Escort Reports

**Eric1975** · 04-14-20 14:39

Absolutely the worst hobby experience in my 6 + years. Total shithole of an apartment, I've been in some dumps before but this one tops them all. High as a kite totally out of it, paranoid. Other people in the place. Mouth so dry couldn't do BBBJ. Started arguing about if the $150 was for half hour or hour. Says she gets $250 an hour. Massive baby damage on tits and stomach. Was out of there before the shit hit the fan. Cut my losses, tried to beat her up the basement stairs and look for my $ and run , got scooped up by whoever was upstairs. Complete train wreck. AVOID AVOID AVOID.

**FatOldman69** · 04-14-20 13:49

Originally Posted by FatOldman69 [View Original Post]

I dreamed about another Nikki and it was a great dream! She was easy to set up a time with. The in call was a notel, the room clean and organized. She met me in a nice robe, with sexy bra and panties, under the robe. She greeted me with a hug and a kiss. We exchanged small talk as we undressed. We started with DATY and progressed to a terrific BBBJ! We continued to kiss and I went back for more of the DATY. We prepared for CFS, l couldn't go on with that. Her mouth was just too good and we finished with a slow BBBJ and I finished as she drained me completely, swallowing my load!

I have to rate her BJ a solid 10! I will be repeating this dream!

As for looks, she is a 7, no drug appearance and great teeth! She has baby damage and a little saggy, but a great MILF!

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...o/767544684673

Nikki has a new number, also she can't post it right now on STG. Message me iif you want it.

**ATW2020** · 04-14-20 13:40

Originally Posted by RayDonovan2000 [View Original Post]

Do a search on Japanese. There were reviews of her already.

Only comes up with massage stuff. Not her. Have a better link? And she never responded.

**MilTown151** · 04-14-20 13:28

Originally Posted by TimWatley1973 [View Original Post]

It's not quite that simple. First of all, the secret service most likely won't be showing up for one person passing counterfeit currency to a working girl. Local law enforcement would most likely pass that off to the local FBI field office and, if needed, they would involve Secret Service. But yes, Secret Service is ultimately responsible for monitoring the country's currency system. They aren't schlepping to West Allis because somebody ripped off an escort. In the end you're not going to get busted for passing counterfeit money, you'll be busted as a John.

Now, is it illegal to carry "funny money"? The answer is no. There are plenty of places you can buy "prop" money and it is perfectly legal to possess. If you knowingly try to pass this money as legal currency you have a problem. There are specific regulations as to the reproduction of US Currency on the Treasury's Bureau of Engraving and Printing website. It is unlawful to reproduce USA Currency in color to the exact size specification of a USA Note. You can make it a % larger or smaller and in black and white but don't make a 1:1 copy of a bill and dream about passing it. Print 1,000 bills like that and you'll be going to prison. There certainly is an element of intent. If you were stopped and questions and told a police officer that you keep a small wad of fake money in your back pocket to fool a would-be robber, I don't believe you will have a problem. Most they would do is either confiscate or tell you to keep it at home.

The last point, which is a valid one to make. IF you did pass fake money to an escort what is she going to do, call the cops? I'd be a lot more scared that her handler is in the parking lot with a gun. It's highly unlikely that she's calling a cop and saying "officer, we agreed that he would pay me $200 to fuck me and then gave me counterfeit money. " That's an admission to a crime and that's the first thing the police will take care of, booking her on prostitution. But she will call Bubba.

I work in a bar and we had it happen to us, they come and question to get a description of the person. Their other job besides protecting the president is they handle ALL counterfeit claims or incidents. We didn't catch it and turned it into the bank.

**Eddies Pickle** · 04-14-20 12:20

Originally Posted by Slugo [View Original Post]

One of my regulars told me that she got paid with funny money once. Guy came over for a 1. 5 hour session and really put her through the wringer. Thats a pretty shitty thing to do.

I agree, did it happen to be 3 $100 fake bills? The one I knew also was put threw the wringer but it was an ex co-worker at at motel, he had the nerve to ask to see her again and that he was sorry, a real dirt bag in my book.

**CharlieKane200** · 04-14-20 11:31

Originally Posted by TimWatley1973 [View Original Post]

Now, is it illegal to carry "funny money"? The answer is no. There are plenty of places you can buy "prop" money and it is perfectly legal to possess. If you knowingly try to pass this money as legal currency you have a problem. There are specific regulations as to the reproduction of US Currency on the Treasury's Bureau of Engraving and Printing website. It is unlawful to reproduce USA Currency in color to the exact size specification of a USA Note. You can make it a % larger or smaller and in black and white but don't make a 1:1 copy of a bill and dream about passing it.

Reminds me of a chapter from my past. I actually knew this guy back in the day:

https://www.love22.com/22bills.htm

A whack job for sure, but a lot of fun to hang with. They eventually found him not guilty of counterfeiting because you can't counterfeit a $22 bill as they don't exist. They got him on the obscure crime of illegally reproducing parts of US currency. Ah, sweet memories!

**MilwPussyHound** · 04-14-20 10:15

Originally Posted by VikingPride [View Original Post]

Little embarrassed to say this but it actually is pretty funny. Yes I've done this when I was young broke and kind of an asshole years ago. I actually used coloring paper money. Colored and altered it to resemble and somewhat feel like a Jackson in the dark. You could tell it wasn't real in the daylight. It did work a couple times. Not something I would do these days but yes I wish I would of had it for all the disrespectful lame duck girls that ever tried ripping me off or being just plain lazy.

I'm curious to hear what happened in those situations were it didn't work out. What did you do? What did the gal do?

**Stoker999** · 04-14-20 09:31

Originally Posted by BigTitLuver [View Original Post]

Hey guys. I searched here for numerous terms and nothing comes up on this so I'm asking if she looks familiar / know anything. I'm brand new so I don't have any info to let you guys in on or share, but for sure I will as I go. Here is the link - https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...t/157387303853.

Is this too goo to be true?

Thanks guys!

Rate is absurd. Weight in kg. STG is getting more of this crap. All phishing.

**Slugo** · 04-14-20 07:19

Originally Posted by MuffDiver17 [View Original Post]

We should all use funny money to pay SW, especially at night or a provider who's too messed up to notice LOL.

One of my regulars told me that she got paid with funny money once. Guy came over for a 1. 5 hour session and really put her through the wringer. Thats a pretty shitty thing to do.

**OldBear** · 04-14-20 03:33

Originally Posted by BigTitLuver [View Original Post]

Hey guys. I searched here for numerous terms and nothing comes up on this so I'm asking if she looks familiar / know anything. I'm brand new so I don't have any info to let you guys in on or share, but for sure I will as I go. Here is the link - https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...t/157387303853.

Is this too goo to be true?

Thanks guys!

Vague location information, artificially low rates and an out of the area phone number are all red flags.

**TimWatley1973** · 04-14-20 02:04

It's not quite that simple. First of all, the secret service most likely won't be showing up for one person passing counterfeit currency to a working girl. Local law enforcement would most likely pass that off to the local FBI field office and, if needed, they would involve Secret Service. But yes, Secret Service is ultimately responsible for monitoring the country's currency system. They aren't schlepping to West Allis because somebody ripped off an escort. In the end you're not going to get busted for passing counterfeit money, you'll be busted as a John.

Now, is it illegal to carry "funny money"? The answer is no. There are plenty of places you can buy "prop" money and it is perfectly legal to possess. If you knowingly try to pass this money as legal currency you have a problem. There are specific regulations as to the reproduction of US Currency on the Treasury's Bureau of Engraving and Printing website. It is unlawful to reproduce USA Currency in color to the exact size specification of a USA Note. You can make it a % larger or smaller and in black and white but don't make a 1:1 copy of a bill and dream about passing it. Print 1,000 bills like that and you'll be going to prison. There certainly is an element of intent. If you were stopped and questions and told a police officer that you keep a small wad of fake money in your back pocket to fool a would-be robber, I don't believe you will have a problem. Most they would do is either confiscate or tell you to keep it at home.

The last point, which is a valid one to make. IF you did pass fake money to an escort what is she going to do, call the cops? I'd be a lot more scared that her handler is in the parking lot with a gun. It's highly unlikely that she's calling a cop and saying "officer, we agreed that he would pay me $200 to fuck me and then gave me counterfeit money. " That's an admission to a crime and that's the first thing the police will take care of, booking her on prostitution. But she will call Bubba.

Originally Posted by MilTown151 [View Original Post]

Having fake money or being caught with it, is how you have the secret service show up. You don't want to get caught with it. It's an automatic felony and federal prison time.

**SlotHugger96** · 04-14-20 02:00

Originally Posted by KlewBlue777 [View Original Post]

After I got ripped off a few years ago I went on Amazon and bought $50 bills of stage money. The stuff looks and feels authentic except it says in fine print that's it's stage money. I always carry two envelopes of donations. One with the stage money and one with real money. If I ever feel that I'm about to get ripped off I will hand over the stage money and let her take off. I haven't had the chance to use that scheme yet since I have a couple of good regulars but you never know when a regular can become a thief. I'm always prepared to turn the tables and get the last laugh.

I'm just glad I'm not the only one who's thought of this. In times like these money is really important.

**KlewBlue777** · 04-14-20 01:23

Originally Posted by VikingPride [View Original Post]

Little embarrassed to say this but it actually is pretty funny. Yes I've done this when I was young broke and kind of an asshole years ago. I actually used coloring paper money. Colored and altered it to resemble and somewhat feel like a Jackson in the dark. You could tell it wasn't real in the daylight. It did work a couple times. Not something I would do these days but yes I wish I would of had it for all the disrespectful lame duck girls that ever tried ripping me off or being just plain lazy.

After I got ripped off a few years ago I went on Amazon and bought $50 bills of stage money. The stuff looks and feels authentic except it says in fine print that's it's stage money. I always carry two envelopes of donations. One with the stage money and one with real money. If I ever feel that I'm about to get ripped off I will hand over the stage money and let her take off. I haven't had the chance to use that scheme yet since I have a couple of good regulars but you never know when a regular can become a thief. I'm always prepared to turn the tables and get the last laugh.

**VikingPride** · 04-13-20 23:59

Originally Posted by MuffDiver17 [View Original Post]

We should all use funny money to pay SW, especially at night or a provider who's too messed up to notice LOL.

Little embarrassed to say this but it actually is pretty funny. Yes I've done this when I was young broke and kind of an asshole years ago. I actually used coloring paper money. Colored and altered it to resemble and somewhat feel like a Jackson in the dark. You could tell it wasn't real in the daylight. It did work a couple times. Not something I would do these days but yes I wish I would of had it for all the disrespectful lame duck girls that ever tried ripping me off or being just plain lazy.