896/2029239394

[FloorHump422]

Hey guys, just came back from a dream. When we were doing 69, it looked like she had something in her asshole that resembled a piece of gum. Anyone experienced something like this? LOL.

[TheOuroboros]

Thanks for the advice brohs.

Since I had no luck with my last attempt, I pivoted and thought I'd try Jennifer for a spin. So I texted her from the number found in the ad.

https://adultsearch.com/virginia/fai...scorts/1116724

And within 15 min she responded we were able to set up a date and time.

Simple screening, just wanted to know my race age and if I had any ties to uncle.

She greeted me at the door with a kiss and things escalated from there. She said she had another appt soon so I had to opt for a HH at $. 5 but she's a very attractive Columbian with a boss rack that is soft, supple, and au natural which was amazing.

Went from CBJ to mish and I didn't last long. So she killed the remaining time with a small chat and light rub and I was sent on my way as I watched another monger bolt to her door hahaha.

She's definitely worth a visit and I'll be repeating again soon.

[Figrindan]

Finally got in touch with Toy. She's definitely a MILF, but an absolute sex fiend.

Damage? Yeah yeah I can ask her but knowing a number up front might save us all some "trouble". TIA.

UPDATE -- I found her website https://www.tonkatoystoyland.com/rates

[Member #6313]

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...scorts/1892503

Any Dreams or Thoughts.

https://privatedelights.ch/profile/LeelahLove

[Member #6313]

With Ol' Covid completely halting the AMP scene, I find myself stepping out of my comfort zone more and more to seek various escorts. I usually browse the listcrawler for various prospects and will send out texts accordingly. But I ultimately find myself at a loss for words, unsure how to approach the introduction. I always fall back to a simple "hello" but I'm always afraid I'm being too brash unsure if I should go for an icebreaker or keep it to the transactional "how much. When. Where".

Oftentimes I find the prospects responding with a hi back but when I go further to try and set up a meet I just get ghosted and the conversation ends there.

Actual example:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/49758346/

So I texted her a simple "hi" and asked if she was available for an incall.

Her response was "who is this".

So I gave her the bear minimum, gave a nickname and told her she didn't know who I was as this is the first time reaching out. And. That was it. She never responded to me again. Not sure what went wrong.

I imagine these ladies get slaughtered with random texts and without the ability to make a live first impression I feel like I'm left in the dust. Any sort of tips and tricks I could use to tilt the odds in my favor or is it just a trial and error / luck of the draw kinda thing?

I have seen her and she's nice and gives good service. You have to read her ad carefully. This particular ad says "unavailable" at the top. She does that so her regulars know. She has two locations. Falls Church is always Outcall which this ad states. When she's in Alexandria it's Incall only in a nice big Apartment building. I would try again when her ad says incall. She also advertises BBBJ sometimes. If you want CIM don't ask until you meet she will do it but doesn't like it.

I always answer an ad with " Hi, I saw your ad. Are you still in (city name)" Then wait for a reply. Seems to work pretty good.

[Member #6313]

Do you have a link for Annie?

No Ad yet. Moves into an apartment tomorrow. Starts seeing people on the 11th she said.

[OldBoomer]

With Ol' Covid completely halting the AMP scene, I find myself stepping out of my comfort zone more and more to seek various escorts. I usually browse the listcrawler for various prospects and will send out texts accordingly. But I ultimately find myself at a loss for words, unsure how to approach the introduction. I always fall back to a simple "hello" but I'm always afraid I'm being too brash unsure if I should go for an icebreaker or keep it to the transactional "how much. When. Where".

Oftentimes I find the prospects responding with a hi back but when I go further to try and set up a meet I just get ghosted and the conversation ends there.

Actual example:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/49758346/

So I texted her a simple "hi" and asked if she was available for an incall.

Her response was "who is this".

So I gave her the bear minimum, gave a nickname and told her she didn't know who I was as this is the first time reaching out. And. That was it. She never responded to me again. Not sure what went wrong.

I imagine these ladies get slaughtered with random texts and without the ability to make a live first impression I feel like I'm left in the dust. Any sort of tips and tricks I could use to tilt the odds in my favor or is it just a trial and error / luck of the draw kinda thing?

My best advice is to not give any. I will tell you what works for me.

First, if they are open to a call, Call. A call is usually better. So what to do or say on a call?

First. Treat them like they are a friend or a friend of a friend. Say hello. My name is. I saw your add and I was wondering if you are available soon. (now is best) or at (specific time).

Second. If they sound unfriendly, or impaired or if ANY aspect of the call is off, You need to disengage. Do it with respect. Say something like, "I am sorry this is not going to work. I will you all the best. Goodbye. ".

NEVER, discuss the service or the cost. If they ask what you want, tell them something like " we can work that out when we are together". If they ask if a specific price is ok, you need to respond, but do not actually agree. You might say, that sounds reasonable. If you are willing to take more risk (I usually am not) you can say something like, that is a little high, would X be ok. Do not be afraid to more to the " I am sorry this is not going to work. I wish you all the best. ".

Text:

Same tone as in a call.

Hi, I am looking for an appointment. Are you available? -.

If they ask who you are, be straightforward. I go by xx. We have not met before. I saw your add and it looks like we could click.

Some providers ask for pictures of you and / or references. I have never been asked for these, even when the add requires it. I have asked providers why they saw me without pics or references. The answer I get is always some version of "Well you sounded ok". I have asked how they know someone is not ok. The answer is always the same " I can tell. " I cannot stress enough the tone of your voice and conveying respect is your most useful approach.

None of this is going to work as well as before Covid. Many providers are only seeing people they know. Many have shut down altogether. I have.

[KindGent]

Should note, If I remember correctly, she is not GFE; everything covered.

Had a dream last August about her, not real pics but she is attractive, as she had told me "no one never complains".

It wasn't a great visit mostly my fault, it was my first time in decades, I'm older so I had some problems even though I had taken some boner pills.

I have thought about seeing her for a second try, maybe after this virus is gone.

[MavDog2]

With Ol' Covid completely halting the AMP scene, I find myself stepping out of my comfort zone more and more to seek various escorts. I usually browse the listcrawler for various prospects and will send out texts accordingly. But I ultimately find myself at a loss for words, unsure how to approach the introduction. I always fall back to a simple "hello" but I'm always afraid I'm being too brash unsure if I should go for an icebreaker or keep it to the transactional "how much. When. Where".

Oftentimes I find the prospects responding with a hi back but when I go further to try and set up a meet I just get ghosted and the conversation ends there.

Hah you're never going to return to AMP scene once you go down this road. I think we all (likely) started with AMPs, but having faces change all the time vs the regularity of an ATF provider (that apart from vacays) won't be changing is a huge benefit. Even for AMPs, I was very picky and would call ahead to confirm availability before even leaving. I feel like this is the logical next step anyway.

Yeah, it's a mixed bag when you're trying to get in the door with new providers, but there's so many to choose from and you can do all your homework here before sending text / email. Best of lucky my man, and I think you're going to love it imo. I would stick to proven track record providers before rolling the dice. And if you're risk-adverse at all, just stick to what you find here. I'd read both MD / VA forums, as there's good choices all along the Beltway, and many times reviews about providers are posted in the other state forum.

My other advice. Don't overpay for GPS. You can get a good gauge on reasonable prices from this forum alone.

Now don't get me wrong, there's a select few I'd splurge for, but especially now, I'd be more mindful of budget especially if you're just starting out.

[Metloaf]

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...scorts/1892503

Any Dreams or Thoughts.

[Sylas]

With Ol' Covid completely halting the AMP scene, I find myself stepping out of my comfort zone more and more to seek various escorts. I usually browse the listcrawler for various prospects and will send out texts accordingly. But I ultimately find myself at a loss for words, unsure how to approach the introduction. I always fall back to a simple "hello" but I'm always afraid I'm being too brash unsure if I should go for an icebreaker or keep it to the transactional "how much. When. Where".

Oftentimes I find the prospects responding with a hi back but when I go further to try and set up a meet I just get ghosted and the conversation ends there.

Actual example:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/49758346/

So I texted her a simple "hi" and asked if she was available for an incall.

Her response was "who is this".

So I gave her the bear minimum, gave a nickname and told her she didn't know who I was as this is the first time reaching out. And. That was it. She never responded to me again. Not sure what went wrong.

I imagine these ladies get slaughtered with random texts and without the ability to make a live first impression I feel like I'm left in the dust. Any sort of tips and tricks I could use to tilt the odds in my favor or is it just a trial and error / luck of the draw kinda thing?

That girl in particular is very peculiar with her responses. Tried a few times but she always seemed erratic, and from other fellows posts here who've seen her, she never really has a stable location. Whether it be her friends house or hotel so you never know what you're going to get.

In terms of advice, I may be able to offer some. I started off with AMPs for a few months then eventually graduated to escorts once I realized I could get a better bang for my buck, and while massages are cool and relaxing I'm a younger guy so I never really have an actual need for them, so why pay premium dollar. Whenever I'm texting a girl for the first time, I always start with a greeting and a word of affection (love, hun), then I let them know which site I saw their ad to calm any LEO nerves down and explain what I'm looking for and their availability. I've been asked for photos and stuff like that but a majority of the time, I've always gotten an answer back one way or another. Its important to be extremely clear about what you're looking for because their getting 5 other texts from 5 different dudes at the exact same time you're texting her so it's better not to be vague then ignored. If they ask for race and age just be honest, she more then likely just wants to match that with what she sees when you knock on her door later and she's looking through the eyeglass. It isn't a useless question.

[StayAnonymous]

Do you have a link for Annie?

Annie will be moving into an apartment next week. She isn't working today but is now staying in a low budget motel in Falls Church. The Double Tree in Tysons where she was staying kicked her out right after I left. I guess they figured out what she was doing. Just a heads up. I guess some Hotels are so slow stuff like this sticks out like a sore thumb.