Massage Parlor Reports

**Thirsty28** · 05-03-20 18:14

Hey fellow mongers been lurking reading for about a little over a year, I can vounch fir sxl spa but does anyone have juju contact info. Been wanting to go to a parlor for a while but it's lockdown. Can anyone help? LOL.

**Spiros792** · 05-03-20 13:38

Originally Posted by Chiguy1983 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to D&D or Comfort on Archer. I pass by them all the time but never stop by.

Never been to D&D, been to Comfort a few times. I've always enjoyed Comfort.

**Ump1969** · 05-02-20 22:02

Originally Posted by Randolph [View Original Post]

I never understood what women think when they post pictures like that in a massage ad and then get offended when guys assume they are at least getting a handie.

Think about it for a moment, She got your attention. You contacted her, Then either you end up at her place or she ends up at yours. Holy cow! That is not what her ad looks like! And this is not the service offered in the ad! And dammit, she is going for an upsell! This is not exactly a new occurrence. She is not online to make you happy. She is trying to make money. Once she is in the room, will you send her away or are you that horny? And what are you going to do, report her to the cops? Or maybe the Better Business Bureau? Hey, I want to file a complaint! My prostitute is not what she looked like in the ad or offering me the service I expected! As stated previously a few days ago, when someone brought up the subject, I pointed out that some guys were very happy with their purchases, but based on comments here, a lot more guys were disappointed. It's like people that buy clothing from Amazon without trying it on first, then get upset that it looks or fits different when they get it. I'm an old fart that wants to see the merchandise before paying.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 05-02-20 20:02

Originally Posted by DontItsMe [View Original Post]

How reliable is that rub maps site cause I've been trying to find a good AMP but haven't had any luck and saw that site.

Rubmaps seems to have a lot of BS. Most AMP's are discussed here. Use the search and RTFF you'll prob find what you need.

**Biliator** · 05-02-20 15:11

Heard a rumor from a girl who doesn't work at this particular place that a north side spa is discreetly allowing 1:1 appointments. I won't post the name her for obvious reasons. The sad thing is I've known the mamasan here many years, dating back to her previous employer. But never got her digits, alas. Yes, rookie mistake! Anyway, willing to share on PM, but can someone share any insight about how to avoid sharing info with someone who might use it for nefarious purposes?

**DontItsMe** · 05-02-20 14:57

How reliable is that rub maps site cause I've been trying to find a good AMP but haven't had any luck and saw that site.

**Matts1975** · 05-02-20 11:03

Originally Posted by Matts1975 [View Original Post]

If the pics are accurate, I may have seen her 5 yrs or so ago. She was much shorter and bigger in person. Had found her thru S. A. She used to be near Elgin and work in Schaumburg. Pretty mechanical plus the distance for me, didn't pursue again.

Correction -- not elgin, in Crystal lake. Never repeated.

**Wenger** · 05-02-20 09:13

Originally Posted by TR5321 [View Original Post]

Has anyone try this:

https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/rose-spa...12270-40101725

It's too good to be real.

Thanks for any info.

Almost any time there's an email address and no other contact info it's just a scam to get your email.

-w.

**Citybird** · 05-02-20 00:26

Who did you end up seeing? I've seen Claire recently. She does have a nice natural rack. Oral upgrade was a little toothy for my liking. Probably won't repeat anytime soon because I want to try out the other girls at CLM. I would probably repeat Jenny out of the ones I have seen so far.

Originally Posted by ADAvet101 [View Original Post]

Trying to decide which girl to see today. Claire tops the list, so was curious if anyone knew what her FS upcharge was. Have decent luck with Melissa and Jessica being closer to the $100 range but have heard some of them are closer to $200.

**Ron M** · 05-01-20 16:21

Originally Posted by Randolph [View Original Post]

I never understood what women think when they post pictures like that in a massage ad and then get offended when guys assume they are at least getting a handie.

It gets a lot of attention for business.

**Randolph** · 05-01-20 14:53

I never understood what women think when they post pictures like that in a massage ad and then get offended when guys assume they are at least getting a handie.

Originally Posted by SGlider [View Original Post]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/166405

Found this on RR and I'm tempted to check out just because it's close to me. The ad might make it sound like it's just a legit massage with no extras. Anyone try and have any info they can share? I'll probably TOFFT just because a massage alone would be nice. I'll report back soon.

**Matts1975** · 05-01-20 14:10

Originally Posted by SGlider [View Original Post]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/166405

Found this on RR and I'm tempted to check out just because it's close to me. The ad might make it sound like it's just a legit massage with no extras. Anyone try and have any info they can share? I'll probably TOFFT just because a massage alone would be nice. I'll report back soon.

If the pics are accurate, I may have seen her 5 yrs or so ago. She was much shorter and bigger in person. Had found her thru S. A. She used to be near Elgin and work in Schaumburg. Pretty mechanical plus the distance for me, didn't pursue again.

**Jinurso** · 05-01-20 14:09

Originally Posted by ADAvet101 [View Original Post]

Trying to decide which girl to see today. Claire tops the list, so was curious if anyone knew what her FS upcharge was. Have decent luck with Melissa and Jessica being closer to the $100 range but have heard some of them are closer to $200.

Claire is a little polarizing here. Personally, she's my second favorite "massage" experience ever (#1 retired). Other guys here are less than impressed. She charges $200 on top of the entrance fee for FS, which includes BBBJ, DATY and if she likes you, maybe even some DFK. I haven't seen anybody else at CLM yet who does all of that.

If you see her would love for you to weigh in on the debate.

**GMan25** · 05-01-20 12:42

Originally Posted by SGlider [View Original Post]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/166405

Found this on RR and I'm tempted to check out just because it's close to me. The ad might make it sound like it's just a legit massage with no extras. Anyone try and have any info they can share? I'll probably TOFFT just because a massage alone would be nice. I'll report back soon.

I saw several ads with the same type of contact. Email with something sexual in the subject line etc. I did not respond because it looks like click bait to get your email, suck you into some pay site etc. I did not want to risk getting spammed etc. And jerked around by a ghost. Just my gut feeling.

**SGlider** · 05-01-20 12:24

https://chicago.rubratings.com/166405

Found this on RR and I'm tempted to check out just because it's close to me. The ad might make it sound like it's just a legit massage with no extras. Anyone try and have any info they can share? I'll probably TOFFT just because a massage alone would be nice. I'll report back soon.