Massage Parlor Reports

[Datsurman]

Wash your hands, don't pick your nose, avoid large crowds in small spaces. Basically, operate like a semi-clean, half-way decent human being and you don't have a lot to worry about. Google rubratings if you're looking for MTs.

Oh I am definitely going to wait but I'm bored and am stuck at home and its kinda fun figuring out what's available. I think I want something a bit more intimate than just an half decent massage and a quick pop. B2 B or Nuru with a HJ sounds p dope. Attractiveness is also important to me. Don't know if that makes sense or helps.

[HanginBalls]

Was this by any chance Helen?

Sorry, but no. Not from the city.

On another note:

Went back to AMP lady to unload. Glared at me and said, "You expect it for free" "Last time freebie because I was horny. This time you call, you pay"! LOL! She said $$ and I cud fuk her. Came back with 1.5. She agreed on the condition that she cums first. I sais, " WTF"! She spins me around and screams," Look man. I haven't cum from dick in over two months"! I asked her how she gets off and she says," You don't worry about that" She spanks my ass and leads me to the bed. Jumps on top of me and my back cracked! Turns me over and massages me till pain subsides. Flips me over and sighs because my dick's not hard. She grumbles, " I suck your dick for two minutes then you fuck me, OK"? Drops my cock in her mouth and two minutes later gets me semi-hard. Sits up and says, " You fuck me now" Lays on her back spread eagled. Had trouble penetrating her so she moans and gets on top, grabs my dick, tickles my nuts and guides me in her. "Finally" she yells and starts riding me.

All in all great time. She had three orgasms. Odd thing is, on her third O she leaned in for a DFK. Her breath smelled like cum! After coaxing it out of her, she admitted of seeing someone just before me. I inquisitively asked her, " You let a guy cum in your mouth" She said, " Yes! For $$$ she'd let a gorilla cum in her mouth".

[SideTalker]

Where is this Helen from?

West river spa.

[UncleNutzy]

Anyone worth seeing at Pacifico? And by worth, I mean young and, well, not a mom LOL.

Julisa was always great, but I haven't seen her there in a while. Jasmine pretty top notch too IMHO.

[BluePillow]

Despite them not having the OPEN sign on and the shades are drawn. Give them a call and go to the back door.

Anyone worth seeing at Pacifico? And by worth, I mean young and, well, not a mom LOL.

[UncleNutzy]

Despite them not having the OPEN sign on and the shades are drawn. Give them a call and go to the back door.

[HanginBalls]

Was this by any chance Helen?

Where is this Helen from?

[PussyPoker]

On another note: anyone tried Ling Ling Spa in river forest?

Strictly self service. The two girls that were there giving HE got fired. New manager name Julie. Cute older lady. She called me twice to come in for a massage because they were slow. Both times she offered SS and I refused. I asked her why she did not do HE. She told me that she knows that she could make lots of money that way. Then she said that if she started with HJ that she may do more to make more money. So she said she did not want todo that. She is happy with the 10 or 15 dollar tip she gets for her massage.

PP.

[TJGeek]

Saw Elana at CLM. She was a fun person, but wanted $1 / $2 for BJ / FS. I tried her out, not worth it.

Her looks were okay.

Any more questions feel free to ask, thanks.

Does anyone have info on how much the other CLM girls charge for FS?

I've been there a few times and usually +100 or +150 for FS above entry fee.

[SideTalker]

So. I got a text from my 50 yr. Old AMP. Called her back and she said, " You the guy with the big # at % Negotiated to $ and was at her condo within the hour. I asked her, " Why me"? She said, " I trust you and you were nice. ". I was surprised when she leaned up and kissed me on the lips! She playfully pinched my cock and led me to her bedroom. I laid on the bed and she began typical AMP massage. Within ten minutes, she reached underneath and grabbed a handful. "Ahhhhh. You hard"! She said and asked me to flip. Lo and behold she was completely naked! I was stunned because usually she lifts her shirt and lowers her shorts for roaming. She laid on the side and simulated a b / j. She is really spitting on your dick while jacking you off. She was receptive to me shifting her hips and planting her ass in my face. I went down on her and she seemed to enjoy it. Her stroke pace quickened till lo and behold I felt what I thought was her tongue flicking the head of my cock! I snuck a peek underneath her ass and it was confirmed as I saw her tongue licking my shaft! I went back to her pussy occasionally rimming her. Then the ultimate feeling occurred! I felt her mouth engulf my rod! I took another peek and again confirmed!! She was going down vigorously!! I thought I heard her say something about "not cumming in her mouth. She reached around to spread her ass cheeks indicating me to resume oral on her. That got me excited and I started moaning. She released her mouth from my cock and vigorously stroked me. Then I heard, " Ohhh!! Ohhh! Shit!! Shit! I was cumming and cumming hard! She squeezed out the last of the remnants and turned around towards me. She looked mad! Her face was laminated and cum was drooling from her face! She leaned in and parted my lips with her. Then, I felt a rush of warm, sticky fluids run down my throat! She glared at me and laughed! She said," Next time you warn me when you're cumming".

Was this by any chance Helen?

[HanginBalls]

Not asking anyone to give up the name of their favorite -- that provider maybe you've come to trust enough to gonbareback with -- but is anyone seeing "their girl" during this shutdown? Maybe you're in position to invite her over. Or vice versa. Or she's got a key to the spa and has snuck you in the back door (so to speak. Any good stories?

So. I got a text from my 50 yr. Old AMP. Called her back and she said, " You the guy with the big # at % Negotiated to $ and was at her condo within the hour. I asked her, " Why me"? She said, " I trust you and you were nice. ". I was surprised when she leaned up and kissed me on the lips! She playfully pinched my cock and led me to her bedroom. I laid on the bed and she began typical AMP massage. Within ten minutes, she reached underneath and grabbed a handful. "Ahhhhh. You hard"! She said and asked me to flip. Lo and behold she was completely naked! I was stunned because usually she lifts her shirt and lowers her shorts for roaming. She laid on the side and simulated a b / j. She is really spitting on your dick while jacking you off. She was receptive to me shifting her hips and planting her ass in my face. I went down on her and she seemed to enjoy it. Her stroke pace quickened till lo and behold I felt what I thought was her tongue flicking the head of my cock! I snuck a peek underneath her ass and it was confirmed as I saw her tongue licking my shaft! I went back to her pussy occasionally rimming her. Then the ultimate feeling occurred! I felt her mouth engulf my rod! I took another peek and again confirmed!! She was going down vigorously!! I thought I heard her say something about "not cumming in her mouth. She reached around to spread her ass cheeks indicating me to resume oral on her. That got me excited and I started moaning. She released her mouth from my cock and vigorously stroked me. Then I heard, " Ohhh!! Ohhh! Shit!! Shit! I was cumming and cumming hard! She squeezed out the last of the remnants and turned around towards me. She looked mad! Her face was laminated and cum was drooling from her face! She leaned in and parted my lips with her. Then, I felt a rush of warm, sticky fluids run down my throat! She glared at me and laughed! She said," Next time you warn me when you're cumming".

[BluePillow]

Saw Elana at CLM. She was a fun person, but wanted $1 / $2 for BJ / FS. I tried her out, not worth it.

Her looks were okay.

Any more questions feel free to ask, thanks.

Does anyone have info on how much the other CLM girls charge for FS?

[SkeeterV]

Has CLM ever asked you guys for verification via I'd or Business Card? Not too sure if I'm comfortable sending my business card / I'd in to them LOL.

No but I was able to verify with them by providing other references.

[SideTalker]

Has CLM ever asked you guys for verification via I'd or Business Card? Not too sure if I'm comfortable sending my business card / I'd in to them LOL.

No but had to give them my name and employer.

On another note: anyone tried Ling Ling Spa in river forest?

[BluePillow]

Has CLM ever asked you guys for verification via I'd or Business Card? Not too sure if I'm comfortable sending my business card / I'd in to them LOL.