EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**Mamalon** · 04-27-20 21:56

I'm curious about this one. Has any one had a good experience with the girls? Also there's a service fee. Has any one had the extra and how much will you tip for it?

**Big Waffle** · 04-27-20 20:31

Thank guys very helpful info.

**ChiHappiness** · 04-27-20 12:47

It is just a service. In fact if you find someone you like through that service, you should ask for a direct contact because that service takes a finders fee.

Originally Posted by ItsHowdyDoody [View Original Post]

That is not at all the Ct or Marias Alina. Just a service and it is luck of the draw, that ad has been up for years with the same pic, so expecting that cute girl in the pic is also false. Alina is long gone. Not sure the love for Alina anyways, she as a good massage but a solid 5-6 on looks scale, Diana was the hottest girl ever at Marias, younger, and also long gone. Love to know where she went.

**ItsHowdyDoody** · 04-27-20 08:25

Originally Posted by BigWaffle [View Original Post]

Are you sure about this doc, have you tried this ad multiple times and gotten different girls? I was under the impression that this alina is the alina that used to work at Maria's in skokie and creative therapies in northbrook. Because if that's true that awesome, I loved that alina. I have not tried this ad but I was considering it and it would suck to get a random girl of low quality.

That is not at all the Ct or Marias Alina. Just a service and it is luck of the draw, that ad has been up for years with the same pic, so expecting that cute girl in the pic is also false. Alina is long gone. Not sure the love for Alina anyways, she as a good massage but a solid 5-6 on looks scale, Diana was the hottest girl ever at Marias, younger, and also long gone. Love to know where she went.

**Big Waffle** · 04-26-20 22:05

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

Maybe you aren't being literal, but 'Alina' is an outcall service. They've been around for ages. Chances are, it's the luck of the draw.

Are you sure about this doc, have you tried this ad multiple times and gotten different girls? I was under the impression that this alina is the alina that used to work at Maria's in skokie and creative therapies in northbrook. Because if that's true that awesome, I loved that alina. I have not tried this ad but I was considering it and it would suck to get a random girl of low quality.

**ADAvet101** · 04-26-20 19:55

Originally Posted by Kellster [View Original Post]

I thought I read Savannah Dahl does. I've never seen her though. Just something I remember reading on her site.

She does men only right now. Couples are on the menu but with the current health climate she is only seeing one person at a time.

**Truthfu11** · 04-26-20 19:33

Originally Posted by HanginBalls [View Original Post]

Didn't Trump put a moratorium on paying bills?? I mean no one is paying their bills! So, everything should be even, right?

The only moritorium Trump placed on paying most bills comes when you drink some bleach or inject yourself with disinfectant.

**Kellster** · 04-26-20 16:53

Originally Posted by ChgoGuySouth [View Original Post]

Looking for a maturish female who will give a sensual massage to another female. PM ok. Thank you.

I thought I read Savannah Dahl does. I've never seen her though. Just something I remember reading on her site.

**ChgoGuySouth** · 04-26-20 14:12

Looking for a maturish female who will give a sensual massage to another female. PM ok. Thank you.

**ItsHowdyDoody** · 04-26-20 09:07

Originally Posted by EdCarbone [View Original Post]

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Ania

And this one?

There is zero new on massageanywhere that hasn't been covered. Her ad as others have mentioned has been around for years, so add like 5-10 years of aging also.

Thee European massage tho (Milwaukee ave area), has not been covered however. Has anyone tried and gotten anything finish wise? Some tool on RM posted that he did, just seeing if anyone can verify.

**HanginBalls** · 04-25-20 16:49

Originally Posted by Dan871 [View Original Post]

I am hoping things are going to be better and business is going to be a little bit more competitive. There are a few bars and restaurants I used to go to that had Eastern European waitresses and bartenders. Unfortunately I think some of there businesses will not be surviving this and these people will still have bills to pay. I think we are going to be seeing a lot of new faces in the massage business.

Didn't Trump put a moratorium on paying bills?? I mean no one is paying their bills! So, everything should be even, right?

**Dr Manhattan** · 04-25-20 13:14

Originally Posted by Truthfu11 [View Original Post]

Alina is a very solid reliable provider. Great massage and at least L1 finish.

Maybe you aren't being literal, but 'Alina' is an outcall service. They've been around for ages. Chances are, it's the luck of the draw.

**Dr Manhattan** · 04-25-20 13:10

Originally Posted by PauFord [View Original Post]

Wow blast from the past. Saw her a couple times at least 10 years ago, maybe closer to 13 years ago. At the time she did a fairly good therapeutic massage. She'd be fully clothed the whole time then offers HE at the end for $100. Did it topless upon request and has fairly firm bolt ons. Got the job done in a pinch but was pretty mechanical. Being Russian she was kind of quiet and distant. Pics are her but I think I recall them being the same ones she used 10 years ago so YMMV.

Same woman, I believe? She's been using that one photo for years and years. From what I understand, that pic is being generous. I spoke with her on the phone once. It felt like I'd have to jump through a lot of hoops, so I passed.

https://www.imassageyou.com

**Dan871** · 04-25-20 11:34

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

I think the business is going to be in the cr*pper, mr. Carbone. I don't think guys are going to be that eager even when we are turned back loose. Supply has to rise as these providers are going to be broke. They are all about the immediate and they will always need immediate cash. Doubtful many have saved their money. Hopefully I am wrong on that except given the lifestyle and the immediacy of it, they are broke! How quickly will the mongers come back? Yea if one has seen a girl in the past or is a regular, that they will do. However, trying new providers? I don't think it's going to be an immediate thing. Stay safe and healthy, all. Stosh. Peace and out!

I am hoping things are going to be better and business is going to be a little bit more competitive. There are a few bars and restaurants I used to go to that had Eastern European waitresses and bartenders. Unfortunately I think some of there businesses will not be surviving this and these people will still have bills to pay. I think we are going to be seeing a lot of new faces in the massage business.