Streetwalker Reports

**Coochie Eater** · 02-20-20 17:34

Originally Posted by DrSuess [View Original Post]

NEVER trust a pussy in this business, would rather trust a tard than a pussy any time but I know we think with our diks while doing this LMFAO.

Usually for the worst.

Some women aren't hookers. They're mothers short on rent, or maybe a kid's birthday is coming up and they need quick cash. And they're sweet and honorable and upright.

UNTIL THEY'RE NOT!

Then they get a bad boyfriend, or a drug habit, or a bad boyfriend's drug habit. Or they get a pimp. Or who knows what the fuck! So even women you've trusted for years wind up taking cash, credit cards, driver's license, or, if you're fucking stupid enough to host in your own house, they arrange a major shakedown or theft. Jesus, if you have the urge to trust a hooker, please cut your dick off, then decide if you want to pursue that relationship or not. If you still do, cut your nuts off. If you wind up full blown eunuch and you still want the relationship, then, hey, more power to you.

So as some pretty young thing, or sexy older thing, or some wish-fulfillment fetish thing is swallowing your load, and you start to have feelings for her because she's smart enough to call you "Honey" or "Sweetie", or "Love" and kiss you on the cheek that feels like real affections, just keep saying to yourself "I'm A TRICK! I'm A TRICK!" Trick = doormat. Trick = dupe. Trick = loser. Trick = sucker.

To be quite honest, this game has no winners. It's a forgone Lose-Lose situation. You have a brief moment of pleasure, and they have enough to buy the drugs, clothes, shoes, make-up and wigs they need. You overpaid for a hand job, and they conned you out of some money for a feeling of some kind of connectedness.

Coochie (still addicted to this game) Eater.

God Bless You All.

**RndmFF** · 02-20-20 16:57

There is a pretty big main reason anyone should stay away from Angie's daughter, it won't end up very well for you and her running off with a couple dollars is the least of your worries!

**DrSuess** · 02-20-20 14:18

Originally Posted by BigMilwaukee [View Original Post]

While it is unfortunate, and embarrassing (come on, could see that comming from a mile a way), you are not the first, and you won't be the last. You might be served reading the discussion a page or so back under escort reports. I won't repeat the whole discussion, but to emphasize one thing: do not ever think you are friends with a street walker. No matter how many times you met, no matter how much money has changed hands, do not trust them. Take it from me, and every other person on here that has posted about the SAME experience. No, you are not special. No, she is not unique and different. Read the rules, read about everyone else's mistakes, don't make the same damn ones. That should minimize any bad experiences, other than letting a girl in your car that hasn't showered in a week, is dope sick, and has not washed her clothes in a month. That or you pick up jojo.

NEVER trust a pussy in this business, would rather trust a tard than a pussy any time but I know we think with our diks while doing this LMFAO.

**BigMilwaukee** · 02-20-20 13:17

While it is unfortunate, and embarrassing (come on, could see that comming from a mile a way), you are not the first, and you won't be the last. You might be served reading the discussion a page or so back under escort reports. I won't repeat the whole discussion, but to emphasize one thing: do not ever think you are friends with a street walker. No matter how many times you met, no matter how much money has changed hands, do not trust them. Take it from me, and every other person on here that has posted about the SAME experience. No, you are not special. No, she is not unique and different. Read the rules, read about everyone else's mistakes, don't make the same damn ones. That should minimize any bad experiences, other than letting a girl in your car that hasn't showered in a week, is dope sick, and has not washed her clothes in a month. That or you pick up jojo.

Originally Posted by PleasurPiranha [View Original Post]

I've known her for awhile. Had a few successful car dates but this time asked for an outcall to my place for full srv. Took my $30 (front for crack) & my cigs and walked off never to return. We've all trusted them after getting to know them. The result is always the same. Not the first or probably even the last 30 bucks I will give away in the hopes of getting a little more than the next guy. She frequents National between 20th-26th. Has her daughter (Kay) following in her motherly footsteps.

**GioX 68** · 02-19-20 21:51

Saw 7 SWs on the Southside loop between 9:30 and 11 today, one doesn't count seeing it was fucking jojo in a green Eskimo jacket with the hood up just like green jacket girl on STG, I looped around twice before I saw the Unibrowed freak.

**Ps1999** · 02-19-20 19:14

Originally Posted by PleasurPiranha [View Original Post]

I've known her for awhile. Had a few successful car dates but this time asked for an outcall to my place for full srv. Took my $30 (front for crack) & my cigs and walked off never to return. We've all trusted them after getting to know them. The result is always the same. Not the first or probably even the last 30 bucks I will give away in the hopes of getting a little more than the next guy. She frequents National between 20th-26th. Has her daughter (Kay) following in her motherly footsteps.

You should never trust a woman that doesn't wear her seatbelt.

**HuntingStreets** · 02-19-20 17:17

Originally Posted by PleasurPiranha [View Original Post]

I've known her for awhile. Had a few successful car dates but this time asked for an outcall to my place for full srv. Took my $30 (front for crack) & my cigs and walked off never to return. We've all trusted them after getting to know them. The result is always the same. Not the first or probably even the last 30 bucks I will give away in the hopes of getting a little more than the next guy. She frequents National between 20th-26th. Has her daughter (Kay) following in her motherly footsteps.

Kay has learned that from her mother and will stroll off with your money if you front her. 40 on my end.

HS.

**PleasurPiranha** · 02-19-20 01:09

I've known her for awhile. Had a few successful car dates but this time asked for an outcall to my place for full srv. Took my $30 (front for crack) & my cigs and walked off never to return. We've all trusted them after getting to know them. The result is always the same. Not the first or probably even the last 30 bucks I will give away in the hopes of getting a little more than the next guy. She frequents National between 20th-26th. Has her daughter (Kay) following in her motherly footsteps.

**LookingForLefty** · 02-18-20 01:09

Originally Posted by CoochieEater [View Original Post]

I've posted before what it was like in the 80's. There was barely a street that wasn't a smorgasbord. Now you cruise just to find rejects that don't have internet. I remember the very first girl who waved me down on North Avenue. I wasn't even cruising. She was a cute little thing about 8 months pregnant. She had a room upstairs from one of the businesses there. She rode me cowgirl while I squeezed milk from her perky and very swollen titties. I told her that her milk tasted like cream. "Ice cream?" No, just cream. "Cream cheese?" No, just cream. It's cream, you know? She didn't know. She had no idea what cream was and why it was different than milk. The little bastard in the oven would be 35 now. Shit. And the baby momma would be over 50. Ah, time.

Coochie (been fucking whoever too long) Eater.

God bless you all.

I remember my first pick up at 19th and Greenfield. Native American girl. Young. Just jumped in my car and I wasn't even cruising. We drove to West Milwaukee first before talking. She directed me to the Suburban on 27th. I lasted about 15 seconds. She was really pretty. Her name was Margaret. I'm sure she's over 50 as well. In fact I'd say nearly all the SW I've encountered are probably over 50 if they are living. For sure I will never do anything like that again. Back in the 90's before all the good ones were not online, they were on the streets.

**GioX 68** · 02-17-20 23:19

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**Zazap** · 02-17-20 20:29

Originally Posted by Sanctimonious6 [View Original Post]

Pigs are what they used to get rid of bodies on Deadwood, one of the greatest TV shows ever.

Also, the movie Snatch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NV00luZurw

**Coochie Eater** · 02-17-20 10:01

Originally Posted by HuntingStreets [View Original Post]

National from 18th to 26th, Greenfield from 7th to 26th, Lincoln from 8th to 16th. You need to keep in mind Milwaukee is not a hotbed of Streetwalkers. I'd guess that South there really aren't more than 15 or so full timers. All are addicts. They wander out, get picked up, score, get high, come down, go back out. You say you saw a few on Greenfield. You don't say how long you were out, but if it was anything less than an hour that's probably about right. There's a lot of luck and a lot of patience involved. Sometimes you get lucky and someone decent is out your first spin. More often it can take a LOT of cruising to find one.

HS.

I've posted before what it was like in the 80's. There was barely a street that wasn't a smorgasbord. Now you cruise just to find rejects that don't have internet. I remember the very first girl who waved me down on North Avenue. I wasn't even cruising. She was a cute little thing about 8 months pregnant. She had a room upstairs from one of the businesses there. She rode me cowgirl while I squeezed milk from her perky and very swollen titties. I told her that her milk tasted like cream. "Ice cream?" No, just cream. "Cream cheese?" No, just cream. It's cream, you know? She didn't know. She had no idea what cream was and why it was different than milk. The little bastard in the oven would be 35 now. Shit. And the baby momma would be over 50. Ah, time.

Coochie (been fucking whoever too long) Eater.

God bless you all.

**Sanctimonious6** · 02-17-20 08:17

Originally Posted by CoochieEater [View Original Post]

I think if you're going to dissolve bodies, you use lye. That cleans everything except the bones. I never knew about pigs, but I bet they clean someone up pretty quickly. I hear in Louisiana they dump people in the swamps as gator bait. Well, keep watching Criminal Minds, and get back to us on hooker disposal.

Coochie (don't use a shallow grave) Eater.

God Bless You All.

Pigs are what they used to get rid of bodies on Deadwood, one of the greatest TV shows ever.

**MilwaukeeM** · 02-17-20 07:52

Originally Posted by HuntingStreets [View Original Post]

National from 18th to 26th, Greenfield from 7th to 26th, Lincoln from 8th to 16th. You need to keep in mind Milwaukee is not a hotbed of Streetwalkers. I'd guess that South there really aren't more than 15 or so full timers. All are addicts. They wander out, get picked up, score, get high, come down, go back out. You say you saw a few on Greenfield. You don't say how long you were out, but if it was anything less than an hour that's probably about right. There's a lot of luck and a lot of patience involved. Sometimes you get lucky and someone decent is out your first spin. More often it can take a LOT of cruising to find one.

HS.

Thank you! I was out Saturday night around 1 am. Took a couple trips around but was able to finally pick one up on G around 1:30. Maria or Marie was her name. Very good head. Would pick up again. Only asked because I've only seen maybe one on L and 2 or 3 on and. Just a game of chance that's all.

**WizardOfAahs** · 02-16-20 22:26

Originally Posted by CoochieEater [View Original Post]

I think if you're going to dissolve bodies, you use lye. That cleans everything except the bones. I never knew about pigs, but I bet they clean someone up pretty quickly. I hear in Louisiana they dump people in the swamps as gator bait. Well, keep watching Criminal Minds, and get back to us on hooker disposal.

Both will dissolve a body; lye seems to be quicker and safer, and acid may be more thorough.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/...uman-body.html