Massage Parlor Reports

**Pelorus** · 04-03-20 08:23

I was able to schedule an appt yesterday with the lovely Layla, the second time in the last couple weeks. If you're freshly showered and virus symptom free, she'll give you specific directions on how to meet her. And, trust me, she is well worth seeing. Her place is squeaky clean and so is she. It goes without saying, the massage is outstanding and this old geezer always leaves with a smile on my face.

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

No Serenity is not open.

If a provider is advertising, call or text them.

**Star1967** · 04-02-20 23:11

Originally Posted by BashTheJohnson [View Original Post]

Not worth your time or money. Old pictures, been using them for years. She is closer to 50!! Heavier in person then the pictures. Think she is part of the group of providers that do the bait and switch in GR.

Thanks for the intel, Bash.

**MrHandy** · 04-02-20 18:50

Originally Posted by LoveTheLips [View Original Post]

Thanks for the review. She looks nice. What was the damage?

If I recall. 6 hr /. 4 tip. Perfect for what was offered.

**Benz1** · 04-02-20 15:47

Originally Posted by Darko9 [View Original Post]

Are these ladies (Layla) working out of Serenity still or a private location? Is there a back entrance or more discrete way other than the from door. Worries about being out and about and caught.

No Serenity is not open.

If a provider is advertising, call or text them.

**ChastD1959** · 04-02-20 15:21

Originally Posted by Darko9 [View Original Post]

Are these ladies (Layla) working out of Serenity still or a private location? Is there a back entrance or more discrete way other than the from door. Worries about being out and about and caught.

I haven't left my apartment in 9 days. Finally went out today to grocery shop. I was amazed at the amount of people out and about (Battle Creek). It looked like business as usual. I wouldn't worry about being "caught" unless you were doing something obvious like cruising the stroll.

**Darko9** · 04-02-20 14:20

Originally Posted by Randy2018 [View Original Post]

Serenity may be closed but layla is open if you're looking. Always worth it imo.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...n/363008443495

Are these ladies (Layla) working out of Serenity still or a private location? Is there a back entrance or more discrete way other than the from door. Worries about being out and about and caught.

**BashTheJohnson** · 04-02-20 12:26

Originally Posted by Star1967 [View Original Post]

Did a few searches in USA but cannot find recent info on this one. She looks familiar though. I'm waiting it out until 4/14 but wanted to do a little research in the meantime. Thanks in advance.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...r/331655572362

Not worth your time or money. Old pictures, been using them for years. She is closer to 50!! Heavier in person then the pictures. Think she is part of the group of providers that do the bait and switch in GR.

**Randy2018** · 04-02-20 10:25

Originally Posted by ServeTheCurve [View Original Post]

Had the chance to see Layla this week, been meaning to ever since I realized she was back at Serenity, much more convenient for me. Added bonus, sinks with hot water, antibacterial soap, plenty of fresh towels, and Ladies who take the extra time to make sure EVERYTHING is disinfected after each client, seemed to be a pretty thorough process.

And Layla, well she's Layla, hasn't changed much, those who have seen her know, those who haven't, do yourself a favor, she's a wild ride.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...n/255931555248

Serenity may be closed but layla is open if you're looking. Always worth it imo.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...n/363008443495

**Connskod** · 04-01-20 23:26

Originally Posted by Connskod [View Original Post]

I think you are going to be waiting much longer than 4/14. No way Whitmer is going to open up the state that early. Good luck.

This is what you are looking at for the earliest opening. Probably will be later. Good luck.

**DerickSaunders** · 04-01-20 22:52

Originally Posted by Arish [View Original Post]

For me the only screening question I have been asked is if I was friends with Benz. After getting a password from Benz the girls would see me.

And that is probably the best kept secret on here LOL. I'd honestly have no idea how to get that.

**FoolNMoney** · 04-01-20 19:06

Originally Posted by GRDiver [View Original Post]

True it is based on someone's opinion on whether or not the value is worth it but if a provider is offering 250 for a massage with no FS or other extras, a majority of us would say it's not worth it. The board is here for honest reviews so we can help the not so experienced lurkers out there. If a lurker sees what the going rate is and decides to go for the higher priced then that's their choice. However, we shouldn't pretend that these high rate GPS is the normal rate because then all the providers will raise their rates because we aren't informing newbies that this isn't the right prices. For gods sake if you're paying anything over 200 your cock better be in her mouth and pussy. No girl is ever worth that much just because she's "quality". You know what quality is? A girl that takes her time, cares about your needs, and doesn't over charge. I have taken a break from escorts / mps and went back to SA because that's where real quality is. I had 5 sugar baby dates the past week and total for all was 400 and I fucked all them multiple hours and they were between 21-24 with nicer bodies and tighter kitties than anyone in the escort / mp game. So don't say its quality when it's just overpriced pussy.

Newbie tip- Tip only what you think the service is worth. Don't fall for the minimum amount or up sell bullshit. Be ready to do it yourself and not tip. If you want to see high priced providers who don't put out then that's up to you but if you want to get your dick wet then check out an escort for a better deal.

Well said! And don't look now, but in kzoo and GR STG you can get a free mask with your overpriced pussy. So many things wrong here! But hey, if you make it to your 10th visit without getting the Kung Flu, you can pick a prize from the cookie jar! LOL. I am taking a break till all this blows over! Be smart and stay safe!

**Monger01** · 04-01-20 15:56

Originally Posted by MikeYepthatsm [View Original Post]

I'd pay extra for you to keep your shirt on but I bet you'd make good money now doing haircuts. I'm weeks overdo for one.

Pay extra to leave your shirt on. That's the funniest thing I've read here in a long time.

**Connskod** · 04-01-20 14:41

Originally Posted by Star1967 [View Original Post]

Did a few searches in USA but cannot find recent info on this one. She looks familiar though. I'm waiting it out until 4/14 but wanted to do a little research in the meantime. Thanks in advance.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...r/331655572362

I think you are going to be waiting much longer than 4/14. No way Whitmer is going to open up the state that early. Good luck.

**Fature** · 04-01-20 14:14

Originally Posted by Star1967 [View Original Post]

Did a few searches in USA but cannot find recent info on this one. She looks familiar though. I'm waiting it out until 4/14 but wanted to do a little research in the meantime. Thanks in advance.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...r/331655572362

This is for an agency and they post daily on all the STG cities. Also have been using the same damn pictures for years.

**Arish** · 04-01-20 13:50

Originally Posted by DerickSaunders [View Original Post]

I've always wondered, when ladies say they "screen all new clients" what exactly is that process? I'm sure it's different with each provider but what is the pretty standard way it's done? All this quarantine time at home has me pondering this question along with how busy this place has been the last week or so.

For me the only screening question I have been asked is if I was friends with Benz. After getting a password from Benz the girls would see me.