Figueroa Streetwalker Reports

[Darkcat]

I have a problem with # 1. Once you decide not to see her right then and there, your odds of seeing her are 50% or less. Especially the really hot ones and / or if you are not going to see her that same day. She probably gives her number out to 10 guys per day, won't pick up when you call .......

To clear up.

I ask for her number and plan to see her 10 to 20 minutes later. Not really for a date in the distant future.

Benefits of asking for her number:

1- You won't get busted if it is a sting (since I also record my interaction).

2- If she doesn't give me her number means either she will also say no to other things (not good), or she may be up to no good. Of course she might also genuinely have no phone (but cmon really?) or maybe be out of battery (your judgement needs to prevail).

3- You might be able to search the number and actually see online ads that give you golden info (confirmation she is a good girl, cities she goes to, even reviews, extra pictures that might show you clearly what's under the rags, etc.).

If I like a girl and gives me her number (without asking for money even better) to me is like a pre-closing. I proceed to text her if she is willing to meet in my room (most say yes!) ,if not I text to meet her a bit off the track to pick safely.

Has worked for me for over 2 decades.

If you feel lucky, pick up the girl the first time you see her (and cross your fingers and hope the blue lights don't turn on).

I you feel smart, listen to me.

Courtesy of Darkcat, The UHP (ULTIMATE. HOOKERS. PAPARAZZI.).

<Fuck the 21 rules you only need 3 Never and Always.

1- NEVER pick up a girl & ALWAYS get their number.

2- NEVER go to their spot & ALWAYS get your own room.

3- NEVER lose sight of your wallet & ALWAYS carry protection (all kinds, you know what I mean).

[Hippo1]

Action isn't that good at any time of day right now. Maybe weekends only.

[JonathonJammer]

Here ya go. 777-9311 ask for Grace or 867-5309 ask for Jenny!!

Oh dac this is hilarious bro.

[Dac007]

Can I get her info? # or IG?

Here ya go. 777-9311 ask for Grace or 867-5309 ask for Jenny!!

[Watnow78]

I have a problem with # 1. Once you decide not to see her right then and there, your odds of seeing her are 50% or less. Especially the really hot ones and / or if you are not going to see her that same day. She probably gives her number out to 10 guys per day, won't pick up when you call so you are stuck waiting for her to return your text, which she probably won't do for several hours. Maybe you call and the number doesn't work anymore, you know they change numbers like we change underwear. And if you do catch her, there's always the chance that she's now in San Bernadino or has left Cali.

I live in Vegas, met the hottest SW I've even seen on Fig last month, it was about 3:30 pm, I had just checked into my hotel and was on my way to hang out with my buddy, something told me I should just pick her up and take her back to the hotel. My buddy would have definitely understood if I told him I'd be an hour late. However, I got her number, she told me she was available anytime, and was mobile, just call. This was on a Thursday, I tried to hook up with her until I left on Sunday morning, could not catch her. Of course when I got home and texted her, she was replying immediately. I kept in contact with her weekly to make sure she kept my number as I was going to be returning in March. Well I was sitting around last weekend, couldn't find anything worth seeing in Vegas and thought about heading down to LA on Saturday morning. Texted her, asked if she would be available, she said yes. We texted for while, confirmed approx time, rates and services. I was good to go..

Can I get her info? # or IG?

[Dac007]

The No TURNS signs have now also been extended to cover FLORENCE to GAGE plastering the hottie gallery from 11 pm to 6 am.

I have not seen enforcement of this, and as a matter of fact South of Manchester mongers were mostly turning and ignoring the signs last night. NOt sure if because they didn't see them or they didn't care.

Yet the situation is a bit different than Santa Ana were you have only a few options to go around.

Fig is so long and has intersections with lights that even abiding by the signs it only makes your loops slightly bigger.

Fig was popping with all kinds of gilrs (no less than a couple dozen) all thru out.

Also Western is in a bit of a come back with some nice hottties there.

BUt Ms M still the best (pic from past adventure).

Courtesy of Darkcat, The UHP (ULTIMATE. HOOKERS. PAPARAZZI.).

<Fuck the 21 rules you only need 3 Never and Always.

1- NEVER pick up a girl & ALWAYS get their number.

2- NEVER go to their spot & ALWAYS get your own room.

3- NEVER lose sight of your wallet & ALWAYS carry protection (all kinds, you know what I mean). .

I have a problem with # 1. Once you decide not to see her right then and there, your odds of seeing her are 50% or less. Especially the really hot ones and / or if you are not going to see her that same day. She probably gives her number out to 10 guys per day, won't pick up when you call so you are stuck waiting for her to return your text, which she probably won't do for several hours. Maybe you call and the number doesn't work anymore, you know they change numbers like we change underwear. And if you do catch her, there's always the chance that she's now in San Bernadino or has left Cali.

I live in Vegas, met the hottest SW I've even seen on Fig last month, it was about 3:30 pm, I had just checked into my hotel and was on my way to hang out with my buddy, something told me I should just pick her up and take her back to the hotel. My buddy would have definitely understood if I told him I'd be an hour late. However, I got her number, she told me she was available anytime, and was mobile, just call. This was on a Thursday, I tried to hook up with her until I left on Sunday morning, could not catch her. Of course when I got home and texted her, she was replying immediately. I kept in contact with her weekly to make sure she kept my number as I was going to be returning in March. Well I was sitting around last weekend, couldn't find anything worth seeing in Vegas and thought about heading down to LA on Saturday morning. Texted her, asked if she would be available, she said yes. We texted for while, confirmed approx time, rates and services. I was good to go.

I was really excited about seeing this one, I have never made this long of a journey for a provider I have never seen, let alone a SW but I did some research, found some ads, more pics, FB, Twitter and IG. She is smoking hot and I was willing to blow my budget away for her.

Texted her when I got to town to confirm the time, she responded and confirmed. About 30 minutes before she was supposed to arrive, I text to make sure she is on the way or getting ready to come. Nothing. Was patient, waited until the time she was supposed to be there, still nothing. I was willing to give her more time then I normally do, waited for about an hour before texting "well I guess you are not coming, I'll try to catch you another time. " Never heard back from her but texted from my other phone asking if she was available and of course she replied to that phone. Gave up, I knew I wasn't going to find anything near as hot as this one on Fig or online, I was so pissed off. Still want out and had a great time with a couple of SW's I met. Still I wanted the other one.

This has happened to me several times, usually I don't care because I know I can find one as hot or hotter but again this one was a solid 9, she's even hotter than the fake pics on online ads. If I saw her ads without having seen her in person, I probably would have moved on because I would be convinced the pics are fake. I would post her number and ads here but I'm not promoting her ass for standing me up cause I know some of you would try to see her knowing that the pics are real! Sorry fellas, not helping to put a dime in her pocket.

I should have picked her up when I had the chance, then my second date would have happened when I came back to LA.

[Hippo1]

Saw a guy make a left turn when two cop cars were in front of him. Cop made a quick left on the next street to catch this guy. Be smart out there. Make sure you see what's ahead and behind you. The whole point of this new regulation that's up is to pull us over and slap us on the wrist with something.

[Hippo1]

Went out today from about 2 to 330. Seems like there's LEO every other street with all this construction.

[Hadez]

QFT.

2 is the most important on the list for me.

I always check the kitty as well.

Anytime a girl insisted on her spot and / or did not let me touch the kitty there has been problems. 100% of the time. Sometimes a girl too shy / scared and the experience sucks. Sometimes she wants to rob a monger. Sometimes other things have went down. DO NOT care if a 10+ wants to do everything I dreamed of for 40 she will not be staying with me if I have any doubts about her.

1- NEVER pick up a girl & ALWAYS get their number.

2- NEVER go to their spot & ALWAYS get your own room.

3- NEVER lose sight of your wallet & ALWAYS carry protection (all kinds, you know what I mean). .

[Hadez]

Good luck fellow monger.

Over the years I have lost count of the 1 time wonders I never saw again. This is not even touching on the amazing ladies that I saw multiple times and then stopped doing this.

I do not even wait if the girl does not call / text me back anymore. Time to put the hook out and find another gem.

Went to fig from 1:30 to 3:00 am to see the talent. I would've joined in. But it was pretty lacking tonight. Only ones worth it were 1 LSW at fig and 102 and a 2 Mixed SWs by the numero uno. Out of 10-12 SWs I saw from gage to 104th. The mixed SWs had fat asses but I wanted to see what else was out there at the HG before swooping in. Uncle LEO was out at the HG at full force. Dudes driving out tonight didn't give a fuck and were making all sorts of illegal left turns in spite of the 11 am -6 am signs. There was some talent going on at Western but it wasn't that good either. It may be a long shot, and ill try to be as specific as I can, but ill ask if anyone here knows.

3 weeks ago on a Thursday at 2 Am by the numero Uno, I picked up this gorgeous BSW with a tight body, no visible tattoos, a round athletic ass and long athletic legs. When I approached her she seemed kinda shy but loosened up as I talked to her while I was looking for a spot to seal the deal. The damage was. 60 and we parked around flower where I thoroughly inseminated her before she went to work on my cck. I swear to god this girl's body looked like she used to be a cheerleader, a volleyball player or some. She's dark skin, around 5'6, 23 years old and had her hair in a little bun, and was wearing light wash denim booty shorts when I picked her up. She initially apologized for having a natural kitty and told her it was fine. Her particular smell drove me crazy in a good way. (I love the smell of natural pussy, not dirty, natural). I can't exactly remember her name but it sounded like Leona or Lanisha. Some shit like that. I got her number but I think I must've typed ber 310 number wrong since I was kinda high at the time. She was a local girl and said she lived in LA. I've been going to the Numero Uno for weeks and still haven't been able to find this ***** LOL. I need to dump my jizz inside her again, any help would be appreciated LOL.

[BobJohnSmiff]

It may be a long shot, and ill try to be as specific as I can, but ill ask if anyone here knows.

3 weeks ago on a Thursday at 2 Am by the numero Uno, I picked up this gorgeous BSW with a tight body, no visible tattoos, a round athletic ass and long athletic legs. When I approached her she seemed kinda shy but loosened up as I talked to her while I was looking for a spot to seal the deal. The damage was. 60 and we parked around flower where I thoroughly inseminated her before she went to work on my cck. I swear to god this girl's body looked like she used to be a cheerleader, a volleyball player or some. She's dark skin, around 5'6, 23 years old and had her hair in a little bun, and was wearing light wash denim booty shorts when I picked her up. She initially apologized for having a natural kitty and told her it was fine. Her particular smell drove me crazy in a good way. (I love the smell of natural pussy, not dirty, natural). I can't exactly remember her name but it sounded like Leona or Lanisha. Some shit like that. I got her number but I think I must've typed ber 310 number wrong since I was kinda high at the time. She was a local girl and said she lived in LA. I've been going to the Numero Uno for weeks and still haven't been able to find this ***** LOL. I need to dump my jizz inside her again, any help would be appreciated LOL.

Good luck w / that. These requests never seem to pan out but maybe people are getting DM's?

I was thinking bribery might work. I'd be willing to DM someone an Amazon gift card $25 for the name / contact info on the skinny long wavy hair LSW in a thong from last Friday. Saw her on Florence / Fig around 3 am before LE cleaned house. Any takers?

[JonathonJammer]

The No TURNS signs have now also been extended to cover FLORENCE to GAGE plastering the hottie gallery from 11 pm to 6 am.

I have not seen enforcement of this, and as a matter of fact South of Manchester mongers were mostly turning and ignoring the signs last night. NOt sure if because they didn't see them or they didn't care.

Yet the situation is a bit different than Santa Ana were you have only a few options to go around.

Fig is so long and has intersections with lights that even abiding by the signs it only makes your loops slightly bigger.

Fig was popping with all kinds of gilrs (no less than a couple dozen) all thru out.

Also Western is in a bit of a come back with some nice hottties there.

BUt Ms M still the best (pic from past adventure).

Courtesy of Darkcat, The UHP (ULTIMATE. HOOKERS. PAPARAZZI.).

<Fuck the 21 rules you only need 3 Never and Always.

1- NEVER pick up a girl & ALWAYS get their number.

2- NEVER go to their spot & ALWAYS get your own room.

3- NEVER lose sight of your wallet & ALWAYS carry protection (all kinds, you know what I mean). .

Dam that Aden is epic. Where did you find this girl at? Donations? Contact? Let me know brother.

[Smoke1777]

Went to fig from 1:30 to 3:00 am to see the talent. I would've joined in. But it was pretty lacking tonight. Only ones worth it were 1 LSW at fig and 102 and a 2 Mixed SWs by the numero uno. Out of 10-12 SWs I saw from gage to 104th. The mixed SWs had fat asses but I wanted to see what else was out there at the HG before swooping in. Uncle LEO was out at the HG at full force. Dudes driving out tonight didn't give a fuck and were making all sorts of illegal left turns in spite of the 11 am -6 am signs. There was some talent going on at Western but it wasn't that good either. It may be a long shot, and ill try to be as specific as I can, but ill ask if anyone here knows.

3 weeks ago on a Thursday at 2 Am by the numero Uno, I picked up this gorgeous BSW with a tight body, no visible tattoos, a round athletic ass and long athletic legs. When I approached her she seemed kinda shy but loosened up as I talked to her while I was looking for a spot to seal the deal. The damage was. 60 and we parked around flower where I thoroughly inseminated her before she went to work on my cck. I swear to god this girl's body looked like she used to be a cheerleader, a volleyball player or some. She's dark skin, around 5'6, 23 years old and had her hair in a little bun, and was wearing light wash denim booty shorts when I picked her up. She initially apologized for having a natural kitty and told her it was fine. Her particular smell drove me crazy in a good way. (I love the smell of natural pussy, not dirty, natural). I can't exactly remember her name but it sounded like Leona or Lanisha. Some shit like that. I got her number but I think I must've typed ber 310 number wrong since I was kinda high at the time. She was a local girl and said she lived in LA. I've been going to the Numero Uno for weeks and still haven't been able to find this ***** LOL. I need to dump my jizz inside her again, any help would be appreciated LOL.

[Darkcat]

So no turns all south of Manchester. What a load of shit.

The No TURNS signs have now also been extended to cover FLORENCE to GAGE plastering the hottie gallery from 11 pm to 6 am.

I have not seen enforcement of this, and as a matter of fact South of Manchester mongers were mostly turning and ignoring the signs last night. NOt sure if because they didn't see them or they didn't care.

Yet the situation is a bit different than Santa Ana were you have only a few options to go around.

Fig is so long and has intersections with lights that even abiding by the signs it only makes your loops slightly bigger.

Fig was popping with all kinds of gilrs (no less than a couple dozen) all thru out.

Also Western is in a bit of a come back with some nice hottties there.

BUt Ms M still the best (pic from past adventure).

Courtesy of Darkcat, The UHP (ULTIMATE. HOOKERS. PAPARAZZI.).

<Fuck the 21 rules you only need 3 Never and Always.

1- NEVER pick up a girl & ALWAYS get their number.

2- NEVER go to their spot & ALWAYS get your own room.

3- NEVER lose sight of your wallet & ALWAYS carry protection (all kinds, you know what I mean). .

[Hippo1]

So no turns all south of Manchester. What a load of shit.