Escort Reports

**Eddies Pickle** · 04-14-20 12:20

Originally Posted by Slugo [View Original Post]

One of my regulars told me that she got paid with funny money once. Guy came over for a 1. 5 hour session and really put her through the wringer. Thats a pretty shitty thing to do.

I agree, did it happen to be 3 $100 fake bills? The one I knew also was put threw the wringer but it was an ex co-worker at at motel, he had the nerve to ask to see her again and that he was sorry, a real dirt bag in my book.

**CharlieKane200** · 04-14-20 11:31

Originally Posted by TimWatley1973 [View Original Post]

Now, is it illegal to carry "funny money"? The answer is no. There are plenty of places you can buy "prop" money and it is perfectly legal to possess. If you knowingly try to pass this money as legal currency you have a problem. There are specific regulations as to the reproduction of US Currency on the Treasury's Bureau of Engraving and Printing website. It is unlawful to reproduce USA Currency in color to the exact size specification of a USA Note. You can make it a % larger or smaller and in black and white but don't make a 1:1 copy of a bill and dream about passing it.

Reminds me of a chapter from my past. I actually knew this guy back in the day:

https://www.love22.com/22bills.htm

A whack job for sure, but a lot of fun to hang with. They eventually found him not guilty of counterfeiting because you can't counterfeit a $22 bill as they don't exist. They got him on the obscure crime of illegally reproducing parts of US currency. Ah, sweet memories!

**MilwPussyHound** · 04-14-20 10:15

Originally Posted by VikingPride [View Original Post]

Little embarrassed to say this but it actually is pretty funny. Yes I've done this when I was young broke and kind of an asshole years ago. I actually used coloring paper money. Colored and altered it to resemble and somewhat feel like a Jackson in the dark. You could tell it wasn't real in the daylight. It did work a couple times. Not something I would do these days but yes I wish I would of had it for all the disrespectful lame duck girls that ever tried ripping me off or being just plain lazy.

I'm curious to hear what happened in those situations were it didn't work out. What did you do? What did the gal do?

**Stoker999** · 04-14-20 09:31

Originally Posted by BigTitLuver [View Original Post]

Hey guys. I searched here for numerous terms and nothing comes up on this so I'm asking if she looks familiar / know anything. I'm brand new so I don't have any info to let you guys in on or share, but for sure I will as I go. Here is the link - https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...t/157387303853.

Is this too goo to be true?

Thanks guys!

Rate is absurd. Weight in kg. STG is getting more of this crap. All phishing.

**Slugo** · 04-14-20 07:19

Originally Posted by MuffDiver17 [View Original Post]

We should all use funny money to pay SW, especially at night or a provider who's too messed up to notice LOL.

One of my regulars told me that she got paid with funny money once. Guy came over for a 1. 5 hour session and really put her through the wringer. Thats a pretty shitty thing to do.

**OldBear** · 04-14-20 03:33

Originally Posted by BigTitLuver [View Original Post]

Hey guys. I searched here for numerous terms and nothing comes up on this so I'm asking if she looks familiar / know anything. I'm brand new so I don't have any info to let you guys in on or share, but for sure I will as I go. Here is the link - https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...t/157387303853.

Is this too goo to be true?

Thanks guys!

Vague location information, artificially low rates and an out of the area phone number are all red flags.

**TimWatley1973** · 04-14-20 02:04

It's not quite that simple. First of all, the secret service most likely won't be showing up for one person passing counterfeit currency to a working girl. Local law enforcement would most likely pass that off to the local FBI field office and, if needed, they would involve Secret Service. But yes, Secret Service is ultimately responsible for monitoring the country's currency system. They aren't schlepping to West Allis because somebody ripped off an escort. In the end you're not going to get busted for passing counterfeit money, you'll be busted as a John.

Now, is it illegal to carry "funny money"? The answer is no. There are plenty of places you can buy "prop" money and it is perfectly legal to possess. If you knowingly try to pass this money as legal currency you have a problem. There are specific regulations as to the reproduction of US Currency on the Treasury's Bureau of Engraving and Printing website. It is unlawful to reproduce USA Currency in color to the exact size specification of a USA Note. You can make it a % larger or smaller and in black and white but don't make a 1:1 copy of a bill and dream about passing it. Print 1,000 bills like that and you'll be going to prison. There certainly is an element of intent. If you were stopped and questions and told a police officer that you keep a small wad of fake money in your back pocket to fool a would-be robber, I don't believe you will have a problem. Most they would do is either confiscate or tell you to keep it at home.

The last point, which is a valid one to make. IF you did pass fake money to an escort what is she going to do, call the cops? I'd be a lot more scared that her handler is in the parking lot with a gun. It's highly unlikely that she's calling a cop and saying "officer, we agreed that he would pay me $200 to fuck me and then gave me counterfeit money. " That's an admission to a crime and that's the first thing the police will take care of, booking her on prostitution. But she will call Bubba.

Originally Posted by MilTown151 [View Original Post]

Having fake money or being caught with it, is how you have the secret service show up. You don't want to get caught with it. It's an automatic felony and federal prison time.

**SlotHugger96** · 04-14-20 02:00

Originally Posted by KlewBlue777 [View Original Post]

After I got ripped off a few years ago I went on Amazon and bought $50 bills of stage money. The stuff looks and feels authentic except it says in fine print that's it's stage money. I always carry two envelopes of donations. One with the stage money and one with real money. If I ever feel that I'm about to get ripped off I will hand over the stage money and let her take off. I haven't had the chance to use that scheme yet since I have a couple of good regulars but you never know when a regular can become a thief. I'm always prepared to turn the tables and get the last laugh.

I'm just glad I'm not the only one who's thought of this. In times like these money is really important.

**KlewBlue777** · 04-14-20 01:23

Originally Posted by VikingPride [View Original Post]

Little embarrassed to say this but it actually is pretty funny. Yes I've done this when I was young broke and kind of an asshole years ago. I actually used coloring paper money. Colored and altered it to resemble and somewhat feel like a Jackson in the dark. You could tell it wasn't real in the daylight. It did work a couple times. Not something I would do these days but yes I wish I would of had it for all the disrespectful lame duck girls that ever tried ripping me off or being just plain lazy.

After I got ripped off a few years ago I went on Amazon and bought $50 bills of stage money. The stuff looks and feels authentic except it says in fine print that's it's stage money. I always carry two envelopes of donations. One with the stage money and one with real money. If I ever feel that I'm about to get ripped off I will hand over the stage money and let her take off. I haven't had the chance to use that scheme yet since I have a couple of good regulars but you never know when a regular can become a thief. I'm always prepared to turn the tables and get the last laugh.

**VikingPride** · 04-13-20 23:59

Originally Posted by MuffDiver17 [View Original Post]

We should all use funny money to pay SW, especially at night or a provider who's too messed up to notice LOL.

Little embarrassed to say this but it actually is pretty funny. Yes I've done this when I was young broke and kind of an asshole years ago. I actually used coloring paper money. Colored and altered it to resemble and somewhat feel like a Jackson in the dark. You could tell it wasn't real in the daylight. It did work a couple times. Not something I would do these days but yes I wish I would of had it for all the disrespectful lame duck girls that ever tried ripping me off or being just plain lazy.

**WizardOfAahs** · 04-13-20 22:21

Ads are 100% identical, except for the pictures. So hard to choose.

http://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/fe...c/790757319975

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...c/580376351092

**DaveDream** · 04-13-20 21:44

Wondering what you consider bargain budget wise? I asked about donations and she said 150 hhr. Asked about if she ran specials on certain days and she said 150 was firm. Now she has GPS.

Originally Posted by SlotHugger96 [View Original Post]

So I have been seeing her on and off for like 3 years now and honestly she's never disappointed. Not exactly GFE but it's worth seeing that tattoo just bounce up and down. For a body like that she is a bargain budget wise. She is also a squirter which is a bonus for some. She was shy at first but opens up after the first visit. She's legit.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/babyg...24992-39901850

On a another note. This has been bothering me for quite some time seeing as to which a lot of us have been victims to cash and dash, scammers. Has it ever occurred to anyone to go to these girls who will most likely rob you or run away with your $ to have fake $? Idk for as many times as we get duped, we might as well have the last laugh in the end right. Idk just a thought. Happy mongering.

**AsiaPhileJake1** · 04-13-20 21:32

Originally Posted by ATW2020 [View Original Post]

Happen to see this one? Looks legit and cute. Says Southside so would like to try.

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...e/459911998097

She is legit. Someone did a report not that long ago. I was texting with her over the weekend but never did hook up. I'm still a little gun shy with COVID -19.

**ManoDelRey** · 04-13-20 21:11

So this one popped up again. No clue as to why she pops up and disappears. Anyone know if she is a scammer?

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...2/863905723053

**ManoDelRey** · 04-13-20 21:11

Originally Posted by BigTitLuver [View Original Post]

Hey guys. I searched here for numerous terms and nothing comes up on this so I'm asking if she looks familiar / know anything. I'm brand new so I don't have any info to let you guys in on or share, but for sure I will as I go. Here is the link - https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...t/157387303853.

Is this too goo to be true?

Thanks guys!

Like what others said, way too good to be true. Women don't post ads like that. Look for those who actually offer rates.