Massage Parlor Reports

**UncleNutzy** · 04-14-20 12:06

Despite them not having the OPEN sign on and the shades are drawn. Give them a call and go to the back door.

**HanginBalls** · 04-14-20 11:56

Originally Posted by SideTalker [View Original Post]

Was this by any chance Helen?

Where is this Helen from?

**PussyPoker** · 04-14-20 09:42

On another note: anyone tried Ling Ling Spa in river forest?

Strictly self service. The two girls that were there giving HE got fired. New manager name Julie. Cute older lady. She called me twice to come in for a massage because they were slow. Both times she offered SS and I refused. I asked her why she did not do HE. She told me that she knows that she could make lots of money that way. Then she said that if she started with HJ that she may do more to make more money. So she said she did not want todo that. She is happy with the 10 or 15 dollar tip she gets for her massage.

PP.

**TJGeek** · 04-13-20 21:46

Originally Posted by BluePillow [View Original Post]

Saw Elana at CLM. She was a fun person, but wanted $1 / $2 for BJ / FS. I tried her out, not worth it.

Her looks were okay.

Any more questions feel free to ask, thanks.

Does anyone have info on how much the other CLM girls charge for FS?

I've been there a few times and usually +100 or +150 for FS above entry fee.

**SideTalker** · 04-13-20 21:43

Originally Posted by HanginBalls [View Original Post]

So. I got a text from my 50 yr. Old AMP. Called her back and she said, " You the guy with the big # at % Negotiated to $ and was at her condo within the hour. I asked her, " Why me"? She said, " I trust you and you were nice. ". I was surprised when she leaned up and kissed me on the lips! She playfully pinched my cock and led me to her bedroom. I laid on the bed and she began typical AMP massage. Within ten minutes, she reached underneath and grabbed a handful. "Ahhhhh. You hard"! She said and asked me to flip. Lo and behold she was completely naked! I was stunned because usually she lifts her shirt and lowers her shorts for roaming. She laid on the side and simulated a b / j. She is really spitting on your dick while jacking you off. She was receptive to me shifting her hips and planting her ass in my face. I went down on her and she seemed to enjoy it. Her stroke pace quickened till lo and behold I felt what I thought was her tongue flicking the head of my cock! I snuck a peek underneath her ass and it was confirmed as I saw her tongue licking my shaft! I went back to her pussy occasionally rimming her. Then the ultimate feeling occurred! I felt her mouth engulf my rod! I took another peek and again confirmed!! She was going down vigorously!! I thought I heard her say something about "not cumming in her mouth. She reached around to spread her ass cheeks indicating me to resume oral on her. That got me excited and I started moaning. She released her mouth from my cock and vigorously stroked me. Then I heard, " Ohhh!! Ohhh! Shit!! Shit! I was cumming and cumming hard! She squeezed out the last of the remnants and turned around towards me. She looked mad! Her face was laminated and cum was drooling from her face! She leaned in and parted my lips with her. Then, I felt a rush of warm, sticky fluids run down my throat! She glared at me and laughed! She said," Next time you warn me when you're cumming".

Was this by any chance Helen?

**HanginBalls** · 04-13-20 18:58

Originally Posted by Biliator [View Original Post]

Not asking anyone to give up the name of their favorite -- that provider maybe you've come to trust enough to gonbareback with -- but is anyone seeing "their girl" during this shutdown? Maybe you're in position to invite her over. Or vice versa. Or she's got a key to the spa and has snuck you in the back door (so to speak. Any good stories?

So. I got a text from my 50 yr. Old AMP. Called her back and she said, " You the guy with the big # at % Negotiated to $ and was at her condo within the hour. I asked her, " Why me"? She said, " I trust you and you were nice. ". I was surprised when she leaned up and kissed me on the lips! She playfully pinched my cock and led me to her bedroom. I laid on the bed and she began typical AMP massage. Within ten minutes, she reached underneath and grabbed a handful. "Ahhhhh. You hard"! She said and asked me to flip. Lo and behold she was completely naked! I was stunned because usually she lifts her shirt and lowers her shorts for roaming. She laid on the side and simulated a b / j. She is really spitting on your dick while jacking you off. She was receptive to me shifting her hips and planting her ass in my face. I went down on her and she seemed to enjoy it. Her stroke pace quickened till lo and behold I felt what I thought was her tongue flicking the head of my cock! I snuck a peek underneath her ass and it was confirmed as I saw her tongue licking my shaft! I went back to her pussy occasionally rimming her. Then the ultimate feeling occurred! I felt her mouth engulf my rod! I took another peek and again confirmed!! She was going down vigorously!! I thought I heard her say something about "not cumming in her mouth. She reached around to spread her ass cheeks indicating me to resume oral on her. That got me excited and I started moaning. She released her mouth from my cock and vigorously stroked me. Then I heard, " Ohhh!! Ohhh! Shit!! Shit! I was cumming and cumming hard! She squeezed out the last of the remnants and turned around towards me. She looked mad! Her face was laminated and cum was drooling from her face! She leaned in and parted my lips with her. Then, I felt a rush of warm, sticky fluids run down my throat! She glared at me and laughed! She said," Next time you warn me when you're cumming".

**BluePillow** · 04-13-20 18:54

Saw Elana at CLM. She was a fun person, but wanted $1 / $2 for BJ / FS. I tried her out, not worth it.

Her looks were okay.

Any more questions feel free to ask, thanks.

Does anyone have info on how much the other CLM girls charge for FS?

**SkeeterV** · 04-13-20 18:51

Originally Posted by BluePillow [View Original Post]

Has CLM ever asked you guys for verification via I'd or Business Card? Not too sure if I'm comfortable sending my business card / I'd in to them LOL.

No but I was able to verify with them by providing other references.

**SideTalker** · 04-13-20 18:47

Originally Posted by BluePillow [View Original Post]

Has CLM ever asked you guys for verification via I'd or Business Card? Not too sure if I'm comfortable sending my business card / I'd in to them LOL.

No but had to give them my name and employer.

On another note: anyone tried Ling Ling Spa in river forest?

**BluePillow** · 04-13-20 16:07

Has CLM ever asked you guys for verification via I'd or Business Card? Not too sure if I'm comfortable sending my business card / I'd in to them LOL.

**Jinurso** · 04-12-20 00:48

Well I already posted my little two week adventure here. She's gone now and I've tried getting into the JOI scene with a couple of girls I know. It's sort of fun talking up sex with girls I've actually had sex with just not exactly the same. Mainly I've just been using the opportunity to dig through my archive of homemade porn and enjoy the old hits. Got enough material to keep me sane for about a month before I start getting risky.

I have this theory that maybe I can see a girl every two weeks and quarantine myself in between. I dunno I'm a little delusional right now.

Originally Posted by Biliator [View Original Post]

Not asking anyone to give up the name of their favorite -- that provider maybe you've come to trust enough to gonbareback with -- but is anyone seeing "their girl" during this shutdown? Maybe you're in position to invite her over. Or vice versa. Or she's got a key to the spa and has snuck you in the back door (so to speak. Any good stories?

**Biliator** · 04-11-20 22:04

Not asking anyone to give up the name of their favorite -- that provider maybe you've come to trust enough to gonbareback with -- but is anyone seeing "their girl" during this shutdown? Maybe you're in position to invite her over. Or vice versa. Or she's got a key to the spa and has snuck you in the back door (so to speak. Any good stories?

**BeepBopBoop** · 04-08-20 21:53

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

Suggest you wait a couple months given what's going on with Covid but what are you looking for? Just a HJ you can get an dozens if not hundreds of parlors or something more?

Oh I am definitely going to wait but I'm bored and am stuck at home and its kinda fun figuring out what's available. I think I want something a bit more intimate than just an half decent massage and a quick pop. B2 B or Nuru with a HJ sounds p dope. Attractiveness is also important to me. Don't know if that makes sense or helps.

**SmileySam** · 04-08-20 16:11

Originally Posted by BeepBopBoop [View Original Post]

Hey guys, I am interested in dipping my toes into the Happy Ending game. I've seen places like CLM and ECE pop a few times on various posts and they seem pretty legit. I was hoping someone could PM about how it all works and suggestions about how to keep myself safe and how to make the most of it. Definitely worried about the potential risks, but it sounds super hot. Thanks in advance

Read the forum posts. It's all there. Most places are closed. The ones open are taking serious precautions so you will probably not get great service. Not a good time to start this hobby.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 04-08-20 15:16

Originally Posted by BeepBopBoop [View Original Post]

Hey guys, I am interested in dipping my toes into the Happy Ending game. I've seen places like CLM and ECE pop a few times on various posts and they seem pretty legit. I was hoping someone could PM about how it all works and suggestions about how to keep myself safe and how to make the most of it. Definitely worried about the potential risks, but it sounds super hot. Thanks in advance.

Suggest you wait a couple months given what's going on with Covid but what are you looking for? Just a HJ you can get an dozens if not hundreds of parlors or something more?