Escort Reports

**ShurShot14** · 01-04-20 14:32

Originally Posted by BusterHymen [View Original Post]

They didn't set them up for any reason; they just clarified what people were already using. Most of the lingo used is really stupid IMHO. If you read my posts, I use clear language, like I fucked her bareback for 40 bucks.

I think part of the reason the shorthand came about was not to fool police, but from the asinine belief that if you posted info in code, it would somehow protect you legally. As A2 has posted numerous times, law enforcement has better thing to do than chasing misdemeanor fun between adults, and nobody ever has been busted by posting on this forum about 18+ fun.

As further proof of the idiocy of coded language, next time you see a decoy on the street, tell her you will give her 80 roses for a dream, then see how that works for you.

By your leave, A-FUCKIN-MEN!

**ShurShot14** · 01-04-20 14:28

Originally Posted by TPAMonger [View Original Post]

Too lazy to click link. Anything about lawn guy?

Whatcha talkin about, Willis?

**RaysBoltsBucs** · 01-04-20 13:37

Well here goes with my first review of a provider here. I saw Saphia the other day and had a great time. She is easy to talk to and fun. She has a meaty pussy if you like that, I damn sure do. Nice trip to Greece. She takes direction well. Her house is clean and in a good part of town. Go see her, you will be happy you did.

**Buster Hymen** · 01-04-20 12:59

Originally Posted by DaveRue [View Original Post]

Jackson and A2 set up the abbreviations for a reason and then defined them. They are not a code to fool LEO.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/cust...=Abbreviations

They didn't set them up for any reason; they just clarified what people were already using. Most of the lingo used is really stupid IMHO. If you read my posts, I use clear language, like I fucked her bareback for 40 bucks.

I think part of the reason the shorthand came about was not to fool police, but from the asinine belief that if you posted info in code, it would somehow protect you legally. As A2 has posted numerous times, law enforcement has better thing to do than chasing misdemeanor fun between adults, and nobody ever has been busted by posting on this forum about 18+ fun.

As further proof of the idiocy of coded language, next time you see a decoy on the street, tell her you will give her 80 roses for a dream, then see how that works for you.

**TTY954** · 01-04-20 11:41

Originally Posted by TPAMonger [View Original Post]

Ah yes the roses. I always wanted to call a florist tell them I need 250 roses delivered to Oz.

Nobody steals mario coins!

**XFormed99** · 01-04-20 09:39

Links always appreciated, but is this her?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/41964459/

Is she outcall only? Ad implies she comes to you.

Originally Posted by HouseMaster [View Original Post]

Bit difficult to get a hold of, actually had started to message her a day or two prior to us meeting. Maybe that is the reason why one of her classified posts said her phone is working again.

Was an in-call and she got here pretty quick. Was only for a QV but definitely think it was worth the $80 donation. I hadn't cum from just head in a year or more. I think she was surprised as well when I originally said I probably wasn't going to cum.

Overall it was an good date. Will probably call on her again. She also says she has friends who can join or if I was looking for variety should could help out.

**TPAMonger** · 01-04-20 02:55

Originally Posted by TontoMonger [View Original Post]

In my dream the lawn guy took all the roses and it cost me $$. 50 to replace them.

Ah yes the roses. I always wanted to call a florist tell them I need 250 roses delivered to Oz.

**Tonto Monger** · 01-04-20 01:05

Originally Posted by TPAMonger [View Original Post]

Too lazy to click link. Anything about lawn guy?

In my dream the lawn guy took all the roses and it cost me $$. 50 to replace them.

**HouseMaster** · 01-03-20 23:28

Bit difficult to get a hold of, actually had started to message her a day or two prior to us meeting. Maybe that is the reason why one of her classified posts said her phone is working again.

Was an in-call and she got here pretty quick. Was only for a QV but definitely think it was worth the $80 donation. I hadn't cum from just head in a year or more. I think she was surprised as well when I originally said I probably wasn't going to cum.

Overall it was an good date. Will probably call on her again. She also says she has friends who can join or if I was looking for variety should could help out.

**TPAMonger** · 01-03-20 21:54

Originally Posted by ShurShot14 [View Original Post]

I don't see "dream".

Too lazy to click link. Anything about lawn guy?

**ShurShot14** · 01-03-20 19:59

Originally Posted by LetsBeNinjas [View Original Post]

Set up appointment tonight. Wondering if anyone has had a dream with this one yet. Can't find reviews, but I hear tryst is valid.

https://tryst.link/escort/valerie-51

I've been dreaming about her since I saw her pics. But, given her prices, I doubt that I'll ever fuck her. Enjoy!!

**ShurShot14** · 01-03-20 19:52

Originally Posted by DaveRue [View Original Post]

Jackson and A2 set up the abbreviations for a reason and then defined them. They are not a code to fool LEO.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/cust...=Abbreviations

I don't see "dream".

**OlderGuy69** · 01-03-20 18:09

I have been seeing her on off for five years. That southern accent really gets to me. I arrive.

At her place in Palm Harbor and she lets me watch her jump in the tub. No doubt that 69.

Is going to be fun. I strip we leap for the bed and she is all over my cock and balls. She has.

A sweet pussy and takes direction very well.

If you like a spinner MILF, this is your gal. 125 roses and we had a phenomenal time.

Call her at 727-four40-0402.

**RiderKing1110** · 01-03-20 17:56

Originally Posted by LetsBeNinjas [View Original Post]

Set up appointment tonight. Wondering if anyone has had a dream with this one yet. Can't find reviews, but I hear tryst is valid.

https://tryst.link/escort/valerie-51

I saw her about 2 months ago and was not impressed. She was not respectful and looked a bit worse than her photos. Pretty much showed up, complained and left without speaking hardly at all.

**MilfSeek** · 01-03-20 17:28

Originally Posted by LetsBeNinjas [View Original Post]

Set up appointment tonight. Wondering if anyone has had a dream with this one yet. Can't find reviews, but I hear tryst is valid.

https://tryst.link/escort/valerie-51

Hopefully she comes down off those rates. $120/$200 is more like it.

Let us know.