Massage Parlor Reports

[RyanHarvey]

Was it this thing?

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/quickshot

At $35 bucks for as many eruptions as you have left, perhaps we should all skip the AMP BF up-charges and just go for the standard NOVA. Ladies you have competition!

S: for those of you that are not handy do it your-selfers there is an upgrade.

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/quickshot-launch

NOTE: I am not endorsing or recommending!

The launcher can simulate 250 strokes per minute. OUCH!

[Tom McAn]

Was it this thing?

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/quickshot

At $35 bucks for as many eruptions as you have left, perhaps we should all skip the AMP BF up-charges and just go for the standard NOVA. Ladies you have competition!

S: for those of you that are not handy do it your-selfers there is an upgrade.

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/quickshot-launch

NOTE: I am not endorsing or recommending!

I first heard of a Fleshlight last year when I watched a video of Princess Leia, a San Francisco-based porn star, using one on her male co-star before giving him a HJ and BJ. (FYI, this Princess Leia has nothing to do with the Star Wars character.) I've never heard of a Fleshlight being used in an AMP. That's an odd trick.

A few years ago I visited Shina, a Caucasian MILF body rub provider, who used an interesting technique to simulate a BJ without actually performing one. It's difficult to describe in words, and I've never encountered that before or since. I believe Shina is now retired.

[TheOuroboros]

Hey there fellas, I hate to be an asker but I was wondering if anyone of you vets could point me in the right direction for a good prostate massage. It's been on my list for a while now and it would mean a lot if you guys could help.

KK does it as well.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6604649.html

She did it out of the blue for me one time and put on the glove, told me a lot of customers like it. She slipped in her finger and immediately I went Nope! Not for me.

It's not my cup of tea but KK is one of the best therapists in town.

[OldBoomer]

At Kara I saw the device. She was trying to hide it but there's noplace to stash it when she's naked. (well there's one place but, why'know) It actually looked like one of those old kids' toys that we all thought about fucking tbh, the squishy ones that are kind of a gel sleeve sort of thing?

And yeah, if I wanted to fuck a fleshlight I'd just order one for less than some of these women want for a NoVA finish!

I thought the saran wrap at Crystal was weird but the PP took the cake!

Was it this thing?

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/quickshot

At $35 bucks for as many eruptions as you have left, perhaps we should all skip the AMP BF up-charges and just go for the standard NOVA. Ladies you have competition!

S: for those of you that are not handy do it your-selfers there is an upgrade.

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/quickshot-launch

NOTE: I am not endorsing or recommending!

[OhioRich]

Hey there fellas, I hate to be an asker but I was wondering if anyone of you vets could point me in the right direction for a good prostate massage. It's been on my list for a while now and it would mean a lot if you guys could help.

Check out Asian Massage & Foot Reflexology (also once known as B & T Health Balance). Nice owner / operator who will do a pretty good job, but took me 2 visits for her to put the glove on (others have reported success on first try). Easy to google, located on Old Franconia RD.

[Invisibleman22]

If you ask me.

It's an old trick and I don't know who the hell gets fooled by it. This isn't buddy's first BJ ya dig?


Also I dont think its actual a PP but rather a technique they do with their hands while using their mouths to audio-visual it. Unless youve actually seen the device?


Unfortunately it's more commonplace at AMPs and a proper BBBJ is rare and hard to come by (pun intended) and that is why I call it chasing the dragon.

At Kara I saw the device. She was trying to hide it but there's noplace to stash it when she's naked. (well there's one place but, why'know) It actually looked like one of those old kids' toys that we all thought about fucking tbh, the squishy ones that are kind of a gel sleeve sort of thing?

And yeah, if I wanted to fuck a fleshlight I'd just order one for less than some of these women want for a NoVA finish!

I thought the saran wrap at Crystal was weird but the PP took the cake!

[Mmach]

I went back to Arlington Wellness for a nice warm TS on a cold day. Jenny was working today and what a treat. She's young and very cute and loves what she does. The table shower was long and thorough with a lot of attention to all the right places. Back to the room face down she went straight to the soft touch. It was excellent. On the flip she was getting ready for standard Nova but I motioned for DATY which she quickly obliged. No negotiating donation. After her big O back to standard Nova finish and clean up. 60 for hhr and 100 to Jenny. She said a new girl starts January 2nd. PM me for more details.

I checked this place out last month. Parked in the BK and walked in the front entrance. There is a back entrance if needed. It was relatively nice inside and the provider was okay, 30's with glasses and cut skirt / top. Nothing to write home about but better than average. Good massage and finish with promises of more next time. Probably will return at some point.

[Mdubya]

Twice now in the last maybe 3 months I've had providers at franconia wellness & kara spa use a pocket pussy & pretend like it was a BBBJ. Anyone else run into this?

In both cases there hadn't been any negotiation but it was obvious from the way they were trying to hide it. And making slurping sounds with their mouth, and moving their heads. That they were hoping they'd fool me into paying for more than I got.

I'm also a little skeeved out thinking about whether they clean these things properly (or at all? In both cases I sort of waved them off / tapped them on the shoulder & just asked for the standard NoVA & they complied.

Wondering if anybody else has had this happen & if so what you did about it.

Wow. LOL. That's some next level fuckery right there.

[TheOuroboros]

Twice now in the last maybe 3 months I've had providers at franconia wellness & kara spa use a pocket pussy & pretend like it was a BBBJ. Anyone else run into this?

In both cases there hadn't been any negotiation but it was obvious from the way they were trying to hide it. And making slurping sounds with their mouth, and moving their heads. That they were hoping they'd fool me into paying for more than I got.

I'm also a little skeeved out thinking about whether they clean these things properly (or at all? In both cases I sort of waved them off / tapped them on the shoulder & just asked for the standard NoVA & they complied.

Wondering if anybody else has had this happen & if so what you did about it.

If you ask me.

It's an old trick and I don't know who the hell gets fooled by it. This isn't buddy's first BJ ya dig?


Also I don’t think it’s actual a PP but rather a technique they do with their hands while using their mouths to “audio-visual” it. Unless you’ve actually seen the device?


Unfortunately it's more commonplace at AMPs and a proper BBBJ is rare and hard to come by (pun intended) and that is why I call it chasing the dragon.

[Invisibleman22]

Twice now in the last maybe 3 months I've had providers at franconia wellness & kara spa use a pocket pussy & pretend like it was a BBBJ. Anyone else run into this?

In both cases there hadn't been any negotiation but it was obvious from the way they were trying to hide it. And making slurping sounds with their mouth, and moving their heads. That they were hoping they'd fool me into paying for more than I got.

I'm also a little skeeved out thinking about whether they clean these things properly (or at all? In both cases I sort of waved them off / tapped them on the shoulder & just asked for the standard NoVA & they complied.

Wondering if anybody else has had this happen & if so what you did about it.

[Serpico99]

I prefer the older ones myself but I don't see one called "A Spa" near the West Springfield post office. Can you direct me a little closer?

It's in an office complex next to WS police station. Don't worry, this place has been in business for a couple years now regardless of its location. However, there was a monger on here a couple months ago who said he developed pink eye right after his visit. I think he posted this as there was a posting by another monger saying he saw towels hanging up to dry in the bathroom as they wash their towels likely in the sink. Not the best of hygiene.

[PilotAviator]

That's my first big laugh of 2020! I almost had to walk out of Starbucks because I was so tickled. Old chicks are still hot to me. I would peep this place when back in Virginia, but if no TS or FS to me then it's BS.

Glad you laughed.

A good laugh (and or a good massage) is a great way to start a new year.

No FS, No TS.

No BS in my post (which was respectful to Tina (the MT / lady), but purposely crafted to inform those brother / sister mongers who might be age sensitive}.

FWIW, the studio room lighting is subdued, her hands were very effective -- and she also laughed and smiled.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[IAmDeBest]

Friends,

Had poor luck on my vacation to Vegas, but for some reason though the new year would change that as I had a dream with a visiting Thai technicians. Unfortunately, I was wrong.

Tammy seems lady like, for some reason my spider senses were off. But her massage table was inviting and I was sore from traveling. The pics are not of her but close enough for this low resolution dream (its a dark room).

Massage was notch about above that of Donut (who basically applies lotion to you with no massage). On the flip, came negotiations for derobing. Unfortunately, not much else is on the menu. I agreed to tip additional 0.8 thinking it would change my luck but it only led to standard nova. Save your well earned rubles and dream elsewhere. Candy seems to be the only exception to the Thai crapshoot.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9570581.html

[Asphalt]

A Spa (near WS Post Office).

Facility average, but no TS.

Massage very good.

Rates for Massage, very good (0. 6).

Very senior massage technicians. Nice ladies, but perhaps the most senior of any I've ever seen in NoVA (and NoVA is noted for senior AMP staff).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

I prefer the older ones myself but I don't see one called "A Spa" near the West Springfield post office. Can you direct me a little closer?

[TheOuroboros]

There's a lot of fucking lecturing going on and not enough reviews of juicy AMPs. So take your seats brahs because Professor Grip is here and class is now in session.

Dreamt of a visit to Franconia Wellness last week. It's been quite a while probably a year since I last visited FW so I was checking out if there were any new prospects and was surprised to see Joy answer the door. Joy is a lovely Korean lady whose got to be pushing 70, but fellas she keeps on tip top shape because she doesn't look a day over 50. She's old but not cold. She remembers me which was quite surprising but certainly helped brighten my mood. I had slept wrong and mangled my back so I was definitely in need of a massage and her skills are top notch so I opted for an hour.

Cleaned me up in the TS and gave me a nice medium pressure massage. She does this clap technique where she'll roll the muscles and gently slap your back like a bongo and it feels pretty good. So a nice hour massage goes by and it helps me rest both physically and mentally. I love those solid massages where you can just sort of doze off in a peaceful bliss.

But I'm awake now and after some soft teasing where she takes her frizzy hair and gently tickles my back like a feather, so is junior. I flip and she takes off her clothes revealing a milky body and engineered Cs that hold up well despite her age. Joy isn't open to anymore that NoVA finish despite the tenure (which is sort of why FW was dropped from my rotation) but since it was a nice trip down memory lane and worth the massage I finished up and tipped her. 8. We bid each other fare well and I left satisfied.

If massage is as important to you as leaving happy. Franconia wellness is still Franconia Wellness.