Massage Parlor Reports

**The Matrix 2** · 02-08-20 23:52

Originally Posted by Tudai [View Original Post]

Is this like a seasonal name or. ?

I was going to ask that too. Then it got changed back to MP reports today. What was that title change about anyway?

He started a new thread called Shitload of Camps and kamps but it was just AMP reports so I moved it here. When you move the first post in a new thread it actually merges the the threads and gets rid of the one you merge into another thread. Some times the software pics up the name of the thread I'm trying to ad to an existing thread and gives the old thread the new name then I have to change it back.

It was a technical glitch, nothing more.

A2

**Mike454** · 02-08-20 18:24

Originally Posted by ThatOneGuyIsMe [View Original Post]

As I was being that creeper on here reading up on all your reviews I came across someone asking about Iris massage. Since I enjoy new things I decided to go see for myself and report back to the brotherhood of mongers. Short version. I will not be back. Shorted me on time and a female with no hands could have performed better. Let me tell you about my nap:

I pulled in and noticed a ton of cars in the lot. Brookwood Grill was packed. So I took this time to slide my car in a spot and walked my happy ass in. Was greeted by an OK lady (never said her name) and took me straight into the room. The place is actually really nice. Walls go all the way up and regular doors. The hallway was very spacious. Walked into the room and it was like I walked into my old jail cell. It was TINY. But hey I'm not there for the architect I'm there for a massage. So I'm in the room she leaves and about 20 seconds later she comes back and tells me in order for me to sleep I need to count 60 sheep's. So I counted to 60 and she walked out again. As we all know. Not a good sign. So I'm undressing and take my sweet ol time. She knocks and comes in as I'm undressing. She stands there and watches me strip down to my birthday suit. As hard as she was looking she might as well started to happy birthday. I lay down and as for just my legs and feet to be rubbed. (quick anatomy lesson. Legs include hamstrings AND calf's ending with feet). So she does the typical dry rub on both legs and here comes the oil. She puts on my rump and hamstrings and began to give a pretty decent rub. About 20 minutes later she says hot towel. So now I'm worried I won't get my calf's and feet rubbed on. Maybe she'll do in on the flip. Nope. So I flip and she dry rubs my belly and grabs my hands, placing 1 on the solider and the the other on her small but cute rump. I quickly switch hands with her and she did the most awkward HJ I've ever received. She asks me how deep of a sleep I want to get. Told her I'll count 40 more sheep's. She uses not 1. Not 2. But 3 fingers to do the deed. 3 finger stroking not even going more than an inch in both directions. Gentleman I might have been the 1st man ever to receive a 3 finger jackhammer. That lasted all of 1 minute. So I took over again because I wanted this to be over. So my hand that was on the rump made its way up top only to hit a firewall. Access denied. So I slow the pace and told her I'm a visual person and it'll help me. She pulls out youthful b cups that look actually good. So and I'm feeling them I pick up the pace. Maybe 5 minutes later I felt that good feeling and had her switch places. Mistake. I basically gave myself when the porn industry calls a "ruined cumshot". Good ol 3 fingers went up and down a few time and the walked out the door to grab hot towel. He was still emptying his clip when she left. So she comes back wipes me down and I go out to pay. I look at my watch and noticed I've been there 40 minutes. I didn't say anything just gave the agreed tip of 40 extra sheep's and bounced. Overall I won't be going back and I think I'll stick to my regular spots that I know I won't be disappointed. Till next time my fellow brothers.

I hate it when they stop after the first spasm, like job over, well done. And practically run for the towell like they afraid of getting hit.

I'll have to agree 100% sir on the 3 finger jackhammer. LOL.

**Mikenfla58** · 02-08-20 15:33

Originally Posted by BigDaddyRob [View Original Post]

Have been a bit off for a while so went to Min a while back, and was hoping since Linda was gone to find a new favorite. I drew Judy and turned out to be a great tme. Good massage, great teasing and erotic massage. I liked her so much want back a second time this week and asked for here. Another great time. Looks like she is my new goto gal. The gal that was at front looked nice, cute, tight shirt ample B's said her name was Angela, any intel on Angela?

Thanks Rob. It's been awhile for me as well to visit Mini. I do miss Linda! Wonder if CeCe or Wendy are still there?

**Petey1015** · 02-08-20 14:35

Originally Posted by OldBoy99 [View Original Post]

Not in my experience. If anyone knows otherwise I'd be curious to hear.

She has 2 reviews from October 2019 disclosing everything was had for house fee and 100 & 120 tip respectively. The 2 most recent reviews indicate house fee plus 40 tip, left happy, dated October & December last year. *house fee was listed as 50 and 1 review listed it as 60.

**BigDaddyRob** · 02-08-20 12:57

Have been a bit off for a while so went to Min a while back, and was hoping since Linda was gone to find a new favorite. I drew Judy and turned out to be a great tme. Good massage, great teasing and erotic massage. I liked her so much want back a second time this week and asked for here. Another great time. Looks like she is my new goto gal. The gal that was at front looked nice, cute, tight shirt ample B's said her name was Angela, any intel on Angela?

**Niteluvr** · 02-08-20 11:59

Originally Posted by ThatOneGuyIsMe [View Original Post]

I quickly switch hands with her and she did the most awkward HJ I've ever received. She asks me how deep of a sleep I want to get. Told her I'll count 40 more sheep's. She uses not 1. Not 2. But 3 fingers to do the deed. 3 finger stroking not even going more than an inch in both directions. Gentleman I might have been the 1st man ever to receive a 3 finger jackhammer.

KayKay at Fuji is known for that same shitty technique.

**Niteluvr** · 02-08-20 11:54

Originally Posted by GreaterGator [View Original Post]

So what happened at Iris and Tao? Been real curious about Iris Massage. Stopped there recently and met a real cute one but couldn't stay.

Any new talent at Tao?

Iris had a short, young woman. Not bad looking, seemed friendly, but I had other plans so didn't stay. The woman I saw at Tao was on the fugly side.

**YesTheyDo** · 02-07-20 23:12

Originally Posted by MunchMacoochie [View Original Post]

Bring enough $$.

And either go early or insist she use disinfectant mouthwash.

She give a fantastic BJ though.

Yes she does.

**ThatOneGuyIsMe** · 02-07-20 23:01

As I was being that creeper on here reading up on all your reviews I came across someone asking about Iris massage. Since I enjoy new things I decided to go see for myself and report back to the brotherhood of mongers. Short version. I will not be back. Shorted me on time and a female with no hands could have performed better. Let me tell you about my nap:

I pulled in and noticed a ton of cars in the lot. Brookwood Grill was packed. So I took this time to slide my car in a spot and walked my happy ass in. Was greeted by an OK lady (never said her name) and took me straight into the room. The place is actually really nice. Walls go all the way up and regular doors. The hallway was very spacious. Walked into the room and it was like I walked into my old jail cell. It was TINY. But hey I'm not there for the architect I'm there for a massage. So I'm in the room she leaves and about 20 seconds later she comes back and tells me in order for me to sleep I need to count 60 sheep's. So I counted to 60 and she walked out again. As we all know. Not a good sign. So I'm undressing and take my sweet ol time. She knocks and comes in as I'm undressing. She stands there and watches me strip down to my birthday suit. As hard as she was looking she might as well started to happy birthday. I lay down and as for just my legs and feet to be rubbed. (quick anatomy lesson. Legs include hamstrings AND calf's ending with feet). So she does the typical dry rub on both legs and here comes the oil. She puts on my rump and hamstrings and began to give a pretty decent rub. About 20 minutes later she says hot towel. So now I'm worried I won't get my calf's and feet rubbed on. Maybe she'll do in on the flip. Nope. So I flip and she dry rubs my belly and grabs my hands, placing 1 on the solider and the the other on her small but cute rump. I quickly switch hands with her and she did the most awkward HJ I've ever received. She asks me how deep of a sleep I want to get. Told her I'll count 40 more sheep's. She uses not 1. Not 2. But 3 fingers to do the deed. 3 finger stroking not even going more than an inch in both directions. Gentleman I might have been the 1st man ever to receive a 3 finger jackhammer. That lasted all of 1 minute. So I took over again because I wanted this to be over. So my hand that was on the rump made its way up top only to hit a firewall. Access denied. So I slow the pace and told her I'm a visual person and it'll help me. She pulls out youthful b cups that look actually good. So and I'm feeling them I pick up the pace. Maybe 5 minutes later I felt that good feeling and had her switch places. Mistake. I basically gave myself when the porn industry calls a "ruined cumshot". Good ol 3 fingers went up and down a few time and the walked out the door to grab hot towel. He was still emptying his clip when she left. So she comes back wipes me down and I go out to pay. I look at my watch and noticed I've been there 40 minutes. I didn't say anything just gave the agreed tip of 40 extra sheep's and bounced. Overall I won't be going back and I think I'll stick to my regular spots that I know I won't be disappointed. Till next time my fellow brothers.

**Tudai** · 02-07-20 22:03

Is this like a seasonal name or. ?

**GreaterGator** · 02-07-20 21:57

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Visited at least 20 CAMPs and KAMPs the other day, everything on Buford Hwy and then working my way down the Holcomb Bridge Rd corridor. All I can say is, I saw maybe one woman out of all of them that was worth fucking.

Now let's see if I can remember them all: Orange, Sauna One, T Massage, T2, Hot Stone, Cherry, Spa 18, Lan, Min Hua, Natural, Fuji, Golden (on PIB by the Pig 'and Chik), Healing, VIP, Joy Health, Chalet, Wellness, Enjoy, Iris, OS, Blue, Kaina, A Spa, Ease, and Tao.

So what happened at Iris and Tao? Been real curious about Iris Massage. Stopped there recently and met a real cute one but couldn't stay.

Any new talent at Tao?

**Citizen One** · 02-07-20 20:09

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

At Healing (KAMP on Holcomb Bridge across from VIP) I ran into Korean Kelly. A lot of you senior mongers know her. I've known her for at least 15 years, the first time being at the defunct Kneading Hands in Norcross. She has since worked all over the place and I last saw her when worked at the defunct Ruby on Mountain Industrial Blvd, maybe 3 years ago. She mentioned that she recently worked at Origin in Duluth for a year. Kelly is actually a very good masseuse but has only ever done happy endings and she's very skilled at that. I've asked her each and every time for FS over the years but she's always refused and she did so the other day as well. She's looking worn now but it was shocking and nice to see her.

I always knew her as Sue, not Kelly. Last I saw her was 5 years ago, but saw her at Healing a short time ago. I almost didn't recognize her at first, but that hairstyle is a dead giveaway. Man, she has really gone downhill. Everything is sagging now. I wonder if she has or had an illness?

**OldBoy99** · 02-07-20 18:47

Originally Posted by Depot [View Original Post]

Any extras from Julie besides HJ? Just curious if she is worth a visit.

Not in my experience. If anyone knows otherwise I'd be curious to hear.

**Sarcastic King** · 02-07-20 18:22

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Visited at least 20 CAMPs and KAMPs the other day, everything on Buford Hwy and then working my way down the Holcomb Bridge Rd corridor. All I can say is, I saw maybe one woman out of all of them that was worth fucking.

Now let's see if I can remember them all: Orange, Sauna One, T Massage, T2, Hot Stone, Cherry, Spa 18, Lan, Min Hua, Natural, Fuji, Golden (on PIB by the Pig 'and Chik), Healing, VIP, Joy Health, Chalet, Wellness, Enjoy, Iris, OS, Blue, Kaina, A Spa, Ease, and Tao.

Damn brother. Impressive as hell. Most of us would've tapped out with an semi-passable fugly before that and sat stewing in shame and regret in the car later.

I stopped by Kiana and they are hustling now. First time I was there no negotiation and paid the regular fee. Now it was how much you going to tip blah blah blah. Still better than spa18 but not much different from adore.

**JDont** · 02-07-20 18:14

Originally Posted by SouthHunter [View Original Post]

Thought adore for some fuckable ladies there. You didn't stop by there? Spa 18 should've changed to spa 48 or 58. Last time there nothing but bunch of oldies. My last resort always see my reg at S. D and done with it. You the man visiting so many joints in 1 day. Seems like no good fucks in Atl camp or kamp anymore at least from a avg budget standpoint. Unless hit up the GPS in gold or the site.

That's funny but true.

Thanks night for sharing. It takes me months to try so many. If you put enough coins in slots there may be a jackpot. Find one or turn one LOL.

I won't mention the old and ugly ones but I put a few coins into royal on state recently. Nice old man greets. New woman cici try's to coax a diy after tease. Stalemate. 60/20.

Linda kinda cute to me. Reluctant finish 60/40.