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[Deranged]

Thanks for the advice guys. I know I'm messing up, but here's why. If you have solutions, I'm open to all of it. I'd rather learn how to get a real girlfriend or hookups (more than nearly free SB).

My Reasons / Excuses:

1. I live with my helicopter parents who try to track my location 24/7 (but I try to get around that).

2. I know every undergraduate girl in my department. There's more female professors in the department than students.

3. The last dozen girls I went out and actually spent time with all had boyfriends I wasn't directly told about. I'm pretty sure I got friend-zoned without even knowing.

4. I have been diagnosed Aspergers, ADHD, Depression, Anxiety, etc. Plus that baggage since I was a kid. I still have trouble understanding facial expressions that are supposedly obvious, and I procrastinate way too much on work that needs to be done.

5. I gained a ton of weight due to depression, anxiety, and late night studying at the college cafeteria. Like I need to lose 50 lbs.

Read this book: Models by Mark Manson. It'll change the way you view how you fit into the world with other people, and it may change your life.

Not everyone can be gorgeous, white, and 6' 3". In fact, most people aren't. For the rest of us, it's a bit harder to get laid. But a lot of the time, it's not purely physical characteristics that get you laid: It's your self-confidence and living an attractive lifestyle.

Flip how you feel about your Aspergers and ADHD. These are unique things about you that distinguish you from the sea of faceless men around you. They are struggles that you have that make you stronger. Every day you live life, you're fighting a harder fight than most, but you're stronger than those that always had it easy.

Tell your helicopter parents to F off. You're an adult. Be an adult. If they're funding your education, tell them to F off and then do it yourself. You're an adult, so take your life into your own hands.

Sure, Mason engineering probably isn't known for having the finest and most numerous women in the world. So join some clubs where you can expand your circle with both men and women. Stop being a victim. Being a victim won't change shit. You need to act to change the shit that you don't like about your life.

Start working out. Lose that fat, and gain muscle. This should be your absolute top priority after schoolwork (yes, even higher priority than getting laid). Look up some beginner workout regimens. For others to be attracted to you, you have to be attracted to yourself, and that's not going to happen until you're proud of the way you look. I repeat, start working out 4-6 days a week, and make this a top priority. You'll see results in less than a month, and that feedback will keep you going and completely change your life.

Also, this is not the appropriate forum to be mentored on how to understand and interact with women. This forum is about hookers. Hookers tend to be strong, enterprising women who have to deal with a lot of messed up shit, but you're just business to them. You should not be using this "training" to find soulmates or even one-night stands. Hookers fuck dudes for cash. Soulmates come together because of deep mutual attraction. Hookups happen because of fever and impulse.

[Gerzoomble]

Thanks for the advice guys. I know I'm messing up, but here's why. If you have solutions, I'm open to all of it. I'd rather learn how to get a real girlfriend or hookups (more than nearly free SB).

My Reasons / Excuses:

1. I live with my helicopter parents who try to track my location 24/7 (but I try to get around that).

2. I know every undergraduate girl in my department. There's more female professors in the department than students.

3. The last dozen girls I went out and actually spent time with all had boyfriends I wasn't directly told about. I'm pretty sure I got friend-zoned without even knowing.

4. I have been diagnosed Aspergers, ADHD, Depression, Anxiety, etc. Plus that baggage since I was a kid. I still have trouble understanding facial expressions that are supposedly obvious, and I procrastinate way too much on work that needs to be done.

5. I gained a ton of weight due to depression, anxiety, and late night studying at the college cafeteria. Like I need to lose 50 lbs.

6. Even then I doubt I'm attractive being an old South Indian guy that should've graduated last year like most people my age. Instead I've got a year or two left studying engineering.

7. Sometimes I wish I was white / black / Asian because girls prefer cool dudes and they have a community. I was never part of the Indian community, because I don't speak Hindi or have Indian friends my age. All those guys are into some weird social drama that I never learned being raised in a formerly poor white farming town

Best of luck with everything!

[Pbarber307]

"Be careful where you stick your Wick"

"Stick your wick" rhymes, but the expression is "dip your wick", and it refers to the old method of making tapered candles where you dip the wick into the melted wax and pull it out to let the first layer of wax coat the wick. Then you repeat the process. Dip in, pull out, and eventually the candle gets thicker with each successive dip.

PB.

[Mr Yoni]

Thanks for the advice guys. I know I'm messing up, but here's why. If you have solutions, I'm open to all of it. I'd rather learn how to get a real girlfriend or hookups (more than nearly free SB).

My Reasons / Excuses:

1. I live with my helicopter parents who try to track my location 24/7 (but I try to get around that).

2. I know every undergraduate girl in my department. There's more female professors in the department than students.

3. The last dozen girls I went out and actually spent time with all had boyfriends I wasn't directly told about. I'm pretty sure I got friend-zoned without even knowing.

4. I have been diagnosed Aspergers, ADHD, Depression, Anxiety, etc. Plus that baggage since I was a kid. I still have trouble understanding facial expressions that are supposedly obvious, and I procrastinate way too much on work that needs to be done.

5. I gained a ton of weight due to depression, anxiety, and late night studying at the college cafeteria. Like I need to lose 50 lbs.

6. Even then I doubt I'm attractive being an old South Indian guy that should've graduated last year like most people my age. Instead I've got a year or two left studying engineering.

7. Sometimes I wish I was white / black / Asian because girls prefer cool dudes and they have a community. I was never part of the Indian community, because I don't speak Hindi or have Indian friends my age. All those guys are into some weird social drama that I never learned being raised in a formerly poor white farming town.

Monger Lessons I've learned:

You are in the place that most of us wish to be: in your youth. They say that youth is wasted on the young.

So, use your age, proximity, and monger training to land all of the gorgeous girls on campus. Tell her what you want as if you are paying her to perform. Chance getting slapped in the face once in a while. You may surprise yourself.

1. I can actually talk to people my age confidently-ish now. My reasons and insecurities above still hinder me though.

I attended a Catholic School. One of my better teachers had taken vows of celibacy to the church. Formally he was a WWII Marine, a Lineman and some other things he would not talk about. He taught the "Family" Class. Here are two Quotes:

"Be careful where you stick your Wick" (this lesson was driven home with Navy training films).

"The best sex you will every have will be with the woman you love. ".

Not that sex at a crapshoot is BAD! But the good stuff, the best stuff, is not available here.

Just saying.

2. I really want a Girlfriend and all the best stuff. Also that quote is hilarious.

You are in school. Never again in your entire life will you be surrounded by so many beautiful, single women densely packed and almost all down to hook up. This stuff is great, but trust me, real hookups to escorts are like Gucci to GAP. There's nothing like a woman wanting you feverishly for a night just because she does and not because of cash. Don't throw away what's right in front of you buddy.

3. I need to stop wasting money and time on different girls (but it's intoxicating). I'm just remembering spending $30 on a girl and them being super thankful / concerned. Unlike some girls demanding $100 for gas money.

What a great post, Mr. Yoni. I agree completely that, without DFK, sex can at best be mediocre. I also had a Korean (and Thai) girls who, besides DFK, did both tongue in the ear and in the nostrils. The nostril thing startled me at first but ultimately is extremely erotic. Some girls do toe sucking as well which always produces a rock hard woody. A great make out session preceding sex makes the sex soooo much better. Absent passionate DFK, BBBJ and DATY I've never had sex that I'd rate higher than a four, maybe a five, no matter how hot the girl. Maybe living in Thailand, Korea, Vietnam and Brazil for many years has made me completely jaded but, alas, I yam what I yam! BBFS is icing on the cake!!

4. I know what I want as discussed earlier with MiRoad.

5. The Monger brotherhood, especially you guys, are closest I've had to a community and mentors in my life. Obviously, I'm thankful. My family never talks to me about anything except schoolwork / weight. I never talked about girls, the bullying, mental health, physical health, etc. Apart from don't worry about that stuff until after the near 7-figure job.

- Mr. Yoni.

P.S. - I don't think anything here can be used to identify me specifically. You can edit out anything you think was bad of me to include. Also sorry for all the long posts.

[LuckyLuciano00]

I attended a Catholic School. One of my better teachers had taken vows of celibacy to the church. Formally he was a WWII Marine, a Lineman and some other things he would not talk about. He taught the "Family" Class. Here are two Quotes:

"Be careful where you stick your Wick" (this lesson was driven home with Navy training films).

"The best sex you will every have will be with the woman you love. ".

Not that sex at a crapshoot is BAD! But the good stuff, the best stuff, is not available here.

Just saying.

"Be careful where you stick your Wick".

I'm going to make that my new motto, LOL!

[SonChi]

You are in school. Never again in your entire life will you be surrounded by so many beautiful, single women densely packed and almost all down to hook up. This stuff is great, but trust me, real hookups to escorts are like Gucci to GAP. There's nothing like a woman wanting you feverishly for a night just because she does and not because of cash. Don't throw away what's right in front of you buddy.

You are in the place that most of us wish to be: in your youth. They say that youth is wasted on the young.

So, use your age, proximity, and monger training to land all of the gorgeous girls on campus. Tell her what you want as if you are paying her to perform. Chance getting slapped in the face once in a while. You may surprise yourself.

[OldBoomer]

You are in school. Never again in your entire life will you be surrounded by so many beautiful, single women densely packed and almost all down to hook up. This stuff is great, but trust me, real hookups to escorts are like Gucci to GAP. There's nothing like a woman wanting you feverishly for a night just because she does and not because of cash. Don't throw away what's right in front of you buddy.

I attended a Catholic School. One of my better teachers had taken vows of celibacy to the church. Formally he was a WWII Marine, a Lineman and some other things he would not talk about. He taught the "Family" Class. Here are two Quotes:

"Be careful where you stick your Wick" (this lesson was driven home with Navy training films).

"The best sex you will every have will be with the woman you love. ".

Not that sex at a crapshoot is BAD! But the good stuff, the best stuff, is not available here.

Just saying.

[MiRoad]

Go find out and let us know.

Best answer I've ever seen!

[Tomk2323]

Has anyone seen Kim at Elite Models? I would love some feedback. Please feel free to PM as well.

Thanks.

[MangoBalls78]

So here's my guide.

Thanks man. I learned more here than I did my entire hobby career.

[ChrisCarr]

Anyone seen her? Says she's near DUlles.

https://afterdarkads.com/index.php?v...944&cityid=322

Happy mongering!

https://afterdarkads.com/index.php?v...943&cityid=-48

Phone Numbers match, but the ad has a weathered looking star demarco. Not for 400/ hr.

Looks sketch as fuck, looks more like a sting.

[BossStang302]

Anyone seen her? Says she's near DUlles.

https://afterdarkads.com/index.php?v...944&cityid=322

Happy mongering!

[WalterKovacs]

Has anyone seen Kim at Elite yet? Those pics look amazing. Hopefully they are accurate!

Go find out and let us know.

[Kraven Morehed]

Looking for local fun. Please PM me info of talent local to rest on and sterling area. Stg is np where e.

Where backpage used to be.

[Lane Narrows]

I saw the below ad for Amelia am wondering if anyone had intel. I wasn't able to do my usual level of research but I did find similar ads and pictures in Long Island last month (and found the phone number was previously used by a Chinese Restaurant in New Jersey). From the pics and description, I think I'd like to party with this cowgirl but my mongersense is going off for some reason. Also, what is that by her lip in the picture with the black top? Thanks in advance.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/201-7...iss-a-38817170

Always be nice to the ladies.

LN.