Escort Reports

[Clint22]

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/42494614/[/URL]

Rarely do I or would I ever go so far as to bash a girl. This girl is one of the top 3 worst experiences I HAVE EVER HAD in this hobby.

Let me list her qualities. Short almost midget status. Grumpy. Irritated. Almost dictatorial in the way she commands you to do "get on the bed" "get comfortable". Lies that she will do BBBJ over text to bait you over. Unenthusiastic. Terribly scarred all over her stomach chest and torso. Not nearly as airbrushed as her pictures. Small flabby butt cheeks.

She comes off as if she is doing you a favor. Will say "I only do missionary". Has a horribly swollen and fishy smelling vagina. Will keep going on about "not wanting to catch something" so you have to keep your hands OFF of her.

I didn't even bother trying to do the deed. 1 minute into a lackluster and zero effort angry faced CBJ I said I was ready. She laid down and I was so disgusted I just left. Once I started getting dressed she tries to have a conversation with me about the weather.

The only good things I can say is she has nice tits and the incall location is awesome.

Don't go see her. Blacklist her. It is not worth your time. I repeat. NOT WORTH ANYBODYS TIME.

If her ad disappears. She has videos posted on EB and comments saying "what happened to her stomach?" She is blond.

Thank you for this report. I was seriously considering seeing this girl, as I like them small in stature. I have Limited hobby funds, and really hate to waste them on a bad experience. You saved me on this one. Thanks again.

[PeterWanger69]

https://tryst.link/escort/miley-monroe

Anything?

Thanks.

Miley is legit. Saw her maybe a year or two ago I think? Maybe above average looks and performance wise but not enough for me to go back.

[Moejoo]

https://tryst.link/escort/miley-monroe

Anything?

Thanks.

She has not logged into Tryst since last July, her twitter has been erased, and her instagram is private. That kind of makes me think she may not be very active.

[JJames2011]

https://tryst.link/escort/miley-monroe

Anything?

Thanks.

[TJGeek]

She is using Ola's old number and staying at their last place (Lawrence and Harlem). Service is basically the same, but not as enthusiastic as Ola and Lara's. There is another girl staying there too.

I saw her last night. Disappointment. I also saw her last August (had I recognized her I would not have set it up). Read my post #10203 herehttp://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...orts&p=4429366#post4429366 and I will also post a new review today.

She is staying with Sylvia whose pictures are not accurate.

[Insidioso]

Melaine is back in an upscale hotel near O'Hare (I enjoyed the freshly fried potato chips in the lobby on my way out, LOL). Navel piercing is healed, but still expresses discomfort if you go deep. I'm not at all a big guy, buts she's very petite. Would def recommend seeing her while she's still here. Just keep in mind, she's the cautious type. Updated link posted below. Pics are accurate. Even prettier in person. Previous review attached.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42502279/

https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...cago/40916739/

Hot little Melanie Monet is in a nice upscale hotel in El Grove Village visiting from California til mid week. 120 qv all covered, no GFE. Looks even better in person. Was very cautious about giving out her location and room, then kind of had a bunch of rules that I didn't mind myself, but may be an issue for some. I offered to shower first, but said she doesn't let guests use her shower. Also wouldn't let me go deep. Finally, she has a fresh belly button piercing, so no pressure in her stomach. Those are the cons, but they didn't bother me, since I'm a sucker for young, pretty hotties. On the plus side, she's beautiful and has a really cool, outgoing personality. Really easy to talk to and I wouldn't mind spending longer times with her.

[OngBak15]

http://chicago.skipthegames.com/fema...a/111140945370

I did a late night rush of seeing a new random girl. Landed on this ad. She was pretty fast with her response, and I got her on the line real quick. Because of my mindset, I had totally forgot who I contacted. Long story short, I was surprised who showed up when the uber I sent arrived. These pics are recent. That is for sure. But camera magic was for sure at work. Lighting and whatever fat girls use.

She comes in for the outcall and just gave off a energy she did not do this often. I can work with that. I engage in small chit chat with her to relax her but that was still a icy going. I get undressed and tell her to start the process of what we met to do.

The smell from this girl when she took off her pants was far to horrible. I almost forgot every other detail because of it. I tell her and collect the money I gave to her. She was not happy but after I escorted her to the door, she ralaxed and pleaded with me to get her another uber. That would be dumb. Gave her $20 and pointed her to the main street to catch a taxi.

Avoid.

If you are not going to listen to my review, her price was $120 for HH. I would rather not talk about this encounter again.

[Vanilla Lover]

She is using Ola's old number and staying at their last place (Lawrence and Harlem). Service is basically the same, but not as enthusiastic as Ola and Lara's. There is another girl staying there too.

Was the damage the same for her as was Lara / Ola??

[TheBlackDot]

Yes, she is a lovely woman. I'm not sure about msog but yes to the others. The BBBJ was especially enthusiastic.

Sounds like a keeper.

[TheBlackDot]

Is she hot and slim? She looks to be hiding a baby damaged belly.

I see.

OK I'm liking her more and more by the second.

Oh and the Greek included thing. You mean included as part of her usual routine? Or extra?

[ZckBrc]

I'm usually not into BBW, but for whatever reason, I will go in for BBW Blondes.

Has anyone seen these?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42565370/

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42343341/

Also wondering if anyone has seen this redhead?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42564250/

[Lukkylou]

She is using Ola's old number and staying at their last place (Lawrence and Harlem). Service is basically the same, but not as enthusiastic as Ola and Lara's. There is another girl staying there too.

Is she hot and slim? She looks to be hiding a baby damaged belly.

[Hard211]

I laughed the whole time I was reading this. Thanks!!

Funny for sure. Though if you hear anything about Katrina or know how to search for a review of hers on here or elsewhere let me know. https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...397/8722100015.

I'm used to the Belgium experience as I had some business there in Brussels several years back and it was simple, clean, competitive, gentlemen like. Here in the states its a freak-show.

[ChicagoKid5]

I have seen others post about Alena from mce doing her own thing. Found her website which is www.alenachicago.com and set up a meeting for tomorrow for 90 minutes. Really excited because she was one of my ATL at mce. If this is her and all goes well I will report back.

Was it her.

[RomeoPapa22]

I know this is not the infamous LARA & OLA from the old NG when I saw them last before they left she told me that they both will be back sometime in March or April but can anyone confirm if she is new NG? Anyone have info on her services / rates. I am going to try to and set something up for next week hope she does BBBJ.

773-xxx-1938.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42544554/

She is using Ola's old number and staying at their last place (Lawrence and Harlem). Service is basically the same, but not as enthusiastic as Ola and Lara's. There is another girl staying there too.