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[Markssmrk]

Any chick on HX posting professional quality pics of them standing next to Lambos, yachts, and the balcony of penthouses in LA and NY screams GPS and pain-in-the-ass for me. Long on cost, perception, and image, but super short on actual service. I avoid these chicks like the Kung Flu. Not surprised at all with your review of her.

-Steak.

Is she eastern european? Russian, Czech or?

Steak I knew what I was getting myself into but curiosity got the best of me. It's bonus season and I'll be working from home for the next few weeks so I'll have plenty of time to make bad decisions. Hapa she's just your run of the mill white girl, they're all the same to me. I just wanted to get the snow bunny stereotype off my to do list. I've only been in LA a few months I still have a lot of things to check off my list. Next I'm going to try vipkimmy to get the Instagram model / khardasian type girl checked off my list. If anyone has any info on her please share. I'm also looking for a good bimbo, thin blonde chick with cartoonishly large tits if anyone has any recommendations.

[HapaBoy86]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/jessicataylorla

Saw this one recently. Pretty much a waste of time. She's been posting very frequently over the last week or so. Looking at my subscription to her she's posted 87 updates in the last 4 days. She's a model and my guess is because of the current panic about people's health her work is slowing up. But now on to the actual details the thing that attracted me was her wide open menu she pretty much offers everything but greek and has a long list of things she's open to at a reasonable rate. So I decided to go see her. She stays in a massive apartment complex on the far west side and the parking situation is non existent. She also has no suggestions for where you can park. Her apartment is a mess. The bathroom was disgusting. The last thing I expected from a "playboy model". On to the act, she starts with a very mediocre BBBJ with some generic dirty talk. And we then move to try her on top and then mish. It doesn't work. She complains The size is too much for her and it's hurting. So I ask her to get on her knees and blow me so I can go. BJ was so lazy and weak I just jerked myself into her mouth to end it. Gathered my things and left. Needless to say I will never repeat. I don't think she's a bad provider we just were a really bad match. I could see how some guys would like her type. She's just not mine.

Is she eastern european? Russian, Czech or?

[HaveFun2020]

Body is nice, face not so much.

Don't ask via pm but BBFS has been default with me.

Any recent info on UpperEchelon?

[Dakegg]

She is indeed "worth it".

Girls this hot shouldn't even be wasting their time on hx LOL.

She's not that hot, bro.

[CoryBekem]

So first clue that she might be a flake would have been in the "I have a Dream" section where she writes she wants to get her hair degree in Meteorology!!

At the time I thought me she was just being Goofy, not actually crazy.

[SteakTartare]

Any chick on HX posting professional quality pics of them standing next to Lambos, yachts, and the balcony of penthouses in LA and NY screams GPS and pain-in-the-ass for me. Long on cost, perception, and image, but super short on actual service. I avoid these chicks like the Kung Flu. Not surprised at all with your review of her.

-Steak.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/jessicataylorla

Saw this one recently. Pretty much a waste of time. She's been posting very frequently over the last week or so. Looking at my subscription to her she's posted 87 updates in the last 4 days. She's a model and my guess is because of the current panic about people's health her work is slowing up. But now on to the actual details the thing that attracted me was her wide open menu she pretty much offers everything but greek and has a long list of things she's open to at a reasonable rate. So I decided to go see her. She stays in a massive apartment complex on the far west side and the parking situation is non existent. She also has no suggestions for where you can park. Her apartment is a mess. The bathroom was disgusting. The last thing I expected from a "playboy model". On to the act, she starts with a very mediocre BBBJ with some generic dirty talk. And we then move to try her on top and then mish. It doesn't work. She complains The size is too much for her and it's hurting. So I ask her to get on her knees and blow me so I can go. BJ was so lazy and weak I just jerked myself into her mouth to end it. Gathered my things and left. Needless to say I will never repeat. I don't think she's a bad provider we just were a really bad match. I could see how some guys would like her type. She's just not mine.

[Markssmrk]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/jessicataylorla

Saw this one recently. Pretty much a waste of time. She's been posting very frequently over the last week or so. Looking at my subscription to her she's posted 87 updates in the last 4 days. She's a model and my guess is because of the current panic about people's health her work is slowing up. But now on to the actual details the thing that attracted me was her wide open menu she pretty much offers everything but greek and has a long list of things she's open to at a reasonable rate. So I decided to go see her. She stays in a massive apartment complex on the far west side and the parking situation is non existent. She also has no suggestions for where you can park. Her apartment is a mess. The bathroom was disgusting. The last thing I expected from a "playboy model". On to the act, she starts with a very mediocre BBBJ with some generic dirty talk. And we then move to try her on top and then mish. It doesn't work. She complains The size is too much for her and it's hurting. So I ask her to get on her knees and blow me so I can go. BJ was so lazy and weak I just jerked myself into her mouth to end it. Gathered my things and left. Needless to say I will never repeat. I don't think she's a bad provider we just were a really bad match. I could see how some guys would like her type. She's just not mine.

[Checkin Out]

Saw this chick Thursday.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/nadiaalohababe

She advertises as a Hawaiian mix. I was craving a taste so I go check her out. She invited me to her home and I was expecting at least an apartment. Instead the address leads me to one of those trailer park communities. Upon parking at her not so discreet location I walked up to her back glass door as instructed and she was waiting there and slid the door open for me. She looked like she aged 10 yrs from Her pics and she was clearly on hard drugs. She was not Hawaiian or if she was it was like 10%. But she was a white chick. I sit on the couch in this surprisingly large trailer and she gives me a plastic cup filled with wine. After literally talking about 10 different topics in 5 mins (confirming my addict suspicions) we head to her bedroom and get undressed. I then realize she is much skinnier then In the pictures. She almost looks sick. She receives a call on a phone to which she answers and it's her boyfriend calling from grocerie store with their son. She tells me that he knows what she's doing but is fine with it as long as she's not doing it with a black guy (which I am). So after being annoyed, scared, and turned off by her looks, I ask her just to give me head so I can get on my way. She gives me a pretty decent BBBJ. She's a cumphobe so no CIM. After getting Dressed and getting ready to leave she tells me that the whole time I was communicating with her I would actually texting her book or her Booker takes about 60% of her money so she gives me a personal number to just text her from now on and she'll give me a better price I won't repeat unless it's at a nice discount which I think will not be hard to ask for.

So first clue that she might be a flake would have been in the "I have a Dream" section where she writes she wants to get her hair degree in Meteorology!!

[GoodBoy88]

Same here, especially at those rates.

That sounds like a awful time. She has a pic with a pretty sizable butt plug in I was mostly hoping I could get into that tall ass. But if the menu is as restrictive as you say then I'm guessing it's false advertising.

It's amazing that now she only give CBJ, this is the same chick that used to do full blown BBFS years ago. Things change.

[GoodBoy88]

Yeah, I've seen her face someone posted it on here before. What I don't get is she's obviously active but hasn't issued any ratings since 2018.

Because she's not very professional when it comes to giving ratings or correspondence in general, often ignores PMs and is pretty hit and miss on reliability. That turned me off from dealing with her in the future. Also she does have the face of a horse, can confirm.

[LvGulf00]

Hey fellas.

Been trying to find some reviews /411 on this beauty and haven't found anything. Any input would be great and much appreciated.

Thanks!

[LvGulf00]

Has anyone seen her or have the 411? Been searching but found nada.

Thanks bros!

[SteakTartare]

And how is brightonlove "worth it"? Because her so-called forked tongue is not like the cute little split you see on some snakes. In real life, it is deformed and hideous, and reminds me of the zombies in the Resident Evil movies or the Reaper Vampires in Blade part II. Yeah trust me, you would want your dick covered with Trojans when she proceeds to do a lackluster CBJ for 300 bucks.

-Steak.

She is indeed "worth it".

Girls this hot shouldn't even be wasting their time on hx LOL.

[CandyMan71]

Appreciate the heads up!

Saw this chick Thursday.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/nadiaalohababe

She advertises as a Hawaiian mix. I was craving a taste so I go check her out. She invited me to her home and I was expecting at least an apartment. Instead the address leads me to one of those trailer park communities. Upon parking at her not so discreet location I walked up to her back glass door as instructed and she was waiting there and slid the door open for me. She looked like she aged 10 yrs from Her pics and she was clearly on hard drugs. She was not Hawaiian or if she was it was like 10%. But she was a white chick. I sit on the couch in this surprisingly large trailer and she gives me a plastic cup filled with wine. After literally talking about 10 different topics in 5 mins (confirming my addict suspicions) we head to her bedroom and get undressed. I then realize she is much skinnier then In the pictures. She almost looks sick. She receives a call on a phone to which she answers and it's her boyfriend calling from grocerie store with their son. She tells me that he knows what she's doing but is fine with it as long as she's not doing it with a black guy (which I am). So after being annoyed, scared, and turned off by her looks, I ask her just to give me head so I can get on my way. She gives me a pretty decent BBBJ. She's a cumphobe so no CIM. After getting Dressed and getting ready to leave she tells me that the whole time I was communicating with her I would actually texting her book or her Booker takes about 60% of her money so she gives me a personal number to just text her from now on and she'll give me a better price I won't repeat unless it's at a nice discount which I think will not be hard to ask for.

[CoryBekem]

Saw this chick Thursday.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/nadiaalohababe

She advertises as a Hawaiian mix. I was craving a taste so I go check her out. She invited me to her home and I was expecting at least an apartment. Instead the address leads me to one of those trailer park communities. Upon parking at her not so discreet location I walked up to her back glass door as instructed and she was waiting there and slid the door open for me. She looked like she aged 10 yrs from Her pics and she was clearly on hard drugs. She was not Hawaiian or if she was it was like 10%. But she was a white chick. I sit on the couch in this surprisingly large trailer and she gives me a plastic cup filled with wine. After literally talking about 10 different topics in 5 mins (confirming my addict suspicions) we head to her bedroom and get undressed. I then realize she is much skinnier then In the pictures. She almost looks sick. She receives a call on a phone to which she answers and it's her boyfriend calling from grocerie store with their son. She tells me that he knows what she's doing but is fine with it as long as she's not doing it with a black guy (which I am). So after being annoyed, scared, and turned off by her looks, I ask her just to give me head so I can get on my way. She gives me a pretty decent BBBJ. She's a cumphobe so no CIM. After getting Dressed and getting ready to leave she tells me that the whole time I was communicating with her I would actually texting her book or her Booker takes about 60% of her money so she gives me a personal number to just text her from now on and she'll give me a better price I won't repeat unless it's at a nice discount which I think will not be hard to ask for.