Massage Parlor Reports

[JDog1234]

Yesterday I visited this independent masseuse who claims to be a CMT in her bedpage ad. I doubt she's certified in any type of massage therapy. Face was a 6/10 and body was a 6/10. Those aren't her real pictures in her ad but they are close. She has a pretty bad tit job, I think her left tit might have popped LOL. The session took place in a very large apartment complex, after I finally found the apartment she gave me a hug and had me pay up front. Damage was $$ for the hour. She told me to strip. She stayed in the room and watched me get fully undressed and lay on the table which I thought was kind of odd. She then begins with the weakest back massage I have ever had in my life. I've been to a good amount of AMP's with legit massage so my expectations for a back massage might be kind of high. She starts teasing the boys then has me flip and asks if she can give my cock a kiss. I was surprised cause of how shitty and unenthusiastic the massage had been thus far. Then she began a mediocre CBJ and finished me with a handshake. She then tells me next time I'll get more for my money. I was in and out in 40 mins, so she shorted me 20 mins. Overall experience was a 4/10 because of the price. If the total was $.20 it'd be more like a 6.5/10 Overall.

https://orangecounty.bedpage.com/Bod...a/7817280.html

I saw her a couple years back. Sounds like nothing has changed.

[MangoMuncher]

LOL yeah, that sounds a lot like my experience there last year, same provider too, except I stayed for the unsatisfying HE.

After some other monger's review on here of that place last year, in which he talked about having been serviced by some really cute early twentysomething spinner who only spoke Spanish, I was really looking forward to going there. Unfortunately, she was nowhere to be found by the time I got around to going there months later.

Yeah, same here. Stopped by based on other people's suggestions and reviews I've seen elsewhere, but was greeted by two trolls. Time to cross this place off my list.

[KevAmps]

LOL yeah, that sounds a lot like my experience there last year, same provider too, except I stayed for the unsatisfying HE.

After some other monger's review on here of that place last year, in which he talked about having been serviced by some really cute early twentysomething spinner who only spoke Spanish, I was really looking forward to going there. Unfortunately, she was nowhere to be found by the time I got around to going there months later.

I stopped by last week after seeing a post here about it. Front lobby has a very legit look to it, so wasn't sure what to expect. The girl who came out to meet me was very, uh, thick. Some guys like that, but I prefer tiny spinner types. It was $40 for 30 minutes. She took me the a room and told me to get comfortable. I stripped and made myself at home on the table. Upon return, she told me, "This isn't a massage place if that's what you're looking for". She proceeded to tell me it's $100 for a BJ or $60 for a HJ. Inside I said WTF? To her I said I was actually looking for a nice massage and thanked her for her time, dressed and headed out. Between the donation amount and the fact I really was not attracted to her, I was very disappointed. I thought about maybe going back another day, but do not want to have a repeat performance with the same or similar type girl.

[FlipOnOver]

She told me she's at a new place now. Somewhere in Santa Ana I think. She told me she'll text me when she settled in to give me the addy. I'll forward it when she does.

Yeah let a brutha know!

I wonder what happened to Temptation?

I went there a lot for about 3 years. Until my ATF Tammy quit the biz and the prices started getting too high.

They were asking for $160 plus the door so I found other places that were more consistent and less expensive. Mostly out of O. C.

Beach Blvd has really cleared out. They gained a Naugles but lost all the FS joints.

[Dijaju]

She told me she's at a new place now. Somewhere in Santa Ana I think. She told me she'll text me when she settled in to give me the addy. I'll forward it when she does.

Does she have a tramp stamp and tattoo on her left tit?

[JacobsLadder69]

Drove by today and saw an "Available" sign in the window. Bummer. I plowed a lot of fields in those pink hallways!

Wonder what became of Candy? She was a true pro.

She told me she's at a new place now. Somewhere in Santa Ana I think. She told me she'll text me when she settled in to give me the addy. I'll forward it when she does.

[FlipOnOver]

Drove by today and saw an "Available" sign in the window. Bummer. I plowed a lot of fields in those pink hallways!

Wonder what became of Candy? She was a true pro.

[JulianK]

Great place for brews and free cable pay TV sports.

I always thought I'd stop in Keg Sluggers for a couple pops then head into CKB, but somehow never did. Next time.

[JacobsLadder69]

"Honey Fair" - are you referring to Honey Spa on Fair Drive? If so, unless it is breaking news that I am not aware of, that place has been shut down since mid-November.

Honey Spa is still closed and not expected to reopen, at least not at it's old location.

[MongerLonger]

Yesterday I visited this independent masseuse who claims to be a CMT in her bedpage ad. I doubt she's certified in any type of massage therapy. Face was a 6/10 and body was a 6/10. Those aren't her real pictures in her ad but they are close. She has a pretty bad tit job, I think her left tit might have popped LOL. The session took place in a very large apartment complex, after I finally found the apartment she gave me a hug and had me pay up front. Damage was $$ for the hour. She told me to strip. She stayed in the room and watched me get fully undressed and lay on the table which I thought was kind of odd. She then begins with the weakest back massage I have ever had in my life. I've been to a good amount of AMP's with legit massage so my expectations for a back massage might be kind of high. She starts teasing the boys then has me flip and asks if she can give my cock a kiss. I was surprised cause of how shitty and unenthusiastic the massage had been thus far. Then she began a mediocre CBJ and finished me with a handshake. She then tells me next time I'll get more for my money. I was in and out in 40 mins, so she shorted me 20 mins. Overall experience was a 4/10 because of the price. If the total was $.20 it'd be more like a 6.5/10 Overall.

https://orangecounty.bedpage.com/Bod...a/7817280.html

[Cip Seeker]

Anyone been to the Det spot.

I stopped by last week after seeing a post here about it. Front lobby has a very legit look to it, so wasn't sure what to expect. The girl who came out to meet me was very, uh, thick. Some guys like that, but I prefer tiny spinner types. It was $40 for 30 minutes. She took me the a room and told me to get comfortable. I stripped and made myself at home on the table. Upon return, she told me, "This isn't a massage place if that's what you're looking for". She proceeded to tell me it's $100 for a BJ or $60 for a HJ. Inside I said WTF? To her I said I was actually looking for a nice massage and thanked her for her time, dressed and headed out. Between the donation amount and the fact I really was not attracted to her, I was very disappointed. I thought about maybe going back another day, but do not want to have a repeat performance with the same or similar type girl.

[LazyBird]

Anyone been to the Det spot.

Latina girls. Not much of a massage. Theres like a 5 minute generic rubdown and then straight to the action. Decent FS place.

[Wireless91910]

Damn I didn't know they had that kind of talent in there. I've only seen the "homies" out back barbecuing.

Great place for brews and free cable pay TV sports.

[LeatherNeck14]

Great place for brews and free cable pay TV sports.

Looks like a dive bar from the outside and nothing wrong with that but these girls are legit.

[LeatherNeck14]

Anyone been to the Det spot.