The Massholes

**OldtimerMa** · 02-17-20 16:59

Originally Posted by Nrlmus [View Original Post]

That's right! And then there are others that are so hot looking that girls are actually paying us to lay them! Oh yea, there are a lot of us on this forum too! I myself usually try not to overcharge and donate all the proceeds to charity.

There are even street-level pimps here trying to push their product on all of us here too (Imagine that? But you can usually figure those out just by the way they talk about things. Then. And that's the greater majority of those who say 'not me, I'm for real!' - there are those that try to project their wishful thinking on this board too! Damn, sometimes there are so many of them here that my head spins trying to scroll by their BS! But at least they're easily decipherable.

And the last but not least (no need for applause here) are those who supplement their porn habits by projecting their fantasies on USASG pages, consistently describing events that only happened in their heads. They usually don't last too long and eventually Admin kicks them out but they're always here.

This is a quite accurate classification. Good job with it. But one type of the members is missing in your description. There are some really old dudes here, not having sufficient funds to go out often because they live from one social security check to another, or can't get it up anymore regardless of the amount of cialis taken. So they focus on sharing their wisdom based on past experiences. Sounds familiar, Nrlmus?

**TheBoobHound** · 02-17-20 14:32

Originally Posted by OlGary [View Original Post]

We are just too stupid to keep over paying. I recently visited one not too long ago and she did absolutely nothing. Nothing but just stay in one area of my ass and just go up and down nothing mechanical of a massage never came around front to let me get a grab. Nothing but just probably stay there to milk the clock. And then tells me to flip and when I asked for some extra she did the usual act like she did not speak or fully understand English. She looked okay 7 on the scale but with a nice body of 9. I asked for some extra she declinedm she had no panties on I because I was able to feel the kitty through her yoga while she pumped me like a farm animal. Nothing special she pumped me and I was massaging kitty OTC style. When all was done I gave her. 40 and she says you don't have 60. I said no you didn't give me anything else. Next time.

Was that so hard to do. Seeing some of the reviews on here where everyone is now giving. 60 for HJ one can see why the prices are going up. So what if she is young $120 is a bit steep for a CBJ. Continue on that path and itll be 180 in 3 months.

We price ourselves out of the market they don't really raise the price. We don't pay. The place shuts dowb and quick. Trust me I've seen it happen to quite many places. If only some mongers would not let the little guy make them enough they'd know they have negotiating power, too.

Toujula / Negsiro / Grogrin is back again. Dude just can't stay away.

**BuggerOff69** · 02-17-20 13:25

This one is using the same color bikini shots (but rarely of herself) for at least 8 years. I called and asked her for an app't and she kept badgering me, e. G I'd said (stuipidly)) that I was feeling down and her photos were hot. She tiraded me that she was "not the cure to what ails you"! And became appallingly rude.

I tried positing a quick summary on ToSluts, and she began repeat calling my phone, I picked up 1 x and she said "you better pull that ad or I'll tell your wife and daughter what nice things you're doing, Mr. Depressed".

For better or worse, extortion is extortion and I put a complaint form on my local police dep't website. A detective called back and beat around the Bush of "why were you calling her", and I said I thought she was a tantric massage expert! He may have called it, but as foolish as it sounds, it serves as warning: what ever this woman was predictably mad about went along with the great offerings and pics. A pretty face (or in this case 10 year old ass photos) don't make no pretty heart!

**Nrlmus** · 02-17-20 12:50

Originally Posted by Drewonhere [View Original Post]

Some guys just don't realize that others of us are actually good looking and girls actually want to fuck us. I've fucked several girls that supposedly 'don't do that'.

Hahahahahahahaha whew, hahahahahahahaha, OMG. Good for you, bro! Hahahahahahahaha. Yet you pay, just like the rest of us!

That's right! And then there are others that are so hot looking that girls are actually paying us to lay them! Oh yea, there are a lot of us on this forum too! I myself usually try not to overcharge and donate all the proceeds to charity.

There are even street-level pimps here trying to push their product on all of us here too (Imagine that? But you can usually figure those out just by the way they talk about things. Then. And that's the greater majority of those who say 'not me, I'm for real!' - there are those that try to project their wishful thinking on this board too! Damn, sometimes there are so many of them here that my head spins trying to scroll by their BS! But at least they're easily decipherable.

And the last but not least (no need for applause here) are those who supplement their porn habits by projecting their fantasies on USASG pages, consistently describing events that only happened in their heads. They usually don't last too long and eventually Admin kicks them out but they're always here.

**STDKing** · 02-17-20 12:30

Originally Posted by NewOld [View Original Post]

Some guys just don't realize that others of us are actually good looking and girls actually want to fuck us. I've fucked several girls that supposedly 'don't do that'. The first time, I was youngband naive, came here and told everyine. Tgen she got swamped like you say and it ruined it for me, since she was actually into me and she felt slighted. So now I tell nobody. Unless it's obviously just a slam pig that does it for everyone. But I tend not to see those girls. I build personal relationships.

I hate to break it to you but they mostly are not into you, and mainly just care about the cash. Not saying you can't build personal connections, I am sure most of us have had that kind of experience with a regular. But dude, don't be deceived by their flattery. Even if you are good looking, 98 percent of these girls don't care about that. They are not coming to work horny for dick. If anything, most are sick of looking at dick all day. I am not a bad looking guy, and I have had some very intense sessions with regulars. But I never once lied to myself about what it was. The only time I think there may have been anything at all, was with a girl who had sex with me and gave me my money back when I tried to give her a big tip. Even in that case, I felt there was a solid 80 percent chance she was just trying to earn my good will so I would come to her more exclusively (cause even if she wasn't taking the tip, she could have made more money off me just seeing her more without one). Keep your guard up. I have seen women who make you think they love you and only want you, then you read reviews about them taking it from behind by lines of dudes. And the girls who are just more selective: that is still about the money. They are just smarter about it than the girls who fuck everyone. They don't want your cock or your heart, just your money.

**Drewonhere** · 02-17-20 11:47

Some guys just don't realize that others of us are actually good looking and girls actually want to fuck us. I've fucked several girls that supposedly 'don't do that'.

Hahahahahahahaha whew, hahahahahahahaha, OMG. Good for you, bro! Hahahahahahahaha. Yet you pay, just like the rest of us!

**NewOld** · 02-17-20 10:52

Some guys just don't realize that others of us are actually good looking and girls actually want to fuck us. I've fucked several girls that supposedly 'don't do that'. The first time, I was youngband naive, came here and told everyine. Tgen she got swamped like you say and it ruined it for me, since she was actually into me and she felt slighted. So now I tell nobody. Unless it's obviously just a slam pig that does it for everyone. But I tend not to see those girls. I build personal relationships.

Originally Posted by OldtimerMa [View Original Post]

LOL, dude, Angela showed me videos of her daughter on her smartphone. When was it last time you saw her? I have an impression that you really don't go anywhere much and base your opinions on 3-4 year-old info. Angela does provide CFS for 140-160 on top of the house fee. Just go there and see for yourself. Unless you are an owner and trying to achieve something which I don't understand. Another possibility is that you are a jealous boyfriend whom she convinced that she doesn't fuck anyone. Dude, she does, pretty much everyone willing to pay. But it's always covered, if it's comforting to you.

On a second thought, your post is, probably, just a phishing attempt aiming to obtain info on Ella.

**OldtimerMa** · 02-17-20 10:10

Originally Posted by Herow [View Original Post]

This is the same report chain of information that was claiming Angela at CB is doing FS (she isn't) and putting out junk like she took time off to have a kid (she didn't have a kid), but then also dumps on her as over-the-hill and her place being a dump after. Now we have Ella from Prospect suddenly giving it up. I agree with the dude who said there would be a line down the street; she knows that and WE ALL KNOW THAT.

Which is exactly the reason that if any single one of us hit the jackpot with her and she gave it up, we would never say a damned thing on this board about it to avoid the rush swamping her place. It's already halfway impossible to get an appointment there unless you go super early in the day.

FS places offer FS. HE places offer HE and occasionally through a personal connection you can get more. That's how it's been and will probably always be. These surprise announcement of "suddenly there is more" are just information gathering attempts.

LOL, dude, Angela showed me videos of her daughter on her smartphone. When was it last time you saw her? I have an impression that you really don't go anywhere much and base your opinions on 3-4 year-old info. Angela does provide CFS for 140-160 on top of the house fee. Just go there and see for yourself. Unless you are an owner and trying to achieve something which I don't understand. Another possibility is that you are a jealous boyfriend whom she convinced that she doesn't fuck anyone. Dude, she does, pretty much everyone willing to pay. But it's always covered, if it's comforting to you.

On a second thought, your post is, probably, just a phishing attempt aiming to obtain info on Ella.

**KnightInWhite** · 02-15-20 15:18

Looking for a decent provider in the DC / Bethesda area. Thought I would ask here before dredging another forum. Can pm me.

**Trickster666** · 02-15-20 13:35

Originally Posted by Skatar018 [View Original Post]

Yeah I thought the same thing, I put him on ignore, or maybe I shouldn't, wouldn't want to hook-up with anyone he's seen!

Hey Skatar! How's your miserable life going?

**Skatar018** · 02-15-20 09:26

Yeah I thought the same thing, I put him on ignore, or maybe I shouldn't, wouldn't want to hook-up with anyone he's seen!

Originally Posted by MeatMan [View Original Post]

Sup with your screen name?.

**STDKing** · 02-14-20 16:44

Originally Posted by MeatMan [View Original Post]

Sup with your screen name?.

Just my sense of humor related to some old battle scars.

**MeatMan** · 02-14-20 15:53

Originally Posted by STDKing [View Original Post]

I do think this depends on the provider. I have found these women feign ignorance a lot and will often know more about you than you realize (pretty sure though it is mainly through low tech snooping like looking at your license plate when you drive off). I have had some providers ask me all kinds of questions, then realized they are trying to zero in on something specific from an oblique angle (like finding out how much you make, or where you live). I think mostly this is when they think a person will be a problem, or if they are looking for a husband (I've had over five marriage requests in the past two years).

Sup with your screen name?.

**STDKing** · 02-12-20 12:30

Originally Posted by CheezeFist [View Original Post]

You are a smartass, aren't you? All I was saying that if you frequented the spa and if for whatever reason they wanted to find out who you are, they most likely would be able to do that one way or another. If you have an attention span of a baby squirrel, don't come up with moronic public comments attacking other people.

I do think this depends on the provider. I have found these women feign ignorance a lot and will often know more about you than you realize (pretty sure though it is mainly through low tech snooping like looking at your license plate when you drive off). I have had some providers ask me all kinds of questions, then realized they are trying to zero in on something specific from an oblique angle (like finding out how much you make, or where you live). I think mostly this is when they think a person will be a problem, or if they are looking for a husband (I've had over five marriage requests in the past two years).

**OlGary** · 02-10-20 00:15

Originally Posted by Woody32 [View Original Post]

Sorry but fishing in your pocket for your true identity? These girls can't speak English all that well! Do you really think they can read English? I personally don't think that they care what my real name is and what I do for a living. I think you are giving them way too much credit! My experience is that they want very little to do with my personal life. They do want as much of my money as they can get. I have been with 3 workers outside the shop. I have been to their homes in flushing many times. I do have some experience.

You are a smartass, aren't you? All I was saying that if you frequented the spa and if for whatever reason they wanted to find out who you are, they most likely would be able to do that one way or another. If you have an attention span of a baby squirrel, don't come up with moronic public comments attacking other people.