Massage Parlor Reports

[SkipHop]

Anyone seen Kate at secrettemptation? Any good mileage to be had?

[Trab01]

Hola Gents,

In the Woodbridge area for about a week or two and took a plunge last night after doing some homework. If this is the wrong forum please correct me. Greeted by amy (emmy? Little bit of an accent. I'd say 6 or 7 in looks, thin frame. Early 30's maybe. Ok massage, lite teasing. On the flip she asked and I okayed. So so rub but left relaxed. Not sure I'd repeat but left. 4 tip. So worth my time iguess. Any insight to top heavy providers? Pm if necessary.

Trab.

[Rhinopole]

Bena and Jewel are also the same person, which might be common knowledge already. I made an appointment with her as Jewel and she told me her name was Bena. The comment about her looking like Meg from Family Guy is pretty spot on, rofl!

A couple of years ago, before I joined this site, I saw Jewel. IMHO she was nice, but not attractive and didn't offer too much in terms of services provided. I found her to be kind of homely and too chunky. Much better options out there.

[Rhinopole]

This week I was in Fairfax on other business when I decided to make my way to Main St. For a visit to Diamond Flash. Note: The spa has moved just down the hall to another, bigger office suite. However, it's still in same building on same floor. I called ahead from the parking lot and and was told that Kiko, the gal with the famous so-called "teddies", was available. So I made my way inside and up to the second floor where I found signs pointing the way further down the hallway to the new venue.

I rang the bell and a nice looking Chinese MILF opened the door and invited me inside. She then took me by the hand and led me into a room and asked how long I wanted to stay. I told her an hour. I said I had called ahead and asked for Kiko. Unless Kiko's breasts had deflated like a NE Patriots' football, this person was not her. "What is your name? I inquired. This time, the deflated look appeared on her face. She said her name is Sophia. Having never heard of her, I asked how long she had been at DF. She said she recently came to Virginia from Queens and had only been here a couple of weeks. At this point I made the fateful decision to just stick with the new lady to try her out instead of insisting she send in Kiko instead.

After she came back to find me on the table, she began a pretty decent massage. Not outstanding, but not poor quality either. I'd label it a journeyman effort. And she teased just a little with a slight reach under every so often. Then, with only about a quarter hour left in my hour she asked me to turn over. She began a light massage of my legs and quickly pointed to my flaccid member and asked if I wanted her to massage there. I said, "I sure do. And would you mind taking off your clothes for me? It will help me get excited. " She said she is not comfortable taking her clothes off. Now guess who was deflated.

So I let her oil me up and start stroking me. She had a decent technique. She took a few directions and things were starting to feel nice. I then told her it would really help if she at least brought out her breasts for my inspection. She asked if I would "take care of her. " Of course I would. So she agreed to this, but did not seem excited to do so.

She pulled her shirt up over her bra. I asked her to lean in so I could unhook the straps, and when she did she began a quicker pace, not quite "the jack hammer", but it was still designed to quickly break concrete. I asked her to slow down and maybe eased off for four or five strokes, just long enough for me to finally get the bra fully unhooked and then she resumed speed again. I finally was able to work my hand around to cup her breast and feel her nipple between my fingers right about the time of blastoff. To her credit, she continued stroking until I had to ask her to stop. Then she quickly arranged her bra back over her breast and clicked a clasp together before pulling her shirt down.

There was a sink in the room and she went over to wash her hands. Then she came back and massaged my head to fill out the hour.

I quickly dressed, gave her a tip and bolted for the door. She smiled and asked me to come back to see her again. I said, "Oh yeah, for sure. " I don't know if the sarcasm was obvious. Probably was. Then I went out into the lobby and to the exit.

Not much to recommend here, gents. But I did what I could to TOFTT. While Sophia is cute enough, she's not a hottie. Massage is decent, but the sensual portion was lackluster, if not outright disappointing from being so rushed.

Best of luck out there.

Until I read your review I'd forgotten my one visit to Diamond Flash. It was so mediocre I think I repressed the memory. It was a waste of time nd money.

BTW, I noticed there's another massage place in the same building, in the basement. I don't recall the name. But has anyone been there? Thumbs up or down?

[PilotAviator]

We all receive adverts from groupon.

I received one today that was headlined "massage with extras" - $49 /.

The place for the advertisement is a legit Thai massage place.

The advert was sent by groupon to my monger email address.

Made me smile. .. we all can use a smile on Monday.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[TheOuroboros]

It may have something to with the south korean flag bearing a strong resemblance to the pepsi logo. I did, in fact, notice that there are a few pepsi's in the biz.

If that's true, that's hilarious. I never even made that connection. Plus one for Sherlock over here.

[NyHornet]

I had a dream of Nicha. She works out of an apartment in Arlington. She is nice, and setting up a time was easy through text. She provides a light to medium massage, not CMT level. She isn't the girl in her ads, but still looks decent enough. In total I paid 160 for an hour massage and Russian / hand release. I won't repeat on the fact that there are better options out there for the same price point.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6433735.html

She has been around for several years and used to go by Lucy and has moved locations a few times. As you say, a nice lady, but has limited options.

[Shadydude]

It's doubtful this would be the same Pepsi. Even though it is an odd choice to us there are other Pepsis at AMPs I have been in other states. Koreans seem to like using it as a name as I have also seen some Korean movies that had a female character named Pepsi.

It may have something to with the south korean flag bearing a strong resemblance to the pepsi logo. I did, in fact, notice that there are a few pepsi's in the biz.

[MikeRi1234]

Another enjoyable session today with Angie. 40+ thick Kgirl, C cups.

Walked in, no booking.

Nice hot TS, dry off in room.

Cursory backrub then she lays down naked on the table allowing full roaming, DATY and FIV x 2. (In cleanup, said she came 5 times with that fingering).

CBJ, cfs, k9 and mish.

80 hour plus 140.

She's not sure how to spell her name: Ang, Anj, Angie, Angie, whatever.

I'm a repeater here.

Hi Do you have website or any information for CC Mclean? I would like to try to see them.

Thanks.

[ArtistOfWar1]

I figure I would add my. 02.

I made a road trip down and got in contact with Candy who has been popular as of late. Comms was easy. A couple text and I was in the parking lot. Took a few minutes to get the room number and off I go.

Knock on the door. It opens she's hiding behind. I walk in, the door closes and there she is in the pink tights as reported below. My initial reaction was underwhelming. The board gassed her looks up a bit imo. But the rack drew me in. I opted for the 45 min due to the the obvious lack of mutual attraction.

Pics are accurate but dated.

Pay for the half undress. She comes out the closet while I'm dropping trau. Lay face down. Huge table. She's excited I'd opt for the back cracking. The massage starts. It deep. Sometimes painful but that's how I like it. Back walk. Back cracking. I thought about I should've gotten the whole hour. Damn good massage.

Some tease starts. Then the flip.

She asks what I want and then begs for a big tip. I offer what I have. She agrees.

She goes to the closet to come out her "coat" returns and unleashes the puppies. Looks nice. I grab a feel, obvious aftermarket. I'm looking enthusiasm. Manual warm up then she leans over for some Russian. I don't last long. She immediately hops up so I finish myself off.

She alcohol mists herself vigorously and cleans me up. Offers a shower. Water. On the way out I run into another provider but she hides and peeks from behind the curtain divider.

I know it's a YMMV game so it is what it is. I will not repeat tho.

Next time I'll try one of the thai regulars like the board suggests. Maybe some manscaping, maybe a pedi. Make a whole spa day of it😂😂🤣🤣

[Anonymous Too]

Very new to the hobby and have been lurking for a couple weeks. The information on these forums has been beyond helpful in helping me navigate and figure things out. Came across a couple of postings that have me intrigued, I'm wondering if anyone here has any insight or experience with either of them? I'm skeptical.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9588052.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9590016.html

[RustyMuffler]

This week I was in Fairfax on other business when I decided to make my way to Main St. For a visit to Diamond Flash. Note: The spa has moved just down the hall to another, bigger office suite. However, it's still in same building on same floor. I called ahead from the parking lot and and was told that Kiko, the gal with the famous so-called "teddies", was available. So I made my way inside and up to the second floor where I found signs pointing the way further down the hallway to the new venue.

I rang the bell and a nice looking Chinese MILF opened the door and invited me inside. She then took me by the hand and led me into a room and asked how long I wanted to stay. I told her an hour. I said I had called ahead and asked for Kiko. Unless Kiko's breasts had deflated like a NE Patriots' football, this person was not her. "What is your name? I inquired. This time, the deflated look appeared on her face. She said her name is Sophia. Having never heard of her, I asked how long she had been at DF. She said she recently came to Virginia from Queens and had only been here a couple of weeks. At this point I made the fateful decision to just stick with the new lady to try her out instead of insisting she send in Kiko instead.

After she came back to find me on the table, she began a pretty decent massage. Not outstanding, but not poor quality either. I'd label it a journeyman effort. And she teased just a little with a slight reach under every so often. Then, with only about a quarter hour left in my hour she asked me to turn over. She began a light massage of my legs and quickly pointed to my flaccid member and asked if I wanted her to massage there. I said, "I sure do. And would you mind taking off your clothes for me? It will help me get excited. " She said she is not comfortable taking her clothes off. Now guess who was deflated.

So I let her oil me up and start stroking me. She had a decent technique. She took a few directions and things were starting to feel nice. I then told her it would really help if she at least brought out her breasts for my inspection. She asked if I would "take care of her. " Of course I would. So she agreed to this, but did not seem excited to do so.

She pulled her shirt up over her bra. I asked her to lean in so I could unhook the straps, and when she did she began a quicker pace, not quite "the jack hammer", but it was still designed to quickly break concrete. I asked her to slow down and maybe eased off for four or five strokes, just long enough for me to finally get the bra fully unhooked and then she resumed speed again. I finally was able to work my hand around to cup her breast and feel her nipple between my fingers right about the time of blastoff. To her credit, she continued stroking until I had to ask her to stop. Then she quickly arranged her bra back over her breast and clicked a clasp together before pulling her shirt down.

There was a sink in the room and she went over to wash her hands. Then she came back and massaged my head to fill out the hour.

I quickly dressed, gave her a tip and bolted for the door. She smiled and asked me to come back to see her again. I said, "Oh yeah, for sure. " I don't know if the sarcasm was obvious. Probably was. Then I went out into the lobby and to the exit.

Not much to recommend here, gents. But I did what I could to TOFTT. While Sophia is cute enough, she's not a hottie. Massage is decent, but the sensual portion was lackluster, if not outright disappointing from being so rushed.

Best of luck out there.

[Harley Dude 29]

https://samathabodyrubs.weebly.com/

I finally got an email back from this one but I haven't seen anything posted about her.

I tried to catch her once, and got the "go to the Safeway and then text" instruction. Texted and then she said she needed gift cards instead of cash as she had gotten robbed before. I walked away. But, I did wonder how she got my email, as I had never seen her, but her pics did look very similar to Jade's, who I had seen years ago. So fast forward to December, and I get an email from Jade, ultimaterelaxation.net and she had a special. She had been a good performer in the past, so figured I would go see her. Set a time and she confirmed. Then the next morning she didn't seem to recall the appointment and increased the price, but it wasn't a lot. She said she would extend the time. She gave an address in Herndon, which ended up being another Safeway. Antennae went up, but past was legitimate. Got there and emailed to get address. She said that since I hadn't seen her before, that she wanted gift cards, as she had been robbed before -sounds familiar. I wrote her off at that point, but wanted to see where she would take this, so I told her I had seen her before, so cash should be good. Then she played her total fake card, and said she lost her email list so she didn't know anyone she had seen. So my next question to her was if she had lost her list, then how did she email me? That never seemed to connect as she kept telling me to just get gift cards and give her the numbers.

So a couple of things. I believe Jade and Samantha are one in the same, so she gets two times to rip off people. Also, both names seem to randomly send you an email. They both set an appointment then send you to a store that has gift cards and asks for them due to being robbed and wanting to be safe. And they both just slither back into their hidey hole.

Bottom line is, this scam must work as it would not continue if it didn't. Everyone needs to think with the right brain and just know you can burn your money to light your grill and get as much value as you do when giving out gift card numbers or pre-paying. But then again, it must be working enough for them to keep doing it.

Save your money and time and ignore Jade and Samantha (one in the same).

[Ulrik]

Hello fellow Mongers.

Recently visited Hannah (off Evergreen).

As always, I can't guess age but she is slim with firm smaller top. Shaved below. We traded massage and, although I tried, I don't think she climaxed, she seem to enjoy the daty though.

No FS but a nice trade of massage. 8 for the house (hour). I tipped 8 for the massage swap.

I saw this ad today. Anyone know anything about her? Thanks.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9582989.html

[Anona123]

I've read that the place is managed by a dude, and once when I called before opening time a guy answered. I'm always a little put off when one of these places is run by a guy, but it's not necessarily strange in this case that a guy would be standing outside. Anyway, I would love to hear the real story.

BTW, aren't there two or three other AMPs in this same complex? No one ever talks about them. What's up with that?

Actually, the last 2 times I've called a guy answered. Threw me off the first time. Kinda sad if it is closed cause I was just getting the itch to go back.