Escort Reports

[Lennie1]

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/42494614/[/URL]

Rarely do I or would I ever go so far as to bash a girl. This girl is one of the top 3 worst experiences I HAVE EVER HAD in this hobby.

Let me list her qualities. Short almost midget status. Grumpy. Irritated. Almost dictatorial in the way she commands you to do "get on the bed" "get comfortable". Lies that she will do BBBJ over text to bait you over. Unenthusiastic. Terribly scarred all over her stomach chest and torso. Not nearly as airbrushed as her pictures. Small flabby butt cheeks.

She comes off as if she is doing you a favor. Will say "I only do missionary". Has a horribly swollen and fishy smelling vagina. Will keep going on about "not wanting to catch something" so you have to keep your hands OFF of her.

I didn't even bother trying to do the deed. 1 minute into a lackluster and zero effort angry faced CBJ I said I was ready. She laid down and I was so disgusted I just left. Once I started getting dressed she tries to have a conversation with me about the weather.

The only good things I can say is she has nice tits and the incall location is awesome.

Don't go see her. Blacklist her. It is not worth your time. I repeat. NOT WORTH ANYBODYS TIME.

If her ad disappears. She has videos posted on EB and comments saying "what happened to her stomach?" She is blond.

I'm glad to have read your report. I thought it was me. This one has just about soured me to the entire hobby. I saw her in Skokie and a very nice hotel. She is tiny and does have big boobs but that attitude just sucked.

Most of the providers do their best to make you feel comfortable, this one does not. I opted for the HH and because I like to DATY I asked. That will be $20.00 more she responded. Well in for a penny in for a pound. You are correct the VijayJay did not smell or taste too good. She finished me by hand and I left.

On a different note does anyone know what happened to this one https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...030/2242456691.

She was cute and friendly. I miss her.

[TheBlackDot]

She's legit. MILF type with nice body, yes to bbj and msog, Greek also included, unsure about dfk, can be a little crazy, but good service.

I thought she was kinda young.

About how old do you think she looks?

[Vbenny]

This one was a weird experience. We met on a whim after another provider flaked on me. She was the girl in the pictures, which to me was pretty hot. Had a nice enough location near the cross streets listed in her ad. $. 25 for a hhr, but said bbj and GFE was extra. 25, so rate wasn't bad at all. Gave better than average bbj and proceeded to ride, do doggie, and missionary, but was never really into dfk or even light kissing to be honest. All in all I would've felt pretty good for her base rate. After I finish and am trying to get dressed, her roommate barges in on me and is rushing me to out, before I'm even dressed (pretty over the top too). She annoyed the hell out of me, but was also pretty attractive, and well aware of her roommate's work, making me think they might work together. Even though it was out of the ordinary I found myself kinda turned on, so I messaged her back later about doing a double session but never heard back. I'm not sure if this review is a good one or bad one, but thought I should share regardless.

https://escortindex.com/ad/chicago/8...9477/1/5241616

[Vbenny]

This one has been posting for at least the last few months, but I haven't seen any info on her. I'm tempted to take the dive, but might as well ask if anyone else here has tested the waters already. If so, typical questions are all I have: her rates? Is she a time waster / rusher? Is she worth seeing? Etc.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42497323/

[BillyM]

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...scorts/1665406

Anyone seen her? She works out of the same apt that macie does.

Most those pics are from 10 or 12 years ago.

[PunkAsFuck]

https://tryst.link/escort/ivy-marie-63

And her Twitter:

At therealivymarie.

She looks pretty hot. Damage not too bad either.

BBBJ? DFK? MSOG? Anyone know if she does those?

Other deets would be appreciated too. Ty.

Yes, she is a lovely woman. I'm not sure about msog but yes to the others. The BBBJ was especially enthusiastic.

[Bsuh69]

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...scorts/1665406

Anyone seen her? She works out of the same apt that macie does.

[Bsuh69]

https://tryst.link/escort/ivy-marie-63

And her Twitter:

At therealivymarie.

She looks pretty hot. Damage not too bad either.

BBBJ? DFK? MSOG? Anyone know if she does those?

Other deets would be appreciated too. Ty.

She's legit. MILF type with nice body, yes to bbj and msog, Greek also included, unsure about dfk, can be a little crazy, but good service.

[WalkBob]

Can you PM me marta's contact?

Anyone know if Marta is around? I tried her former number and it is disconnected. If she has new contact info, I can not find it.

[JJames2011]

Anyone else seen her?

I've actually spoken with her on the phone. Sounded nice enough. No luck in setting something up. She went silent.

[SeanKonnery]

TGTBT right? If not, it's obvi that she is just in the pole position stage as all these pics are taken at a strip club. But the only Red Flag that poses a threat is that it's two different chics in the last two pics. If any gents have had experience. Please share as this is my NY resolution! https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...237/8722542757.

[Ron M]

She has a husband also. First time actually paying for it in the States. What kind of trouble can I expect?

If the husband doesn't know she's doing this line of work or doesn't like her doing this line of work comes to mind.

[MiamiVibe]

I have seen others post about Alena from mce doing her own thing. Found her website which is www.alenachicago.com and set up a meeting for tomorrow for 90 minutes. Really excited because she was one of my ATL at mce. If this is her and all goes well I will report back.

Please let me know how it goes. I am intrigued.

[ImNotKevin]

Shit, I'll do it every time a chick fucks up.

Holy F*CK, you're saying you've been with chicks that were worse? Because I'd prefer a straightforward cash-and-dash to what you described. I'll bet you'd pay a lot to un-see what you saw!

I've only ever had 1 cash and dash which is pretty high on my list. Next would be a girl I saw who was very similar in size and nature to this girl Daisy. Then there is her.

I tried to touch a covered nonsexual part of her body for a "cop check" and she literally said "don't touch me stop touching me".

Doesn't get much worse. I hope some people see this and avoid her.

[George Stark]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42494614/

Rarely do I or would I ever go so far as to bash a girl.

Shit, I'll do it every time a chick fucks up.

This girl is one of the top 3 worst experiences I HAVE EVER HAD in this hobby.

Holy F*CK, you're saying you've been with chicks that were worse? Because I'd prefer a straightforward cash-and-dash to what you described. I'll bet you'd pay a lot to un-see what you saw!