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[Deranged]

The best sex I've had was with a provider -- ten times better than with "the one I love". With her it always felt like work.

Not me, the best sex I end up having is when it's a hookup at a party, bar, Tinder, etc. You pay hookers to like you, so it does not feel anywhere near as genuine which, for me, plays into my level of arousal.

[Wahooboy94]

As I shared under Massage Reports, having just left Herndon Therapy last Thursday night I was still feeling the need to "sow my seeds. ".

I had identified Hana in Sterling on them (https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/hana-escort-sterling-734400), called, and was told to come over. Directions led me to an Extended Stay off of 7.

By the way, I've not been to that many Extended Stays, but this was one of the more rundown facilities I have seen. I did not enjoy walking inside this facility. It felt old and dinghy.

I arrived, "Hana" sends me her room number, and up I go. I get to the door, knock, the door opens and I walk inside.

I am greeted NOT by the Hana pictured on them. This is Michelle, Korean, who sort of reminds me of Lily with the longish nipples, but a body that is a tad thicker than Lily. She speaks just enough English for us to communicate back and forth. I suggest an hour and give her the fee of $160. In retrospect, I should have just asked for 30 minutes.

I begin to get undressed and sit on the edge of the bed. She sees that I want and like to kiss and offers me some Scope. She takes some herself as well. Back to the edge of the bed and we begin with some LFK. She slips out of her red negligee and reveals those longish nipples (not Lily long) on some smallish B-size breasts. I suck on her breasts and nipples. They are great for that.

She asked me to lay down on the bed and slips out of her panties and begins to provide a CBJ. I can feel some teeth, but not uncomfortably so. She might have deep throated me a couple of times but her body position made it hard for me to see. After a few minutes she stops and clearly wants to move on. I think she said, "fuck now. " Her attitude is good, but I sense she is not looking for a 60 minute carnival ride.

By the way, she is going to apply a lot of lube as we shift positions. We begin in missionary. I'm feeling strong, like I could do this forever. She is whispering to me "come on, baby, come on, baby. " Once again, clearly she would like me to finish sooner than later. After several minutes of missionary, I ask her to get on top in cowgirl. Michelle applies more lube and begins to ride me. I am probably thrusting more into her than she is riding me. Still whispering "come on, baby. " Almost like she is pleading. After some time in this position, once again, I'm feeling in good control of myself, I suggest we switch to doggy. More lube. Now, I am pounding away, alternating my speeds and depth of penetration.

I finally finish in the bag. She throws her lingerie back on and begins making the bed. I am wondering if another hobbyist is on the way. As I am walking out, she asks for a tip. I'm thinking I paid for an hour and I am leaving after 30 minutes, but decided, what the heck, and I pull $40 out of my wallet and lay it on the counter by the kitchenette area. Total damage is $200.

In retrospect, I should have just paid for 30 minutes. Michelle sort of reminded me of Lily in terms of body and appearance, but she was no Lily in terms of the experience one typically has with Lily. Her attitude really was not bad, but clearly, she would like her customers to finish sooner than later.

Would I recommend? If you want a QV with an okay-looking Korean, everything covered, and not looking for anything more, this is probably a good way to go. If you want a little more connection, than maybe not.

[Figrindan]

The best sex I've had was with a provider -- ten times better than with "the one I love". With her it always felt like work.

[Gerzoomble]

I've heard mixed things about the various review sites. Which ones are trustworthy and worth the money?

Alternatively, are there any girls that are highly recommend around here that don't require PII? That's what I'm ultimately looking for. I wanted to make a date with Antonella after hearing great things, but I'm too worried about giving up it PIi.

[OldBoomer]

You called an old guy? That's me. There is no comparison. It's two different things completely. But both can be fantastic.

With someone you love it's like you are two people with one mind and body feeling something unique each and every time no matter how many years your with the same person.

With a "provider", it's just different. The excitement of a new adventure with a Pattaya nubile 95 lb young 20 something girl who says she's an amateur but you know in the sack she's a seasoned pro, to a beautiful Brazilian with a big beautiful ass that won't quit banging on a beach in Rio, to a Moscow pro and her friend you pickup from Nightflight off Tverskaya street for a night of hedonism to banging Vegas strippers in the VIP room- all fantastic experiences, different from each other, but also the similar- but something completely different than a love session.

As you can tell it's hard to explain and must be experienced.

That's what is needed More experience.

[JmSuttr]

Come on, I didn't really expect a real TS but mentioning it helps make the story a little better that's half the fun here, isn't it? In this case, ad did its job, it caught my eye, and made me at least want to see what was available. A thick Latina. Or just because the ad set itself apart and for the possibility of the. 01%. As soon as I saw the address I knew there wasn't going to be a TS but 2nd Rock in Vienna didn't have a TS and it was a pretty good time. I guess I'm the kind of person who wants to see what happens next and in this case, it was a really good time that didn't break the bank.

(If anyone wants a good story, let me know and I share what happened to a guy in Chicago.)

Namely that Latina crapshoot ads are adopting the same tactics as the Asian variety, which wasn't the case previously. It's almost as if they're using the same ad-writing service. Since most crapshoot women, Asian and Latina, speak limited English it's obvious they didn't write them.

Glad you're a savvy shopper but it's still useful to continue to point out that all these types of ads promise the moon and (mostly) fail to deliver. As always, if a gem is found, it's worthwhile to get her personal digits so you can find her again.

[Lane Narrows]

There are no table showers out there except in regular AMPs. And 99.99% of AMP ads will always give their street address because they also want to attract walk-in clients.

No hotel or apt based crapshoot outfit, Asian or Latina, is going to set up a true table shower. It's all just bogus marketing to get guys to call. With both types of ads, it's a roll of the dice so best to keep your expectations low and book the shortest appt possible. If you're pleasantly surprised you can usually extend the time.

Come on, I didn't really expect a real TS but mentioning it helps make the story a little better that's half the fun here, isn't it? In this case, ad did its job, it caught my eye, and made me at least want to see what was available. A thick Latina. Or just because the ad set itself apart and for the possibility of the. 01%. As soon as I saw the address I knew there wasn't going to be a TS but 2nd Rock in Vienna didn't have a TS and it was a pretty good time. I guess I'm the kind of person who wants to see what happens next and in this case, it was a really good time that didn't break the bank.

(If anyone wants a good story, let me know and I share what happened to a guy in Chicago.)

[Lane Narrows]

Is it the same girl in the photos?

The photos either aren't her or are dated. Pretty similar, however but she was heavier. The tetons look the same.

[JackAubry]

A number of you commented on the stick you wick quote. No one commented on the best sex will be with the someone you love.

OK.

Any old guys out there feel the best sex was with a lover not a provider?

Or is the best sex with that acrobatic contortionist you paid for? *not saying that would be bad.

You called an old guy? That's me. There is no comparison. It's two different things completely. But both can be fantastic.

With someone you love it's like you are two people with one mind and body feeling something unique each and every time no matter how many years your with the same person.

With a "provider", it's just different. The excitement of a new adventure with a Pattaya nubile 95 lb young 20 something girl who says she's an amateur but you know in the sack she's a seasoned pro, to a beautiful Brazilian with a big beautiful ass that won't quit banging on a beach in Rio, to a Moscow pro and her friend you pickup from Nightflight off Tverskaya street for a night of hedonism to banging Vegas strippers in the VIP room- all fantastic experiences, different from each other, but also the similar- but something completely different than a love session.

As you can tell it's hard to explain and must be experienced.

[OldBoomer]

I attended a Catholic School. One of my better teachers had taken vows of celibacy to the church. Formally he was a WWII Marine, a Lineman and some other things he would not talk about. He taught the "Family" Class. Here are two Quotes:

"Be careful where you stick your Wick" (this lesson was driven home with Navy training films).

"The best sex you will every have will be with the woman you love. ".

Not that sex at a crapshoot is BAD! But the good stuff, the best stuff, is not available here.

Just saying.

A number of you commented on the stick you wick quote. No one commented on the best sex will be with the someone you love.

OK.

Any old guys out there feel the best sex was with a lover not a provider?

Or is the best sex with that acrobatic contortionist you paid for? *not saying that would be bad.

[JmSuttr]

Well, I saw the ad for "Table Shower. GFE & BTB. Best Massage" in CXG and decided to do some recon. To answer the first question, there is no table shower. But I did find an attractive Latina BBW "travel agent" with an accommodating attitude. I was able to arrange a 1st Class trip to Paradise, PA for $. 2 with a well executed tour of Greece for an additional. 4. In addition, French was spoken without a translator. Overall a good hhr trip but I wouldn't recommend any longer than that.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/ingri...ssage-36807350

Be good to the ladies.

LN.

There are no table showers out there except in regular AMPs. And 99.99% of AMP ads will always give their street address because they also want to attract walk-in clients.

No hotel or apt based crapshoot outfit, Asian or Latina, is going to set up a true table shower. It's all just bogus marketing to get guys to call. With both types of ads, it's a roll of the dice so best to keep your expectations low and book the shortest appt possible. If you're pleasantly surprised you can usually extend the time.

[JmSuttr]

Had a chance to see Victoria Gracen and I would not recommend. She looks just like her porn videos and is clean. Spunky attitude but that's about it. Performance is lousy and completely not GFE or PSE whatsoever. No LFK or DFK, no daty. She charges premium rates but puts out a 150 qv performance. Not worth whatever she's charging. Spend your hard earned cash on other real premium providers.

Thanks for the report and the warning. With so many ad sites and agency sites, it's helpful to have a link so others can know exactly who you're talking about. By your description, I'm guessing she's a current or former porn actress (not my scene). But is she also advertising escort services? If so, where?

[Summerinthecity]

Well, I saw the ad for "Table Shower. GFE & BTB. Best Massage" in CXG and decided to do some recon. To answer the first question, there is no table shower. But I did find an attractive Latina BBW "travel agent" with an accommodating attitude. I was able to arrange a 1st Class trip to Paradise, PA for $. 2 with a well executed tour of Greece for an additional. 4. In addition, French was spoken without a translator. Overall a good hhr trip but I wouldn't recommend any longer than that.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/ingri...ssage-36807350

Be good to the ladies.

LN.

Is it the same girl in the photos?

[BaseBalance]

Saw this one in Tysons and she was a waste of time. Everything covered, included breasts. She kept stopping in the middle of CBJ saying "Need to find my love. CBJ. Lack luster at best. After 3 attempts she found her lube and it was to stop the CBJ and start a hand job. Needless to say, when I was at 1/2 mast she say "are you ready?

I tried but her attitude and demeanor was enough for me to tell her, "You have the right tools but the BJ was subpar, the rules you have are ridiculous and you should switch careers because you do a disservice to your profession. Keep the $$ add it to you "change career fund".

The girl pics resembles her but it is not her, unless she seriously photo shopped it and was in better shape. She isn't in bad shape and like I told her the tools are not the issue, her attitude is. She is in Springfield now.

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[Sylas]

https://cityxguide.co/escorts/s-per-...icana-28727240

Mid 30's Dominican Republic Mami with beautiful D's, a great ass and even better pussy. We did CBJ for about 5 minutes which by itself was good enough to make me nut. She deepthroated then proceeded to head over to the chair and I went in. Overall 9/10, taking one star off because she was a bit too interested in her phone.

Qv 80.