Escort Reports

[Ghost Dog]

Please do yourself a favor and use the search fuction. I have reported on this waste of time 2 times myself, and so have others. She changes her name from time to time, and she always has a bad attitude, tracks all over her hands and is always a problem. Avoid, avoid avoid!

I hope someone out there had a better time than I did with this lass. Anyway. We set up an outcall and as I'm headed to her location she calls me, which freaked me out- and we have a terrible exchange involving a headache of a situation, long story short, She changed it to a car date, and I was extremely reluctant but EFF it, let me at least get a quick release if the beej was good. But then thought, eff THAT for 4 Jacksons! So I boot it. And saw my girl Gem (big fan). LATER In the night, I get a text about a better hosting situation. And I was like what the heck. So I took the chance. Nice little area she claimed to be staying at. Shared a five minute ice breaker but I was hella nervous due to our previous conversation. I was hoping she'd be down to work for her Benjamin's considering I decided to up it to a hhr for a Benjamin and a Jackson- unfortunately I was let down. I stripped and received a CBJ. A first for me since high school. Junior stayed asleep while I tried to at least get my fingers lost somewhere fun!

Don't GET ME WRONG she's cute, thick indeed, BUT- and I can't stress this enough. I GOT NOTHING. Bra stayed on. No daty. Zero interest. Mish ONLY. Oh and I got severely distracted by what appeared to be a zombie bite on her arm, which ensured I wasn't going to stand at attention AT ALL being that gore makes me squeamish. After 5 minutes of really trying, I just felt bad. Hopped up and thanked her for her time. TLDR; Don't recommend. Period.

https://palmbay.skipthegames.com/fem...e/570596581873

[RoadWarrior2K]

I hope someone out there had a better time than I did with this lass. Anyway. We set up an outcall and as I'm headed to her location she calls me, which freaked me out- and we have a terrible exchange involving a headache of a situation, long story short, She changed it to a car date, and I was extremely reluctant but EFF it, let me at least get a quick release if the beej was good. But then thought, eff THAT for 4 Jacksons! So I boot it. And saw my girl Gem (big fan). LATER In the night, I get a text about a better hosting situation. And I was like what the heck. So I took the chance. Nice little area she claimed to be staying at. Shared a five minute ice breaker but I was hella nervous due to our previous conversation. I was hoping she'd be down to work for her Benjamin's considering I decided to up it to a hhr for a Benjamin and a Jackson- unfortunately I was let down. I stripped and received a CBJ. A first for me since high school. Junior stayed asleep while I tried to at least get my fingers lost somewhere fun!

Don't GET ME WRONG she's cute, thick indeed, BUT- and I can't stress this enough. I GOT NOTHING. Bra stayed on. No daty. Zero interest. Mish ONLY. Oh and I got severely distracted by what appeared to be a zombie bite on her arm, which ensured I wasn't going to stand at attention AT ALL being that gore makes me squeamish. After 5 minutes of really trying, I just felt bad. Hopped up and thanked her for her time. TLDR; Don't recommend. Period.

https://palmbay.skipthegames.com/fem...e/570596581873

This was a good review. Next time include the provider's name so that three months from now, when someone is searching for reviews on Alexa, they'll be able to find this review and know what to expect. Links to the ads are always good but if the provider pulls the ad, the link is dead. An archived link will live on long after the original ad is deleted.

http://archive.ph/7xNCJ

[CervixCrusher]

I hope someone out there had a better experience than me. Set up a solid dream with this one, at her location. Well, I'm on the way there and I get a phone call that freaked me out, for one, and it kinda goes off the rails, changing the situation to a cardate. I pulled out, and thought, not for 4 Jacksons. So I saw Gem instead for headache relief (big fan). That should've been it for me but noooo. I get a text from the original lass, saying a better arrangement is available. So I perk up after looking at her pics again, and head over. Not bad area, it's night time, and we end up meeting, break the ice after five minutes. I was shakey and so was she, which didn't help. And I upped the session to 1. 2 hhr and that she'd be into that- and I mean. She was hot! But as we went in the bed and it came time, I got a CBJ to start, which I haven't had since high school. Junior was asleep so I started to let my hands wander. But I got nothing. I'm telling you. Bra stayed on. No daty. Mish only. And I couldn't stay anywhere close to Solid, as soon as I noticed this huge gash that looked like a zombie bite on her arm. I felt bad, and after 5 minutes I stoped and got goin. Thanked her for the time and yeeted. Tldr; don't recommend. Period. Not fun.

https://palmbay.skipthegames.com/fem...e/570596581873

[CervixCrusher]

I hope someone out there had a better time than I did with this lass. Anyway. We set up an outcall and as I'm headed to her location she calls me, which freaked me out- and we have a terrible exchange involving a headache of a situation, long story short, She changed it to a car date, and I was extremely reluctant but EFF it, let me at least get a quick release if the beej was good. But then thought, eff THAT for 4 Jacksons! So I boot it. And saw my girl Gem (big fan). LATER In the night, I get a text about a better hosting situation. And I was like what the heck. So I took the chance. Nice little area she claimed to be staying at. Shared a five minute ice breaker but I was hella nervous due to our previous conversation. I was hoping she'd be down to work for her Benjamin's considering I decided to up it to a hhr for a Benjamin and a Jackson- unfortunately I was let down. I stripped and received a CBJ. A first for me since high school. Junior stayed asleep while I tried to at least get my fingers lost somewhere fun!

Don't GET ME WRONG she's cute, thick indeed, BUT- and I can't stress this enough. I GOT NOTHING. Bra stayed on. No daty. Zero interest. Mish ONLY. Oh and I got severely distracted by what appeared to be a zombie bite on her arm, which ensured I wasn't going to stand at attention AT ALL being that gore makes me squeamish. After 5 minutes of really trying, I just felt bad. Hopped up and thanked her for her time. TLDR; Don't recommend. Period.

https://palmbay.skipthegames.com/fem...e/570596581873

[StudGator]

Link was good yesterday but now it's gone. It was a pic of some kind of fruit cut in half. Was Brittany tall skinny small chested chick in T ville?

Blond, tall and slim and reported to be a genuinely nice gal, enthusiastic with unmatched oral skills and no observed bad habits.

[True Pair]

That came out of the blue. What made you guys remember Brittany?

Did she post again or someone find an old post somewhere? The link doesn't work for me.

Wish she hadn't retired before I got a chance to meet her.

Link was good yesterday but now it's gone. It was a pic of some kind of fruit cut in half. Was Brittany tall skinny small chested chick in T ville?

[Joshua Falken]

Damn fine review mate! Highly informative and entertaining. I also broke quarantine last week and saw my UTR / Sugar Baby (Misato) for the last time. I've been despondent and your fantastic review really brightened my day!

[RoadWarrior2K]

I've seen Jen's ad for quite a while but never pursued anything until recently when she started posting pictures with pink and blue hair. It turns out that was just a wig but it certainly caught my attention. She really looks good with lighter hair. Then she puts that booty shot picture in her ad. Damn. I dispatched an introductory last Sunday at around 6:30 pm and received an affirmative reply at 9:37 pm. The meet was for Monday at 2 pm. I send a confirmation text Monday morning, get an address and everything is good. I head to her Cocoa hotel and experienced what appeared to be a true and proper ghosting (copyright HelloJoshua). Well damn, I'm not too far from Merritt Island so I send a text to Stacey. She responds quickly but can't be available until after 4. I was afraid the magic pill would wear off by then so I declined and gave Sunny a shout. She would be ready when I got there. It's now after 4 pm and I'm on my way home from Sunny's and I hear the Star Trek TOS communicator chirp from my phone. It's a text from Jen apologizing profusely for falling asleep and missing our meeting. We exchange a few texts and I give her the benefit of the doubt and schedule another meeting for Friday at 2 pm. (I'm still thinking about that booty picture).

Friday morning arrives and out goes the confirmation text that I'll see her at 2 pm. I get a reply that she's looking forward to seeing me with kisses emojis. As I'm passing through Rockledge I get a text with the room number. So far so good. I arrive and she greets me wearing a one piece jumpsuit. She is the girl in the pictures. She's pretty, she's got makeup on including false eyelashes but no lipstick which is a good thing. We're both a little nervous with the first encounter jitters but this gradually subsides as we begin to talk. There was absolutely no sign of drug use. She smokes but there wasn't even a hint of cigarette smoke in the room or on her. The room was immaculate and when I say immaculate you could probably eat off the floor. Clothes were either on a hanger or in a drawer. There were little containers in the bathroom and sink area where the toiletries were kept. I presented her with a gift bag of toiletries (shampoo, conditioner, soft soap, body wash, deodorant, lotion, tissues, lube and condoms) and a card containing her donation. I do this with all first time encounters.

The clothes came off in short order as we became more at ease with each other. Jen is as clean and fresh as the room. She told me that she has three kids but there are no baby damage marks on her body (second picture). Her skin is smooth as silk and the kitty is so smooth I thought it was waxed. Jen has a full menu of available activities. Although it doesn't interest me, Greek is also on the menu. We started with DATY and moved on to MISH when junior decided to play along. I intended to try some K9 as well (still thinking about that booty) but this position just felt so good I just stayed with it. Although Jen was very engaged with all this, holding me and wrapping her legs around me, there weren't any orgasms, at least none that I was aware of. Maybe next time. We didn't do any kissing which was fine with me. When we finished she gave me a towel and I cleaned up at the sink while she did the same in the shower.

We chatted a little more telling each other about ourselves before I headed out. Will I see her again? You betchum, Red Ryder! She's not cheap with her hour rate at 210. I can't remember exactly but I think the half hour is 170.

http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/...y/954465981451

http://archive.ph/isVfp

[StudGator]

Yes it's her and she was on top of her PSE game, great time, but know she will only see men she knows. Enjoy the rewind.

That came out of the blue. What made you guys remember Brittany?

Did she post again or someone find an old post somewhere? The link doesn't work for me.

Wish she hadn't retired before I got a chance to meet her.

[OneWayOut]

http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/...t/368539936703

She looks fruity! What Brittany was this any description?

This my friend is the tall, skinny, California blonde babe whom is into it full session. No quit w over the top head game.

[True Pair]

Yes it's her and she was on top of her PSE game, great time, but know she will only see men she knows. Enjoy the rewind.

http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/...t/368539936703

She looks fruity! What Brittany was this any description?

[OneWayOut]

Yes it's her and she was on top of her PSE game, great time, but know she will only see men she knows. Enjoy the rewind.

[Jimmy3081]

Wow, that's the first glimpse of her w / o clothes that I'm aware of. Maybe she should show us Mongers some more of that a little more often!

If you wonder what the GPS looks. I always had fun.

[FrDono]

If you wonder what the GPS looks. I always had fun.

[JayJayTwo]

Has anyone seen her? Texted no response so can't ask name to search it.

http://cocoa-beach.skipthegames.com/...t/827155829740

That's got to be Jesi. Do a search and you'll get a ton of reviews about her. While I expect you can get all your questions answered there, I believe her reviews are consistently positive.