Escort Reports

**Fresh87** · 02-23-20 23:04

Haven't got a response by text has anyone seen her lately?

**MassageLuv** · 02-23-20 09:26

Long time lurker and first time poster. I wanted to give back because I have had a lot of fun because of this forum.

I saw an ad for 2 girl posted in the BP and NH section and they both looked safe to me even though I couldn't find any reviews on them. I sent a text mid morning but didn't get a response. I sent another one around 3 and got a message back pretty quickly. For a single girl qv it was $ for 2 girls qv it was $80. I chose to try out both of them at the same time.

The girl who handles texting wouldn't give me the address until I gave a time limit and when I would be arriving. Seemed fair so I set up everything and they gave me the motel address on the out skirts of new haven.

I always arrive earlier than I tell any girl so I can scope out the place and make sure no funny business is happening. Parked in the shitty motel parking lot and waited. The girl texted and said she will walk outside to verify. Once I saw her I walked in we started.

One girl (one with glasses) was in the shower when I walked in, the other girl came up to me and asked for a LEO check. Completed the check and left the donation on the dresser.

Both girls are cute and tiny. The one with glasses seems to be more alert and not a user. The other one is a little spacey and I couldn't tell if she was just a space cadet or high.

Got undressed and one girl started baby while the other finished drying herself off from her shower. Once the one was done she joking us on the bed and one had junior in there mouth and the other was polishing the berries.

Both girls are very distant when doing this and are very mechanical but they are pretty good. Both did not deep throat or even try. Once I felt ready I slipped on some protection and started missionary with one girl while the glasses girl watched. They let me go back and forth between them no problem. Finished with a standing baby from both and finished on glasses face.

Overall I had fun and would try them out one more time.

A few add ons, hotel was really shitty and sketchy at first, the room was a smoking room and left my clothes smelling terrible, both girls did look like the pictures and were friendly.

I hope this post helps someone!

http://bridgeport.skipthegames.com/f...c/266801204166

**Average9** · 02-23-20 03:15

Originally Posted by OldChineseGuy [View Original Post]

It has been brought to my attention that a second less known definition is "to hide", I stand corrected.

Lolol. I'm sorry Gents. My finger kept hitting a d missing the keys while typing. Lolol. I apologize. You guys are funny. Thiis time I will go slow as to not screw up the report. LOL. But that back house on Central is indeed trouble. I was at a friend's tha was not to far from tha spot. Be careful if you deside to go. I'm lucky as I had my compact friend with me.

**Old Chinese Guy** · 02-22-20 13:29

Originally Posted by OldChineseGuy [View Original Post]

A hilarious interpretation of events however I think you meant 'secluded' not 'secreted'. 'Secreted' in that mean more like 'pissed their pants' than 'hid behind', then again, maybe they were pissing their pants too!

It has been brought to my attention that a second less known definition is "to hide", I stand corrected.

**Thotinspector** · 02-21-20 23:19

Originally Posted by WowWeeWow [View Original Post]

Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!

I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.
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Someone please please recite & record this with a British accent that sounds like Sir Patrick Stewart 🤣

**JonMels** · 02-21-20 22:57

Originally Posted by WowWeeWow [View Original Post]

Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!

I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.

I challenged them with a "Sirs how dare you besmirch my honor this way and attempt to abscond with my hard-earned coin. " While placing my hand on the hilt of my mighty weapon and threw down the gauntlet. The ne'er-do-wells said you have bested us this time we shall retreat and allow you to complete your deed. I took the maidens flower and she performed admirably. Afterward they called my phone and said "sir you have bested us with both your might and masculinity we hereby relinquish our claim to your coin. " I laughed in their vanquished faces. I have returned to take the maiden's flower since. This time they approached and released the damsel to me and made their retreat. I haven't returned since this day and I understand the maid now holds court in a local Inn.

You could make some serious money translating unintelligible to intelligible.

**CtFlirt81** · 02-21-20 21:23

Originally Posted by WowWeeWow [View Original Post]

Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!

I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.

I challenged them with a "Sirs how dare you besmirch my honor this way and attempt to abscond with my hard-earned coin. " While placing my hand on the hilt of my mighty weapon and threw down the gauntlet. The ne'er-do-wells said you have bested us this time we shall retreat and allow you to complete your deed. I took the maidens flower and she performed admirably. Afterward they called my phone and said "sir you have bested us with both your might and masculinity we hereby relinquish our claim to your coin. " I laughed in their vanquished faces. I have returned to take the maiden's flower since. This time they approached and released the damsel to me and made their retreat. I haven't returned since this day and I understand the maid now holds court in a local Inn.

LOL —*This belongs on Reddit.

**Mike1107** · 02-21-20 16:20

Any good Spanish providers out there.

**MadPlaid** · 02-21-20 15:59

Originally Posted by WowWeeWow [View Original Post]

Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!

I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.

I challenged them with a "Sirs how dare you besmirch my honor this way and attempt to abscond with my hard-earned coin. " While placing my hand on the hilt of my mighty weapon and threw down the gauntlet. The ne'er-do-wells said you have bested us this time we shall retreat and allow you to complete your deed. I took the maidens flower and she performed admirably. Afterward they called my phone and said "sir you have bested us with both your might and masculinity we hereby relinquish our claim to your coin. " I laughed in their vanquished faces. I have returned to take the maiden's flower since. This time they approached and released the damsel to me and made their retreat. I haven't returned since this day and I understand the maid now holds court in a local Inn.

Slow clap gif.

**Old Chinese Guy** · 02-21-20 15:54

Originally Posted by WowWeeWow [View Original Post]

Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!

I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.

I challenged them with a "Sirs how dare you besmirch my honor this way and attempt to abscond with my hard-earned coin. " While placing my hand on the hilt of my mighty weapon and threw down the gauntlet. The ne'er-do-wells said you have bested us this time we shall retreat and allow you to complete your deed. I took the maidens flower and she performed admirably. Afterward they called my phone and said "sir you have bested us with both your might and masculinity we hereby relinquish our claim to your coin. " I laughed in their vanquished faces. I have returned to take the maiden's flower since. This time they approached and released the damsel to me and made their retreat. I haven't returned since this day and I understand the maid now holds court in a local Inn.

A hilarious interpretation of events however I think you meant 'secluded' not 'secreted'. 'Secreted' in that mean more like 'pissed their pants' than 'hid behind', then again, maybe they were pissing their pants too!

**Newbie58** · 02-21-20 15:49

Very well done, sir. I wish my mind worked like that. You put a smile on my face.

Originally Posted by WowWeeWow [View Original Post]

Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!

I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.

I challenged them with a "Sirs how dare you besmirch my honor this way and attempt to abscond with my hard-earned coin. " While placing my hand on the hilt of my mighty weapon and threw down the gauntlet. The ne'er-do-wells said you have bested us this time we shall retreat and allow you to complete your deed. I took the maidens flower and she performed admirably. Afterward they called my phone and said "sir you have bested us with both your might and masculinity we hereby relinquish our claim to your coin. " I laughed in their vanquished faces. I have returned to take the maiden's flower since. This time they approached and released the damsel to me and made their retreat. I haven't returned since this day and I understand the maid now holds court in a local Inn.

**Drewonhere** · 02-21-20 15:15

Originally Posted by WowWeeWow [View Original Post]

Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!

I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.

I challenged them with a "Sirs how dare you besmirch my honor this way and attempt to abscond with my hard-earned coin. " While placing my hand on the hilt of my mighty weapon and threw down the gauntlet. The ne'er-do-wells said you have bested us this time we shall retreat and allow you to complete your deed. I took the maidens flower and she performed admirably. Afterward they called my phone and said "sir you have bested us with both your might and masculinity we hereby relinquish our claim to your coin. " I laughed in their vanquished faces. I have returned to take the maiden's flower since. This time they approached and released the damsel to me and made their retreat. I haven't returned since this day and I understand the maid now holds court in a local Inn.

That's how I interpreted it too.

**WowWeeWow** · 02-21-20 08:50

Originally Posted by JonMels [View Original Post]

Wondering if we can have this deciphered.

Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!

I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.

I challenged them with a "Sirs how dare you besmirch my honor this way and attempt to abscond with my hard-earned coin. " While placing my hand on the hilt of my mighty weapon and threw down the gauntlet. The ne'er-do-wells said you have bested us this time we shall retreat and allow you to complete your deed. I took the maidens flower and she performed admirably. Afterward they called my phone and said "sir you have bested us with both your might and masculinity we hereby relinquish our claim to your coin. " I laughed in their vanquished faces. I have returned to take the maiden's flower since. This time they approached and released the damsel to me and made their retreat. I haven't returned since this day and I understand the maid now holds court in a local Inn.

**JonMels** · 02-20-20 23:38

Originally Posted by Average9 [View Original Post]

I went to that house several time's about
year ago. Dudes tryed to hide behi d the door went I entered. I was expecting a scam. I turned to. Them and said get the fu k out of her a d reached for my weapon. They. Backed ofd and said it cool and left. The girl did the deed awesomely and I left. They called my pho e and apologized. I went ahai. And did the deed another dah. They oulled up a d let the girl out for me and left. I didn't return thete but the girl. Alls me and she hoats in a hotell now.

Wondering if we can have this deciphered.

**Average9** · 02-20-20 19:47

Originally Posted by AppleFan125 [View Original Post]

Not sure if this one has been posted before: (8 XX) XXX-914xxxx236;.

http://hartford.skipthegames.com/fem...9/362116332044 ?I don't see a more recent ad but I think this is her. Is missing a / some right sided teeth.

Located on central ave in new haven. Has an incall which is a back little house. Went inside and gave donation. 6 so wasn't being too cautious.

But I did deadbolt the door as I always do.

Sends a text and gets naked and starts licking the shaft before someone comes knocking. They are getting pissed because the door won't open.

She says it a roommate and she tries to ignore but then she opens.

Skinny black guy with mustache comes in. He's not looking for a fight at all but seems more interested in getting the girl out saying "he caught her again".

Has a jeep now parked in the driveway (his car).

Not sure the situation here but she walks out with me and I try to salvage by getting her to do cardate but she goes back in to get her money and I leave.

Driving past the house the jeep is now gone.

Seemed like a rather extensive scam than a true robbery. For 0.6 I could care less but now I'm just trying to fuck with them. Sent a message the day after and she tried having me come back saying the guy went to Maryland on work lmao.

I went to that house several time's about
year ago. Dudes tryed to hide behi d the door went I entered. I was expecting a scam. I turned to. Them and said get the fu k out of her a d reached for my weapon. They. Backed ofd and said it cool and left. The girl did the deed awesomely and I left. They called my pho e and apologized. I went ahai. And did the deed another dah. They oulled up a d let the girl out for me and left. I didn't return thete but the girl. Alls me and she hoats in a hotell now.