Escort Reports

**CervixCrusher** · 04-25-20 21:15

I hope someone out there had a better time than I did with this lass. Anyway. We set up an outcall and as I'm headed to her location she calls me, which freaked me out- and we have a terrible exchange involving a headache of a situation, long story short, She changed it to a car date, and I was extremely reluctant but EFF it, let me at least get a quick release if the beej was good. But then thought, eff THAT for 4 Jacksons! So I boot it. And saw my girl Gem (big fan). LATER In the night, I get a text about a better hosting situation. And I was like what the heck. So I took the chance. Nice little area she claimed to be staying at. Shared a five minute ice breaker but I was hella nervous due to our previous conversation. I was hoping she'd be down to work for her Benjamin's considering I decided to up it to a hhr for a Benjamin and a Jackson- unfortunately I was let down. I stripped and received a CBJ. A first for me since high school. Junior stayed asleep while I tried to at least get my fingers lost somewhere fun!

Don't GET ME WRONG she's cute, thick indeed, BUT- and I can't stress this enough. I GOT NOTHING. Bra stayed on. No daty. Zero interest. Mish ONLY. Oh and I got severely distracted by what appeared to be a zombie bite on her arm, which ensured I wasn't going to stand at attention AT ALL being that gore makes me squeamish. After 5 minutes of really trying, I just felt bad. Hopped up and thanked her for her time. TLDR; Don't recommend. Period.

https://palmbay.skipthegames.com/fem...e/570596581873

**StudGator** · 04-25-20 16:28

Originally Posted by TruePair [View Original Post]

Link was good yesterday but now it's gone. It was a pic of some kind of fruit cut in half. Was Brittany tall skinny small chested chick in T ville?

Blond, tall and slim and reported to be a genuinely nice gal, enthusiastic with unmatched oral skills and no observed bad habits.

**True Pair** · 04-25-20 14:34

Originally Posted by StudGator [View Original Post]

That came out of the blue. What made you guys remember Brittany?

Did she post again or someone find an old post somewhere? The link doesn't work for me.

Wish she hadn't retired before I got a chance to meet her.

Link was good yesterday but now it's gone. It was a pic of some kind of fruit cut in half. Was Brittany tall skinny small chested chick in T ville?

**Joshua Falken** · 04-25-20 14:24

Damn fine review mate! Highly informative and entertaining. I also broke quarantine last week and saw my UTR / Sugar Baby (Misato) for the last time. I've been despondent and your fantastic review really brightened my day!

**RoadWarrior2K** · 04-25-20 13:31

I've seen Jen's ad for quite a while but never pursued anything until recently when she started posting pictures with pink and blue hair. It turns out that was just a wig but it certainly caught my attention. She really looks good with lighter hair. Then she puts that booty shot picture in her ad. Damn. I dispatched an introductory last Sunday at around 6:30 pm and received an affirmative reply at 9:37 pm. The meet was for Monday at 2 pm. I send a confirmation text Monday morning, get an address and everything is good. I head to her Cocoa hotel and experienced what appeared to be a true and proper ghosting (copyright HelloJoshua). Well damn, I'm not too far from Merritt Island so I send a text to Stacey. She responds quickly but can't be available until after 4. I was afraid the magic pill would wear off by then so I declined and gave Sunny a shout. She would be ready when I got there. It's now after 4 pm and I'm on my way home from Sunny's and I hear the Star Trek TOS communicator chirp from my phone. It's a text from Jen apologizing profusely for falling asleep and missing our meeting. We exchange a few texts and I give her the benefit of the doubt and schedule another meeting for Friday at 2 pm. (I'm still thinking about that booty picture).

Friday morning arrives and out goes the confirmation text that I'll see her at 2 pm. I get a reply that she's looking forward to seeing me with kisses emojis. As I'm passing through Rockledge I get a text with the room number. So far so good. I arrive and she greets me wearing a one piece jumpsuit. She is the girl in the pictures. She's pretty, she's got makeup on including false eyelashes but no lipstick which is a good thing. We're both a little nervous with the first encounter jitters but this gradually subsides as we begin to talk. There was absolutely no sign of drug use. She smokes but there wasn't even a hint of cigarette smoke in the room or on her. The room was immaculate and when I say immaculate you could probably eat off the floor. Clothes were either on a hanger or in a drawer. There were little containers in the bathroom and sink area where the toiletries were kept. I presented her with a gift bag of toiletries (shampoo, conditioner, soft soap, body wash, deodorant, lotion, tissues, lube and condoms) and a card containing her donation. I do this with all first time encounters.

The clothes came off in short order as we became more at ease with each other. Jen is as clean and fresh as the room. She told me that she has three kids but there are no baby damage marks on her body (second picture). Her skin is smooth as silk and the kitty is so smooth I thought it was waxed. Jen has a full menu of available activities. Although it doesn't interest me, Greek is also on the menu. We started with DATY and moved on to MISH when junior decided to play along. I intended to try some K9 as well (still thinking about that booty) but this position just felt so good I just stayed with it. Although Jen was very engaged with all this, holding me and wrapping her legs around me, there weren't any orgasms, at least none that I was aware of. Maybe next time. We didn't do any kissing which was fine with me. When we finished she gave me a towel and I cleaned up at the sink while she did the same in the shower.

We chatted a little more telling each other about ourselves before I headed out. Will I see her again? You betchum, Red Ryder! She's not cheap with her hour rate at 210. I can't remember exactly but I think the half hour is 170.

http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/...y/954465981451

http://archive.ph/isVfp

**StudGator** · 04-24-20 23:27

Originally Posted by OneWayOut [View Original Post]

Yes it's her and she was on top of her PSE game, great time, but know she will only see men she knows. Enjoy the rewind.

That came out of the blue. What made you guys remember Brittany?

Did she post again or someone find an old post somewhere? The link doesn't work for me.

Wish she hadn't retired before I got a chance to meet her.

**OneWayOut** · 04-24-20 21:29

Originally Posted by TruePair [View Original Post]

http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/...t/368539936703

She looks fruity! What Brittany was this any description?

This my friend is the tall, skinny, California blonde babe whom is into it full session. No quit w over the top head game.

**True Pair** · 04-24-20 21:21

Originally Posted by OneWayOut [View Original Post]

Yes it's her and she was on top of her PSE game, great time, but know she will only see men she knows. Enjoy the rewind.

http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/...t/368539936703

She looks fruity! What Brittany was this any description?

**OneWayOut** · 04-24-20 18:30

Yes it's her and she was on top of her PSE game, great time, but know she will only see men she knows. Enjoy the rewind.

**Jimmy3081** · 04-24-20 12:36

Wow, that's the first glimpse of her w / o clothes that I'm aware of. Maybe she should show us Mongers some more of that a little more often!

Originally Posted by FrDono [View Original Post]

If you wonder what the GPS looks. I always had fun.

**FrDono** · 04-24-20 10:12

If you wonder what the GPS looks. I always had fun.

**JayJayTwo** · 04-24-20 09:33

Originally Posted by Almosttt [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen her? Texted no response so can't ask name to search it.

http://cocoa-beach.skipthegames.com/...t/827155829740

That's got to be Jesi. Do a search and you'll get a ton of reviews about her. While I expect you can get all your questions answered there, I believe her reviews are consistently positive.

**Almosttt** · 04-23-20 21:22

Has anyone seen her? Texted no response so can't ask name to search it.

http://cocoa-beach.skipthegames.com/...t/827155829740

**Tdrag** · 04-23-20 16:07

Saw this add and decided to take a leap of faith since I hadn't seen a review. Comms were ok not super quick but not horrible. Went to a incall in Rockledge and met up with this one. Seemed a tad bit out of it but not to bad where she was incoherent. Got inside and Lexi was there and she asked if I wanted to do a double and seeing how I vaguely recall a good review with Lexi I was like why not atleast one of them will get the job done. Went to back room and got in our birthday suits. She started with the BJ first and can we say DT and very good BJ that's one for the books. They traded off and while she was kissing on me Lexi started her BJ and I was disappointed she did work on junior for a long time but she kept hitting her teeth so I was worth it. After a big Lexi decided to ride me cg and the blonde wanted to ride my face and I obliged that. Definitely know for a fact the both got a O or two. LOL. After Lexi got tired she got off and that was pretty much it for her now the blonde decided to ride and boy did she go for a ride. She put that work in she knows how to ride like a pro. Swapped positions to mish and I went to pounding and she was legs on shoulder taking it all and wanted me to pound harder said she likes hard pounding. After a bit of me working I got tired to a quick breather and she went back to that amazing BJ to keep junior up all the while Lexi is just smoking a cigarette watching. What a total waste on her. Maybe YMMV but I'll never see her again and let's it's free or super cheap. Now back to blonde once junior was back which she almost got a load in the face but we switched to doggie and I pounded away got tired and she rode me once again and it was intense I couldn't hold it and blew my load. She's a keeper if she doesn't overdue the party favors beforehand. YMMV but I'll take the chance to see her again.

Blonde.

http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/...t/172829216956

Lexi.

http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/...l/326397364331

**Charlesvan369** · 04-23-20 08:37

Originally Posted by Yondaime [View Original Post]

Stay away from this one. I don't post super often but I had to let you guys know this is not worth the time or hassle. Pictures are very old and filtered. She's about double the size. Lots of extra saggy loose skin as well. Should've told her to leave when I saw her then she ended up cash and dashing after a few minutes of BBBJ.

YMMV but she does not look like her pictures and is far bigger then the 119 she posts in the adds.

http://melbourne-fl.skipthegames.com...s/032249185808

She is nasty!