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[Biliator]

So this 50 yr old AMP lady I've been bangin' calls me up and asks me to pick up some groceries and she'll repay me with a b / j. I blow about $30 on groceries and head to her place. She answers the door in a granny robe and tells me to sit and have tea with her while she makes some type of Asian soup. After we eat she spreads her legs and invites me to eat her pussy. She cums and says "We need to fuck"! We go to her bed and she reaches 4 a condom and starts to blow me. I said, " WTF!! Last two times we played there was no protection! We 69'd each other raw! We fucked raw!! I came inside her bare! We even ate each others asses out for an extended period of time!! We even washed our mouths out after analingus because we both thought we ingested some fecal fluids! Plus, I just went down on her and she squirted on me! WTF! We got down to fucking (covered) and after 15 minutes she was sore! She got off and started sucking me off covered with her cum juices on it (eye roll). When asked 4 a prostate she put a glove on!! Sheesh!! After I blew she dispensed the result on my chest and rubbed it in! She said, " She just wanted to be cautious due to Covid! I said," we fucked twice in the last week! What gives?" She just gave me a dumbfounded look and rolled over to sleep!!

Good for you. I'm nailing my regular "masseuse" weekly, who's about 15 years younger than your friend, but I'm contributing a fuck-ton more than $30!! LOL.

[HanginBalls]

Nothing here grosses me out except for the 50 yr old part. Yuck.

As you proceed on in life you'll understand. I was with a twenty somethin yr old. Granted her tits and ass were firmer her pussy was tighter and so was her skin. Her kisses were luke warm, her b / j was meh, she was li'l insecure and a bit despondent. Also, they're more inhibitive!

The 50 yr old I'm with now is a horn dog! Her kisses are blazing! Her tits though saggy are way sensitive and stimulated properly gets her soaking wet! Her ass though not as firm is still soft to the touch! Her pussy though not as tight as a virgin is still nice to feel and when most mature ladies are about ready to cum their walls will grip your cock like a python on it's prey! The mature lady is also more exhibitive. For example: My lady (and I use that term loosely! Lolol) enjoys analingus as well as anal fingering (we'll see about anal sex in the future. I hope)! I don't think there are many ladies under 25 who would get into that. My lady happened to start enjoying anal stimulation around 40.

So. You see where I'm going with this?

[OrdLover]

This place is now closed. But I forgotten to get Anne number before. I was wondering if any of you have her number or know where she went to. She gave a decent massage.

Does anybody here have any leads for her?

[HanginBalls]

The way things are right now I'd GLADLY take that.

Kim (The 50 yr old AMP) calls me up and says, " Baby, come over! My back is sore and I need massage! You come over"? I hem and haw over it. I'm tired, achy and exhausted! She encourages me by saying she'd reciprocate and let me fuck her as well! I said "Raw"? She said, "No! I have rubbers". I know she does not have condoms because we ran out and I know damn well she's too lazy to run out to the store and buy some! I smell something "Fishy" here!

She answers the door nude, LFK, grabs my hand and whisks me to the bedroom. She flops on the bed face first. I take the lead and start massaging her. I massage her for 45 minutes (I'm a clock watcher! Lolol) and she raises her hips, spreads her cheeks and says, "Lick" (She doesn't even ask. LOL)! I turn on my back underneath her and start flailing away at her hanging labias. All the sudden I feel her hand push my head down from between her legs! I scooch out. Kim raised her hips and with both hands spreads her cheeks exposing her asshole and says, "Lick"! This broad's got a lot of nerve! But, her ass looks appealing and I dive in! I start rimming her and after a few minutes she says, "Fuck"! So, I start to get up to straddle her and she says, "No!! She spreads her cheeks again exposing her glistening asshole and says, " Fuck me with your tongue" I cave in and probe her orally. I pick up the pace while Kim starts masturbating. After fifteen minutes of tongue probing (believe me. I went deep) she unloads in her hand soaking the sheets and even my chin. She sticks out her fingers and asks if I want to taste? I said. "Lady, I just had my tongue up your ass for the better part of twenty minutes, what difference would it make"? She tells me not to be a smart ass and asks me to wash up and get her a towel.

I'm sittin' on the toilet takin' a dump (I guess the shit you eat's got to go somewhere) with a semi and I hear her say, "Hurry with the towel"! I say, " I'm sitting here with a face full of shit! Hold on" She laughs and calls me an "asshole". I tell her, " I am what I eat"! She laughs again and mumbles something. After about ten minutes of freshening up I enter her room and lo and behold! Kim's unconscious!! I tried to wake her, but not happening! I threw my hands up in the air. Said, "WTF", draped a towel over her ass, kissed her on the cheek and made my way home!

I guess I'll have to wait for reciprocity!!

[JackRam]

Nothing here grosses me out except for the 50 yr old part. Yuck.

I've been with a handful of 50 + year old Chinese girls and each of them were hot in their own way. Your average, well kept Asian girls looks anywhere from 10 to 15 years younger than their actual age.

[ApplePiePussy]

So this 50 yr old AMP lady I've been bangin' calls me up and asks me to pick up some groceries and she'll repay me with a b / j. I blow about $30 on groceries and head to her place. She answers the door in a granny robe and tells me to sit and have tea with her while she makes some type of Asian soup. After we eat she spreads her legs and invites me to eat her pussy. She cums and says "We need to fuck"! We go to her bed and she reaches 4 a condom and starts to blow me. I said, " WTF!! Last two times we played there was no protection! We 69'd each other raw! We fucked raw!! I came inside her bare! We even ate each others asses out for an extended period of time!! We even washed our mouths out after analingus because we both thought we ingested some fecal fluids! Plus, I just went down on her and she squirted on me! WTF! We got down to fucking (covered) and after 15 minutes she was sore! She got off and started sucking me off covered with her cum juices on it (eye roll). When asked 4 a prostate she put a glove on!! Sheesh!! After I blew she dispensed the result on my chest and rubbed it in! She said, " She just wanted to be cautious due to Covid! I said," we fucked twice in the last week! What gives?" She just gave me a dumbfounded look and rolled over to sleep!!

Nothing here grosses me out except for the 50 yr old part. Yuck.

[JolieThornDog]

So this 50 yr old AMP lady I've been bangin' calls me up and asks me to pick up some groceries and she'll repay me with a b / j. I blow about $30 on groceries and head to her place. She answers the door in a granny robe and tells me to sit and have tea with her while she makes some type of Asian soup. After we eat she spreads her legs and invites me to eat her pussy. She cums and says "We need to fuck"! We go to her bed and she reaches 4 a condom and starts to blow me. I said, " WTF!! Last two times we played there was no protection! We 69'd each other raw! We fucked raw!! I came inside her bare! We even ate each others asses out for an extended period of time!! We even washed our mouths out after analingus because we both thought we ingested some fecal fluids! Plus, I just went down on her and she squirted on me! WTF! We got down to fucking (covered) and after 15 minutes she was sore! She got off and started sucking me off covered with her cum juices on it (eye roll). When asked 4 a prostate she put a glove on!! Sheesh!! After I blew she dispensed the result on my chest and rubbed it in! She said, " She just wanted to be cautious due to Covid! I said," we fucked twice in the last week! What gives?" She just gave me a dumbfounded look and rolled over to sleep!!

The way things are right now I'd GLADLY take that.

[TJGeek]

I have question that's probably going to sound really stupid, so please forgive me. The question is this: Is the "Milwaukee" on CLM's schedule referring to the city of Milwaukee, or Milwaukee Ave? I see that their website lists Chicago, Hubbard, O'Hare, and Milwaukee; so I figured it was the city. However, I've never seen CLM mentioned on the Milwaukee boards. I'm from Wisconsin, so I look at the Milwaukee and Madison boards frequently. If they have ladies in Milwaukee, WI; I'd certainly be interested in giving them a try. Thanks for any input.

Sorry to disappoint but the Milwaukee location is near Milwaukee Ave and I-90/94 merge in Chicago.

[RattleHead]

https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/

I have question that's probably going to sound really stupid, so please forgive me. The question is this: Is the "Milwaukee" on CLM's schedule referring to the city of Milwaukee, or Milwaukee Ave? I see that their website lists Chicago, Hubbard, O'Hare, and Milwaukee; so I figured it was the city. However, I've never seen CLM mentioned on the Milwaukee boards. I'm from Wisconsin, so I look at the Milwaukee and Madison boards frequently. If they have ladies in Milwaukee, WI; I'd certainly be interested in giving them a try. Thanks for any input.

[HanginBalls]

People just mind their own business and leave others be. I mean with cell phones everyone is a f**kin cop these days! Ok someone reports that the place is open so obviously they are not a customer so why care?

So this 50 yr old AMP lady I've been bangin' calls me up and asks me to pick up some groceries and she'll repay me with a b / j. I blow about $30 on groceries and head to her place. She answers the door in a granny robe and tells me to sit and have tea with her while she makes some type of Asian soup. After we eat she spreads her legs and invites me to eat her pussy. She cums and says "We need to fuck"! We go to her bed and she reaches 4 a condom and starts to blow me. I said, " WTF!! Last two times we played there was no protection! We 69'd each other raw! We fucked raw!! I came inside her bare! We even ate each others asses out for an extended period of time!! We even washed our mouths out after analingus because we both thought we ingested some fecal fluids! Plus, I just went down on her and she squirted on me! WTF! We got down to fucking (covered) and after 15 minutes she was sore! She got off and started sucking me off covered with her cum juices on it (eye roll). When asked 4 a prostate she put a glove on!! Sheesh!! After I blew she dispensed the result on my chest and rubbed it in! She said, " She just wanted to be cautious due to Covid! I said," we fucked twice in the last week! What gives?" She just gave me a dumbfounded look and rolled over to sleep!!

[HanginBalls]

What is CLM?

Cum Last Motherfucker!! Lololol.

[BluePillow]

What is CLM?

https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/

[GoldenGreek]

What is CLM?

[TJGeek]

Saw Lexi & Maya.

Lexi is a big but short girl, if you're into that. Maya is a big but taller girl. Both were decent, but felt a little rushed.

CLM girls are now asking for $2 for FS, $1 for BJ, which is a rip off imo!

Would anyone recommend Sarah, Jessica, (heard those two are $1 FS unless that's changed), or anyone else? Been curious about Lilly, Ivy, and Claire.

Thanks for the report on Lexi. I wanted to see her but it sounds like her picture is not accurate. Saw Jessica twice, both times were a blast. Saw Sarah once and was fun, want to see again. Neither of them were rushed, take a look at my past posts for details. Claire has good reviews but have not seen her. Would like to see Lilly but doesn't seem to be around. Kayah did not impress me.

[GWheaton]

Saw Lexi & Maya.

Lexi is a big but short girl, if you're into that. Maya is a big but taller girl. Both were decent, but felt a little rushed.

CLM girls are now asking for $2 for FS, $1 for BJ, which is a rip off imo!

Would anyone recommend Sarah, Jessica, (heard those two are $1 FS unless that's changed), or anyone else? Been curious about Lilly, Ivy, and Claire.

I have seen quite a few girls there. Lexi is the all time worst. I don't know why people waste their money on her. Jenny is fun but I think she is trying to raise her price. Sandra was fun and can take a pounding. Jessica is a lot of fun. Kasia was 100 for FS but her pics are fake and she is kind of chubby. Victoria is next on my list. 200 for me would not be worth it. I know a couple SA girls that wouldnfuck for less.