Massage Parlor Reports

**JmSuttr** · 03-11-20 20:58

Originally Posted by Shinshi86 [View Original Post]

Yeah, that table was a first for me that day. I liked that she could better reach around and tug junior, but it can be a tad limiting in terms of being able to touch her when lying face down. Still preferable over a regular table, of course!

When you're face up on a massage table there's absolutely nothing restricting the masseuse from rubbing, tugging, stroking, or whatever other activity has been agreed upon. Not sure how being face down with your schlong hanging down would make any difference from an access (for her) perspective.

Obviously it would feel somewhat different in that the angle of attack would be changed so I might be tempted to try it once, just to say that I'd done it. But I wouldn't be willing to pay a premium and not having good access for my roaming hands (and nursing mouth) would be a major downer for me.

It's a bit like when hot stones became a thing. I tried it but then decided I enjoyed the masseuse's touch much more than I did the hot stones. I guess some guys dig it but it's kind of gimmicky for me and so now I always decline when offered. And I certainly wouldn't be willing to pay a premium.

Just my two-cents worth, of course, but 200 for a mediocre massage and a limited-access (for the client) upside-down HJ is not my idea of a good value when I can get the same for 120 on a regular table. And the masseuses I see at that lower rate also know how to give an outstanding massage.

**DougMap** · 03-11-20 20:03

Originally Posted by TreatEmNice [View Original Post]

I hear government officials discuss the need to help cruise lines, airlines etc but what about the massage and strip club industries.

Why hasn't Pence shown concern, as an example, for the fine ladies at Angels?

More seriously, wonder how many of you are cutting back. I'm not overly nervous or paranoid but am having second thoughts about sucking boobs, roaming etc with someone that was with 4-5 of you guys earlier in the day. Got to think their business is plummeting.

Funny I have been thinking the same thing. Sugar babies get expensive if we have to host, but if they can host or in my case I have a side chick apartment the cost is roughly the same. 300 for a sugar baby unless you get into to DC then some of those girls want 400 or 450 but then on the other the sugar baby isn't seeing 5 dudes a day. So I have been wondering the same thing more or less:} and then at least if I host the place and everything is clean. Dunno I am probably going back to sugar babies for awhile. Still thinking.

**Shinshi** · 03-11-20 19:00

Originally Posted by Tophat31 [View Original Post]

The only thing that really fascinates me about this provider is the milking table. For those who don't know, I'll save you the Google and it basically is a massage table with a hole by your midsection so your junk hangs. This gives her access to reach under the table and finish you.

How was that? Better worse? Does it limit access for touching?

Yeah, that table was a first for me that day. I liked that she could better reach around and tug junior, but it can be a tad limiting in terms of being able to touch her when lying face down. Still preferable over a regular table, of course!

**Tophat31** · 03-11-20 17:53

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

So your total damage was $$. 6 for a HE rug and tug?

A few things I want to say about Candy. The obvious and what's been mentioned is her skill at massage is top notch. Very strong hands and knowledgeable.

Things that haven't been said, she knows about this board and specifically asks if a good review could be posted. Nothing wrong with that but that's why she has had so much reaction. The main thing that bothers me that she still hasn't learned is the upsell. Last time even though I made it clear I was going to give her 200, which is extremely generous, I asked her halfway through the HE if she could do what she did last time and she tried to upsell more and then made a stink face when I said no and wouldn't do a repeat. It wasnt FS, but that just kills everything for me. If a provider constantly upsell I'm done and that is the case here.

I'm going back to my sugar babies.

**NovaGuy703** · 03-11-20 14:57

Originally Posted by OldManInVa [View Original Post]

Not sure why people use the $$ shorthand. It isn't like the amount you paid suddenly becomes a secret. I believe he meant he paid $120 entry fee and $40 for the party favors

This is correct sorry if I got this shorthand wrong.

**TreatEmNice** · 03-11-20 14:38

I hear government officials discuss the need to help cruise lines, airlines etc but what about the massage and strip club industries.

Why hasn't Pence shown concern, as an example, for the fine ladies at Angels?

More seriously, wonder how many of you are cutting back. I'm not overly nervous or paranoid but am having second thoughts about sucking boobs, roaming etc with someone that was with 4-5 of you guys earlier in the day. Got to think their business is plummeting.

**OldManInVa** · 03-11-20 13:35

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

So your total damage was $$. 6 for a HE rug and tug?

Not sure why people use the $$ shorthand. It isn't like the amount you paid suddenly becomes a secret. I believe he meant he paid $120 entry fee and $40 for the party favors.

**LiloLiku** · 03-11-20 13:31

Originally Posted by Wahooboy94 [View Original Post]

Nalee's reputation precedes her! Excellent massage with standard NOVA finish. A real sweetheart!

Nalee has been on my favorite list for a couple years now. Her location in Centreville is generally out of the way for me. On Monday, I decided to make the trek.

Upon arrival, I arrive at a nice townhouse community. I park in the driveway and run up the stairs and knock on the door. The door opens and there is Nalee as in the pictures, long back hair, wearing a top that exposed her midriff and jean shorts to go with it. Nalee escorts me upstairs to her massage studio -- nice! Extra wide massage table in a nicely decorated room with a spa-like bathroom connected to it. Lots of green plants everywhere. I settle up -- $180 for 90 minutes -- and ask to permission to take a shower so I can freshen up, I towel off, and report to the table.

Nalee delivered a fantastic massage coupled with great conversation. Therapeutically, no major body part was left untouched. Nalee used just the right amount of massage oil combined with relaxing strokes and pressure all along my body. During this time, we talked about where she was from, her family, her favorite movies and actor, food, and her hobbies.

The massage was remarkably thorough and well done. At the point where the soft touch would typically begin, no real teasing of the glutes or the boys which I found mildly surprising. On the flip, she started at the top with the big head, giving me a nice scalp and neck massage, and then finished off with the little head where she gave me that day's special..

Can you list her menu please.

**CoolWays** · 03-11-20 13:27

So your total damage was $$. 6 for a HE rug and tug?

Originally Posted by NovaGuy703 [View Original Post]

Long-time lurker and first time poster. Dreamt of a nice visit with Thai Candy in Tysons. Standard 2-text system to a nice apartment complex. Candy opened the door and looked even better than the pictures. She has a nice body and what you see in the pictures is what you will see in real life. Overall she gave a great massage (definitely on the top end of the Thai providers) and standard Nova, even lifting her top while doing it. OTC and some UTC allowed. A few things that made her stand out to me. One was that she never discussed any of the gift in any way. I provided the 1 hr fee of $1.2 up front and tipped another $. 4 at the end, but she never once mentioned it aside from to say thank you when she saw the tip. Additionally after the HE she had some gave me some additional massage. If you like a girl who can read your body and give you just the right strength of massage, has a beautiful body herself and provides a standard NOVA I think Candy would be a great option.

**Tophat31** · 03-11-20 11:20

Originally Posted by Shinshi86 [View Original Post]

https://www.kinseyvalentine.com/

Not entirely sure this qualifies as a "massage parlor" report (since it was in her studio apartment), but there's no FS to be had and she doesn't really fit the bill as an escort. A couple weeks ago, one of my Tinder dates was a no-call / no-show. Since I was already pre-screened ahead of time and somewhat near her area in Tysons, I sent her an email and asked if she was down for a 1-hour session on such short notice. To my surprise, she got back to me within less than a minute and said to come on over. Her place is in a very nice area and the directions weren't hard to follow.

She's definitely the woman in the pictures. On her site, she claims to be early 20's, but I would've guessed late 20's. That's certainly not a bad thing or a knock on her at all. She does have a pretty amazing body and an amazing pair of twins. I disrobed as instructed and laid down on her customized milking table. I was feeling particularly sore that day from a tough workout the day prior, so I was a little let-down to receive just a so-so massage. She used some oils, had the music going, and was perfectly fine with touching (no FIV or FS). Eventually, she had me flip and gave a pretty decent HJ before I released. She made some pretty convincing moans throughout, but I wasn't really doing much of anything to her. Afterwards, I hopped in the shower solo and cleaned myself off. We made some small talk for a bit without anything further happening post-shower, so I got the subtle hint that it was time to change back into my clothes and head out the door (despite having 10 minutes left in our 1-hour session).

Kinsey was a decent last-minute option after my original plans fell through that day. However, I probably won't repeat in the future. Maybe I had too high expectations, perhaps I'm just not her type, I don't know. But if you're looking for a woman with an amazing body, okay massage skills, and practically zero effort on your part, 200 per hour isn't a bad deal. Personally, my session just seemed average / okay.

The only thing that really fascinates me about this provider is the milking table. For those who don't know, I'll save you the Google and it basically is a massage table with a hole by your midsection so your junk hangs. This gives her access to reach under the table and finish you.

How was that? Better worse? Does it limit access for touching?

**Shinshi** · 03-11-20 11:19

Originally Posted by ArtistOfWar1 [View Original Post]

200 all inclusive?

The section labeled "Sessions" within her site details what to expect. Just the massage with oils, milking table, and mood music (I. E. - no sex, no BBBJ). I wasn't surprised and knew what to expect when I set up the incall, but I was hoping her massaging skills would be better.

Still a decent enough time, but I live almost an hour away and there's better, more abundant options to be had near my area.

**BigJWood** · 03-11-20 09:14

In town for today and looking for extras.

**BCommodore** · 03-11-20 08:27

Originally Posted by StrikerVee [View Original Post]

I see Emma is back at Eden Models and curious if anyone has seen her recently and how she looked and what was offered. PM is fine.

http://www.edenmodelsva.com/emma/

Hey there, she looks pretty much the same! Offered was standard Eden service.

**ArtistOfWar1** · 03-11-20 06:38

Originally Posted by Shinshi86 [View Original Post]

https://www.kinseyvalentine.com/

Not entirely sure this qualifies as a "massage parlor" report (since it was in her studio apartment), but there's no FS to be had and she doesn't really fit the bill as an escort. A couple weeks ago, one of my Tinder dates was a no-call / no-show. Since I was already pre-screened ahead of time and somewhat near her area in Tysons, I sent her an email and asked if she was down for a 1-hour session on such short notice. To my surprise, she got back to me within less than a minute and said to come on over. Her place is in a very nice area and the directions weren't hard to follow.

She's definitely the woman in the pictures. On her site, she claims to be early 20's, but I would've guessed late 20's. That's certainly not a bad thing or a knock on her at all. She does have a pretty amazing body and an amazing pair of twins. I disrobed as instructed and laid down on her customized milking table. I was feeling particularly sore that day from a tough workout the day prior, so I was a little let-down to receive just a so-so massage. She used some oils, had the music going, and was perfectly fine with touching (no FIV or FS). Eventually, she had me flip and gave a pretty decent HJ before I released. She made some pretty convincing moans throughout, but I wasn't really doing much of anything to her. Afterwards, I hopped in the shower solo and cleaned myself off. We made some small talk for a bit without anything further happening post-shower, so I got the subtle hint that it was time to change back into my clothes and head out the door (despite having 10 minutes left in our 1-hour session).

Kinsey was a decent last-minute option after my original plans fell through that day. However, I probably won't repeat in the future. Maybe I had too high expectations, perhaps I'm just not her type, I don't know. But if you're looking for a woman with an amazing body, okay massage skills, and practically zero effort on your part, 200 per hour isn't a bad deal. Personally, my session just seemed average / okay.

200 all inclusive?

**Wahooboy94** · 03-11-20 00:12

Nalee's reputation precedes her! Excellent massage with standard NOVA finish. A real sweetheart!

Nalee has been on my favorite list for a couple years now. Her location in Centreville is generally out of the way for me. On Monday, I decided to make the trek.

Upon arrival, I arrive at a nice townhouse community. I park in the driveway and run up the stairs and knock on the door. The door opens and there is Nalee as in the pictures, long back hair, wearing a top that exposed her midriff and jean shorts to go with it. Nalee escorts me upstairs to her massage studio -- nice! Extra wide massage table in a nicely decorated room with a spa-like bathroom connected to it. Lots of green plants everywhere. I settle up -- $180 for 90 minutes -- and ask to permission to take a shower so I can freshen up, I towel off, and report to the table.

Nalee delivered a fantastic massage coupled with great conversation. Therapeutically, no major body part was left untouched. Nalee used just the right amount of massage oil combined with relaxing strokes and pressure all along my body. During this time, we talked about where she was from, her family, her favorite movies and actor, food, and her hobbies.

The massage was remarkably thorough and well done. At the point where the soft touch would typically begin, no real teasing of the glutes or the boys which I found mildly surprising. On the flip, she started at the top with the big head, giving me a nice scalp and neck massage, and then finished off with the little head where she gave me that day's special.

This was my first time seeing Nalee and I agree, the massage quality is very good. It is no surprise she has such a great reputation. Centreville is not convenient for me, so while I would definitely see Nalee again, it will be dependent on my being in the area.