Massage Parlor Reports

[Randolph]

I never understood what women think when they post pictures like that in a massage ad and then get offended when guys assume they are at least getting a handie.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/166405

Found this on RR and I'm tempted to check out just because it's close to me. The ad might make it sound like it's just a legit massage with no extras. Anyone try and have any info they can share? I'll probably TOFFT just because a massage alone would be nice. I'll report back soon.

[Matts1975]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/166405

Found this on RR and I'm tempted to check out just because it's close to me. The ad might make it sound like it's just a legit massage with no extras. Anyone try and have any info they can share? I'll probably TOFFT just because a massage alone would be nice. I'll report back soon.

If the pics are accurate, I may have seen her 5 yrs or so ago. She was much shorter and bigger in person. Had found her thru S. A. She used to be near Elgin and work in Schaumburg. Pretty mechanical plus the distance for me, didn't pursue again.

[Jinurso]

Trying to decide which girl to see today. Claire tops the list, so was curious if anyone knew what her FS upcharge was. Have decent luck with Melissa and Jessica being closer to the $100 range but have heard some of them are closer to $200.

Claire is a little polarizing here. Personally, she's my second favorite "massage" experience ever (#1 retired). Other guys here are less than impressed. She charges $200 on top of the entrance fee for FS, which includes BBBJ, DATY and if she likes you, maybe even some DFK. I haven't seen anybody else at CLM yet who does all of that.

If you see her would love for you to weigh in on the debate.

[GMan25]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/166405

Found this on RR and I'm tempted to check out just because it's close to me. The ad might make it sound like it's just a legit massage with no extras. Anyone try and have any info they can share? I'll probably TOFFT just because a massage alone would be nice. I'll report back soon.

I saw several ads with the same type of contact. Email with something sexual in the subject line etc. I did not respond because it looks like click bait to get your email, suck you into some pay site etc. I did not want to risk getting spammed etc. And jerked around by a ghost. Just my gut feeling.

[SGlider]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/166405

Found this on RR and I'm tempted to check out just because it's close to me. The ad might make it sound like it's just a legit massage with no extras. Anyone try and have any info they can share? I'll probably TOFFT just because a massage alone would be nice. I'll report back soon.

[ADAvet101]

Trying to decide which girl to see today. Claire tops the list, so was curious if anyone knew what her FS upcharge was. Have decent luck with Melissa and Jessica being closer to the $100 range but have heard some of them are closer to $200.

[TR5321]

Has anyone try this:

https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/rose-spa...12270-40101725

It's too good to be real.

Thanks for any info.

[SideTalker]

Lavender nail and spa seems to be closed for good with a big for rent sign in the window.

Will abstain for a bit longer but may need some release soon. Other than CLM and the agencies, anything open?

Thanks and stay safe.

[TheBigA1]

https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/

Was originally called Chicagolandmassage.net and that URL still takes you to their website.

[TheloMounaki]

Is this Kim you speak of also known as "Happy".

I'm over at my MILF's place niece is sittin' in her living room. She's Korean, early 20's, 5'5", 105#s with long silky black hair, firm legs, a bit of a bubble butt, flat stomach, B / C cup perky tits with long nipples poking through her cut off t-shirt. She looks at Kim and nods in approval. Kim starts to leave the room and Tia crawls to me and says, It would be a privilege to pleasure me". I turn my head to look at Kim and she nods her head and closes her bedroom door behind her.

After our tryst, Tia walks out of Kim's home. I'm sitting there exhausted. I garner up the energy to hobble into Kim's room. I crawl in bed and accidentally lay on a her vibrator (which is glistened in thick moisture). I asked her, " Why? Why did you allow me to have sex with your niece? She turned to me and said, " You are a nice man. When I'm sick you bring me medicine. When I'm hungry you bring me food. When I'm thirtsy you bring me water. And when I'm sexually aroused, you satisfy my yearning. You sit with me after sex and comfort me. Here's what sealed the deal and why I still permit you in my home: After you satisfied me anally with your tongue you took my shirt and wiped your face with it (I thought it was a towel). As you walked to the bathroom ii noticed you wiped your nether regions with it. When you turned on the light I heard you curse and immediately washed my shirt and hung it to dry! That is why I still allow you to still see me"! I again asked her, " What about your niece" Kim responded, " Tia is 20 and she has just started having sex. She confided in me that sex wasn't all what it was hyped up to be. The fellas she's been with have either cum too quick, (It's not hard to see why) and are not as romantic as she'd like them to be. I knew you would take your time and make sure she was satisfied. I could tell from her passionate moans, she was. " She asked, "Did Tia satisfy me"? Before I could answer Kim reached down to squeeze out the remnants of my soft cock and brought it to her lips. "I see she did. I taught her well"! Kim turned to me and kissed my lips and said, " Tonight we rest. Tomorrow you fuck my brains out".

[BluePillow]

Lilly is my ATF. BB greek on menu. Braces too. Her man mades now are a turn off tho tbh.

Claire was gnarly. Stinky crotch like fish and offered a BBBJ I had to respectfully decline. Natural DDs were only good aspect.

Nikki, who is now indy, was hot. MILF blonde w spinner body.

How is Maya OR Ivy OR Lexi?

Lexi is not skinny like her pics. She's a girl that has since gained 15 pounds. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, definitely not worth it.

[Citybird]

So what was Victoria like anyway?

I enjoyed my first visit with her went with some upgrades. Performance was good the first time. My 2nd visit with her was little different, not as enthusiastic. She is attractive tho, small body. Maybe she just had a bad day during my 2nd visit.

[Machine7655]

I've visited CLM a couple of times. So far I've seen Victoria, Jenny, and Claire. Before this all started, I wanted to schedule something with Sandra, but I have not seen her on the roster for awhile now. Just curious to see who is everyone's fav. I would say mine so far is Jenny in terms of service & looks

Lilly is my ATF. BB greek on menu. Braces too. Her man mades now are a turn off tho tbh.

Claire was gnarly. Stinky crotch like fish and offered a BBBJ I had to respectfully decline. Natural DDs were only good aspect.

Nikki, who is now indy, was hot. MILF blonde w spinner body.

How is Maya OR Ivy OR Lexi?

[WillyWonkHer]

It's been so long this quarantine sucks do s anybody know any place south I could visit for a massage? Safe with a mask of course. Or is every every place not accepting visits still? And if not any ideas of when they'll open again? I got my first HE before all this happened and I've been wanting to do it again for months.

[Member #2104]

Reading these great stories reminds me how much I miss the SXL ladies.

Kelly is just great and I wish I could see her during the shutdown.

If anyone has any way to contact her Please PM me.