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**TeamCommando** · 04-22-20 08:43

Originally Posted by MLB247 [View Original Post]

Reminds me of the Home advisor commercial.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eMsdejYM-08

In this case, we can just call that "Ho Advisors". Seems prevalent on the board. Like, "hey, anyone know a girl 21.5 years old, maybe 22, with a big rack and big ass, red hair, does BBFS and anal CIA, PSE, no signs of drug use, has an incalll in a non-sketchy place on Monday at 0915 - 1015, and costs 40 for HR, allows DATY, DATO, FIV, FIA, DFK, CIA, CIP, BBBJCIM, and has no BF / DB / handler? If you don't know one like that, I'll take anyone. Thanks for the help and I love you guys for helping me find someone because I am too stupid to do my own research. Oh, and can you call her and schedule for me because I am too chickenshit to call a girl on my own and ask questions. Oh, yeah, please make sure to send me a bunch of pictures of what she looks like ahead of time".

If you are that guy always going to the HO Advisors asking for help, just think about it from the perspective of guys who actually put the time and effort into research and development and take chances with an unknown girl and then posts reviews of them. Sharing information should not be one way.

**NewDude411** · 04-22-20 06:57

Originally Posted by MLB247 [View Original Post]

Reminds me of the Home advisor commercial.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eMsdejYM-08

I've been reading this forum for years. Used to only got to massage parlors. I ventured out and started meeting providers and I found one I really like! Is there an issue with that. I've also talked about other girls. She is just my favorite.

**RobinStPete** · 04-22-20 03:40

Originally Posted by TB1225 [View Original Post]

I had a hh with her for the first-time couple of weeks ago and it was great she was a bit late on getting back to me when I told her I was across the street at a 7/11 but she was freshly showered and wrapped in a towel when I entered and the headache relief was amazing and the multiple covered FS was very much worth the coinage and same story about the big topless dope boy outside the door because we ran a few minutes over he started banging on the door but she apologized and she asked if I wanted her to walk me to my car however I daid no need when I looked over the dopesick leech I realized he was more interested in his cut on the fee rather than anything to do with me. I am planning on seeing her again soon

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I've personally had numerous dates with Kimberleigh. She does not do pills or any hard drugs. She drinks occasionally and has an edible now and then, but never when she's working. And she doesn't share her cash with anyone. Her service is truly stellar, and it gets better every time I see her.

**NewDude411** · 04-21-20 23:53

Originally Posted by TB1225 [View Original Post]

I had a hh with her for the first-time couple of weeks ago and it was great she was a bit late on getting back to me when I told her I was across the street at a 7/11 but she was freshly showered and wrapped in a towel when I entered and the headache relief was amazing and the multiple covered FS was very much worth the coinage and same story about the big topless dope boy outside the door because we ran a few minutes over he started banging on the door but she apologized and she asked if I wanted her to walk me to my car however I daid no need when I looked over the dopesick leech I realized he was more interested in his cut on the fee rather than anything to do with me. I am planning on seeing her again soon.

I didn't take her for the druggie type!

So this topless dude is her "manager"?

**MLB247** · 04-21-20 22:18

Originally Posted by NewDude411 [View Original Post]

I still haven't found the right girl. I called Kim and asked if she has a reliable person, she said she will keep and eye out. But she doesn't want to set me up with a fail so I'm just twiddling my thumbs waiting. Might just go see her until you guys get back to me. Please pm me or reply with some decent looking girls under 30 but older then 21. Prefer white girls not ghetto. And a decent location with decent donations.

Reminds me of the Home advisor commercial.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eMsdejYM-08

**TeamCommando** · 04-21-20 19:50

Originally Posted by DatGuy58 [View Original Post]

Insert joke for the *****, the husband and the lesbian girlfriend, there has to be one out there somewhere.

In a threeway between a husband, his wife, and her lesbian girlfriend, rock, paper, scissors takes on a whole new meaning.

**TeamCommando** · 04-21-20 19:45

Originally Posted by DatGuy58 [View Original Post]

Insert joke for the *****, the husband and the lesbian girlfriend, there has to be one out there somewhere.

Two lesbians were having a hard time with a two headed dildo. They couldn't make ends meet.

So they settled on one had to marry a dildo head so at least one of them wouldn't have a hard time.

**TeamCommando** · 04-21-20 19:38

Originally Posted by DatGuy58 [View Original Post]

Insert joke for the *****, the husband and the lesbian girlfriend, there has to be one out there somewhere.

Mommy, does this Barbie come with Ken?

No, Baby Girl, she comes with Star.

She just fakes it with Ken.

**TB1225** · 04-21-20 14:41

I had a hh with her for the first-time couple of weeks ago and it was great she was a bit late on getting back to me when I told her I was across the street at a 7/11 but she was freshly showered and wrapped in a towel when I entered and the headache relief was amazing and the multiple covered FS was very much worth the coinage and same story about the big topless dope boy outside the door because we ran a few minutes over he started banging on the door but she apologized and she asked if I wanted her to walk me to my car however I daid no need when I looked over the dopesick leech I realized he was more interested in his cut on the fee rather than anything to do with me. I am planning on seeing her again soon

Originally Posted by LuckyToo [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/49010765/

Decided to take a long trip after reading some reviews. Also lots of texting with confirmation picture from Kimberleigh. I arrived texting right to the extended Notel parking lot she was staying at, then nothing! GHOSTED! So I drove around the hotel and saw her smoking a cig with some topless Big guy in the doorway right next to her room. I'm sure it's her watch out. I can't speak about her performance but as far as reliability, respect and courtesyshe sucks! Maybe it is time for her to leave the game. She's probably got her fan club but I can't recommend.

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**NewDude411** · 04-21-20 12:45

I still haven't found the right girl. I called Kim and asked if she has a reliable person, she said she will keep and eye out. But she doesn't want to set me up with a fail so I'm just twiddling my thumbs waiting. Might just go see her until you guys get back to me. Please pm me or reply with some decent looking girls under 30 but older then 21. Prefer white girls not ghetto. And a decent location with decent donations.

**DatGuy58** · 04-20-20 21:25

Originally Posted by TeamCommando [View Original Post]

Naveah is HEAVEN spelled backwards is not her real name, as you might imagine. I haven't seen her but she's been around off and on for awhile. Was in STP last year and Tampa earlier this year. Used to advertise as "Jersey Shore Wh0re". My understanding is that she travels with her husband and a lesbian girlfriend. But that's just a rumor. Wouldn't matter a whit to me if I was giving it to her up the ass, which in her ads, she offers. The video is probably of her and hubby.

Insert joke for the *****, the husband and the lesbian girlfriend, there has to be one out there somewhere.

**NewDude411** · 04-20-20 01:09

Originally Posted by LuckyToo [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/49010765/

Decided to take a long trip after reading some reviews. Also lots of texting with confirmation picture from Kimberleigh. I arrived texting right to the extended Notel parking lot she was staying at, then nothing! GHOSTED! So I drove around the hotel and saw her smoking a cig with some topless Big guy in the doorway right next to her room. I'm sure it's her watch out. I can't speak about her performance but as far as reliability, respect and courtesyshe sucks! Maybe it is time for her to leave the game. She's probably got her fan club but I can't recommend.

She is why I made an account to post reviews. Has even referred me to some friends when not available. I'm kinda surprised. She didn't say why? Was there cops nearby, did you guys have a communication issue or did she straight up ghost.

**LuckyToo** · 04-19-20 21:18

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/49010765/

Decided to take a long trip after reading some reviews. Also lots of texting with confirmation picture from Kimberleigh. I arrived texting right to the extended Notel parking lot she was staying at, then nothing! GHOSTED! So I drove around the hotel and saw her smoking a cig with some topless Big guy in the doorway right next to her room. I'm sure it's her watch out. I can't speak about her performance but as far as reliability, respect and courtesy——she sucks! Maybe it is time for her to leave the game. She's probably got her fan club but I can't recommend.