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02-08-20 11:59 #35379Banned Member

Posts: 13634KayKay at Fuji is known for that same shitty technique.
Originally Posted by ThatOneGuyIsMe
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02-08-20 11:54 #35378Banned Member

Posts: 13634Iris had a short, young woman. Not bad looking, seemed friendly, but I had other plans so didn't stay. The woman I saw at Tao was on the fugly side.
Originally Posted by GreaterGator
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02-07-20 23:12 #35377Senior Member

Posts: 141She give a fantastic BJ though.
Originally Posted by MunchMacoochie
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Yes she does.
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02-07-20 23:01 #35376Regular Member

Posts: 14Iris is a No for me Dawg
As I was being that creeper on here reading up on all your reviews I came across someone asking about Iris massage. Since I enjoy new things I decided to go see for myself and report back to the brotherhood of mongers. Short version. I will not be back. Shorted me on time and a female with no hands could have performed better. Let me tell you about my nap:
I pulled in and noticed a ton of cars in the lot. Brookwood Grill was packed. So I took this time to slide my car in a spot and walked my happy ass in. Was greeted by an OK lady (never said her name) and took me straight into the room. The place is actually really nice. Walls go all the way up and regular doors. The hallway was very spacious. Walked into the room and it was like I walked into my old jail cell. It was TINY. But hey I'm not there for the architect I'm there for a massage. So I'm in the room she leaves and about 20 seconds later she comes back and tells me in order for me to sleep I need to count 60 sheep's. So I counted to 60 and she walked out again. As we all know. Not a good sign. So I'm undressing and take my sweet ol time. She knocks and comes in as I'm undressing. She stands there and watches me strip down to my birthday suit. As hard as she was looking she might as well started to happy birthday. I lay down and as for just my legs and feet to be rubbed. (quick anatomy lesson. Legs include hamstrings AND calf's ending with feet). So she does the typical dry rub on both legs and here comes the oil. She puts on my rump and hamstrings and began to give a pretty decent rub. About 20 minutes later she says hot towel. So now I'm worried I won't get my calf's and feet rubbed on. Maybe she'll do in on the flip. Nope. So I flip and she dry rubs my belly and grabs my hands, placing 1 on the solider and the the other on her small but cute rump. I quickly switch hands with her and she did the most awkward HJ I've ever received. She asks me how deep of a sleep I want to get. Told her I'll count 40 more sheep's. She uses not 1. Not 2. But 3 fingers to do the deed. 3 finger stroking not even going more than an inch in both directions. Gentleman I might have been the 1st man ever to receive a 3 finger jackhammer. That lasted all of 1 minute. So I took over again because I wanted this to be over. So my hand that was on the rump made its way up top only to hit a firewall. Access denied. So I slow the pace and told her I'm a visual person and it'll help me. She pulls out youthful b cups that look actually good. So and I'm feeling them I pick up the pace. Maybe 5 minutes later I felt that good feeling and had her switch places. Mistake. I basically gave myself when the porn industry calls a "ruined cumshot". Good ol 3 fingers went up and down a few time and the walked out the door to grab hot towel. He was still emptying his clip when she left. So she comes back wipes me down and I go out to pay. I look at my watch and noticed I've been there 40 minutes. I didn't say anything just gave the agreed tip of 40 extra sheep's and bounced. Overall I won't be going back and I think I'll stick to my regular spots that I know I won't be disappointed. Till next time my fellow brothers.
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02-07-20 22:03 #35375Senior Member

Posts: 176A shitload of camps and kamps
Is this like a seasonal name or. ?
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02-07-20 21:57 #35374Senior Member

Posts: 327So what happened at Iris and Tao? Been real curious about Iris Massage. Stopped there recently and met a real cute one but couldn't stay.
Originally Posted by Niteluvr
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Any new talent at Tao?
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02-07-20 20:09 #35373Banned Member

Posts: 44Kelly
I always knew her as Sue, not Kelly. Last I saw her was 5 years ago, but saw her at Healing a short time ago. I almost didn't recognize her at first, but that hairstyle is a dead giveaway. Man, she has really gone downhill. Everything is sagging now. I wonder if she has or had an illness?
Originally Posted by Niteluvr
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02-07-20 18:47 #35372Senior Member

Posts: 32Julie at V Massage
Not in my experience. If anyone knows otherwise I'd be curious to hear.
Originally Posted by Depot
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02-07-20 18:22 #35371Senior Member

Posts: 291Legendary
Damn brother. Impressive as hell. Most of us would've tapped out with an semi-passable fugly before that and sat stewing in shame and regret in the car later.
Originally Posted by Niteluvr
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I stopped by Kiana and they are hustling now. First time I was there no negotiation and paid the regular fee. Now it was how much you going to tip blah blah blah. Still better than spa18 but not much different from adore.
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02-07-20 18:14 #35370Senior Member

Posts: 146Spa 58
That's funny but true.
Originally Posted by SouthHunter
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Thanks night for sharing. It takes me months to try so many. If you put enough coins in slots there may be a jackpot. Find one or turn one LOL.
I won't mention the old and ugly ones but I put a few coins into royal on state recently. Nice old man greets. New woman cici try's to coax a diy after tease. Stalemate. 60/20.
Linda kinda cute to me. Reluctant finish 60/40.
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02-07-20 17:13 #35369Banned Member

Posts: 13634We all know the ladies at Adore have serious GPS, so no need to stop by. I'm pickier than most when it comes to CAMP ladies, so I'd rather go home with blue balls than settle for last week's garbage.
Originally Posted by SouthHunter
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02-07-20 17:11 #35368Banned Member

Posts: 13634Not that I saw. Did see one overweight Hispanic girl. Was mostly doing recon of these places.
Originally Posted by Apollo007
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02-07-20 16:54 #35367Senior Member

Posts: 33Lotus again
So tried Lotus on PIB last week after striking out the first go around. Met girl named Sunny. Would say she's an 8 on AMP scale, said she's been there a long time. Young nice face huge melons. Asked for 1 hour. The massage was excellent, nice job of using her nails to lightly scratch me as she's moving her hands up and down. Got to the flip and ask how much. I say. 4 and she started laughing says. 6. I only brought $ so she says use CC. WTF. Anyway she goes through with the deed ok technique. Afterwards finished with foot massage. Ended up settling for. 6/. 4 and bring more next time. Probably would repeat just bc of the massage and her looks.
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02-07-20 16:47 #35366Senior Member

Posts: 363Thought adore for some fuckable ladies there. You didn't stop by there? Spa 18 should've changed to spa 48 or 58. Last time there nothing but bunch of oldies. My last resort always see my reg at S. D and done with it. You the man visiting so many joints in 1 day. Seems like no good fucks in Atl camp or kamp anymore at least from a avg budget standpoint. Unless hit up the GPS in gold or the site.
Originally Posted by Niteluvr
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02-07-20 16:41 #35365Senior Member

Posts: 33Eh
I wouldn't worry too much about the mouthwash. She does this thing where she covers your unit in coconut oil then proceeds with the deed. I think you should be good as long as you don't go DT, although I almost choked her last time I shot so hard.
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