Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

Bs. I didn't stop.

Oldti will insinuate anything; that is, if his words can be understood at all. And he said, 'we say you. ' Like the staff was lined up outside at the precise moment you drove by? LOL.

[Niteluvr]

I bet none of you guys that go in and have to test for the virus either you'll just all of us sick.

I don't plan on getting tested for anything unless it's absolutely necessary and someone else pays for it. Roll the dice.

[MunchMacoochie]

Yeah we seen you stop by and leave.

Bs. I didn't stop.

[Smokyh]

Holcomb drive byes.

Best Day Closed.

Tao Closed.

Royal Closed.

Jimmy carter.

Ivy closed.

Buford.

Moon closed.

Luna on Buford Open! Formerly Rose. Never been before.

Girl was wearing 2 masks, thought I was someone who called in, I should have said yes, said no so said she could only do 30 minutes.

She handed me a mask, gladly put it on. She claims the room she showed me to wasnt used today, I was first. She wanted $50, more than usual but in this market accepted. She says she was 35, my guess is yes. Wore black tights that showed off her curves. She had a nice personality and laughed a-lot. Its been so long I was drawn in, she asked a lot of questions, oddly asked.

What I did and my salary. I played along, after 20 minutes on my back she ask me to turn over. Asked me how much I pay, said $40 but she wanted $70! I said sorry only brought $100 (lie) total as I usually only pay $60/40. But since I was in a good mood and haven't spent much lately, gave her $50. So still $100 total. It was ok, just over clothes touching. Wish I saw her face, she seemed cute but not sure what's doing under the mask. Told me if I came for hour it would be 80 for hour? Probably won't do it, but of course as I write this, the baby batter is off the brain.

[Niteluvr]

Actual Report.

Status of the 5 spas on Cobb Parkway in this area:

Lu's Massage = Dark, door locked, no info sign in window. (L1*.

Massage Now = Dark, door locked, info sign in window says reopen May 15th. (L0* but YMMV).

Foot Massage (new spa by Zaxby's) = Dark, door locked, curtains drawn, info sign in window says closed by epidemic. (L1*.

Asian Massage = Dark, door locked, no info sign in window. (L1*, sometimes L2*.

China Massage = Dark, door locked, info sign in window says reopen in 1 week (L1*.

* Service Level Guide.

L0 = No extras available.

L1 = Hand Job or assisted DIY.

L2 = Minimum CBJ, possible BBBJ.

L3 = Full Service covered or bare.

Nice report. Was hoping one of those CAMPs would be a definite L3.

[Oldti]

Why do some of you guys feel the need.

To. Do force sex in the shops.

These girls don't deserve this behavior a1 guy came in with a gun and stole phone.

From a sweet girl.

18 tow guys and 1 girl.

Forced did a are and are.

One girl was held in her apt at.

Gunpoint and forced.

To take Percocets.

And other incidences that happened.

Do you guys want then.

To have a guy at all.

Or take a picture of.

Your license.

The girls ask me.

To Say this.

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[Oldti]

Stopped by for a visit. Descent deep tissue. All elbows. Left happy.

Drew a passable 50 yr old that looked like 30 in the dim room. Nice tits no ass. Decent body.

Standard rate was 60 for the hour 10 for deep tissue. No shower for me not even offered. I gave 120 total (70 massage and 50 tip) and got stink eye and you bring more next time. Hell lady with that comment won't be a next time. What the hell was she expecting? Ruined the whole experience. SMH. Other places now open so avoid this place.

Golden rule be nice and you get more you probably were too touchy-feely.

And gravy LOL I get free massage LOL.

[USABarry]

Actual Report.

Status of the 5 spas on Cobb Parkway in this area:

Lu's Massage = Dark, door locked, no info sign in window. (L1*.

Massage Now = Dark, door locked, info sign in window says reopen May 15th. (L0* but YMMV).

Foot Massage (new spa by Zaxby's) = Dark, door locked, curtains drawn, info sign in window says closed by epidemic. (L1*.

Asian Massage = Dark, door locked, no info sign in window. (L1*, sometimes L2*.

China Massage = Dark, door locked, info sign in window says reopen in 1 week (L1*.

* Service Level Guide.

L0 = No extras available.

L1 = Hand Job or assisted DIY.

L2 = Minimum CBJ, possible BBBJ.

L3 = Full Service covered or bare.

[Oldti]

I planned to stop but they were so packed I just drove on by.

Wonder what safety measures they adopted.

Yeah we seen you stop by and leave.

[Oldti]

I'm going to bet that none of the CAMPs with carpeted floors made an effort to clean them.

I bet none of you guys that go in and have to test for the virus either you'll just all of us sick.

How will they get you sick if you don't go?

A2

[Niteluvr]

I planned to stop but they were so packed I just drove on by.

Wonder what safety measures they adopted.

I'm going to bet that none of the CAMPs with carpeted floors made an effort to clean them.

[MunchMacoochie]

Maybe this will change the subject. The Open Light was on and the small strip center had lots of cars so not sure if they were in AMP or Latina boutique. I am not ready to cross this bridge as I work with at-risk individuals but they appear available.

I planned to stop but they were so packed I just drove on by.

Wonder what safety measures they adopted.

[Sarcastic King]

I didn't see a name on it during my first recon of the place so I just referred to it by that moniker. But, this time I noticed in small letters a name that said Angel Massage. You won't find any presence on the internet for it.

Stopped by for a visit. Descent deep tissue. All elbows. Left happy.

Drew a passable 50 yr old that looked like 30 in the dim room. Nice tits no ass. Decent body.

Standard rate was 60 for the hour 10 for deep tissue. No shower for me not even offered. I gave 120 total (70 massage and 50 tip) and got stink eye and you bring more next time. Hell lady with that comment won't be a next time. What the hell was she expecting? Ruined the whole experience. SMH. Other places now open so avoid this place.

[Anubis06]

I can't stand him and haven't since the 80's. AND I was defending him. Read my post, I said the same thing. He didn't make any "statement" he asked a question, "is there a way" is a question not a statement and "something like" means not this but a thing similar to this that shares some of the same properties.

Some of you fucks love to fight so much you are trying to pick fights with people trying to agree with you.

I also said that since there are not MP's open if you ladies feel like fighting you can do it here as well.

I wasn't airing my political beliefs, I was trying to defend a guy I think is a shitstain because the whole fucking furor over the bleach issue was to deflect the awesome news out of Cali and New York which was showing that the death rate of C-19 isn't much more than seasonal flu (though more people will die because it's more contagious) because a whole lot more people have had, AND RECOVERED from it, many of them didn't even know they had it.

Tuesday Santa Clara announces the results of their antibody test which show that C-19 isn't as lethal as thought, the print is barely dry before people are calling bullshit until Wednesday when LA County announces the same results so that shut them up. Then Thursday New York announces pretty much the same thing because they have had 2. 7 million cases there when that morning it was thought the count was 3,000,000 world wide. I was really looking forward to the news cycle leading into the weekend of "world discovers that while dangerous C-19 is far less lethal than originally thought and normalization can start much sooner than expected which will be a real boon to the third world because they are poised on the brink of a recession which will kill millions of people. " And what did I see? Every fool in the world saying the shitstain said something he obviously hadn't. You were fed disinformation and you took it. Both the right and the left because it's all people have been squabbling about for 2 days. Fucking sheep.

You want to know my politics? Carlin had it right:

"Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land, they own and control the corporations that've long since bought and paid for, the senate, the congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pocket, and they own all the big media companies so they control just about all of the news and the information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else. But I'll tell you what they don't want. They don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don't want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They're not interested in that. That doesn't help them. ".

I left the US 11 years ago, I could give a shit less who you prefer to put on the giant red white and blue strapon to fuck you up the ass. None of them represent your interests and they fucking laugh themselves silly watching people argue between themselves who is better while they are running the fucking table and taking all your shit.

The only worse outcome that could have happened in 2016 was Hillary winning. The shame isn't that it's Donald Trump in the White House the shame is that out of 331,000,000 people the choice was Trump or Clinton.

Not sure how you figure the Death rate of 50,000 people in 2 months is the same as 40-50 k people dying from seasonal flu in a year? A lot of people haven't recovered, the latest number indicates Infections in the US:956,375 #Deaths:53,928 #Recovered: 102,340.

That means there are about 800,000 people who are really really sick and from what I am reading who if they do survive health has been permanently damaged. It ranges from people having permanent heart conditions, organ failure, and a couple cases of amputation because how aggressively it attacks blood vessels. The Recovery rate based on the numbers latest numbers is about 10.6% I am just not sure what you are referencing in comparison to the flu or how antibody makes a difference.

I think there are 3 major things that everyone is concerned with 1. We don't know what we don't know 2. We need robust testing to give us a picture of what's happening so we do know. 3. We need as much data as we can to create an effective vaccine and / or anti-viral medication.

How could NY have 2.7 million cases we dont even have that many Coronavirus test kits or antibody test kits? Not sure I follow you.

[Anubis06]

I can only hope that you allow my reply back to you, without removal of it or me. It just doesn't seem right to air your own political views here, but accepting that you chose to do that, I would like to share a little myself (of course when we get back to being able to monger, that will then take precedent!! Agreed?

Trump hatred aside, as I do know it exists, let's put it aside and just look at the statement he made. Whether you are for him or hate him. His statement, " And then I see the disinfectant, that knocks it out in a minute. And is there a way you can do something LIKE, by injection, inside, or almost to clean. It sounds interesting to me. ". The word he uses is "LIKE" that. It refers to something that can be injected to clean out (the virus) BUT it doesn't imply bleach. It did not mean injecting bleach. President Trump was turning to his top health admins. I personally see it as a legitimate thought. But if bleach can kill it in 1 minute. Is there something LIKE (even possible) a medication that could be used?

I am not really defending him here. I am clarifying the words used. However the words did not say nor imply that maybe we could inject bleach. Why would you promote that he said that? He clearly didn't. You (admitted hater) and so many other haters are either blinded by a hate filter or choose to promote things that are not true.

Thanks for letting me rebutt.

You are reaching really hard. LOL. I don't know if you are doing it on purpose or not (then trying to qualify it by saying you arent defending him) but you are indeed defending him. Come on don't piss in a jar and tell us it's peach tea. Most reasonable people who are supporters and non-supporters know he suggested that his medical team research injection of UV and disinfectants (FUCKING TOXINS THAT WILL POISON YOU) into the body to kill SARS-COV-2. He just has to take the Loss on this one. You sound like Bill Clinton "define 'is' there is no semantic game to be played on this.

On a different note, I hope the parlors that open are disinfecting / bleaching and soaping and using non latex gloves for handjobs.