Negative Escort Reviews

[JayJayTwo]

Top ten worst escort experience ever. She was so bad. She sucked dick like a wife forced to suck dick. So lame.

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That's hilarious, "sucked dick like a wife forced to suck dick"!

[A Bubba Here]

Last night I texted Amber, she was sweet as can be on text and on the phone too. She seemed great. She arrived at my room in a skimpy dress and looked cute. I paid the deed. 8 for an hour of fun (unlimited pops she said). We made small talk as we got undressed and she has a cute spinner like body, eraser nips attached to A cups and full roast beef pussy lips, just how I like them, well I also like them.

A bit coherent. She was a bit out of it. She gave me a half assed BJ, so crappy I couldn't stay hard, I did some FIV but it was dry as the desert! She put the condom and tried to talk dirty to get me hard but it wasn't working so I put on a porno. I wanted to do CFS with her but she was just boring and no fun at all.

I had her finish me with a BBBJ and then she was like "I can't wait for round 2" and I told her to get dressed and leave.

Top ten worst escort experience ever. She was so bad. She sucked dick like a wife forced to suck dick. So lame.

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[ShokDJ]

So, what were the bad parts of the session?

I kid, I kid.

No GFE = no fun.

Sorry you had a shitty time, thanks for sharing your experience.

Honestly I would've gave her a good review if she at least let me stay for the hh I payed for instead of kicking me out 10 minutes in.

[ShokDJ]

Attractive Latina MILF but a absolute ripoff. Starting off she has wayyy to many rules just to list a few no fiv, no daty, no GFE, no BJ, and she can't take a dick for her life (I'm only average size). She was rushing me throughout the whole session, I payed for hh and it was 10 minutes in when she was telling me my time was done and dont even get me started on how big of a germaphobe she was made me wash my hand as soon as I got in and even wipe my dick down with hand sanitizer. Highly don't recommend.
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[WarpFactor69]

...no fiv, no daty, no GFE, no BJ, and she can't take a dick for her life (I'm only average size). She was rushing me throughout the whole session, I payed for hh and it was 10 minutes in when she was telling me my time was done...

So, what were the bad parts of the session?

I kid, I kid.

No GFE = no fun.

Sorry you had a shitty time, thanks for sharing your experience.

[ShokDJ]

Attractive Latina MILF but a absolute ripoff. Starting off she has wayyy to many rules just to list a few no fiv, no daty, no GFE, no BJ, and she can't take a dick for her life (I'm only average size). She was rushing me throughout the whole session, I payed for hh and it was 10 minutes in when she was telling me my time was done and don’t even get me started on how big of a germaphobe she was made me wash my hand as soon as I got in and even wipe my dick down with hand sanitizer. Highly don't recommend.
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[JJFresh]

Took a chance on this one, and what a waste of time!

First of all she has GPS disease really bad, but I managed to get her down to a reasonable 100 hh. So I get to her place and she opened the door and the girl looked nothing like the girl in the ad. She had long hair and was skinny, but in a heavy candy kind of way and she started to renegotiate what we already agreed to, tried to upsell and started to rush me! All within the first 10 min! Smh. Seemed she was on something, she was super anxious, bad vibes.

Needless to say I left.

I remember reading bad reviews of her before, but with EA, that gets deleted. AVOID!

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[JJFresh]

So I saw something new so figured I'd TOFTT. Sent a few texts that took forever, but eventually got to her place.

1st red flag: was she kept asking me what car I was driving and told me to let her know when I got there so she can tell me where to park. (never do that).

2nd red flag: she took forever to give me the room number, kept asking me to send her a pic. (never do that).

3rd red flag: she was demanding that I give her the money up front. (never do that).

Oh just in case you're wondering, yes it was the girl, but she was high as a kite and had track marks all over, looking rough. She goes to the bathroom to "freshen up" and just as I was about to get comfortable, there was a knock on the door and some guy saying "open this up" repeatedly. My guess is she was texting him. She comes out of the bathroom as I'm pulling up my pants and goes straight for the door and sure enough her "man" is at the door, saying I need to give her money. I looked straight at him and said "FUCK NO!" and rushed passed him and left.

Fortunately nothing crazy happened. AVOID THIS ONE!!
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[AmBak]

Absolute waste of time. I texted her in the morning to set up an appointment for the 2 in the afternoon. So around 1:30 I texted her asking her for the location of the place and she didn't respond till 2:30, half hour after the set appointment. After she finally sent her her location I drove 30 minutes to get to her place just to end up getting flaked on.

[JomoskRow]

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I saw this one recently. Quoted $/ hhr. Got a lousy BBBJ, her pants never came off. (I was out of there in 10 minutes.

[HeLikesEmBig]

Contacted this one because why'all know I like them big. Asked for a verification pic because she seemed new and said no at first. Finally sent me one but upon further inspection the girl in this pic looked Hispanic and the hand tattoo was completely different and the boobs were not as nice. I wouldn't risk it boys.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/46330717/

[JayJayTwo]

Texting is a written record of what is said. It is a transcript. I would never ask "how much" or anything like that in text.

You shouldn't ask "how much" or anything like that in a conversation over the phone either. You know cause its your voice asking the question and 10/10 the call is being recorded if its a sting. Neither way of communicating is safe if you say / text incriminating things.

Whether texting or talking, my opinion is to never much anything that's illegal, including the exchange of money for sex. Whether in a text or a conversation, if it's LE, it's being recorded! As in my initial post, this is an excellent reason to stick with known providers, one more factor keeping you safe!

[Chris355]

I've had good luck with most of these girls this one not so good. She delayed me multiple times 45 minutes total. After she took my money she started franticly looking for a hat. I knew I was screwed. I never complain just deal with it. Received headache for the obvious reason.

I've been around the block I should have known better.

I will not see her again very unprofessional.

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[Digidy]

Texting is a written record of what is said. It is a transcript. I would never ask "how much" or anything like that in text.

You shouldn't ask "how much" or anything like that in a conversation over the phone either. You know cause its your voice asking the question and 10/10 the call is being recorded if its a sting. Neither way of communicating is safe if you say / text incriminating things.

[Ricky James1]

Texting is a written record of what is said. It is a transcript. I would never ask "how much" or anything like that in text.

Like you, I prefer texting, not a fan of talking on the phone. That said, I have had a few providers send me a text saying that we need to have an actual conversation before they'll meet with me. As they were all legit providers with many reviews, I went ahead and called and had a conversation. In no such conversation did we ever discuss sex for money. My opinion is that the ladies that do that feel some amount of comfort from having an actual conversation with an actual person. I wouldn't do it if the lady weren't well reviewed and I wouldn't discuss any illegal activities. Otherwise, you should be good.