Massage Parlor Reports

[OlGary]

Funny. All the little things we have to worry about to hide this hobby.

"Why do we have sex every day now?" not easy to explain to the wifey. And then she goes "Can we, please, have it less frequently?”

[NewGuy666]

Hong is looking attractive again. Stopped seeing her because of lackluster performance. But she picks up phone and had private location.

Is Hong open for business?

[Aimstraight]

The coffee too. I call out all those little expenses when my SO asks why I suddenly have more cash. No more coffee on the way to work, coffee at work, tips, lunch. Tell your SO you and your buddies take turns picking up coffee and lunch every week. Also tell her no shoe shines, no car washes, no after work drinks with co-workers, no misc work expense like giving money for b-day parties, promotions, funerals, retirements, etc.

I'm going to use these if ya don't mind.

[BoatDrinks]

Hong is looking attractive again. Stopped seeing her because of lackluster performance. But she picks up phone and had private location.

[Ridgid]

Less driving, less car repairs and maintenance costs, plus lower gas costs than before. Less eating out (Saving money and lousing weight). Working from home, no dry cleaning costs. I'm sure there are more.

I'm going to use these if ya don't mind.

[Yello Tail]

The bad news is, the wife is wondering where all the new money is from.

Less driving, less car repairs and maintenance costs, plus lower gas costs than before. Less eating out (Saving money and lousing weight). Working from home, no dry cleaning costs. I'm sure there are more.

[Bozscaggs]

You will have much more trouble explaining where it's all going, once everything re-opens.

In the checkbook and starts questioning where our money goes.

Oh darling get HJ and blowjobs at local AMP's then she files for divorce no from your pathetic ass LOL.

[HappyDave]

You will have much more trouble explaining where it's all going, once everything re-opens.

Been looking at sex dolls under 2 k. Spend that much mongering in one year.

[Spanker100]

The bad news is, the wife is wondering where all the new money is from.

You will have much more trouble explaining where it's all going, once everything re-opens.

[ClayMcCoy]

YGTBSM I'll stay with Mary Palm.

And her five sisters.

[JoeMuckInFutch]

Everything is possible now a days. Masturbation machine for less then an escort. (disregard the dildos).

https://www.jessky.com/updated-versi...ldo-p0122.html

YGTBSM I'll stay with Mary Palm.

[Big Head]

Everything is possible now a days. Masturbation machine for less then an escort. (disregard the dildos).

https://www.jessky.com/updated-versi...ldo-p0122.html

This is what our country needs during the shot own, not the stupid ventilators! This machine will restore your breathing in minutes!

-BH.

[MrBologna]

The bad news is, the wife is wondering where all the new money is from.

Take what you spend and put it aside. Then have a really really fun time when we can finally go out.

[MrBologna]

Everything is possible now a days. Masturbation machine for less then an escort. (disregard the dildos).

https://www.jessky.com/updated-versi...ldo-p0122.html

That thing looks like it could rip your dick off. LOL.

[Sounds]

The bad news is, the wife is wondering where all the new money is from.

Funny. All the little things we have to worry about to hide this hobby.