Massage Parlor Reports

[USABarry]

I have ugly women give me better BBBJ than prettier ones.

Kind of like the old saying, "Why do ugly women give better blowjobs?" They have to!

What's interesting is the fact that the some of the older uglier ones can surprise you when it comes to massage and HJ skills.

. . . . get to know one that is not so hot. Treat her will and ask for her. There is always a risk in this hobby. Many will try harder with the right attention.

I've been with women of all ages and sizes. What I find is the more experienced and enthusiastic they are the better the encounter. As a whole generally women with a few years on them are better at providing. They may not look as good as a 20 something but when it comes down to performance they get it done. Take what you get, treat her with kindness, and be enthusiastic yourself. There's no limit on the fun you will have.

[Bullett64]

Any cuties at Royal?

I don't know. I just talked to the mamasan who told me that everyone was busy and it would be 50 minutes before I could get in.

[MassageAwesome]

Hope you are happy with BBWs but, when I encounter one, I get a serious case of DDW (Dick Don't Work). When I first moved here, somehow I was a magnet for black BBWs. No idea why, but I got hit on all the time. I always politely refused or made excuses, but some were really persistent. Finally told a few to fuck off, then some claimed I was racist.

I finally got really pissed one time and replied to one in my office building cafe with, "Yes, perhaps I am racist because your barrels of protruding lard make me sick and the underlying issue is that you don't care about your health or how you present yourself. You're racist against health, personal presentation and live in a highly pissed mindset. The limited time before you experience your first stroke or cardiac arrest becomes shorter each day. ".

She threw her lunch at me and stormed out. I went home to shower / change clothes, came back almost two hours later and someone had left flowers in my office with a smiley on the card.

Yea I don't mess with black BBWs. Plus when it comes to BBW, it depends on how they carry their weight. If it's proportional top and bottom then I'm down. Other than that no thanks. I was flirting with a Latina BBW last night and got the phone number. Oh and by the way PZ Massage is still closed LOL.

[FT119]

Any cuties at Royal?

Today at noon both Sauna 1 and Orange had their "open" lights on.

Adore is opening up today. Stay safe-.

[FT119]

Long time lurker here. Got a text that Adore is back open today. Stay safe.

[Niteluvr]

I had a medical appointment in Athens today and did some en route visual recce:

Massage Angel -Closed.

Royal -Open for walk-ins. Offering $40 for 30 min or $50 for 40 min. Mask required. If you don't have one, they will sell you one for $2.

On the way home, Tiger Spa -- Closed.

Any cuties at Royal?

[Aaron Hamlet]

Samantha BBBJ with Mrs in next room.

Eagles soar.

[MunchMacoochie]

How heroes are born.

Samantha BBBJ with Mrs in next room.

[Niteluvr]

During my college days and my years in the 20's and 30's most of the women I messed with were either BBW, older women, or both. My friends never thought they were attractive but I didn't care of course. My ladies knew how to suck and drain a dick: in their mouth and hell, even some on their face. Dated a girl who wore glasses and loved having her face glazed. In fact we been talking on and off as she just divorced her hubby. I know this supposed to be about massages but if you not ready to hit the AMP scene and you out grocery shopping and see a BBW and that's your thing, Nothing wrong with striking up a little conversation. You never know. They may be as lonely as you are.

Hope you are happy with BBWs but, when I encounter one, I get a serious case of DDW (Dick Don't Work). When I first moved here, somehow I was a magnet for black BBWs. No idea why, but I got hit on all the time. I always politely refused or made excuses, but some were really persistent. Finally told a few to fuck off, then some claimed I was racist.

I finally got really pissed one time and replied to one in my office building cafe with, "Yes, perhaps I am racist because your barrels of protruding lard make me sick and the underlying issue is that you don't care about your health or how you present yourself. You're racist against health, personal presentation and live in a highly pissed mindset. The limited time before you experience your first stroke or cardiac arrest becomes shorter each day. ".

She threw her lunch at me and stormed out. I went home to shower / change clothes, came back almost two hours later and someone had left flowers in my office with a smiley on the card.

[MassageAwesome]

Back when Metropolitan was hopping, the ONLY SW I saw was up near Dill Street and she was extremely BBW. We went to her house around the corner she did give one of the best BBJCIM. So I do concur.

During my college days and my years in the 20's and 30's most of the women I messed with were either BBW, older women, or both. My friends never thought they were attractive but I didn't care of course. My ladies knew how to suck and drain a dick: in their mouth and hell, even some on their face. Dated a girl who wore glasses and loved having her face glazed. In fact we been talking on and off as she just divorced her hubby. I know this supposed to be about massages but if you not ready to hit the AMP scene and you out grocery shopping and see a BBW and that's your thing, Nothing wrong with striking up a little conversation. You never know. They may be as lonely as you are.

[Bullett64]

I had a medical appointment in Athens today and did some en route visual recce:

Massage Angel -Closed.

Royal -Open for walk-ins. Offering $40 for 30 min or $50 for 40 min. Mask required. If you don't have one, they will sell you one for $2.

On the way home, Tiger Spa -- Closed.

[Sgt Lurker]

Back when Metropolitan was hopping, the ONLY SW I saw was up near Dill Street and she was extremely BBW. We went to her house around the corner she did give one of the best BBJCIM. So I do concur.

[MassageAwesome]

Kind of like the old saying, "Why do ugly women give better blowjobs?" They have to!

True to that my friend. I have ugly women give me better BBBJ than prettier ones.

[SouthHunter]

Lily is whack wonder who is that 50 yo horny MILF there.

That doesn't sound like Lily but I think Samantha had mentioned that she had hired an older lady before the shutdown. Never met her though.

[NumPhillyFan1]

How heroes are born.

I got a HJ there with the Mrs in the next room during a couples massage when it was Sweet Massage.