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  1. #3296
    Quote Originally Posted by NickSgv  [View Original Post]
    Steak,

    How do you get to see safety club? I'm level one and don't see it listed in the Clubs. Level 2+?
    Just petition the owner of the club directly by sending him a PM. Even if the club was visible to you, he has the final say anyway if you are let in or not. His handle is hulakong.

    Quote Originally Posted by NickSgv  [View Original Post]
    I'm interested in the SGV Asian clubs dialogue. I'd love to find one that isn't B&S and grandma's.

    Nick.
    LOL there's no such thing. Good luck with that.

    Steak.

  2. #3295

    Safety Club. Level?

    Quote Originally Posted by SteakTartare  [View Original Post]
    That is not a ROB report. Because only a idiot brings his wallet to a date. What else did he bring? Rolex watch? UnitedStatesTreasury Bearer Bonds? A long lost Picasso?

    Hx is full of idiots, then they post butthurt blogs inside the Safety First Club announcing their brain damage ha ha ha.

    Steak.
    Steak,

    How do you get to see safety club? I'm level one and don't see it listed in the Clubs. Level 2+?

    I'm interested in the SGV Asian clubs dialogue. I'd love to find one that isn't B&S and grandma's. Trekking to Irvine (seems to be Hx cutie central) is a pain.

    Nick.

  3. #3294

    At least you got a quote!

    Quote Originally Posted by SteakTartare  [View Original Post]
    5 bills for 60 minutes LOL. Good luck with that. I think she believes her pussy is even more valuable than Platinum. So I guess she has RPS.

    Remnesivir Pussy Syndrome ha ha ha. Even if you could afford it, good luck in finding one when you got the Rona.

    Steak.
    That's Eros GPS $$ territory for sure. She didn't even reply to my PM for a 'donation' quote. Am sizing up JasminesRose for this weekend's treat. Pics look good. Fingers crossed.

    Nick.

  4. #3293
    5 bills for 60 minutes LOL. Good luck with that. I think she believes her pussy is even more valuable than Platinum. So I guess she has RPS.

    Remnesivir Pussy Syndrome ha ha ha. Even if you could afford it, good luck in finding one when you got the Rona.

    Steak.

    Quote Originally Posted by Braddock1  [View Original Post]
    What's the level above GPS? Platinum Pussy Syndrome? This chick has it. I reached out and she wants 5 bills for 60 min.

  5. #3292
    That is not a ROB report. Because only a idiot brings his wallet to a date. What else did he bring? Rolex watch? UnitedStatesTreasury Bearer Bonds? A long lost Picasso?

    Hx is full of idiots, then they post butthurt blogs inside the Safety First Club announcing their brain damage ha ha ha.

    Steak.

    Quote Originally Posted by MrChaco  [View Original Post]
    FYI. There's a Rob report on her in one of the clubs on HX. Apparently she Took $40 out of a mongers wallet while he was taking a shower. There's a txt screen shot that shows she admitted taking the money and she promised she wouldn't do it anymore. Try her at your own risk.

  6. #3291

    Isquirtbaby. Info

    Quote Originally Posted by Braddock1  [View Original Post]
    What's the level above GPS? Platinum Pussy Syndrome? This chick has it. I reached out and she wants 5 bills for 60 min.
    FYI.

    There's a Rob report on her in one of the clubs on HX. Apparently she Took $40 out of a mongers wallet while he was taking a shower.

    There's a txt screen shot that shows she admitted taking the money and she promised she wouldn't do it anymore.

    Try her at your own risk.

  7. #3290
    Quote Originally Posted by NickSgv  [View Original Post]
    Isquirtbaby's pictures are sizzling. The spice girls group shot look amazing. Look forward to insights on LASER.

    Nick.
    What's the level above GPS? Platinum Pussy Syndrome? This chick has it. I reached out and she wants 5 bills for 60 min.

  8. #3289

    Pictures are sizzling

    Quote Originally Posted by Rrod1114  [View Original Post]
    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Isquirtbaby

    Have you had the pleasure with this girl, Steak? She is friends with Kandi.
    Isquirtbaby's pictures are sizzling. The spice girls group shot look amazing. Look forward to insights on LASER.

    Nick.

  9. #3288

    Isquirtbaby

    Quote Originally Posted by SteakTartare  [View Original Post]
    I have seen every one in SunkissedKayla's crew, which at one time included CottonKandi, Queenbee123, Nochebellalove, and Rubyrosee. I saw Kayla, Kandi, and Queen at their airBnB three days in a row. I saw Noche on her own after she left Kayla. My latest conquest is Ruby a couple of weeks ago, when she was doing doubles with Kayla, but Kayla was not at the hotel when I got there. Too bad because I would have seen her again. Anyway, Kandi can be described as slim thick, she is certainly the meatiest in this tasty crew, while Noche and Kayla would be the thinnest. Kandi's service is amazing. Total GFE. Really knows how to suck dick, excellent BBBJ and she drooled all over my balls. Loves DFK. I tried BBFS but she refused. Worst thing about her are the nasty tats, which are all over her pale skinned body. You can never go wrong with Kayla and the girls she books for. They are all young, hot, and range from GFE to PSE.

    -Steak.
    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Isquirtbaby

    Have you had the pleasure with this girl, Steak? She is friends with Kandi.

  10. #3287
    When I first started eons ago on HX, I remember this one chick who argued with me back and forth over the phone regarding why she has not rated me yet. It literally takes 2 seconds to give a basic rating. During the hour of back and forth texting, she updated her profiles a billion times and uploaded a million new pics. It literally takes 2 SECONDS to give you a basic rating. During the time we went round and round, she could have given every dude on HX a 2-sec rating LOL. She has time to argue and socialize on Hx for hours, but I guess I was not worth 2 seconds of her precious time.

    So if a chick has not rated you by the next day, she will never rate you at all, and just accept this and move on. Excuses are the poetry of failure and avoidance.

    Steak.

  11. #3286
    Quote Originally Posted by IslandFan  [View Original Post]
    Here is a tip I learned: When you text them asking for rating back, also provide your profile link to make it as easy for them to rate you. They won't want to waste time searching for your message or handle on Hx and making sure they got the right one. They may be dealing with 50+ messages on Hx a day. Not 100% but helps with getting rated back.
    Than there are the gals regardless of how many times you've seen them or help them they "won't" network ya back! There are plenty of them.

    And, always network them with a 2 minute one. Than you politely ask them for a 2 minute network back and than bam. You get a 2 second one from them.

    You ask them about it and there excuse. "it's too long, I'd rather due the 2 second one. " SMH.

  12. #3285

    Getting rated back on HX

    Here is a tip I learned: When you text them asking for rating back, also provide your profile link to make it as easy for them to rate you. They won't want to waste time searching for your message or handle on Hx and making sure they got the right one. They may be dealing with 50+ messages on Hx a day. Not 100% but helps with getting rated back.

    Quote Originally Posted by JayJayTer  [View Original Post]
    Thanks Steak, always appreciate your wisdom.

    I actually have seen some of the offerings from a few Asian agencies.

    I've rated them, but they don't always rate back. Even after they said they would over text.

    Oh well, one step at a time.

  13. #3284
    Quote Originally Posted by SteakTartare  [View Original Post]
    No it isn't. Go hit up one of the 5 dozen Asian agencies on Hx. They will take all comers, especially now in the age of C-19. Their screening is similar to an overweight mall cop wheeling around in front of Forever21 on a Segway. Just be prepared to give them your DL, name of employer, your mother's maiden name, and you can get your dick wet in no time.

    Once you have a few ratings on your network from Asian GILFs, then the pimps masquerading as "members" will let you pick and choose any hotties you desire. Have fun.

    Steak.
    Newbie doesn't have to just hit up c-Asian ripoffs.

    Go and see the fat and ugly "throw momma from the train" looking milfs or gilfs. They can't keep up with the young, pretty and slim body chickies so they got to take what they can or hr rates are lower.

    Seriously, I've hit up many of them in the past to get my level up to 5. But, not anymore unless its a BBBJCIM and get desperate?

  14. #3283

    Amber

    Quote Originally Posted by VaqueroNegro  [View Original Post]
    http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Amber-Barroso

    Has anyone seen Amber? She looks hot as fuck in the video, but somewhat thicker in her pictures. Just wondering which version is currently available.
    The thicker version. Still hot.

  15. #3282
    Thanks Steak, always appreciate your wisdom.

    I actually have seen some of the offerings from a few Asian agencies.

    I've rated them, but they don't always rate back. Even after they said they would over text.

    Oh well, one step at a time.

    Quote Originally Posted by SteakTartare  [View Original Post]
    No it isn't. Go hit up one of the 5 dozen Asian agencies on Hx. They will take all comers, especially now in the age of C-19. Their screening is similar to an overweight mall cop wheeling around in front of Forever21 on a Segway. Just be prepared to give them your DL, name of employer, your mother's maiden name, and you can get your dick wet in no time.

    Once you have a few ratings on your network from Asian GILFs, then the pimps masquerading as "members" will let you pick and choose any hotties you desire. Have fun.

    Steak.

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