Escort Reports

**Hanson187** · 01-04-20 19:21

Does anyone have any experience with her? I haven't heard much about her here. It seems like she's gotten positive reviews and people say her pics are accurate but I wanted to get a second opinion.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/42207433/

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2901281

**Trikuro** · 01-04-20 19:13

Opps, forgot to link to Swedish Viki's ad.

https://tampa.skipthegames.com/femal...d/346192298436

**Trikuro** · 01-04-20 19:12

So it was a rough night, I took a Cialis earlier in the day anticipating some action and I couldn't get a single provider to answer me. Some of the forum favorites like Tracey and Astrid gave me zero response, and Nicole was not available when I texted. I was getting frustrated, so I tried Swedish Viki, and she answered immediately. I normally do a search on here for any provider, but I guess I spelled her name wrong in my search and nothing came up. Only later did I add Swedish into my search parameters and noticed the generally crazy reviews. So here goes:

Let me start off by saying she is generally a very sweet lady, and this review is not to shit on her, even though there is nothing Swedish about her, except maybe a distant relative. But she is definitely not all there, and she will spend a good 30 minutes or more talking your ear off before she even gets down to business. Her stories are utter insanity and she'll ramble on forever if you don't cut her off. Her incall is in a reasonably safe area near Tropicana Field. It smells like pets and isn't exactly clean, but I wasn't revolted or anything. She has a decent body for an older woman and the tits aren't bad, but not going to lie the breath was ROUGH. After listening to her yap on for WAY too long we got down to business, started with a BBBJ and while her skills aren't bad you can tell she watches way too much porn, cause she was literally trying to kill herself deepthroating me and a few times I honestly thought she was going to puke, which made me want to wretch. She did make it nice and sloppy though, which I do like, but then it got a little weird.

She then bent over and tried to shove me inside raw. Normally I wouldn't have any problem with that, I'm an adult and am not adverse to some risk taking. But I wasn't willing with her, and she said she didn't have any covers. Thank god I brought one with me, so I covered up and started pounding away. Her dirty talk is kinda off putting, so after a while I got bored and tried to turn her around and get her to ride me. No dice, she said she has steel rods in her leg and can't do cowgirl, but bent over again and offered to put it in her ass.

So I spent the next 10 minutes or so pounding away at her asshole, which has a few roids and has seen better days. She'll literally let you pound her ass like she owes you money, so after an all out assault I was mercifully able to blow in the bag. At that point regret was starting to sink in and I wanted to get the fuck out of there, but she asked me if I wanted to go again. I politely declined, as at that point I'd had been there well over an hour and just wanted to leave. Damage was $100 for an hour, but trust me when I say she won't clock watch.

Like I said I don't want to shit on her, very sweet lady and accommodating, but she obviously has a few screws loose. Would not repeat. By they way what does a guy have to do to become a Senior Member around here? I know I don't post a ton but they are mostly all reviews, and I've been a member for several years.

**GoldRush85** · 01-04-20 18:41

Any Intel on this one?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/42231219/

**Trikuro** · 01-04-20 18:29

Any intel on this lady?

https://tampa.skipthegames.com/femal...y/344045497658

I know her pics are straight out of the 80's, but I personally love that shit. If there isn't any intel I might TOFFT later tonight.

**FlavorFul1** · 01-04-20 15:41

Originally Posted by XFormed99 [View Original Post]

Links always appreciated, but is this her?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/41964459/

Is she outcall only? Ad implies she comes to you.

Name on the pic in the linked ad is Nikki aka Choley and she is currently in Wisconsin.

**ShurShot14** · 01-04-20 14:32

Originally Posted by BusterHymen [View Original Post]

They didn't set them up for any reason; they just clarified what people were already using. Most of the lingo used is really stupid IMHO. If you read my posts, I use clear language, like I fucked her bareback for 40 bucks.

I think part of the reason the shorthand came about was not to fool police, but from the asinine belief that if you posted info in code, it would somehow protect you legally. As A2 has posted numerous times, law enforcement has better thing to do than chasing misdemeanor fun between adults, and nobody ever has been busted by posting on this forum about 18+ fun.

As further proof of the idiocy of coded language, next time you see a decoy on the street, tell her you will give her 80 roses for a dream, then see how that works for you.

By your leave, A-FUCKIN-MEN!

**ShurShot14** · 01-04-20 14:28

Originally Posted by TPAMonger [View Original Post]

Too lazy to click link. Anything about lawn guy?

Whatcha talkin about, Willis?

**RaysBoltsBucs** · 01-04-20 13:37

Well here goes with my first review of a provider here. I saw Saphia the other day and had a great time. She is easy to talk to and fun. She has a meaty pussy if you like that, I damn sure do. Nice trip to Greece. She takes direction well. Her house is clean and in a good part of town. Go see her, you will be happy you did.

**Buster Hymen** · 01-04-20 12:59

Originally Posted by DaveRue [View Original Post]

Jackson and A2 set up the abbreviations for a reason and then defined them. They are not a code to fool LEO.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/cust...=Abbreviations

They didn't set them up for any reason; they just clarified what people were already using. Most of the lingo used is really stupid IMHO. If you read my posts, I use clear language, like I fucked her bareback for 40 bucks.

I think part of the reason the shorthand came about was not to fool police, but from the asinine belief that if you posted info in code, it would somehow protect you legally. As A2 has posted numerous times, law enforcement has better thing to do than chasing misdemeanor fun between adults, and nobody ever has been busted by posting on this forum about 18+ fun.

As further proof of the idiocy of coded language, next time you see a decoy on the street, tell her you will give her 80 roses for a dream, then see how that works for you.

**TTY954** · 01-04-20 11:41

Originally Posted by TPAMonger [View Original Post]

Ah yes the roses. I always wanted to call a florist tell them I need 250 roses delivered to Oz.

Nobody steals mario coins!

**XFormed99** · 01-04-20 09:39

Links always appreciated, but is this her?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/41964459/

Is she outcall only? Ad implies she comes to you.

Originally Posted by HouseMaster [View Original Post]

Bit difficult to get a hold of, actually had started to message her a day or two prior to us meeting. Maybe that is the reason why one of her classified posts said her phone is working again.

Was an in-call and she got here pretty quick. Was only for a QV but definitely think it was worth the $80 donation. I hadn't cum from just head in a year or more. I think she was surprised as well when I originally said I probably wasn't going to cum.

Overall it was an good date. Will probably call on her again. She also says she has friends who can join or if I was looking for variety should could help out.

**TPAMonger** · 01-04-20 02:55

Originally Posted by TontoMonger [View Original Post]

In my dream the lawn guy took all the roses and it cost me $$. 50 to replace them.

Ah yes the roses. I always wanted to call a florist tell them I need 250 roses delivered to Oz.

**Tonto Monger** · 01-04-20 01:05

Originally Posted by TPAMonger [View Original Post]

Too lazy to click link. Anything about lawn guy?

In my dream the lawn guy took all the roses and it cost me $$. 50 to replace them.

**HouseMaster** · 01-03-20 23:28

Bit difficult to get a hold of, actually had started to message her a day or two prior to us meeting. Maybe that is the reason why one of her classified posts said her phone is working again.

Was an in-call and she got here pretty quick. Was only for a QV but definitely think it was worth the $80 donation. I hadn't cum from just head in a year or more. I think she was surprised as well when I originally said I probably wasn't going to cum.

Overall it was an good date. Will probably call on her again. She also says she has friends who can join or if I was looking for variety should could help out.