Massage Parlor Reports

[Driver62]

Hit this place up for a 30 minute session yesterday. Had my pick out of 3 cuties there. Message was very nice. No pre-flip tease, but when I did flip, It was worth the wait. Plenty of UTC top and bottom roaming and nursing. Didn't ask, she just put my hands where they needed to be. Yeah, stop by. 50 house, 40 tip. There is more on the menu.

[DougMap]

New to the site and wanted to reach out and see if anybody knows where she might have gone. Have heard possibly opened up an apartment someplace in that area but have had no luck. She was amazing and would love to locate and see her again.

I think maybe she is at the Spa on DIggs BLvd last I heard. There is a Sasha on Old Bridge in Woodbridge but not the same one.

[VaMonger8010]

New to the site and wanted to reach out and see if anybody knows where she might have gone. Have heard possibly opened up an apartment someplace in that area but have had no luck. She was amazing and would love to locate and see her again.

[PreShowRitual]

She very fat an face ugly and look ugly tooth too.

She might have a habit of texting too. I had gotten two texts that were both essentially "Handsome man I miss you. You come see me soon. " after only seeing her once.

[IcedOne2]

Saw for 1st time. Massage yes but HJ basic and no dress appeal like Tara. Nothing came off. I passed on Lucy not day for KK. Maybe mistake. Kk offered a Gina few weeks ago but tip Kk sent was crazy $ for BJ. But Kk was the deal maker because she was sick. Guess her cut for not being able to work. Tara only HJ but can suck and touch her. Kk had street clothes on. Guess Lucy my next trip.

Lucy and KK are the same type of high quality massage but in my experience very pricey for anything other than standard Nova. Lucy is a tad less personable.

[IcedOne2]

Has anyone visited Elsa in Herndon yet?

[Metloaf]

Gents, Mech here, long-ish time researcher. Thought it time to contribute to the conversation.

For today's festivities, due to some nagging sports injuries and life stressors, I was looking for someone who was more capable during the other 59 minutes and 26 seconds beyond what most of us are here to talk about. I mean any floosie and up, down, up, down, A, B, A, B, select, start. My dumb ass has been doing that for the better part of 40 years, I need someone with a bit more skill. Anywho, based on pretty gleaming reviews here, I gave KK a buzz. UN-fortunately, she quickly replied back that she was out of town briefly. She asked if I wanted to try one of her friends. Also based on what I have learned here, that sounded like a capital idea. She said Lucy would be contacting me. Hmm. Recent reviews say she is more drama than what I want for today. F it, we confirm the time and I show up.

People. You have all been seriously underrating Lucy's abilities when it comes to the actual massage. I haven't been able to lift my arm above shoulder level for about 2 months and my knees feel like someone twice my age. After an hour (-ish) with Lucy, I am feeling downright sprightly. I mean, sure I could seek out an LMT and describe exactly what is going on with me and hopefully they can fix it, but where is the fun in that? Lucy by dumb luck, or skill, just contorted me left, right and center, took out some anger issues on my hamstrings and IT bands, and put my neck through the tumble cycle all of which left me feeling REALLY damn good.

As for the other 34 seconds, she simply flat out asked me, "do you want (NOVA)?" "Why yes, my dear, that is precisely why I am here. " (I didn't tell her I felt like I got ran over by a truck when I walked in.) She says " 4". I nod and it is off to the races. Not really the races though, this was definitely not rushed, not the best NoVA I have ever had, but its up there. Then it was time to hit the showers and I was out of there. I still want to see how KK stands up to this. Definitely sounds like her tipping situation is a bit more professional than Lucy's and morbid curiosity demands I see how she does.

A couple points of interest. I almost got hit by another monger in the parking lot as I was walking in. I know everyone pretty much wants to high tail it out of there when you're done, but seriously, watch for pedestrians. Also, she was texting (sometimes by speech to text (via translator)) during the sesh. It wasn't enough to piss me off, but it was noticeable and a bit annoying. I know she needs to earn a living, but my living paid for this particular block of time.

Saw for 1st time. Massage yes but HJ basic and no dress appeal like Tara. Nothing came off. I passed on Lucy not day for KK. Maybe mistake. Kk offered a Gina few weeks ago but tip Kk sent was crazy $ for BJ. But Kk was the deal maker because she was sick. Guess her cut for not being able to work. Tara only HJ but can suck and touch her. Kk had street clothes on. Guess Lucy my next trip.

[TheOuroboros]

Would you suggest without a lot of hassle and gps?

Lucy has been talk of the town at Fairfax Therapeutic on Javier, a safe bet for decent massage and FS that won't break the bank. I did a post at 6283 Franconia not too long ago. Then there's 307 maple ave in vienna and 8303 Arlington blvd which offer cheap massage and an elaborate menu tho as always YMMV.

[Justin999]

She always change name and change number phone on ad!

Her use fake pics all the times. Because, Her charge too much money! WTF.

[Rhinopole]

She very fat an face ugly and look ugly tooth too.

If this is the same Jewel I saw about a year ago, I agree she's unattractive and she doesn't offer much value.

[HardanFast]

Did you actually pay with a credit card at one of these, or are you talking about a completely legitimate spa or similar business? Even if any of the places talked about here took a credit or debit card, I think it would not be something I would be willing to do.

Only time I've experienced that is if paying by card.

[CoolWays]

Would you suggest without a lot of hassle and gps?

Went by during the lunch period to Pine Tree. It's located in a medical office building and just a few doors down from another KAMP garden. Now I've been to garden before but figured I'd check mark another spa and took a 30 min reprieve with Cindy a mid 40/50's cutie wearing a black top and jean skirt with no bra so I got to see a nice pair of hanging Cs. A quick rub down followed by a flip and teasing of the boys. It's the same ok routine and then negotiations. I tried to convince her for more than a HE, and while more can definitely be deliberated we couldn't come to an agreement on price as she wanted $$ for the full menu. I settled for a topless HJ for. 6, figured maybe after a few visits I'll try my luck again. Overall it's about the same experience as any other AMP in NoVa.

Lately tho I've had much more luck at the CAMPs in the area in terms of better bang for your buck. While ironically the opposite is true in MD, where KAMPs offer better FS. But as always beltway traffic continues to be a bane. Till next time.

GnS.

[TheOuroboros]

Went by during the lunch period to Pine Tree. It's located in a medical office building and just a few doors down from another KAMP garden. Now I've been to garden before but figured I'd check mark another spa and took a 30 min reprieve with Cindy a mid 40/50's cutie wearing a black top and jean skirt with no bra so I got to see a nice pair of hanging Cs. A quick rub down followed by a flip and teasing of the boys. It's the same ok routine and then negotiations. I tried to convince her for more than a HE, and while more can definitely be deliberated we couldn't come to an agreement on price as she wanted $$ for the full menu. I settled for a topless HJ for. 6, figured maybe after a few visits I'll try my luck again. Overall it's about the same experience as any other AMP in NoVa.

Lately tho I've had much more luck at the CAMPs in the area in terms of better bang for your buck. While ironically the opposite is true in MD, where KAMPs offer better FS. But as always beltway traffic continues to be a bane. Till next time.

GnS.

[IrishBarrister]

I went to see Kelly, who is advertising on Bedpage - https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9593810.html - she is not the woman in the pictures (shock) - she is Phillipino and likely born or spent most of her life in California. She is very pretty, probably younger than 30, with a lovely body showed off by wearing a sheer negligee. The massage was terrible. Useless. No teasing. On the flip she asks you to turn over and then says nothing else and delivers a very mechanical finish without a sound. All the time looking away like she is dreaming of being somewhere else. Paid $. 2 (in advance), left no tip. A really poor option. You know how we hope a sessions put a zip in your step? This would produce the opposite. After I left I kept think $. 2 is a great pair of running shoes or 4 bottles of good wine. Or 6 spinning classes. One starts to come to the conclusion that the only session is a bad session or at least a disappointing one.

[LookieHookie18]

Also check bedpage massage and bodyrub sections. Mostly very reliable ads with many who have been in the area awhile.

https://washington-dc.skipthegames.c...e/?clients=men

https://www.adultlook.com/l/virginia

http://rubratings.com/cities/

I also use p411 and Ter is now online again.

As always be safe be happy be nice and be relaxed,.

Relaxed In Ak.