Massage Parlor Reports

[STDKing]

10-20 people a day stick their face in the massage table face hole. More than a few of these places don't change the paper on the table, or don't even have paper on the table.

ALL of these places re-use the towel they cover you with at the beginning, on the flip, and after the deed while you get your head scratched.

These women rub naked people all day long with their bare hands.

Every thing that anyone has that's contagious, colds, flu's, or other crud is on that table, in that towel and that filthy you shaped face pillow.

I'm not skipping my massage because she's from Flushing or China, or because 5 other guys came in her mouth today.

Its the table that's the petri dish. And if you can't relax about Corona, Mary Palmer is always there.

Just ask them to change the sheets and use a new towel (been doing this well before corona and it isn't like they mind). Why would you put politeness ahead of your health? Does anyone seriously see them bringing over a used cum rag and allow them to wipe their dick with it? Guys, this is a part of the hobby you actually can control. If they realize people notice the dirty sheets, they will change their behavior around them.

You are not going to get corona at a massage parlor: you will get it being out in public at a variety of places. These girls and their stores won't have any more rates of the virus than your local bookstore. And believe me, they don't want it either. Places have been spic and span lately.

[Vintage68]

I see it like this, 15 years ago I was tipping $40 for HJ. It is not unreasonable for someone to tip $50 or $60 for one today. Prices go up for everything. What I don't like is being asked for a top up front where I have to get off the table to tip first. I also hate haggling. I do agree that we cannot just hand over $100+ for a topless HJ. Also should not be tipping extra for lackluster service or being shorted on time. It's a two way street.

[Mm196]

I'm okay with paying a bit more knowing that the girls won't be drained by losers and the rooms won't have the stink of whatever else they're probably cheapening out on, such as their hygiene.

I'm with you guys. I'm happy to pay a little extra if the service is good or they go out of their way. I guess life has been good to me that I can throw these women an extra 20. Happened recently and my follow up visit was unbelievable. Frankly, I couldn't care less if that prices someone out. Especially when they seem to view these women as animals. I feel fucking sorry for you. And while I'm at it I call bullshit that someone is finding a 60 dollar naked BJ from a young attractive woman. Especially haggling them down from 100. All I've seen up to this point is a lot of whining, bragging and no contributions. As they say, put up or shut up.

[ThizzleHats]

I would take it one step further. Let's price these cheap fucks out of the market.

I'm okay with paying a bit more knowing that the girls won't be drained by losers and the rooms won't have the stink of whatever else they're probably cheapening out on, such as their hygiene.

[ChipJohnson001]

Completely agree with this. Too many guys on this board trying to shame other mongers because they think they tip too high. You get what you pay for in life. Let the rest of us tip what we think is fair. It's not a necessity to get a massage. If you can't afford it, maybe it's time to just stay home and jerk off.

I would take it one step further. Let's price these cheap fucks out of the market. I have to imagine that the guy who expects a nude BJ for 60 bucks are the ones the girls like least. Their hygiene and treatment of the providers is probably just as bad as the tips they leave. If as a community we fairly compensate the good and hot providers that will bring in better talent and better services at a marginally higher price. We can leave the cheap guys the 5 Knapps of the industry where they can still get cut rate services from dirty grannies.

[Johnson686]

Tipping. You are asking these hardworking girls to be enthusiastic as soon as they see your old beatup face. You want them to laugh at your jokes, give you an exhausting massage, and all kinds of extras your wife won't do no matter how much you beg. You expect to paw on thier tits and act like you are turning them on. Try wrapping your mouth around the cardboard of an empty roll of toilet paper for a reference. Think about wrapping your lips around a piss smelling cock of a foul smelling old man and then, think about what a tip should be as you begrudge them. Come on guy, with all due respect, they are giving you what you want and your parting with something that gives them a meager existence. The more you tip the better the treatment the guy after you receives, and you as well the next visit. Just put yourselves in thier shoes and feel grateful you have options. We all need these ladies in our lives, wouldn't you agree?

Completely agree with this. Too many guys on this board trying to shame other mongers because they think they tip too high. You get what you pay for in life. Let the rest of us tip what we think is fair. It's not a necessity to get a massage. If you can't afford it, maybe it's time to just stay home and jerk off.

[BikeZappa]

Tipping. You are asking these hardworking girls to be enthusiastic as soon as they see your old beatup face. You want them to laugh at your jokes, give you an exhausting massage, and all kinds of extras your wife won't do no matter how much you beg. You expect to paw on thier tits and act like you are turning them on. Try wrapping your mouth around the cardboard of an empty roll of toilet paper for a reference. Think about wrapping your lips around a piss smelling cock of a foul smelling old man and then, think about what a tip should be as you begrudge them. Come on guy, with all due respect, they are giving you what you want and your parting with something that gives them a meager existence. The more you tip the better the treatment the guy after you receives, and you as well the next visit. Just put yourselves in thier shoes and feel grateful you have options. We all need these ladies in our lives, wouldn't you agree?

Very well put.

[DimSum21]

I think if I were to contract the virus, it's source wouldn't be the girls going to China (they'd already be done for a while ago) or being around other Chinese, but more likely fellow mongers, however many. They never clean these places, and even if they do, Lysol wipes isn't enough disinfect massage tables from the virus. It takes one guy, and the virus is on that cold moist table all day. The state is closing everything public down now and even with less people out, in this case mongers, menu will be more expensive, that and the virus, my two cents, it's just not a fun time.

[DownWind]

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[OlGary]

The view of a pregnant TT sucking on my wrapped peepee was so fantastic, I didn't last long. And when I came, she said 'I love you'.

She was essentially telling you that she just sucked your dick not only because she needed your 70 bucks, but because she really likes you.

[Spectator]

10-20 people a day stick their face in the massage table face hole. More than a few of these places don't change the paper on the table, or don't even have paper on the table.

ALL of these places re-use the towel they cover you with at the beginning, on the flip, and after the deed while you get your head scratched.

These women rub naked people all day long with their bare hands.

Every thing that anyone has that's contagious, colds, flu's, or other crud is on that table, in that towel and that filthy you shaped face pillow.

I'm not skipping my massage because she's from Flushing or China, or because 5 other guys came in her mouth today.

Its the table that's the petri dish. And if you can't relax about Corona, Mary Palmer is always there.

[CbrRider]

Went to apple spa recently. I've seen one of the girls that uses the name Lisa in the past but I'm pretty sure I saw another girl using the same name previously. Picked a girl whose name I forget because I thought she had big tits. It was all bra. What a letdown. Standard massage and finish. Nothing to write home about.

[OldtimerMa]

Called Body Zen and was told that Tingting doesn't work there anymore. That was fast! No surprise though. Low-key prostitutes don't like publicity.

They lied to you.

[EarlSandwich]

Anyone going to a spa right now needs to have their head examined. These chicks go back and forth to China constantly.

You're giving hygiene advice to people who pay a premium to have unprotected sex with providers who have unprotected sex for a living.

[Yello Tail]

I agree they don't go back to China for years, as far as I know most of them taking breaks to Flushing, where there are tons of Chinese fresh off the boat. I will still be cautious when I visit these AMPs.

Some of the ones I used to see on a regular basis traveled to China annually, usually for Chinese New Year. Owners would bring in substitutes during those periods. And like you said, the places that rotate providers in this area come mostly from Flushing. Something to be somewhat concerned about is that the Chinese in Flushing see Chinese medical people when they are sick so if they had Corona-virus it may not get reported.