Massage Parlor Reports

[MrSunnyHills]

Lurker, here's a very helpful insight, those are Escort links. You posted on the Massage Parlor Forumn. If you're looking for an Escort try the Escort Forumn.

While not disputing that there is always a chance that those are escorts, both ads are from the massage section of bedpage, and the price points include the typical massage pricing. It would be hard for a newbie to know that they are escorts if they are. That being said, I believe it was somewhere on this or the NOVA escort forum that some wise advice was given. Which is particularly sage for newbies. Stick to more widely reviewed individuals until you have a much better "spidey sense" as it is sometimes called.

[Start2]

Very new to the hobby and have been lurking for a couple weeks. The information on these forums has been beyond helpful in helping me navigate and figure things out. Came across a couple of postings that have me intrigued, I'm wondering if anyone here has any insight or experience with either of them? I'm skeptical.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9588052.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9590016.html

Lurker, here's a very helpful insight, those are Escort links. You posted on the Massage Parlor Forumn. If you're looking for an Escort try the Escort Forumn.

[Eerock]

Hi Do you have website or any information for CC Mclean? I would like to try to see them.

Thanks.

Mike, you've been posting here for three months, and have pretty much just asked questions. The information flow here doesn't really work when it is only going one way. I will say that spa advertises on a weekly or more basis on the site people here link to multiple times a day here. They posted one just two days ago.

On the subject of McLean, in that same office complex there is another establishment. I've never seen it advertise in the normal places but I found from Google mongering that it has a web site that looks much like the other venues' sites. I was hoping it was a UTR gem, and while the attendant I saw about six months back, Lisa, appeared to be in her 30's, she limited the menu to just above the standard Nova, despite my indicating my potential generosity upfront my telling her to keep the 20 change for the 100 I gave her for the house. Here's the site, my pm's are open if someone else who has been there is not comfortable sharing with the group: https://www.qqspava.com/.

[SkipHop]

Anyone seen Kate at secrettemptation? Any good mileage to be had?

[Trab01]

Hola Gents,

In the Woodbridge area for about a week or two and took a plunge last night after doing some homework. If this is the wrong forum please correct me. Greeted by amy (emmy? Little bit of an accent. I'd say 6 or 7 in looks, thin frame. Early 30's maybe. Ok massage, lite teasing. On the flip she asked and I okayed. So so rub but left relaxed. Not sure I'd repeat but left. 4 tip. So worth my time iguess. Any insight to top heavy providers? Pm if necessary.

Trab.

[Rhinopole]

Bena and Jewel are also the same person, which might be common knowledge already. I made an appointment with her as Jewel and she told me her name was Bena. The comment about her looking like Meg from Family Guy is pretty spot on, rofl!

A couple of years ago, before I joined this site, I saw Jewel. IMHO she was nice, but not attractive and didn't offer too much in terms of services provided. I found her to be kind of homely and too chunky. Much better options out there.

[Rhinopole]

This week I was in Fairfax on other business when I decided to make my way to Main St. For a visit to Diamond Flash. Note: The spa has moved just down the hall to another, bigger office suite. However, it's still in same building on same floor. I called ahead from the parking lot and and was told that Kiko, the gal with the famous so-called "teddies", was available. So I made my way inside and up to the second floor where I found signs pointing the way further down the hallway to the new venue.

I rang the bell and a nice looking Chinese MILF opened the door and invited me inside. She then took me by the hand and led me into a room and asked how long I wanted to stay. I told her an hour. I said I had called ahead and asked for Kiko. Unless Kiko's breasts had deflated like a NE Patriots' football, this person was not her. "What is your name? I inquired. This time, the deflated look appeared on her face. She said her name is Sophia. Having never heard of her, I asked how long she had been at DF. She said she recently came to Virginia from Queens and had only been here a couple of weeks. At this point I made the fateful decision to just stick with the new lady to try her out instead of insisting she send in Kiko instead.

After she came back to find me on the table, she began a pretty decent massage. Not outstanding, but not poor quality either. I'd label it a journeyman effort. And she teased just a little with a slight reach under every so often. Then, with only about a quarter hour left in my hour she asked me to turn over. She began a light massage of my legs and quickly pointed to my flaccid member and asked if I wanted her to massage there. I said, "I sure do. And would you mind taking off your clothes for me? It will help me get excited. " She said she is not comfortable taking her clothes off. Now guess who was deflated.

So I let her oil me up and start stroking me. She had a decent technique. She took a few directions and things were starting to feel nice. I then told her it would really help if she at least brought out her breasts for my inspection. She asked if I would "take care of her. " Of course I would. So she agreed to this, but did not seem excited to do so.

She pulled her shirt up over her bra. I asked her to lean in so I could unhook the straps, and when she did she began a quicker pace, not quite "the jack hammer", but it was still designed to quickly break concrete. I asked her to slow down and maybe eased off for four or five strokes, just long enough for me to finally get the bra fully unhooked and then she resumed speed again. I finally was able to work my hand around to cup her breast and feel her nipple between my fingers right about the time of blastoff. To her credit, she continued stroking until I had to ask her to stop. Then she quickly arranged her bra back over her breast and clicked a clasp together before pulling her shirt down.

There was a sink in the room and she went over to wash her hands. Then she came back and massaged my head to fill out the hour.

I quickly dressed, gave her a tip and bolted for the door. She smiled and asked me to come back to see her again. I said, "Oh yeah, for sure. " I don't know if the sarcasm was obvious. Probably was. Then I went out into the lobby and to the exit.

Not much to recommend here, gents. But I did what I could to TOFTT. While Sophia is cute enough, she's not a hottie. Massage is decent, but the sensual portion was lackluster, if not outright disappointing from being so rushed.

Best of luck out there.

Until I read your review I'd forgotten my one visit to Diamond Flash. It was so mediocre I think I repressed the memory. It was a waste of time nd money.

BTW, I noticed there's another massage place in the same building, in the basement. I don't recall the name. But has anyone been there? Thumbs up or down?

[PilotAviator]

We all receive adverts from groupon.

I received one today that was headlined "massage with extras" - $49 /.

The place for the advertisement is a legit Thai massage place.

The advert was sent by groupon to my monger email address.

Made me smile. .. we all can use a smile on Monday.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[TheOuroboros]

It may have something to with the south korean flag bearing a strong resemblance to the pepsi logo. I did, in fact, notice that there are a few pepsi's in the biz.

If that's true, that's hilarious. I never even made that connection. Plus one for Sherlock over here.

[NyHornet]

I had a dream of Nicha. She works out of an apartment in Arlington. She is nice, and setting up a time was easy through text. She provides a light to medium massage, not CMT level. She isn't the girl in her ads, but still looks decent enough. In total I paid 160 for an hour massage and Russian / hand release. I won't repeat on the fact that there are better options out there for the same price point.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6433735.html

She has been around for several years and used to go by Lucy and has moved locations a few times. As you say, a nice lady, but has limited options.

[Shadydude]

It's doubtful this would be the same Pepsi. Even though it is an odd choice to us there are other Pepsis at AMPs I have been in other states. Koreans seem to like using it as a name as I have also seen some Korean movies that had a female character named Pepsi.

It may have something to with the south korean flag bearing a strong resemblance to the pepsi logo. I did, in fact, notice that there are a few pepsi's in the biz.

[MikeRi1234]

Another enjoyable session today with Angie. 40+ thick Kgirl, C cups.

Walked in, no booking.

Nice hot TS, dry off in room.

Cursory backrub then she lays down naked on the table allowing full roaming, DATY and FIV x 2. (In cleanup, said she came 5 times with that fingering).

CBJ, cfs, k9 and mish.

80 hour plus 140.

She's not sure how to spell her name: Ang, Anj, Angie, Angie, whatever.

I'm a repeater here.

Hi Do you have website or any information for CC Mclean? I would like to try to see them.

Thanks.

[ArtistOfWar1]

I figure I would add my. 02.

I made a road trip down and got in contact with Candy who has been popular as of late. Comms was easy. A couple text and I was in the parking lot. Took a few minutes to get the room number and off I go.

Knock on the door. It opens she's hiding behind. I walk in, the door closes and there she is in the pink tights as reported below. My initial reaction was underwhelming. The board gassed her looks up a bit imo. But the rack drew me in. I opted for the 45 min due to the the obvious lack of mutual attraction.

Pics are accurate but dated.

Pay for the half undress. She comes out the closet while I'm dropping trau. Lay face down. Huge table. She's excited I'd opt for the back cracking. The massage starts. It deep. Sometimes painful but that's how I like it. Back walk. Back cracking. I thought about I should've gotten the whole hour. Damn good massage.

Some tease starts. Then the flip.

She asks what I want and then begs for a big tip. I offer what I have. She agrees.

She goes to the closet to come out her "coat" returns and unleashes the puppies. Looks nice. I grab a feel, obvious aftermarket. I'm looking enthusiasm. Manual warm up then she leans over for some Russian. I don't last long. She immediately hops up so I finish myself off.

She alcohol mists herself vigorously and cleans me up. Offers a shower. Water. On the way out I run into another provider but she hides and peeks from behind the curtain divider.

I know it's a YMMV game so it is what it is. I will not repeat tho.

Next time I'll try one of the thai regulars like the board suggests. Maybe some manscaping, maybe a pedi. Make a whole spa day of it😂😂🤣🤣

[Anonymous Too]

Very new to the hobby and have been lurking for a couple weeks. The information on these forums has been beyond helpful in helping me navigate and figure things out. Came across a couple of postings that have me intrigued, I'm wondering if anyone here has any insight or experience with either of them? I'm skeptical.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9588052.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9590016.html

[RustyMuffler]

This week I was in Fairfax on other business when I decided to make my way to Main St. For a visit to Diamond Flash. Note: The spa has moved just down the hall to another, bigger office suite. However, it's still in same building on same floor. I called ahead from the parking lot and and was told that Kiko, the gal with the famous so-called "teddies", was available. So I made my way inside and up to the second floor where I found signs pointing the way further down the hallway to the new venue.

I rang the bell and a nice looking Chinese MILF opened the door and invited me inside. She then took me by the hand and led me into a room and asked how long I wanted to stay. I told her an hour. I said I had called ahead and asked for Kiko. Unless Kiko's breasts had deflated like a NE Patriots' football, this person was not her. "What is your name? I inquired. This time, the deflated look appeared on her face. She said her name is Sophia. Having never heard of her, I asked how long she had been at DF. She said she recently came to Virginia from Queens and had only been here a couple of weeks. At this point I made the fateful decision to just stick with the new lady to try her out instead of insisting she send in Kiko instead.

After she came back to find me on the table, she began a pretty decent massage. Not outstanding, but not poor quality either. I'd label it a journeyman effort. And she teased just a little with a slight reach under every so often. Then, with only about a quarter hour left in my hour she asked me to turn over. She began a light massage of my legs and quickly pointed to my flaccid member and asked if I wanted her to massage there. I said, "I sure do. And would you mind taking off your clothes for me? It will help me get excited. " She said she is not comfortable taking her clothes off. Now guess who was deflated.

So I let her oil me up and start stroking me. She had a decent technique. She took a few directions and things were starting to feel nice. I then told her it would really help if she at least brought out her breasts for my inspection. She asked if I would "take care of her. " Of course I would. So she agreed to this, but did not seem excited to do so.

She pulled her shirt up over her bra. I asked her to lean in so I could unhook the straps, and when she did she began a quicker pace, not quite "the jack hammer", but it was still designed to quickly break concrete. I asked her to slow down and maybe eased off for four or five strokes, just long enough for me to finally get the bra fully unhooked and then she resumed speed again. I finally was able to work my hand around to cup her breast and feel her nipple between my fingers right about the time of blastoff. To her credit, she continued stroking until I had to ask her to stop. Then she quickly arranged her bra back over her breast and clicked a clasp together before pulling her shirt down.

There was a sink in the room and she went over to wash her hands. Then she came back and massaged my head to fill out the hour.

I quickly dressed, gave her a tip and bolted for the door. She smiled and asked me to come back to see her again. I said, "Oh yeah, for sure. " I don't know if the sarcasm was obvious. Probably was. Then I went out into the lobby and to the exit.

Not much to recommend here, gents. But I did what I could to TOFTT. While Sophia is cute enough, she's not a hottie. Massage is decent, but the sensual portion was lackluster, if not outright disappointing from being so rushed.

Best of luck out there.