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**HellcatFast** · 01-11-20 15:50

Anyone had any luck with the new Latina at.

ELITE?

**Dick M Good** · 01-11-20 15:37

I turn 69 next month and I do not think age has anything to do with it. As long as you can get it up and they will take your money what does age have to do with it! One of my favorite neked dancer is a gal named Jean she got into that business at age 37 when the other girls thought they were to old and were getting out. She lasted 25 years and worked at top clubs all of the time. She decided to go back to her home town and retired from the Pink Pony taking social security. I saw a picture of her on facebook and she is still a stunner as she reaches 70 yo next month. She looked like she could still light up the stage. If she can make a go of it into her 60's I don't see why we can't do so as well. Age has very little to do with it especially for men.

Originally Posted by JMAbacus [View Original Post]

Hello Mr. Bullett, I am 61 and struggling with what my timetable might be. I know pleasure and performance vary greatly by individual but could you share your age? I would be interested to know if there are any active posters that are in their late 60's or even 70's? I think I need a realistic goal to shoot for before I expire and just focus on other hobbies. A stripper at Follies that escorts part time told me her favorite customer years back was someone that was 82. He was a favorite for monetary reasons but she claimed he could "lay it down". She's banged hundreds (or more) so she has quite a sample size although maybe not the most accurate memory recall. So is there anyone posting that thinks their near the oldest active hobbyist on the board? Sorry if this belongs in the General Forum but I'm so old I don't know how to move it.

**Worf359** · 01-11-20 14:05

Originally Posted by ST0808 [View Original Post]

Global Position System, the thing which help you find pussy when you need it. We use it on phone all the time to find the massage places or hotels where providers suck our dicks. LOL.

Some people mistake it for golden pussy syndrome but they are wrong, it global position system.

What do you call a woman who has PMS & GPS at the same time? A crazy Bit t h who can find you anywhere.

**SoreGuy** · 01-11-20 13:38

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

You'd be surprised. Most mongers are older than you think, especially on the international boards. I've seen old geezers literally wheezing in massage parlors, wondering if they'd keel over whilst getting a HJ. Tons of guys in their 70's still visiting CAMPs. Your'e still a youngster compared to some and, as long as you can get a boner and want to release a load, continue to enjoy the hobby! Sport fucking has no official retirement age.

Hell of a way to go out though.

Ideally, I think we should all make a pilgrimage to Thailand before we hang it up. $1500 round trip. You unmarried guys should take advantage while you can.

**HobbyMan51** · 01-11-20 13:15

Originally Posted by ST0808 [View Original Post]

Global Position System, the thing which help you find pussy when you need it. We use it on phone all the time to find the massage places or hotels where providers suck our dicks. LOL.

Some people mistake it for golden pussy syndrome but they are wrong, it global position system.

I stand corrected.

**EzTouch** · 01-11-20 13:09

Originally Posted by ST0808 [View Original Post]

I will keep it going as long as I can. I have been thinking about calling it quit so I can save more money for retirement but little one is still active and I'm approaching 60. I guess I can use some blue pill if run into slowdown and hopefully keep enjoying the massage with or without happy ending. I thing 60 is too young to quit the hobby.

I can't speak for everyone and I make no claims about exceptional virility, but I'm 74 and still enjoy the benefits of a good massage and a good companion! I admit that I have a greater appreciation for a little cuddling now and then and foreplay is always great but the HE's, BJ's, and the FS is still great! The end should only be contemplated if you no longer can enjoy the session or afford the expenditures!

**Bigsqueeze** · 01-11-20 08:31

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Sport fucking has no official retirement age.

Thank God for that. I'm 69 this year and have a FWB, 2 favorites escorts with 3 others casuals in rotation. A good fucking lasts about 45 minutes then I go home and take a nap.

**ST0808** · 01-11-20 01:25

Originally Posted by Bullett64 [View Original Post]

I've come to the conclusion that I am getting too old for this game and am going to hang up my spurs.

My farewell trip was to Adore where I saw the lovely Eva. She is an absolute delight -- fun, caring, and kind. Her massage skills may not be the best, but she tries to please and in my case succeeds very nicely. She will also lie down with you and cuddle, which I find charming. YMMV but she hits all of my buttons without being dramatic or pretending that you are the best thing to ever happen to her. She is warm and honest and I left both happy and sad that I won't be seeing her again.

You guys take care and be both smart and safe.

Originally Posted by JMAbacus [View Original Post]

Hello Mr. Bullett, I am 61 and struggling with what my timetable might be. I know pleasure and performance vary greatly by individual but could you share your age? I would be interested to know if there are any active posters that are in their late 60's or even 70's? I think I need a realistic goal to shoot for before I expire and just focus on other hobbies. A stripper at Follies that escorts part time told me her favorite customer years back was someone that was 82. He was a favorite for monetary reasons but she claimed he could "lay it down". She's banged hundreds (or more) so she has quite a sample size although maybe not the most accurate memory recall. So is there anyone posting that thinks their near the oldest active hobbyist on the board? Sorry if this belongs in the General Forum but I'm so old I don't know how to move it.

I will keep it going as long as I can. I have been thinking about calling it quit so I can save more money for retirement but little one is still active and I'm approaching 60. I guess I can use some blue pill if run into slowdown and hopefully keep enjoying the massage with or without happy ending. I thing 60 is too young to quit the hobby.

**ST0808** · 01-11-20 01:16

Originally Posted by Patriarch112 [View Original Post]

GPS?? What does that mean?

Global Position System, the thing which help you find pussy when you need it. We use it on phone all the time to find the massage places or hotels where providers suck our dicks. LOL.

Some people mistake it for golden pussy syndrome but they are wrong, it global position system.

**Niteluvr** · 01-10-20 21:32

Originally Posted by JMAbacus [View Original Post]

Hello Mr. Bullett, I am 61 and struggling with what my timetable might be. I know pleasure and performance vary greatly by individual but could you share your age? I would be interested to know if there are any active posters that are in their late 60's or even 70's? I think I need a realistic goal to shoot for before I expire and just focus on other hobbies. A stripper at Follies that escorts part time told me her favorite customer years back was someone that was 82. He was a favorite for monetary reasons but she claimed he could "lay it down". She's banged hundreds (or more) so she has quite a sample size although maybe not the most accurate memory recall. So is there anyone posting that thinks their near the oldest active hobbyist on the board? Sorry if this belongs in the General Forum but I'm so old I don't know how to move it.

You'd be surprised. Most mongers are older than you think, especially on the international boards. I've seen old geezers literally wheezing in massage parlors, wondering if they'd keel over whilst getting a HJ. Tons of guys in their 70's still visiting CAMPs. Your'e still a youngster compared to some and, as long as you can get a boner and want to release a load, continue to enjoy the hobby! Sport fucking has no official retirement age.

**Niteluvr** · 01-10-20 21:28

Originally Posted by DickMGood [View Original Post]

I saw the ad for this place below and decided that that it was a go. I got there and it was 60 dollars. I asked about the table shower and was told that it was not in service now. The attendant was a pretty feminine thirty something named Mia. She did a good massage and gave a yankee doodle dandy. She wanted 60 bucks But I countered with 40 and we met half way with 50 dollars. She turned down FS and it was no touchie. There was no hint of extras except for that and my hour massage turned into 45 minutes. Is it just me or is it getting harder to get laid at an AMP?

https://cityxguide.photo/ads/rs-mass...sexy-37974591.

It's not you. It's stupid mongers paying too much for nothing and it wrecks the market. Guys like that need their balls cut off.

**HobbyMan51** · 01-10-20 17:39

Originally Posted by Patriarch112 [View Original Post]

GPS?? What does that mean?

Do some of you guys ever read any further back than 5 minutes ago ? This has been discussed repeatedly, most recently this week. It's Golden Pussy Syndrome. Jeez.

**Member #7133** · 01-10-20 17:15

Originally Posted by Bullett64 [View Original Post]

I've come to the conclusion that I am getting too old for this game and am going to hang up my spurs.

My farewell trip was to Adore where I saw the lovely Eva. She is an absolute delight -- fun, caring, and kind. Her massage skills may not be the best, but she tries to please and in my case succeeds very nicely. She will also lie down with you and cuddle, which I find charming. YMMV but she hits all of my buttons without being dramatic or pretending that you are the best thing to ever happen to her. She is warm and honest and I left both happy and sad that I won't be seeing her again.

You guys take care and be both smart and safe.

Hello Mr. Bullett, I am 61 and struggling with what my timetable might be. I know pleasure and performance vary greatly by individual but could you share your age? I would be interested to know if there are any active posters that are in their late 60's or even 70's? I think I need a realistic goal to shoot for before I expire and just focus on other hobbies. A stripper at Follies that escorts part time told me her favorite customer years back was someone that was 82. He was a favorite for monetary reasons but she claimed he could "lay it down". She's banged hundreds (or more) so she has quite a sample size although maybe not the most accurate memory recall. So is there anyone posting that thinks their near the oldest active hobbyist on the board? Sorry if this belongs in the General Forum but I'm so old I don't know how to move it.

**Atl18** · 01-10-20 16:02

Retiring from the game while on top is good. Somehow, I have a feeling that the itch will occasionally bring you back. Michael Jordan un-retired twice before calling it quit. Hope you can find a new hobby more exciting than mongering.

Good luck.

ATL.

Originally Posted by Bullett64 [View Original Post]

I've come to the conclusion that I am getting too old for this game and am going to hang up my spurs.

My farewell trip was to Adore where I saw the lovely Eva. She is an absolute delight -- fun, caring, and kind. Her massage skills may not be the best, but she tries to please and in my case succeeds very nicely. She will also lie down with you and cuddle, which I find charming. YMMV but she hits all of my buttons without being dramatic or pretending that you are the best thing to ever happen to her. She is warm and honest and I left both happy and sad that I won't be seeing her again.

You guys take care and be both smart and safe.

**Dick M Good** · 01-10-20 15:33

I saw the ad for this place below and decided that that it was a go. I got there and it was 60 dollars. I asked about the table shower and was told that it was not in service now. The attendant was a pretty feminine thirty something named Mia. She did a good massage and gave a yankee doodle dandy. She wanted 60 bucks But I countered with 40 and we met half way with 50 dollars. She turned down FS and it was no touchie. There was no hint of extras except for that and my hour massage turned into 45 minutes. Is it just me or is it getting harder to get laid at an AMP?

https://cityxguide.photo/ads/rs-mass...sexy-37974591.