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**OldBoomer** · 02-09-20 16:47

Originally Posted by JackAubry [View Original Post]

You called an old guy? That's me. There is no comparison. It's two different things completely. But both can be fantastic.

With someone you love it's like you are two people with one mind and body feeling something unique each and every time no matter how many years your with the same person.

With a "provider", it's just different. The excitement of a new adventure with a Pattaya nubile 95 lb young 20 something girl who says she's an amateur but you know in the sack she's a seasoned pro, to a beautiful Brazilian with a big beautiful ass that won't quit banging on a beach in Rio, to a Moscow pro and her friend you pickup from Nightflight off Tverskaya street for a night of hedonism to banging Vegas strippers in the VIP room- all fantastic experiences, different from each other, but also the similar- but something completely different than a love session.

As you can tell it's hard to explain and must be experienced.

That's what is needed More experience.

**JmSuttr** · 02-09-20 12:38

Originally Posted by LaneNarrows [View Original Post]

Come on, I didn't really expect a real TS but mentioning it helps make the story a little better that's half the fun here, isn't it? In this case, ad did its job, it caught my eye, and made me at least want to see what was available. A thick Latina. Or just because the ad set itself apart and for the possibility of the. 01%. As soon as I saw the address I knew there wasn't going to be a TS but 2nd Rock in Vienna didn't have a TS and it was a pretty good time. I guess I'm the kind of person who wants to see what happens next and in this case, it was a really good time that didn't break the bank.

(If anyone wants a good story, let me know and I share what happened to a guy in Chicago.)

Namely that Latina crapshoot ads are adopting the same tactics as the Asian variety, which wasn't the case previously. It's almost as if they're using the same ad-writing service. Since most crapshoot women, Asian and Latina, speak limited English it's obvious they didn't write them.

Glad you're a savvy shopper but it's still useful to continue to point out that all these types of ads promise the moon and (mostly) fail to deliver. As always, if a gem is found, it's worthwhile to get her personal digits so you can find her again.

**Lane Narrows** · 02-09-20 12:09

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

There are no table showers out there except in regular AMPs. And 99.99% of AMP ads will always give their street address because they also want to attract walk-in clients.

No hotel or apt based crapshoot outfit, Asian or Latina, is going to set up a true table shower. It's all just bogus marketing to get guys to call. With both types of ads, it's a roll of the dice so best to keep your expectations low and book the shortest appt possible. If you're pleasantly surprised you can usually extend the time.

Come on, I didn't really expect a real TS but mentioning it helps make the story a little better that's half the fun here, isn't it? In this case, ad did its job, it caught my eye, and made me at least want to see what was available. A thick Latina. Or just because the ad set itself apart and for the possibility of the. 01%. As soon as I saw the address I knew there wasn't going to be a TS but 2nd Rock in Vienna didn't have a TS and it was a pretty good time. I guess I'm the kind of person who wants to see what happens next and in this case, it was a really good time that didn't break the bank.

(If anyone wants a good story, let me know and I share what happened to a guy in Chicago.)

**Lane Narrows** · 02-09-20 11:20

Originally Posted by Jjny25 [View Original Post]

Is it the same girl in the photos?

The photos either aren't her or are dated. Pretty similar, however but she was heavier. The tetons look the same.

**JackAubry** · 02-09-20 01:13

Originally Posted by OldBoomer [View Original Post]

A number of you commented on the stick you wick quote. No one commented on the best sex will be with the someone you love.

OK.

Any old guys out there feel the best sex was with a lover not a provider?

Or is the best sex with that acrobatic contortionist you paid for? *not saying that would be bad.

You called an old guy? That's me. There is no comparison. It's two different things completely. But both can be fantastic.

With someone you love it's like you are two people with one mind and body feeling something unique each and every time no matter how many years your with the same person.

With a "provider", it's just different. The excitement of a new adventure with a Pattaya nubile 95 lb young 20 something girl who says she's an amateur but you know in the sack she's a seasoned pro, to a beautiful Brazilian with a big beautiful ass that won't quit banging on a beach in Rio, to a Moscow pro and her friend you pickup from Nightflight off Tverskaya street for a night of hedonism to banging Vegas strippers in the VIP room- all fantastic experiences, different from each other, but also the similar- but something completely different than a love session.

As you can tell it's hard to explain and must be experienced.

**OldBoomer** · 02-09-20 00:11

Originally Posted by OldBoomer [View Original Post]

I attended a Catholic School. One of my better teachers had taken vows of celibacy to the church. Formally he was a WWII Marine, a Lineman and some other things he would not talk about. He taught the "Family" Class. Here are two Quotes:

"Be careful where you stick your Wick" (this lesson was driven home with Navy training films).

"The best sex you will every have will be with the woman you love. ".

Not that sex at a crapshoot is BAD! But the good stuff, the best stuff, is not available here.

Just saying.

A number of you commented on the stick you wick quote. No one commented on the best sex will be with the someone you love.

OK.

Any old guys out there feel the best sex was with a lover not a provider?

Or is the best sex with that acrobatic contortionist you paid for? *not saying that would be bad.

**JmSuttr** · 02-08-20 23:28

Originally Posted by LaneNarrows [View Original Post]

Well, I saw the ad for "Table Shower. GFE & BTB. Best Massage" in CXG and decided to do some recon. To answer the first question, there is no table shower. But I did find an attractive Latina BBW "travel agent" with an accommodating attitude. I was able to arrange a 1st Class trip to Paradise, PA for $. 2 with a well executed tour of Greece for an additional. 4. In addition, French was spoken without a translator. Overall a good hhr trip but I wouldn't recommend any longer than that.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/ingri...ssage-36807350

Be good to the ladies.

LN.

There are no table showers out there except in regular AMPs. And 99.99% of AMP ads will always give their street address because they also want to attract walk-in clients.

No hotel or apt based crapshoot outfit, Asian or Latina, is going to set up a true table shower. It's all just bogus marketing to get guys to call. With both types of ads, it's a roll of the dice so best to keep your expectations low and book the shortest appt possible. If you're pleasantly surprised you can usually extend the time.

**JmSuttr** · 02-08-20 23:12

Originally Posted by SkipHop [View Original Post]

Had a chance to see Victoria Gracen and I would not recommend. She looks just like her porn videos and is clean. Spunky attitude but that's about it. Performance is lousy and completely not GFE or PSE whatsoever. No LFK or DFK, no daty. She charges premium rates but puts out a 150 qv performance. Not worth whatever she's charging. Spend your hard earned cash on other real premium providers.

Thanks for the report and the warning. With so many ad sites and agency sites, it's helpful to have a link so others can know exactly who you're talking about. By your description, I'm guessing she's a current or former porn actress (not my scene). But is she also advertising escort services? If so, where?

**Summerinthecity** · 02-08-20 21:39

Originally Posted by LaneNarrows [View Original Post]

Well, I saw the ad for "Table Shower. GFE & BTB. Best Massage" in CXG and decided to do some recon. To answer the first question, there is no table shower. But I did find an attractive Latina BBW "travel agent" with an accommodating attitude. I was able to arrange a 1st Class trip to Paradise, PA for $. 2 with a well executed tour of Greece for an additional. 4. In addition, French was spoken without a translator. Overall a good hhr trip but I wouldn't recommend any longer than that.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/ingri...ssage-36807350

Be good to the ladies.

LN.

Is it the same girl in the photos?

**BaseBalance** · 02-08-20 21:22

Saw this one in Tysons and she was a waste of time. Everything covered, included breasts. She kept stopping in the middle of CBJ saying "Need to find my love. CBJ. Lack luster at best. After 3 attempts she found her lube and it was to stop the CBJ and start a hand job. Needless to say, when I was at 1/2 mast she say "are you ready?

I tried but her attitude and demeanor was enough for me to tell her, "You have the right tools but the BJ was subpar, the rules you have are ridiculous and you should switch careers because you do a disservice to your profession. Keep the $$ add it to you "change career fund".

The girl pics resembles her but it is not her, unless she seriously photo shopped it and was in better shape. She isn't in bad shape and like I told her the tools are not the issue, her attitude is. She is in Springfield now.

https://cityxguide.photo/ads/i-y-i-g...16658-21452128

**Sylas** · 02-08-20 19:25

https://cityxguide.co/escorts/s-per-...icana-28727240

Mid 30's Dominican Republic Mami with beautiful D's, a great ass and even better pussy. We did CBJ for about 5 minutes which by itself was good enough to make me nut. She deepthroated then proceeded to head over to the chair and I went in. Overall 9/10, taking one star off because she was a bit too interested in her phone.

Qv 80.

**Lane Narrows** · 02-08-20 18:56

Well, I saw the ad for "Table Shower. GFE & BTB. Best Massage" in CXG and decided to do some recon. To answer the first question, there is no table shower. But I did find an attractive Latina BBW "travel agent" with an accommodating attitude. I was able to arrange a 1st Class trip to Paradise, PA for $. 2 with a well executed tour of Greece for an additional. 4. In addition, French was spoken without a translator. Overall a good hhr trip but I wouldn't recommend any longer than that.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/ingri...ssage-36807350

Be good to the ladies.

LN.

**Summerinthecity** · 02-08-20 15:06

Bebe in Tysons is on Vacation until May. Can anyone recommend a sensual accommodating Thai lady? Feel free to PM.

**Tom McAn** · 02-08-20 14:30

Originally Posted by SonChi [View Original Post]

For your honesty and transparency. You, we, do have a community here. You are doing great.

I want to say one thing to all of us. Irrespective of our individual medical and psych situations, we can be in better shape. Lets all commit to doing something physical. I isssue a pushup challenge. 50 a day for one month. Do not post before and after pics! But lets get physical. What say you?

For you guys that are overweight, me included, I am also committing to riding an exercise bike. Running is too hard on my joints, but I can go to the gym, connect to wifi, watch Netflix and bike almost every day. Not weekend. And yes, I am still drinking every day, aint going that far.

Why am I saying this on a monger board? If we are in better shape, we would entice the ladies, bone more, and our stories would be better.

I have been doing the pushups for two months now and have results. Clothes fit well. Went to a conference and literally had my pick of attendees. Chose a gorgeous foreigner and asked for everything I usually want (BBBJCIM, backdoor, rim, msog, dfk, cat bath) for free. My monger experience upped my confidence even higher.

Back to NOVA, I am off thr AMPs and am developing an UTR latina right now, hopefully can share soon (she has friends) to seniors who have trusted me. She has not. Given the greenlight yet. My trusted UTR at the RTC AMP closed in Reston so I have been dry.

I agree that getting in better shape is a good thing, whether one is young, middle aged, or an old fart like me. I've dealt with some health issues in recent years. Late last fall I had a major health scare which resulted in a brief hospital stay for a medical procedure. Thankfully it went extraordinarily well. Since then I've been trying to get more exercise and clean up my diet. I slacked off a bit in January but am now getting back on track. Just because I'm in my early 60's doesn't mean I'm ready to throw in the towel.

I haven't mongered since my visit to Sophie last October, described in the MP forum. However, I'm still trying to dispense wisdom I've gained from mongering for over 25 years with a few breaks here and there. And I'll be sure to file a report if and when I visit another provider. For now I've got several other things on my plate in addition to working on my health.

**SkipHop** · 02-07-20 19:52

Had a chance to see Victoria Gracen and I would not recommend. She looks just like her porn videos and is clean. Spunky attitude but that's about it. Performance is lousy and completely not GFE or PSE whatsoever. No LFK or DFK, no daty. She charges premium rates but puts out a 150 qv performance. Not worth whatever she's charging. Spend your hard earned cash on other real premium providers.