Massage Parlor Reports

**Mustang946** · 03-12-20 12:04

I posted on the General Reports board a notice as part of an online news letter from my Fairfax County district supervisor about potential efforts to reduce or remove all illicit massage parlors.

**Bentaki** · 03-12-20 11:14

Had a lovely cuddly naked session with Hannah at Top yesterday around 3 pm. She was on her own, happy to see me as the first customer of the day. She said there was only one customer the day before, and none at all on Monday. I asked about Wendy and was told 'she on long vacation'.

Corona is obviously hurting the AMP business. I suggested offering discounts and she scoffed at the idea. I haven't seen Top advertise in some time.

**Toadster999** · 03-12-20 09:25

Originally Posted by OldManInVa [View Original Post]

Not sure why people use the $$ shorthand. It isn't like the amount you paid suddenly becomes a secret. I believe he meant he paid $120 entry fee and $40 for the party favors.

I wish I could vote this up because I couldn't agree more. No one seems to know "the code" and so everyone uses something different.

**Jstor22** · 03-12-20 00:33

I don't post often, but this coronavirus is extremely serious and with AMP's travel from NYC etc not to mention abroad, I'd strongly advise everyone to hold out for month or two.

**Mdubya** · 03-11-20 22:16

Originally Posted by DougMap [View Original Post]

Funny I have been thinking the same thing. Sugar babies get expensive if we have to host, but if they can host or in my case I have a side chick apartment the cost is roughly the same. 300 for a sugar baby unless you get into to DC then some of those girls want 400 or 450 but then on the other the sugar baby isn't seeing 5 dudes a day. So I have been wondering the same thing more or less:} and then at least if I host the place and everything is clean. Dunno I am probably going back to sugar babies for awhile. Still thinking.

Did you just say you have a side chick apartment??

**Anona123** · 03-11-20 21:10

Was at Comfort on Gallows a week or so ago and not sure what I was expecting, but I was curious about table showers. Anyways, I called to see if a specific girl was available and was promptly told "no try another girl". Curiosity got the better of me. I went in, greeted, questioned if I had been there before, and if I wanted a shower. From the reviews I read, I was expecting a younger at least mildly attractive provider, but got an older and less than friendly one named Yooyung (I think is how you spell it). Anyways, shower was kinda odd, I felt I could have done a better job cleaning myself down there LOL, but I was still hopefully. Went back to the room and was draped in hot towels. Massage was low quality, I would say 5/10 if I am being generous. Not much sensual touching, which I really look forward to with these smh. Her technique for trying to get my little head up was lacking. On the flip, she had a limited menu and even asked me to show her that I could pay. Asked what was on the menu besides the standard, and she was asking for 100 to go commando. If I wanted to look at flat surfaces there were 4 walls in that room. Total damage was 80 + 40, would not go back though. The location of the place is weird and I felt people looking at me from their cars in the lot and the restaurant next door when I left.

**JmSuttr** · 03-11-20 20:58

Originally Posted by Shinshi86 [View Original Post]

Yeah, that table was a first for me that day. I liked that she could better reach around and tug junior, but it can be a tad limiting in terms of being able to touch her when lying face down. Still preferable over a regular table, of course!

When you're face up on a massage table there's absolutely nothing restricting the masseuse from rubbing, tugging, stroking, or whatever other activity has been agreed upon. Not sure how being face down with your schlong hanging down would make any difference from an access (for her) perspective.

Obviously it would feel somewhat different in that the angle of attack would be changed so I might be tempted to try it once, just to say that I'd done it. But I wouldn't be willing to pay a premium and not having good access for my roaming hands (and nursing mouth) would be a major downer for me.

It's a bit like when hot stones became a thing. I tried it but then decided I enjoyed the masseuse's touch much more than I did the hot stones. I guess some guys dig it but it's kind of gimmicky for me and so now I always decline when offered. And I certainly wouldn't be willing to pay a premium.

Just my two-cents worth, of course, but 200 for a mediocre massage and a limited-access (for the client) upside-down HJ is not my idea of a good value when I can get the same for 120 on a regular table. And the masseuses I see at that lower rate also know how to give an outstanding massage.

**DougMap** · 03-11-20 20:03

Originally Posted by TreatEmNice [View Original Post]

I hear government officials discuss the need to help cruise lines, airlines etc but what about the massage and strip club industries.

Why hasn't Pence shown concern, as an example, for the fine ladies at Angels?

More seriously, wonder how many of you are cutting back. I'm not overly nervous or paranoid but am having second thoughts about sucking boobs, roaming etc with someone that was with 4-5 of you guys earlier in the day. Got to think their business is plummeting.

Funny I have been thinking the same thing. Sugar babies get expensive if we have to host, but if they can host or in my case I have a side chick apartment the cost is roughly the same. 300 for a sugar baby unless you get into to DC then some of those girls want 400 or 450 but then on the other the sugar baby isn't seeing 5 dudes a day. So I have been wondering the same thing more or less:} and then at least if I host the place and everything is clean. Dunno I am probably going back to sugar babies for awhile. Still thinking.

**Shinshi** · 03-11-20 19:00

Originally Posted by Tophat31 [View Original Post]

The only thing that really fascinates me about this provider is the milking table. For those who don't know, I'll save you the Google and it basically is a massage table with a hole by your midsection so your junk hangs. This gives her access to reach under the table and finish you.

How was that? Better worse? Does it limit access for touching?

Yeah, that table was a first for me that day. I liked that she could better reach around and tug junior, but it can be a tad limiting in terms of being able to touch her when lying face down. Still preferable over a regular table, of course!

**Tophat31** · 03-11-20 17:53

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

So your total damage was $$. 6 for a HE rug and tug?

A few things I want to say about Candy. The obvious and what's been mentioned is her skill at massage is top notch. Very strong hands and knowledgeable.

Things that haven't been said, she knows about this board and specifically asks if a good review could be posted. Nothing wrong with that but that's why she has had so much reaction. The main thing that bothers me that she still hasn't learned is the upsell. Last time even though I made it clear I was going to give her 200, which is extremely generous, I asked her halfway through the HE if she could do what she did last time and she tried to upsell more and then made a stink face when I said no and wouldn't do a repeat. It wasnt FS, but that just kills everything for me. If a provider constantly upsell I'm done and that is the case here.

I'm going back to my sugar babies.

**NovaGuy703** · 03-11-20 14:57

Originally Posted by OldManInVa [View Original Post]

Not sure why people use the $$ shorthand. It isn't like the amount you paid suddenly becomes a secret. I believe he meant he paid $120 entry fee and $40 for the party favors

This is correct sorry if I got this shorthand wrong.

**TreatEmNice** · 03-11-20 14:38

I hear government officials discuss the need to help cruise lines, airlines etc but what about the massage and strip club industries.

Why hasn't Pence shown concern, as an example, for the fine ladies at Angels?

More seriously, wonder how many of you are cutting back. I'm not overly nervous or paranoid but am having second thoughts about sucking boobs, roaming etc with someone that was with 4-5 of you guys earlier in the day. Got to think their business is plummeting.

**OldManInVa** · 03-11-20 13:35

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

So your total damage was $$. 6 for a HE rug and tug?

Not sure why people use the $$ shorthand. It isn't like the amount you paid suddenly becomes a secret. I believe he meant he paid $120 entry fee and $40 for the party favors.

**LiloLiku** · 03-11-20 13:31

Originally Posted by Wahooboy94 [View Original Post]

Nalee's reputation precedes her! Excellent massage with standard NOVA finish. A real sweetheart!

Nalee has been on my favorite list for a couple years now. Her location in Centreville is generally out of the way for me. On Monday, I decided to make the trek.

Upon arrival, I arrive at a nice townhouse community. I park in the driveway and run up the stairs and knock on the door. The door opens and there is Nalee as in the pictures, long back hair, wearing a top that exposed her midriff and jean shorts to go with it. Nalee escorts me upstairs to her massage studio -- nice! Extra wide massage table in a nicely decorated room with a spa-like bathroom connected to it. Lots of green plants everywhere. I settle up -- $180 for 90 minutes -- and ask to permission to take a shower so I can freshen up, I towel off, and report to the table.

Nalee delivered a fantastic massage coupled with great conversation. Therapeutically, no major body part was left untouched. Nalee used just the right amount of massage oil combined with relaxing strokes and pressure all along my body. During this time, we talked about where she was from, her family, her favorite movies and actor, food, and her hobbies.

The massage was remarkably thorough and well done. At the point where the soft touch would typically begin, no real teasing of the glutes or the boys which I found mildly surprising. On the flip, she started at the top with the big head, giving me a nice scalp and neck massage, and then finished off with the little head where she gave me that day's special..

Can you list her menu please.

**CoolWays** · 03-11-20 13:27

So your total damage was $$. 6 for a HE rug and tug?

Originally Posted by NovaGuy703 [View Original Post]

Long-time lurker and first time poster. Dreamt of a nice visit with Thai Candy in Tysons. Standard 2-text system to a nice apartment complex. Candy opened the door and looked even better than the pictures. She has a nice body and what you see in the pictures is what you will see in real life. Overall she gave a great massage (definitely on the top end of the Thai providers) and standard Nova, even lifting her top while doing it. OTC and some UTC allowed. A few things that made her stand out to me. One was that she never discussed any of the gift in any way. I provided the 1 hr fee of $1.2 up front and tipped another $. 4 at the end, but she never once mentioned it aside from to say thank you when she saw the tip. Additionally after the HE she had some gave me some additional massage. If you like a girl who can read your body and give you just the right strength of massage, has a beautiful body herself and provides a standard NOVA I think Candy would be a great option.