Massage Parlor Reports

**Minnanon** · 03-25-20 15:43

Originally Posted by BackToTheWall [View Original Post]

Cookie jar?

I'm more interested to find out what in tarnation the inflatable black thing pictured on the floor is. Looks like some kind of HazMaz spill containment device.

I've visited Blonde25 before and she's great, but I can't figure out how the emergency berm-kit comes into play.

Second picture here: https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/blonde25/838331048614

So hazardous liquid containment is a pretty good guess.

**BackToTheWall** · 03-25-20 14:36

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

Her ad talks about the cookie jar. Any idea what that is all about and what is in the jar?

Cookie jar?

I'm more interested to find out what in tarnation the inflatable black thing pictured on the floor is. Looks like some kind of HazMaz spill containment device.

I've visited Blonde25 before and she's great, but I can't figure out how the emergency berm-kit comes into play.

Second picture here: https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/blonde25/838331048614

**Gene2** · 03-25-20 13:57

Originally Posted by SlippingDog [View Original Post]

Date: 3-23-2020.

Provider Name: Blonde25.

Length of Appointment: 1 hr Nuru

Hourly Rate: 250 Nuru.

Total Paid 250.

FBSM and Nuru with HE.

Started out stomach on massage table, ended on back on nuru mat.

I know massage is not for everyone, I like them and had fun.

FS not available works for me. See add.

No signs of drug use.

Facility was tidy and clean. Private with easy access.

Yes this is my second review on here.

I have been around since Hotwoods, scorps and EV boards.

For those who were around back than, I war an associate of Torco.

I hope this review helps.

Have a great day.

Thanks for review.

What makes the Nuru so much more valuable?

**GRDiver** · 03-25-20 12:15

Originally Posted by Monger01 [View Original Post]

For 250 I hope a hell of a lot of cookies!

I think it's like a prize cookie jar. Stopped seeing her but I doubt anything is worth 250 from that jar LOL.

**FoolNMoney** · 03-25-20 11:28

Originally Posted by Monger01 [View Original Post]

For 250 I hope a hell of a lot of cookies!

And some good laughs, all the way to her bank.

**Monger01** · 03-25-20 11:23

For 250 I hope a hell of a lot of cookies!

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

Her ad talks about the cookie jar. Any idea what that is all about and what is in the jar?

**Moonglow913** · 03-25-20 09:07

Originally Posted by SlippingDog [View Original Post]

Date: 3-23-2020.

Provider Name: Blonde25.

Email Address:

Website: https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...5/838331048614.

Her ad talks about the cookie jar. Any idea what that is all about and what is in the jar?

**FoolNMoney** · 03-25-20 01:04

Originally Posted by LoveTheLips [View Original Post]

Gulp! $250 for a body slide that only ended in an HE? I sure hope that there was at least a lot of fiv and daty if not a BJ.

Nice review, never seen her, saw her ads, not FS so not my thing! Prefer more bang for buck, if that's your thing cool but 250 nah.

**GRDiver** · 03-24-20 21:51

Originally Posted by LoveTheLips [View Original Post]

Gulp! $250 for a body slide that only ended in an HE? I sure hope that there was at least a lot of fiv and daty if not a BJ.

I am going to say not even close. If I know Brittany and the way she is I would say no. I saw her frequently back when she first started in that little place near the zoo and she's always pushed things right to before FS or BJ and that's where it ended. She did quote me back then she would do FS with me for 300 since I was a regular and even then I said no. God forbid what she's charging for that now. I know that she's been looking for a sugar daddy but with the GPS she has now you better be in the millionaire club to fuck that pussy.

**Love The Lips** · 03-24-20 21:09

Originally Posted by SlippingDog [View Original Post]

Date: 3-23-2020.

Provider Name: Blonde25.

Email Address:

Website: https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...5/838331048614.

Phone: see website.

Where (City, State): Grand Rapids area.

Incall / Outcall: incall.

Agency / Indy: indy.

Length of Appointment: 1 hr Nuru.

Hourly Rate: 250 Nuru.

Total Paid 250.

Age: 28.

Body Features: see website; A little thicker than a spinner in a great way. Very tight body.

Hair Color and Length: Blonde put up.

On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the best.

This is very subjective IE first meeting.

Communication: 10 Text for most of it.

Appearance: 9.

Skills: 8.

Attitude: 10.

Overall Appointment: 9. 5.

Did the appointment start on time? Yes.

Did the appointment last the full scheduled time? Yes.

Were there any attempts at upselling? No.

Was the description accurate? Yes.

Were any pictures accurate? Yes they are her.

Would you recommend this SP? Yes.

Comments:

This was a first meeting. It was not awkward in anyway.

She is very easy on the eyes.

Former dancer.

FBSM and Nuru with HE.

Started out stomach on massage table, ended on back on nuru mat.

I know massage is not for everyone, I like them and had fun.

FS not available works for me. See add.

No signs of drug use.

Facility was tidy and clean. Private with easy access.

Yes this is my second review on here.

I have been around since Hotwoods, scorps and EV boards.

For those who were around back than, I war an associate of Torco.

I hope this review helps.

Have a great day.

Gulp! $250 for a body slide that only ended in an HE? I sure hope that there was at least a lot of fiv and daty if not a BJ.

**FoolNMoney** · 03-24-20 19:52

Originally Posted by GRDiver [View Original Post]

Exactly! But then again they arent all business savvy rather just wanting to make the most money and do as little work as possible. It's the millennial thinking. I get so much joy in watching girls get mad when they try to upsell them and I gladly pass and give no tip. I am sticking to my regulars who know the value of having a steady flow of income instead of one big client every week. There are going to be more ads before you know it and guess what the girls who do this to make money for food and family rather than drugs are going to work with you on pricing while giving great service. Save your money for these ladies and not the overpriced shitty service that alot of people seem to be getting these days.

True. To each their own, everyone has their own interpretation of what they feel is good service, don't ever forget it's never about you but about the money. They love the money more than themselves or their own. Self. Some want $ for a hh for the same crap time after time. No FS, mood swings all over the place (usually caused by candy), mad if they have to work a little, you can tell the ones on the candy by how clammy they get if they have to put effort in. GPS or whatever, if someone wants to drop nearly $$ on that well I guess that's your thing. I will take the girl who understands how to keep you coming back and treats you like a king for that half hour to hour for way less, every day!

**SlippingDog** · 03-24-20 19:03

Date: 3-23-2020.

Provider Name: Blonde25.

Email Address:

Website: https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...5/838331048614.

Phone: see website.

Where (City, State): Grand Rapids area.

Incall / Outcall: incall.

Agency / Indy: indy.

Length of Appointment: 1 hr Nuru.

Hourly Rate: 250 Nuru.

Total Paid 250.

Age: 28.

Body Features: see website; A little thicker than a spinner in a great way. Very tight body.

Hair Color and Length: Blonde put up.

On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the best.

This is very subjective IE first meeting.

Communication: 10 Text for most of it.

Appearance: 9.

Skills: 8.

Attitude: 10.

Overall Appointment: 9. 5.

Did the appointment start on time? Yes.

Did the appointment last the full scheduled time? Yes.

Were there any attempts at upselling? No.

Was the description accurate? Yes.

Were any pictures accurate? Yes they are her.

Would you recommend this SP? Yes.

Comments:

This was a first meeting. It was not awkward in anyway.

She is very easy on the eyes.

Former dancer.

FBSM and Nuru with HE.

Started out stomach on massage table, ended on back on nuru mat.

I know massage is not for everyone, I like them and had fun.

FS not available works for me. See add.

No signs of drug use.

Facility was tidy and clean. Private with easy access.

Yes this is my second review on here.

I have been around since Hotwoods, scorps and EV boards.

For those who were around back than, I war an associate of Torco.

I hope this review helps.

Have a great day.

**GRDiver** · 03-24-20 12:28

Originally Posted by FoolNMoney [View Original Post]

Guess we'll see how well they understand the market and who needs who or what worse! Especially during a time when they should be dialing it back or just plain shutting it down! I see more ads and more frequently. Whoever controls the cash controls the market. Prices will have to come down or they will feel it right in the purse.

Exactly! But then again they arent all business savvy rather just wanting to make the most money and do as little work as possible. It's the millennial thinking. I get so much joy in watching girls get mad when they try to upsell them and I gladly pass and give no tip. I am sticking to my regulars who know the value of having a steady flow of income instead of one big client every week. There are going to be more ads before you know it and guess what the girls who do this to make money for food and family rather than drugs are going to work with you on pricing while giving great service. Save your money for these ladies and not the overpriced shitty service that alot of people seem to be getting these days.

**FoolNMoney** · 03-24-20 07:34

Originally Posted by GRDiver [View Original Post]

Agreed. No sympathy on my end either. When there's a minimum tip or up sell left or right and not even a decent massage or anything worth the up sell. Let's see if their gouging tactics made it worth it or maybe they should have just go back to the quality over up sell.

Guess we'll see how well they understand the market and who needs who or what worse! Especially during a time when they should be dialing it back or just plain shutting it down! I see more ads and more frequently. Whoever controls the cash controls the market. Prices will have to come down or they will feel it right in the purse.

**JamesTheSloth** · 03-23-20 02:41

Originally Posted by MidMichGeezer [View Original Post]

I don't like her either, BUT she is only doing what every other governor is doing. Six states just went into lockdown. Not exactly what that means but I am sure we will find out soon. This is not going to go away anytime in the near future, expect months minimum. Everybody follow guidelines. BTW, I just saved 100% of my mongering money by switching to DIM, Doing It Myself. Be safe never meant more than it does now.

With economy like this, just save the money for a rainy day. Who knows who else will be the next one that has to be closed.