Rants and Raves

[Joesouncool]

I don't know about what other mongers are see / hearing out there but suddenly all the batshit crazy ladies are coming out of the woodwork. For example. I am on a call with a client scheduling some work and negotiating when I would be onsite. I get a text from one of my ex SB's. I mean one that I have not spoken with in probably 15 months, asking me to call her about an important issue. So I read the text and go back to focusing on my client. This is not a short call with my client, it ends after about 2. 5 hours. At that point I look and I have 5 more texts for this SB and 2 other ex SB's that were not even SB's more like 'one pump and dump' dates.

So I walkout side and call first SB. She is desperate for cash, because she is behind on her utilities and needs gas and food. Can she get some cash to help out, any amount will help. I point out to her that she broke it off because she felt unpaid for her time and what she was providing. So I point out she should ask her family or friends for cash, I am not sending anything. Then she goings nuts. Says she is knows where I live (she doesn't) and will show up and tell my wife I am cheating on her. I calming tell her, 'do what you have to do, if you think blackmailing me is going to do anything but get you jail time your wrong. ' Then its the pleading and if I get a hotel / motel / room somewhere she will take care of me for some financial help. I'm like, '*****, you just threaten me with blackmail, why would I ever go near you again?' So I hang up and delete her and my burner number.

The other two were along the same line. "We had a great time, help me out for some fun. ".

The times are getting crazy out there brothers, be cautious with who you are banging and who you banged. It will only get crazier as more jobs are lost and money gets tighter because the Stimulus funds are slow in coming.

Jim.

It's not just the girls going crazy. People are stressed. I've had two friends die of heart attacks in short order, boom and dropped dead on the spot. We've had some breakins in our real estate development. Nobody could remember a recent breakin. We caught one guy. He told the police that he just didn't want to go home to his wife. Thankfully, his wife came and picked him up. Had somebody threaten to call the police on our golf course because people we had people playing golf, it's allowed. The guy was belligerent.

People are stressed. It shows. It's important for everyone to stay calm and keep your head about you while everyone else is losing theirs.

Stay safe!

[Jims2321]

I don't know about what other mongers are see / hearing out there but suddenly all the batshit crazy ladies are coming out of the woodwork. For example. I am on a call with a client scheduling some work and negotiating when I would be onsite. I get a text from one of my ex SB's. I mean one that I have not spoken with in probably 15 months, asking me to call her about an important issue. So I read the text and go back to focusing on my client. This is not a short call with my client, it ends after about 2. 5 hours. At that point I look and I have 5 more texts for this SB and 2 other ex SB's that were not even SB's more like 'one pump and dump' dates.

So I walkout side and call first SB. She is desperate for cash, because she is behind on her utilities and needs gas and food. Can she get some cash to help out, any amount will help. I point out to her that she broke it off because she felt unpaid for her time and what she was providing. So I point out she should ask her family or friends for cash, I am not sending anything. Then she goings nuts. Says she is knows where I live (she doesn't) and will show up and tell my wife I am cheating on her. I calming tell her, 'do what you have to do, if you think blackmailing me is going to do anything but get you jail time your wrong. ' Then its the pleading and if I get a hotel / motel / room somewhere she will take care of me for some financial help. I'm like, '*****, you just threaten me with blackmail, why would I ever go near you again?' So I hang up and delete her and my burner number.

The other two were along the same line. "We had a great time, help me out for some fun. ".

The times are getting crazy out there brothers, be cautious with who you are banging and who you banged. It will only get crazier as more jobs are lost and money gets tighter because the Stimulus funds are slow in coming.

Jim.

[Effnonit]

I have never had any issues with her & have always had great service. Her negatives are her looks, she has gained some weight due to her cancer fight. I go for the BBBJ with the swallow, also if she is comfortable with you she will rim you. I'm into prostate play & will bring one of my toys with me & have her play with prostate & rim me, then finish with a BBBJ.

I been telling people she's not pretty. She looks older than her age posted. I respect people have preferences, but you honestly didn't miss anything at all. In addition to her being ugly, she's fake and does shady crap. You didn't lie brother. Glad people are starting to see that she's not worth going to see.

I'm not sure what people are seeing there. I mean, she's missing a breast, her ad mentions that her feet are in bad shape, and she doesn't seem to have eyebrows (I'm kinda missing why anyone would want that when there's other options available.

Trust me when I say this, you did NOT miss out on much not seeing Katie. Her pictures are NOT a true representation of what you will see. I saw her once based on reviews by some of her fans here but was not impressed with her looks. Her service was just ok.

Surprised to hear this about Katie. There was a time about a year ago that I saw her 3-4 times in a month. She was great then. I stopped going when I picked up the big "G" I had seen 3 other providers during that time too and was not sure so I stopped seeing them all.

Thanks for the feedback. I'm starting to be able to laugh about it thanks to my telling me to keep imagining my panicked run to the car as one of those scenes the old Benny Hill Show. And funny you should mention using a Google voice number to try to setup a new setup with Katie. I'll have a "Lucy holds the football for Charlie Brown at Thanksgiving" story about my effort in that regard coming to you soon.

I read all these posts and thought surely tossing in a couple spreadsheets and my two cents worth would surely make things better. So, here 'tis:

First, let's get the Newbie issue dealt with: Yes, Effnonit became a member of this Forum on December 31,2019, a mere 96 days ago (assuming this posts on 4/6/2020). This will be his 29th post, and he readily admits that two of the 28 posts under his belt (7% for those keeping score) are enthusiastic endorsements of Katie's BBBJ virtuosity ([u]2020-03-05 Check out Katie for white lightskin BBBJ with facial[ / you], post #11354; and [u]2020-02-20: Katie Does Indeed Stand Out[ / you], Post, #11185). The remaining 26 posts (93%) have ranged far and wide because that's what Effnonit had to say at the time he was effnonit. Effnonit appreciates the value of questioning gushing praise from a newbie directed at a specific provider when that is all the newbie is focused on or has to say. Read the 93% of Effnonit posts that have nothing to do with Katie and a reasonable person could easily conclude a lot of things (Effnonit's verbose, grammatically sloppy, often a bore, refers to himself in the third person like he POTUS himself, and even sometimes drifts off in mid sente. . .) . . . But a newbie Effnonit ain't.

Second, lets see the homework Effnonit did before deciding to have his first visit with Katie (and updated today in response to the current hubbub) : Attached should be images or something involving three different documents as follow:

(1) A Catalogue of every Katie Related Review(ish) Post in this thread between June-2019 and 14:49 today (April 5, 2020). Listed chronologically with the newest at the top, and only including posts indicating the author had some kind of firsthand knowledge of what they were talking about (I. E. , it excludes people asking questions or commenting on something where its obvious they have never met Katie themselves). The column labeled "Category" is my interpretation of the overall tenor of the specific post. The individual categories are described at the top of the next two documents.

(2) The Good to Good(ish) Posts Those parts of the all-inclusive list that had posts that met the "Good" criteria described at the top.

(3) The Bad to Bad(ish) Posts You get the point.

Ok, so whats Effnonit's point? Simple, really: everyone likes what they like, a lot of people don't like what others like, some people want one thing and could care less about something else, and versa visa. With all due respect to Kyrow and SgtSoros, the state of Katie's feet and whether her pictures are accurate do not concern Effnonit in the least because it has no bearing whatsoever on the enjoyment Effnonit gets from the services she provides him (specifically, concierge 5 star BBBJCIM and quirky companionship while he recovers for Round 2)). Likewise, the fact that Effnonit doesn't care should not in any way diminish the fact that Kyrow and SgtSoros do about what concerns them. Some people are after FS, some Greek, some BBBJ, some prostate play, some rim play, some probably something Effnonit doesn't really want to imagine. That's between them, their provider and the NSA recording the event. Effnonit focuses on getting his BBBJCIM, but his thoughts and desires do sometimes stray when Katie's behind comes into play. Katie's body may be heavier than some like, but it often stirs Effnonit's loins that's all he cares about. Simply put (for a change), who is Effnonit or anyone else to tell a monger that hasn't visited Katie whether they should or should not?

Parting thoughts To anyone who says I am biased toward Katie, I emphatically state: No Sh*t Sherlock. Why wouldn't I be? I had my first visit with her on January twentysomething, 2020, and I went into it with full knowledge of everything posted in this thread up to a couple days beforehand (I. E. , every post on the list from Jan. 14,2020 back to June 2, 2019). Guess what? Turns out some of what I had learned from those posts was spot on, a lot wasn't, and a lot maybe / maybe not. In the aftermath of that first visit I found it easy to conclude that for what I was after she was a great fit for me, and I was looking forward to the next visit. I've had a respectable number of "next visits" with Katie since then, and spent most of today with a bounce in my step as a result of the one I had this morning. Woman did me right. That's all I gots to say about that.

Okay, I'm done now. Thanks for listening. Let me have it.

01_Katie USASG Review Index (ALL) (04-05-2020)

02_Part 1_Katie USASG Reviews Good-Mix (ALL) (04-05-2020)

02_Part2_Katie USASG Reviews Good-Mix (ALL) (04-05-2020)

03_Katie USASG Reviews Bad-Mix (ALL) (04-05-2020)

[Effnonit]

Links aren't working, any others?

Not sure what's up with the links in the prior posts. . . They're coded just like ones worked for me in other posts. . . Anyway, these are coded just like the examples in the FAQ about posting images, except they link to the pics posted elsewhere on the web (the earlier links were my trying to upload to this site). If they don't work I'm giving up.

ButtonFly HazMattie https://i.pinimg.com/236x/1f/bb/12/1...610729fd8e.jpg.

2020 GFE Wear https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/03...3397971467.jpg.

[CuriousJorge]

Links aren't working, any others?

These links work in the "Preview Report" window. If they don't work here, f**k it (it wasn't worth this much effort).

ButtonFly HazMattie

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/atta...7&d=1585785353

2020 GFE Wear

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/atta...1&d=1585785353

[Leah Lynn]

[Deleted by Admin]

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

[Effnonit]

ButtonFly HazMattie http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/atta...1&d=1585766027

2020 GFE Wear http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/atta...1&d=1585766027

These links work in the "Preview Report" window. If they don't work here, f**k it (it wasn't worth this much effort).

ButtonFly HazMattie

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/atta...7&d=1585785353

2020 GFE Wear

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/atta...1&d=1585785353

[Effnonit]

Are a N95 mask, rubber gloves, and tyvec suit, w / junior sheathed in long condom enough?

ButtonFly HazMattie

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/atta...1&d=1585766027

2020 GFE Wear

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/atta...1&d=1585766027

[Doitritenow]

Are a N95 mask, rubber gloves, and tyvec suit, w / junior sheathed in long condom enough?

[Game Cock Too]

Obviously this is Iris. She has golden pussy syndrome

Taco, did you text Chanel from another phone pretending to be another client and question her tactics, and to share what info you read about her robbing people? If so, I now understand. She probably stopped responding to your original number. I thought that Eros verified providers. Maybe she was legit at one point. Regardless, your posted text message kinda supports your story more more than the other monger. Most of these ladies probably do not know that there's a board for sharing info, and she probably thought that losing one client wasn't a big deal (Hey, a quick $250 made in under one minute and she didn't even have to do anything? Jackpot).

Years ago I went to visit a provider, got to her room and paid a qv donation. She said that she needed to go to another room to give her friend money or get a condom. I can't remember exactly because it was so long ago. So she leaves the room and I'm sitting there waiting for her to come back. After about 5 minutes or more, I realized that she wasn't coming back. I peeked outside and ghost, but I'm still in the room, with her packed belongings, and her pimps Jordans, which became MY Jordans when I left. I actually tossed them in the trash at a nearby gas station. I never did receive a call or message asking "where did you go? If it wasn't a scam, she would've called back looking for me.

[WholeThang448]

You are a seriously troubled man. Guys like you are the reason so many of these women have no qualms about ripping us off. You give clients a bad name.

Bet they won't send you a dime at any time LOL.

[WholeThang448]

You are a seriously troubled man. Guys like you are the reason so many of these women have no qualms about ripping us off. You give clients a bad name.

I'm going to continue to give them the minimum. I could careless about any of these girls.

[CuriousJorge]

Your witticisms are hard to follow some times but I get ya LOL. Ultimately, what I don't like are simps out here putting simp like reviews (this is mainly for traveling mongers or uninformed mongers) then providers taking those reviews to post on their listings using them as "evidence of good / fair priced" service. That shit annoys me and Fucks it up for everyone in the game.

Thanks, CJ. After I submitted the original post it dawned on me that it relies to some degree on the assumption there is a certain level of solidarity amongst the Brotherhood. First time a provider offers some kind of freebie (the equivalent of pressing play on "I think we're alone now") everyone needs to stand still for this to work, it only takes a few Bendict Arnolds wanting to gyrate like it's 10 minutes into a 15 min qv to ruin the party for the rest of us. Not the best analogy but I thought of the flaw when I remembed this clip from Ted2:

Ted 2 Scene - "I Think We're Alone Now" Dance

[Effnonit]

I think most of the providers can put 2+2 together and figure out who you are. I've had one text me not long after a negative review. To her credit, this particular provider invited me back no charge in order to fix things, so there are positive aspects to providers knowing about it. I'm thinking people aren't so much concerned with retribution as they are having a flood of fake reviews hit the site. Although, to be fair, the ones that do creep in are pretty easy to spot.

I agree that trying to remain secret is a short term play at best, so I personally just assume everyone (including providers and my mom if she could get off Amazon long enough) is going to see everything I post and know I did it, so I better be ready to defend what I say whether it be here, in a motel room or at dinner with mom. I realize I haven't posted reviews yet (got a couple in the works and need to get on that) but I have posted in other forums and experienced some form of backlash (pouting, whining, sudden case of Aunt Flo after only 6-9 days since I unexpectedly got Greek thanks to auntie, etc.) from a not-to-happy-service-provider the next go round. Way I see it, that's proof that specific provider defines the GFE as including the kind of experiences that have kept me single 'lo these many years. Time to search for one with a definition only including the good sh*t.

And I also agree that fake reviews are a potential problem, as are other practices that can lead to what amounts to deceptive advertising (on the west coast a lot of providers offer discounts on the next visit from a guy that posts a favorable review). One thing I believe might help with the weeding out process is having a review index thread a thread that lists each provider that has been reviewed here and compiles links to those reviews. There was something like that on the west coast forum I participated in and it was real timesaver and great resource when it came time to research a potential new adventure. Unless I've completely missed something there's nothing like that here so basically every monger has to start from scratch (or be a member of the Sr. Member info sharing league, an August body to which I hereby tender my membership application).

I know you needled Kyrow a bit, and sometimes his enthusiasm gets the best of him, but I'm grateful for his posts. The volume of reports seems to have diminished greatly in the last few months. He's one of the few mongers here giving info. For us folks without a black book full of numbers and years of experience, this info is invaluable.

I appreciate Kyrow's posts as well, and tried to convey as much in my post (see below). Got to admit, though, that after re-reading my original post I can see how the jest part may get lost in the shuffle. Sometimes my fingers don't keep up with my brain and proofing only catches so much. I'll work on that, as well as posting those reviews I owe.

(hope every one ses the above was typed in pure jest and with nothing but pure envy and complete admiration for Kyrow's exploits. As a newby, I truly appreciate his and the other members who chose to give the finger to fiscal responsibility and instead boldly go where ever their lurid desires lead them (and compel them to come back and write it all up for us commoners) On a serious note, tho, I think I may be missing something about ladies having access in that it seems to me the only reason you'd have to worry about your favorite BBBJ provider goin' Lorena Bobbitt on you because of something you posted is that you told her your handle. .

[Barrytwins]

Gentlemen, why the hell are so many of you still paying full price? Do you not understand YOU are in control? These girls are hurting. A couple of my regulars are saying they arw seeing a quarter of the guys now. Take advantage of the situation! Call them, make them an offer, let them counter them you make a counter. Is it 100%, of course not but when I have someone who tells me 300 and an hour later she calls me and tells me she'll meet for 50, that's a win. Don't be desperate and take control. Use these idiot "dating" sites. Tagged is a gold mine. I have a girl I pick up (10 minutes from my house) and take to work (5 minutes from my house) and she blows me. She even gave her sister and her friend my info. Yeah, I'll drop you off at Walmart if I'm not busy for a BBBJCIM. Just be smart. I'm done.