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  1. #8954

    That's racist

    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeMason  [View Original Post]
    Oh, now I see. It's clear as day, and I can't imagine why I didn't realize it much earlier.

    I now understand why you spend so much time on OBT. You're keeping an eye on your little sister, aren't you? She's a streetwalker, isn't she?

    And I see where you get your handle now, OriginalSin. You fuck you very own little sister, don't you? Of course with that tongue, I guess she's really hard to resist, isn't she?

    So why are you complaining about expensive pussy? Your sister doesn't charge you when you butt-fuck her, does she? But she probably does charge you extra when you pull it out and put it in her mouth, doesn't she? Well knowing you, you negotiated a good price though by agreeing to french kiss her afterwords, didn't you?

    I bet you charge you friends to watch you fuck your little sister, don't you? And since you know your friends also like cheap pussy, you let them fuck your little sister for free, don't you?

    You are one sick little puppy.
    You automatically assume that if he had a sister working on the trail she was black?? Wow! You're a racist son-of-a-biatch! What a lame comeback!

  2. #8953
    Quote Originally Posted by TrollingObt  [View Original Post]
    You've taken stupidity to a whole new level. You don't know the meaning of the word, but then again I'm betting you don't know the meaning of most words. You're obviously too stupid to even use a dictionary correctly.

    Troll. Carefully and systematically search an area for something.

    TrollingOBT would make sense to any person with more than one brain cell. I wouldn't be surprised if your one brain cell is fighting for dominance. A fight it's bound to lose.
    You give him too much credit. The only 2 brain cells he's got don't even know what's going on!! 😂 😂.

  3. #8952

    Lmao

    Quote Originally Posted by OriginalSin  [View Original Post]
    Buddy you got issues. Why are you searching the net for a doll? LMAO!! What a loser! That would sure help you out, since you're looking to spend lots of money on that "quality woman!" LMAO! You and your butt-buddy YMMV can split the cost and you guys can have the very best pussy you ever had!!

    Fucking weirdo! Go get some help pal, you need it!
    That's just awesome!! I bet these 2 weirdo's actually have dolls!! Hey Georgey....did you spend the most money to get a "quality doll?" HaHAAHaHaHAAHaHAHa 😂 😂 😂.

  4. #8951

    You must be an expert

    Quote Originally Posted by Ymmv1515  [View Original Post]
    Just the perfect companionship for Fuglies. Just make she comes with track marks and a crack pipe.
    You and your butt-buddy Georgey seem to know a lot about the trail! LOL I bet you both spend time with your dolls in your tree house LMAO!! LOSERS!!

  5. #8950
    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeMason  [View Original Post]
    Well, you're going to have to change your handle because you won't be trolling OBT anymore. The Swamp has been drained!

    The "Swamp" is an area (OBT) of unprotected (no condoms required) wetlands (freshly bareback-fucked pussies). Cheapskate mongers breed in the wetlands like mosquitoes; they eagerly spawn in them cheap, nasty pussies!

    "Drain the Swamp" means to get rid of these disease-carrying mosquitoes. The Swamp is a breeding ground for crime and discontent. Figuratively speaking, "Drain the Swamp" means to exterminate something that is harmful, or anything that most people hate.

    To allow the Swamp to continue to exist would be akin to emptying the foul contents of one's rectum into public drinking water, or akin to the act of performing cunnilingus on a woman during her period. Either way, a nasty business to be sure!

    We have performed an important Public Service here by unmasking these despicable mongers and, in doing so, have drained the Swamp once and for all!

    Any talk to the contrary is just Fake News!
    I get tested regularly and in seven years (3 in Orlando) I've never tested positive for anything. I see OBT girls and UTR / Advertised girls. The difference is that for $250 I can have 24 hours with her while you pay that per hour (if you really do see girls and don't just hang out in the trap). A girl that has dates scheduled every hour is about the same risk for transmitting something as a girl that is out for hours trying to get a date on the street.

    Anyone with half a brain knows what girls to avoid on the streets. I doubt you could measure up to a half brain so keep on doing what you do. Have no fear, you can't catch anything from your own hands.

  6. #8949

    TrollingOBT?

    Quote Originally Posted by TrollingObt  [View Original Post]
    You've taken stupidity to a whole new level. You don't know the meaning of the word, but then again I'm betting you don't know the meaning of most words. You're obviously too stupid to even use a dictionary correctly.

    Troll. Carefully and systematically search an area for something.

    TrollingOBT would make sense to any person with more than one brain cell. I wouldn't be surprised if your one brain cell is fighting for dominance. A fight it's bound to lose.
    Well, you're going to have to change your handle because you won't be trolling OBT anymore. The Swamp has been drained!

    The "Swamp" is an area (OBT) of unprotected (no condoms required) wetlands (freshly bareback-fucked pussies). Cheapskate mongers breed in the wetlands like mosquitoes; they eagerly spawn in them cheap, nasty pussies!

    "Drain the Swamp" means to get rid of these disease-carrying mosquitoes. The Swamp is a breeding ground for crime and discontent. Figuratively speaking, "Drain the Swamp" means to exterminate something that is harmful, or anything that most people hate.

    To allow the Swamp to continue to exist would be akin to emptying the foul contents of one's rectum into public drinking water, or akin to the act of performing cunnilingus on a woman during her period. Either way, a nasty business to be sure!

    We have performed an important Public Service here by unmasking these despicable mongers and, in doing so, have drained the Swamp once and for all!

    Any talk to the contrary is just Fake News!

  7. #8948
    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeMason  [View Original Post]
    In case you missed it, someone left a message for you regarding your previous post.

    http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4718076

    But what I want to know is where in the hell did you get your handle, TrollingOBT? Below is the definition of a "Troll".

    TROLL: noun, a very real, sewer-dwelling being observed on OBT as either a giant (douche) or a dwarf, typically having a very ugly appearance (in other words, "fugly") and a very tiny penis.

    Since you are such a narcissist, you must have felt that description fit you to a "T".

    ROTF LMFAO!
    You've taken stupidity to a whole new level. You don't know the meaning of the word, but then again I'm betting you don't know the meaning of most words. You're obviously too stupid to even use a dictionary correctly.

    Troll. Carefully and systematically search an area for something.

    TrollingOBT would make sense to any person with more than one brain cell. I wouldn't be surprised if your one brain cell is fighting for dominance. A fight it's bound to lose.

  8. #8947

    Mission accomplished

    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeMason  [View Original Post]
    In case you missed it, someone left a message for you regarding your previous post.

    http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4718076

    But what I want to know is where in the hell did you get your handle, TrollingOBT? Below is the definition of a "Troll".

    TROLL: noun, a very real, sewer-dwelling being observed on OBT as either a giant (douche) or a dwarf, typically having a very ugly appearance (in other words, "fugly") and a very tiny penis.

    Since you are such a narcissist, you must have felt that description fit you to a "T".

    ROTF LMFAO!
    The swamp has been drained LMFAO! We just had to give a little more time. The truth came to light the troll blew the fuglies cover! I rather be two peas in a pod; than turds in a cesspool.

    LMFAO! Ugly as sin.

  9. #8946

    Really?

    Quote Originally Posted by DC248  [View Original Post]
    Don't forget the USB powered vagina warmer.
    Dude, that's too damn funny! A USB powered vagina warmer! Awesome!

  10. #8945
    Senior Member


    Posts: 245
    Quote Originally Posted by VincentGambini  [View Original Post]
    Sex dolls
    Apparently all holes are available! From their website: The vagina, anus and oral cavities of these dolls are rubbed and tight. The elasticity and touch of the material is very similar to human flesh. The dotted pattern in the orifice walls stimulates and produces the same pleasure and feeling as a real vagina. The oral hole and the anus have the same dotted pattern.

    That's good stuff! And you don't even have to notify her in advance of the "date"!
    Don't forget the USB powered vagina warmer.

  11. #8944
    Senior Member


    Posts: 245
    Quote Originally Posted by BirdWatching  [View Original Post]
    Does she do Greek?
    Depends how much you like doing extra work. The vagina is removable for washing, the slot-B is not.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails download.jpg‎  

  12. #8943

    The Troll

    Quote Originally Posted by TrollingObt  [View Original Post]
    So basically you have the same relationship with your doll that Ymmv1515 and GeorgeMason have with each other.
    In case you missed it, someone left a message for you regarding your previous post.

    http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4718076

    But what I want to know is where in the hell did you get your handle, TrollingOBT? Below is the definition of a "Troll".

    TROLL: noun, a very real, sewer-dwelling being observed on OBT as either a giant (douche) or a dwarf, typically having a very ugly appearance (in other words, "fugly") and a very tiny penis.

    Since you are such a narcissist, you must have felt that description fit you to a "T".

    ROTF LMFAO!
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails troll1.jpg‎   troll2.jpg‎   troll3.jpg‎  

  13. #8942

    Sex dolls

    Quote Originally Posted by BirdWatching  [View Original Post]
    Does she do Greek?
    Apparently all holes are available! From their website: The vagina, anus and oral cavities of these dolls are rubbed and tight. The elasticity and touch of the material is very similar to human flesh. The dotted pattern in the orifice walls stimulates and produces the same pleasure and feeling as a real vagina. The oral hole and the anus have the same dotted pattern.

    That's good stuff! And you don't even have to notify her in advance of the "date"!

  14. #8941
    Quote Originally Posted by DC248  [View Original Post]
    Hey man, don't knock it 'til you've tried it. I have no regrets. It's like having your very own pornstar in your closet (but with a better personality).

    And for all you haters who immediately start pounding on your keyboards "You're a loser DC! A real man fucks real women not dolls!" You're missing the big picture. You don't have to completely give up real women if you don't want to. Why not pay a hooker to come over and do unspeakable things with you AND your sex doll.

    In the future I plan on doing some photo shoots with providers and my new doll, should be fun! But in the meantime I'll be barebacking my coronavirus free doll for the foreseeable future
    Does she do Greek?

  15. #8940
    Quote Originally Posted by DC248  [View Original Post]
    Actually, I just shove my hand up her ass and make her talk like a sock puppet.
    So basically you have the same relationship with your doll that Ymmv1515 and GeorgeMason have with each other.

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